Reasons Why I Dislike FeministsCurrently, the hashtag “Women Against Feminism” has been trending on social media, and it has created quite the on-line feminist backlash. Feminists have been left scratching their heads, wondering why women of all people would have a problem with feminism. Why would women be against people who claim to be “advocating social, political, legal, and economic rights for women equal to those of men”?Reasons Why I Dislike Feminists10 hours ago in Editorial More Like This
If I had a dollar for every feminist who rebutted the phrase “I don’t like feminism” with “what do you have against equal rights for women?”, my wealth would rival that of Steve Jobs!
No, feminists, we do not have a problem with women wanting equal rights to men. Our problem is not with what feminists claim to stand for. Our problem is not with their positions. Our problem is with their words and actions.
You see, feminists, I don’t judge people based upon what they claim to stand for. If that were the case, I would take the word of R
Heart by Heart - HalfKitty!Eren x ReaderHeart by Heart - HalfKitty!Eren x Reader10 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
When your soul finds the soul it was waiting for
When someone walks into your heart through an open door
When your hand finds the hand it was meant to hold
Don't let go
Someone comes into your world
Suddenly your world has changed forever
The girl walked though the hallway, looking for Hanji, Levi and Erwin. And Eren.
Why? Just because she heared an explosion from Hanji's room.
'Just please don't kill anyone of them. Or Armin. Or Mikasa. Jean. Christa, Ymir, Reiner, THE WHOLE WORLD!'
Suddenly, she was running downstairs, her uniform was now a little sweaty because of her running. And then, she entered the room. There was three people, one mad woman and two men. One was tall and the other was tall.
"Okay, Hanji. Where's he?"
Hanji laughed a bit, before look at the (e/c) eyes of the girl with madness: "Who?"
"Hanji Zoe, where's Eren Jäger?"
"WHOOOO?!?!?" The mad woman teased the girl.
"E-r-e-n! Please, stop teasing me!!!"
The girl looked at Hanji's feet,
It's Always Blackest Before the ThroneCurriculum VitaeIt's Always Blackest Before the Throne19 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Snake Cult Leader
General in the Legions of Shagamemnon
Reason Left Last Job:
Green, three-boobed alien women wanting to be taught the Earth-concept of love.
Has own armour (black leather with spikes).
Interviewer’s notes: This guy seems perfect!
I realise there is no way for me to get this letter to you but I feel in need of a sympathetic ear at the moment.
Things haven’t been going too well. I thought the dungeon was the way to go in order to gain power and riches but people somehow completely misinterpreted the whips and chains. Thought it was a place offering… erotic satisfaction. It all made me terribly uncomfortable.
So I gave up and swapped genres from Fantasy to Sci-Fi. But things didn’t improve and now I appear to have ended up in Gritty Realism. I’ve managed to get a minimum w
Death Battle: Scorpion vs. HellboyDeath Battle: Scorpion vs. Hellboy9 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Roy: Alright the combatants are set, we have taken every angle into account and we have found ourselves a verdict.
Ivan: Let us watch the Hellfire ninja attempt to break his streak.
Roy: So, it's time for a Death Battle!
Ivan: So enthusiastic...
Roy: What? Just because I stole your line-
Ivan: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!
It was quiet that night. No one was out of their home, probably because of the big red demon walking about. Hellboy stepped out of a nearby pancake house, the owner watching his demonic customer exit the restaurant. His breath reeked of pancakes and beer.
Hellboy pulled out a wrinkled and folded-up piece of paper. It had "DEATH BATTLE" written at the top. Hellboy looked at it as he found the opponents name on the paper.
"Scorpion." Hellboy read aloud as he checked the area. He didn't see anything. Meanwhile in the depths of hell a yell was heard. A yellow clad ninja walked out of a blazing fire, a chain hanging from his arm. It was Scorpion.
Birthday Dilemma (Kasamatsu X Reader)Birthday Dilemma (Kasamatsu X Reader)19 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
(A/N): Happy birthday to my dear Kasamatsu-senpai as well as myself!
(L/N) (F/N) had a problem.
She had been going out with a third year, Kasamatsu Yukio, for a few weeks now. It was a good relationship. And then it hit her. It was almost his birthday. On the 29th of July to be precise.
