Skyrim meme(Apologies in advance for those hoping to see pictures. I’m no artist I’m afraid)Skyrim meme2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Welcome to the cold land of Skyrim! Please introduce your Dovahkiin:
Vlad. Nord. A no-nonsense tough guy.
2. Troubled beginning…..why was your Dovahkiin captured in the first place:
Shot an adventurer in the knee (Sorry, couldn’t resist)
3. What is your Dovahkiin good at:
Heavy armour, two-handed weapons (greatswords mostly) and smithing. Just a standard warrior really.
4. Most favourite NPC vs least favourite. What happens:
Odahviing vs Ulfric Stormcloak. Some dragon’s getting dinner tonight.
5. Everyone needs some lovin! Who does your Dovahkiin want some from:
Serana, naturally. How can you do better than a sassy vampire lady?
6. What about quests? Which one is your favourite:
Dragonslayer. You get to fight an evil dragon in the afterlife. Nuff said.
7. Factions, factions….which one do you prefer:
The Dawnguard. Random vampire attacks seriously got on my nerves.