Reader x Dave: Puns"Hurry up ___! Do it! I want to see how this goes!"Reader x Dave: Puns4 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Shut up John! Give me time! Go make some cookies or whatever!" You hissed at your friend, John Eggbert, as you stared at your computer. The two of you were trying to figure out a way to get you to cleverly admit your love for none other than Dave Strider, the cool 'swaggie' kid.
'I got this...'
-- -_ [ -_ ] began pestering turntechGodhead [ tG ] at 12 : 37 P.M --
tG: holy fuck what do you want ___
-_: I am trying to impress John and everyone by thinking of puns! I know that your irony can help me, right~?
-_: Oh what?
tG: can you do algebra
-_: *___ sighs loudly at what (s)he knew would lead up to this* yes Dave, I can do algebra. I'm not the best, but I can get you at least a C on that math report you have on Wednesday.
tG: sweet okay who do you need puns for
-_: literally everyone! All the trolls and the rest of you kiddos!
tG: dont call me a kiddo
France X Sick! Reader - I'll Be There For YouFrance X Sick! Reader - I'll Be There For You2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Alright, let's see what I can do~. Hopefully I'll do good.
France X Sick!Reader - I'll Be There For You
You lay in your bed, stomach pains and a constant nauseated feeling. You've already puked twice today and you feel like you don't want to anymore. You sigh and hear a knock at the door. You got up and your head pounded, causing you to hold a hand to it. You walk to the door and open it to reveal your flirty, best friend Francis or better known as the personification of France.
"'Ello (Y/N)! 'Ow are you doing?" Francis asked with the accent that you found pretty cute. Okay you admit, you have a giant slight crush on the Frenchie. "Terrible." You simply replied. "Oh? What's wrong?" He asked. "I'm sick. That's what. I think I have a stomach virus." You replied, grumpily. Sickness messes with your emotions, makes you kind of grumpy.
"Do you 'ave a fever?" Francis asked as you moved aside to let him in and you closed the door. "I dunno to be honest." You replied. "Zhen you must ta
Poland X Child!ReaderPoland X Child!Reader1 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Okay, first time writing Poland! Let's do this!
Poland X Child!Reader - It's Going To Be Okay.
"Hey, are you, like, okay?" A male voice asked.
The girl opened her eyes and looked at a man with soaked straw blonde hair sticking to his cheeks and bright green eyes, full of life, curiosity and worry. He was dressed in a salmon pink collared, button up shirt, black pants and black shoes. The girl looked at the man in confusion. "Are you talking to me?" She asked. The man nodded and said, "Yeah, like, who else would I be talking to?"
The small girl shrugged. "I dunno. Why are you worried about me anyways? No one else has been..." She said. The man felt a tug at his heart and picked the small, cold, wet girl up. She didn't protest. "Because I have a heart, unlike some of these people..." The man said. "Wanna, like, come to my house? It's totally warm there and I could, like, get you some totally cute clothes." He asked the girl. The girl simply nodded. "That'd be
When life gives you CreepyPasta. XIIIAfter smelling the beautiful scent of food, you took off into a run towards the dinning room, the slobbering Smile dog right on your tail. Ignoring the small giggle from behind, you slid into the dinning room, almost sliding into the table but succeeded not to. Mentally cheering, you victory was short lived, something came out and made contact with the back of your head, a noise echoing in your ears. "Nien running in zhe house!" Grabbing the back of your head, you let out a whine and curled your toes. Sure, you knew who it was that whacked you- as if it wasn't obvious enough, but as a natural reaction you turned around. You got an eyeful of a sigh you'd NEVER forget! There stood Slenderman in all his glory - pride probably shot - wearing a pink apron, with hearts. Pursing your lip, your head craned back as if you were trying to decide whether this was real or not. If you could see his eyes, you would imagine them squinting as be leaned over towards you. "Vhat? Vhat are you staringWhen life gives you CreepyPasta. XIII1 week ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Attack on Titan: Erwin x reader x Levi Pt.1There was a feeling of pity in sitting heavy in your stomach.. and your chest. You sat outside of the closed off door and leaned against the frame. The sight was burned into your memory. Erwin had been so covered in blood, no one could tell if it was from a wound of his own or from the comrades falling around him. It was disturbing when a shaky voice called out his name, and he didn't move, he didn't look like he was breathing. Your mind began to swim in hysteria again before you opened your eyes and took a breath. You were safe in the building, he was safe in the building.. He was alive. You honestly struggled to remember how Levi had found the both of you as quickly as he did, but.. Thank God for that little man. A sharp exhale pushed through your lips as you turned around and opened the door quietly, catching sight of Levi sitting on a stool next to a steel bathtub. Erwin still being unconscious, Levi took it upon himself to take care of the commander.Attack on Titan: Erwin x reader x Levi Pt.14 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
He wore his uniform, onl
Tarzan [A Signless x Reader fanfic] Chapter 1How the hell did you get to this place? Heck you didn’t know…it was weird and dark and spooky and you swore you heard creatures somewhere.Tarzan [A Signless x Reader fanfic] Chapter 14 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
All you remember was laying on your bed, enjoying a good book and sipping some lovely tea then BAM! You were falling from the sky and landed hard on the greyish ground, clenching your book as if it was going to save you. And on the floor you still laid, before regaining yourself and standing up, wiping off the dirt– or whatever it was off of your being.