She didn't know what to get him. She didn't want to get him a horrible present. She asked her childhood friend and fellow first year, Kise Ryouta for his opinion. He would know what his senpai wants right?
Kise's suggestion to his (H/C) friend was to put on some sexy lingerie and just surprise him like that.
In return, Kise got a kick to the leg.
So (F/N) decided she would figure this out herself.
She sat in her class, not paying attention to the teacher's lesson and tapped her pencil on her desk. 'He likes music,' she thought. 'And he plays the guitar. I don't have enough money for a guitar so maybe a guitar pick? No, that's too simple. A CD of a band he likes? Not bad. New socks?"
A Tricksters Tale (LevixDemon!ReaderxEren) 3A Tricksters Tale (LevixDemon!ReaderxEren) 315 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Levi was watching curiously as you were cleaning his office. It truly amazed him how well you were able to clean, he would never admit though that you were just a little better at it then him. For the full two month's you had been there he had grown really big feelings for you. He didn't know if it was the way you talked or your smile, your beautiful eyes, your-. Levi cut his thoughts off when you walked back over to his desk.
"I have finished my chores Levi. Is there anything else you need?" You asked and he gave you a stack of finished paperwork. His hand lightly grazed over yours and that same warm feeling as before came back. You quickly grabbed the papers from his hand.
"I need you to take these to Hanji please." He said and you bowed before making your way to the door.
As soon as you left his office, Levi looked down at his hand. When he touched you it made him warm. It was a certain warmth that could mel
Creepypasta: ThreadbareCreepypasta: ThreadbareCreepypasta: Threadbare15 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
No one knows the name of the homeless bloke who lived under the overpass, who he was, or where he came from. Most assumed him to be just another person with a physical or possibly mental handicap that kept him from working, like countless others within the inner core of Detroit. You, being a kind soul at your most basic, thought you would give him a gift possibly more precious than a handout. You thought it would be a profound gesture of kindness to sit down with the man and ask him about his life.
As you approach him, lying in his makeshift lean-to and looking out on the world that cast him out, you don’t feel scared in the least. He has never exhibited any signs of hostile behaviour in the four years he has dwelled beneath the overpass, and in fact seems to show an admirably content attitude on his station in life.
“Hello, do you need someone to talk to? I have plenty of spare time, it’s Sunday so I don’t have work or anything” yo
... and nobody cares.Can you see these empty eyes, screaming for help? No you can't.... and nobody cares.11 hours ago in Emotional More Like This
Oh come on, you're not sick! I can't see it! Your answer was. You're thinking of me as a malingerer, don't try to tell me otherwise. You think I'm one of the comfortably sick to get through life easy.
Have you ever asked yourself why you (still) live? What is worth for living? When all problems hail down on you at once and you threaten to suffocate, seeing all your plans and dreams destroyed, you won't consider giving up, don't you?
Come get your ass up, lazy f*ck and get a job again, I once heard you yelling at me. Afterwards I'm asking myself – do you, so called friend, even know me at all? Do you know that the pressure of my past has crushed me into an unstable pile of mood swings, suicide thoughts and psychosomatic sickness? Probably not, because if you'd know me you wouldn't hurt me with your words.
But there are loads of therapists out there, don't whine into my ears any longer, go get your hea
America x Reader: Always the friend."Hey, [Name]!" A whisper came from behind. "Hurry up raise your hand! Hurry and tell my teacher my answer!"America x Reader: Always the friend.19 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Why? Why can't you just do it yourself, Alfred? Afterall, you have your voice and your hands." You whispered back, clearly flipping the pages of your notebook, reading your, 'Superstitious Beliefs' Assignment in Science, the subject you are currently having now.
Ever since Alfred was transferred behind your desk, you couldn't help but smile at the happening. Last time you only watch him from afar, watching his every movement. People mistake you for having a crush at him, but you denied it or give them the 'middle finger' or you would call it, 'Fuck you'. You were actually called 'Bad Girl' by Alfred and his so called little friends, knowing that you know more curses than a regular girl should have.
And now here you are. Alfred forcing you to raise your hand for the superstitious beliefs to tell the teacher his answers.
-.- Really? Well, that is Alfred so far. Being the funny shi
The Cat Curls UpAnd a very good afternoon to you. You catch me looking at a catalogue of old chairs – nothing I would sell in my store, but from an aesthetics viewpoint it reminds me of some of the – things we used to think were fashionable.The Cat Curls Up1 day ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Take this one for example – the infamous box seat, so popular in the early seventies for the style conscious and space conscious young person about town. Actually, the only thing they really turned out to be good for was walking into or falling off.
There was a flat I visited in the Knightsbridge area in the mid seventies, when Habitat, god rest their soul, were just starting out and making this sort of thing popular. I had thought it was empty, but after raiding the bedrooms I discovered the error of my ways – walking into the main room, I disturbed this eighteen year old girl, wearing a short sleeved white crotched top, pale blue mini skirt, white knee length socks and flat shoes, sitting on one of these box contraptions
Jester's Nightmares (pilot for a one shot series)"Blade?" Jester whispered in his bed facing the opposite side of the room towards the second small puppet size bed. "blade? are you up?"Jester's Nightmares (pilot for a one shot series)12 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Blade was in fact awake, but he was trying to ignore Jester, he normally would feel bad If he tried to ignore his dear old friend. However he dealt with three full nights without sleep due to jester watching that horror movie on TV and then the constant nightmare's the little multi-face puppet was having.
'Just don't say anything, and he'll go back to sleep soon' Blade thought filling his mind with the prayer that Jester would give up and go to bed.
As a few minutes past it became quiet was, Blade soon let out a sigh of relief as he felt himself going into a deep sleep. Well until he saw a flash of lightning coming from the window, and he knew what came after lighting. And he heard the loud crashing sound of the thunder, which soon lead him hearing jester yelped from fear.
"Blade!" he yelled as He jumped out of his bed and fell on blade started to try
Surprise? (Bertolt AU) (Contest Entry)Surprise? (Bertolt AU) (Contest Entry)1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Bertolt closed his eyes and took a deep breath. This was how he wanted to do it. He just had to get over his fears and go for it.
He knew she didn't want a big proposal, but he still wanted to make it special. So what better way than a casual surprise on their anniversary?
Smiling at his own idea, Bertolt reached in the fridge and took out a loaf of white bread and placed it on the counter, followed by a jar of mayo, a head of lettuce, and deli sliced turkey.
One whole year together... it had only been one whole year since the day he'd gotten the nerve to ask her to officially be his girlfriend. He smiled at the thought as he pulled out four slices of bread. He remembered how nervous he was that day, even if they had already been on a few dates. It took weeks of coaxing from the guys, but after the girls had assured him she'd say yes there was no longer anything holding him back.
He began dressing the bread with mayonnaise as his mind wandered to their past year together. He chuckled a
Star Trek Prank Week Part IV (KhanvsCrewxReader)Star Trek Prank Week Part IV (KhanvsCrewxReader)6 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
You sat against the glass of the cell, eating popcorn and watching Sherlock. "You know, I never noticed how much you and that Benedict Cumberbatch guy looked alike." you mused.
"Can we please watch something else?! It's been nothing but Sherlock for the past few weeks! We all know what happens and you know every...single...line!" Khan exclaimed.
"Moriarty's not so bad looking either." you said ignoring him. "Once you get past that whole 'I wanna kill Sherlock Holmes' thing. I wouldn't mind being a Westwood suit."
Khan's eye twitched and he envisioned himself choking you to death and walking over your cold corpse. He smirked to himself then blinked in surprise when you changed the DVD's. "NOT THOR!!! Anything but that!!!" he pleaded.
"Lion King?" you suggested.
"Play the damn movie. Just don't compare me to Loki." Khan replied, sulking.
"Kay!" you exclaimed with a squeal so loud it made Khan wince. About halfway through Thor the lights flickered and a green mist appeared. "Whoa.
Harry Potter according to Facebook 2Harry Potter according to Facebook 2 8 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Alex Blaine has uploaded a photo and tagged Dixon Malfoy 'NEW PETS! ^_^'
Sirius Black, Harry Potter and 5 others like this
Remus Lupin: Where did you get a Koala and Platypus?
Dixon Malfoy: the zoo
Remus Lupin:.......You stole them from a zoo?
Alex Blaine: Yes. Problem?
Dixon Malfoy: I shall call my Platypus Jukka
Sirius Black: Why that name?