“Bloody hell...” You cursed, a deep frown marring your face and your nose crinkling in slight displeasure. Still clenching your book, you took off towards…was it the south or the east? Whatever! You didn’t care about directions, as long as you could find a way out of this place.
You shivered at the night wind, and wrapped the bathrobe around you, since you had forgotten that you were still in a nightgown, and that was indecent for a lady to wear out in publ
Hetalia X Child!Reader - It's Going To Be Okay.Hetalia X Child!Reader- It's Going To Be Okay.Hetalia X Child!Reader - It's Going To Be Okay.1 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A child no more than five walked around in the downpour outside, dressed in what used to be a light shirt and shorts. Her wet, matted (H/C) hair plastered to her face by the rain. She was deathly pale and her dull (E/C) orbs showed no spark of life. The few strangers on the streets payed her no attention. She was used to it. No one cared for her. She saw a bench so she climbed onto it and sat down and closed her eyes.
Until she heard a voice.
The PerytonThe Peryton6 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Peryton (Peritius borgesi) is a species of herbivorus pterosaur indigenous to Ophionia.
The Peryton superficially resembles a deer, and is 5 feet tall with a 25 foot wingspan. It's body is mostly covered with dark green pycnofibres, with white on the underbelly. The wings are mostly white with black tips. The back legs are long, with yellow feet. It's head is mostly black with white on the lower jaw, and around the ear holes. The head's most prominent feature is the branching, antler-like crest.
As there are no deer, or similar mammals in Ophionia, Perytons have evolved to fill their ecological niche as browsers. Perytons live in large flocks, and communicate with a series of roars and cries. They are notoriously agressive and have been known to gore humans to death with their crests. Mated pairs tend to build their nests atop high cliffs, and are fiercely protective, driving off any intruders including other Perytons
A Slice of Blapple PieIt was a beautiful day; the magenta sky was free of clouds, Paka, my volpiline, was pouncing on tiger mice and letting out trills of joy, and I was standing on a branch in my blapple tree, a rope tied tightly around my waist (so I wouldn't plummet to my doom), picking blapples and placing them in my basket I had over my arm.A Slice of Blapple Pie17 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
As I was humming "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam, I heard Paka give an angry growl, and looking over, I saw him fly with his little wings up into the tree and through an open window of my house. Perplexed, I looked below me, and standing at the base of the tree was a black blob. (I'm practically blind without my glasses.) However, I knew who it was once I heard her speak.
"Rei!!" shouted Annatier, her voice echoing in an unnatural way. "Rei! HEEEEEY!!! REEEEEEEI!!!"
"What?" I shouted back, feeling a bit miffed.
"Can I come over?" Anna yelled up.
"No!" I said. "I'm busy!"
"But I wanna come over!"
"GO AWAY ANNA!" Without waiting for a response, I carefully walked across the
Christmas Girlfriend - First AdventChristmas Girlfriend - First Advent4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Christmas Girlfriend – First Advent
It was that time of the year again. The Bells were ringing, the snow was falling and everybody was in a great mood.
Of course this accounted for Brian too.
He was humming softly to himself as he was walking down the pedestrian area in the city center. Even though it was still four weeks till Christmas, everybody was already out preparing for the great celebration.
Be it buying presents for their loved ones, enjoying a hot wine punch or taking part in many pre-Christmas activities. Everyone was busy.
Brian grinned to himself, thinking about his parents and his sister and how great it would be to see them again.
He was of medium height, had shoulder long, messy blonde hair and wore a tick leather coat to protect him against the snow. A thick green scarf was fastened around his neck and he wore a similar colored woolen cap.
He stopped at the center of the marketplace and turned for three hundred sixty degrees. The air smelled of hot chocolate, of
What Are you? -G/t-Mordicai blinked. He wasn't entirely sure what he was looking at..What Are you? -G/t-6 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Well, he was. He just wasn't sure if he was REALLY seeing it or not. Perhaps he was still dreaming...or maybe he just needed to drink more coffee.
Yeah. That was probably it. He just needed more coffee. Last night had been a long one for sure...so much paperwork to keep him up...his brain was just exhausted and his eyes were starting to play tricks on him, that was all~
He just needed to wake himself up more and kick his brain back into gear.
but the longer he stared, the more real it seemed to be.
Or she rather than it...
The figure certainly appeared to be a her, anyway...a person all the same.