Dixon Malfoy: Cause it's an awesome name
Alex Blaine: I named my Koala Gerry
Lucius Malfoy: Gerry is a dumbass name
Abraxas Malfoy: I wanted to call you Gerry but your mother wanted you to be called Lucius
Dixon Malfoy: Holy shit dad you can work an iPhone?
Abraxas Malfoy: Course I can I'm hip
Lucius Malfoy: more like you need a hip
Remus Lupin: Lol
Abraxas Malfoy has de-friended Lucius Malfoy
Severus Snape likes this
Lucius Malfoy: I didn't even know we were friends
Abraxas Malfoy: I may have hacked your Facebook
Lucius Malfoy: -__-
Dailia Malfoy has changed her name to Dailia
Request: Jagoman169In a quiet forest in medieval Japan, everything was very tranquil with the moonlit sky giving light through the trees. A figure was standing against a tree. At first, you would think that this was just an ordinary soldier, but look closer and you will find something horrid and ghastly about this particular fellow. He was an undead. He was adorned in samurai armor with colors of red and black with a yellow trim. And his skin was pale grey and had the usual characteristics as a zombie. Nonetheless, he was nicely built and was a proficient fighter. Before he died, that is.Request: Jagoman16910 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
This undead samurai was once a proud, wise warrior in his class. He was married and had a family. It was the unfortunate untimely death that this good man was slain in battle. But he wouldn’t remain dead for long. After he was put to rest in his grave, a dark evil force invaded and reanimated his body as a spooky undead. Now he walks with a dark blue floating ghost head. He wander for many years after his resurrec
How To Get Rid of HeadachesEver since I was a kid, I would always, ALWAYS get these horrible headaches. I don't know if ti's because of allergy's, or if I wasn't getting enough water, but, almost every week, I would get a headache.How To Get Rid of Headaches13 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
I tired everything, you know. I took aspirin, it took to long to work. I tried just sleeping, but, the pain never let me rest. Nothing worked.
But then, a couple years later, i found something.
When I first feel a headache coming on, this is what I do.
I put my fingers up to my temple, and pushed down lightly, even rub a little. The pain rushes away almost instantly, it shocked me a little.
It was perfect.
Now, headaches wouldn't ruin my day anymore.
Soon, it began to wear off a little. I would feel the pain in the back of my brain, and I would put my fingers up to my head lightly, but, for some reason, it wasn't working this time. so, I pushed a little harder. It hurt, but only for a moment, then the pain would go away, just like before.
I learned, that, the pain in my head would
Wedding Presents******2 AM August 15th, Queen City Museum******Wedding Presents12 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
The museum was very quiet as a solitary figure padded silently towards an exhibit on the Dark Ages, his colorful clothing a stark contrast to his purpose. “This is too perfect; I can steal one of the iron maidens in the exhibit to use as bait for White Owl. I can probably catch Captain Valiant too if I do it right.” The Buffoon spoke in a loud whisper to himself as he moved through the building. He wasn’t worried though, due to both the guards and the alarm system being taken out by him before getting deeper into the building.
Unknown to the villain, another body was creeping up behind him totally silent, eyes mainly focused on him while taking some care to mind the shadows as well so as not to give away her position. When The Buffoon stopped, she snuck up behind him and gently took his jester’s wand out of the holster on his hip and looked at it for a second. Once she found out
Royal Road Trip - Chapter: 2Royal Road Trip - Chapter: 26 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter:2 Adventure's Call
The summer sun shined down brighter than ever on the kingdom of Arendelle. Beautiful mountain ranges mixed with gorgeous grassy plains dominated the landscape. The kingdom was situated along a glistening fjord, offering a stunning view of the shimmering ocean. The people of Arendelle began to emerge from their homes, pleasantly greeting one another to start the day.
An ice harvester made his way through the village streets, selling slabs to all of his regulars. "Come on, Sven." He mushed his reindeer across a bridge and towards the castle.
They were greeted by a robust servant, who paid the harvester while the royal guards extracted the ice from his sled. "Brilliant work, as always. Thank you, Kristoff."
He humbly scratched his blonde head. "You're welcome, Kai. Only the best for the queen and princess."
Kai chuckled, "Speaking of which, shouldn't you two be married already? I feel like you've been dating forever."
"Forever? It's only