A person standing atop the shelf in his pantry cupboard.
A person no larger than his thumb.
She stood perfectly stil...staring up at him with huge, unblinking eyes and expression of fear.
Honestly, she looked like one of those tiny models used for toy trainsets...
And the passing thought of her being just that did cross his min
Kurloz x Reader| For The Love Of Faygo! "Dude. Dude. I fucking love you!" You squealed as you looked at the things in front of me.Kurloz x Reader| For The Love Of Faygo!5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
'Nice to know my wicked sis.' Kurloz signed.
"I'm serious!" You cling to Kurloz as you speak. Totally forgetting about what you had wanted to tell him in the first place.
'Woah motherfucker! That's a little too close." Kurloz signed, blushing behind his skull makeup.
"Kurry! You have magical, miracle, delicious Faygo Bushes!" You squeezed Kurloz, Kurry, closer with every word. If it wasn't blatantly obvious by this point...you...love Faygo, a drink that is highly renowned in the subjuggulator religion.
'I've always had them. Can you please get off of me? It's getting hard to breathe.'
"Oh, sorry Kurry." You uncling to Kurloz. You gaze at the majesty that is Faygo Bushes and think 'I know that I came here to do something, what was it?'
'Hey, lil mama.' Kurloz signs. 'I have t
Mama's Got You. ( Hijack )It was a long drive back home.Mama's Got You. ( Hijack )1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
The silence was unsettling, just Hiccup and his thoughts. Things weren't the same without Jack's antics, without Frostbite darting around between their legs, and December sticking close to his mama.
" Jack said the kids are fine." Hiccup reminded himself, gripping the wheel tighter. He forced himself to take a deep breath.
Glancing upward, he looked out the windshield, and up at the moon.
And at that second, he felt another twitch from his stomach.
The reason he'd left the show early, knowing it'd be better to be home.
" I'll tell him in the morning." Hiccup promised the knowing figure.
He pulled into the driveway, hurridly gathering up his things and walking fast up the path to the house. For a brief moment he paused, pressing his hand to his stomach.
Back up at the moon.
" You're not one for giving out warnings, are you?"
Hiccup made sure to be extra quiet as he walked through the dark house. On the way to his own bedroom, he gently pushed ope
Kidnapped-Loki X Reader prt 1Kidnapped-Loki X Reader prt 13 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I was busy watching the Avengers I was at the part where the Hulk was slamming Loki; The God of mischief into the Stark Tower floor. I know that its rude to laugh when someone is getting slammed into the floor, but I couldn't help it when the Hulk said and I quote 'Pewy God' I could help, but laugh. It was the second time I had watched this movie since I had gotten it for my 26th birthday, but unlike most Avenger fans I was a fan of the Godly brothers mainly the troublesome one named Loki. I yawned as the movie came to an end, I wanted to watch it for the third time, but I couldn't keep my calico eyes open. 'Damn it all ' I thought. So I left it in the dvd player, and went to read a comic book on Thor I got half way thru reading about some place called Asgard, falling to sleep with the comic book open on my chest after a while of sleeping I heard a light tapping at my window which was strange because I lived on the second floor of a red old brick building. Yawning again I groaned, and
Since the day he hatchedIt was late at night, and the room was completely dark, save for a small flickering candle on a desk beside the nearby window. For many pones, such light wouldn't have been enough to do any real reading, but for Twilight, she'd grown used to it. This was not the first late-night study session she'd done, and it wouldn't be the last. She was occupying herself with her latest book, a tome on all the knowledge ponies had about dragons, the most ferocious creatures known to their kind.Since the day he hatched3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Recent events had made her realise just how little she knew about them. For it was only a few short hours ago that she and her friends, Rarity and Rainbow Dash, had been given a first-hand experience with a few dangerous specimens. But the experience had all been worth it, because now, they'd managed to save one who was very dear to her. Spike, her "number one assistant", who had gone to the dragon migration to find out more about what it meant to be a dragon, as well as to perhaps find others of his family.
Romano x Reader Need You Now Romano x Reader Need You NowRomano x Reader Need You Now4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Picture perfect memories
scattered all around the floor
you sat in your hotel room on the bed with a box of pictures of you and Lovino, your Italian lover, as tears roll down your cheeks,
reaching for the phone
cause I can't fight it
you look over at the phone on the bed-side table and raise your hand to pick it up and put it to your ear,
and I wonder if I ever cross
your mind for me it happens all
you put it back where it was, and wonder if he's thinking of you...
it's a quarter after one
I'm all alone
and I need you now
you lay on your side looking at the wall as you sobbed, you pulled your knees up to your chest and sobbed in to them,
said I wouldn't call but I
lost all control and I need
you now and I don't know how
I can do with out... I just need
Another shot of whisky
can't stop looking at the door
wishing you'd come sweeping in the
way you did before
he sat in his hotel r