Late Saturday Night!I entered the bar around half past eight,Late Saturday Night!2 days ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Rushing to get sloshed...No, i couldn't wait!
Hustling bodies jiving around,
A warm uterus needing to be found.
I've passed the gin and onto the fruits,
Lets hope i don't spew on my new boots.
I ate a off sandwhich, it's just a hunch.
Hello, Goodbye! There's my lunch...
Or was it because someone spiked the punch!
That's what you get when your with a rowdy bunch...
Standing on tables and swinging on chairs,
But it's late-night saturday so who cares?
I'll join in the ruckus with my mug,
Wailing about, chug chug chug!
I've drunk to much and i need to pee!
It's come out my trouser leg...Now i need to flee!
I hit the ground running and met it with my face,
Crying in shame, i'm such a disgrace.
Lying on the floor drunken in wee,
Maybe i shouldn't have gone on a drinking spree!
The Peacock DanceIf brevity be the soul of wit*The Peacock Dance2 days ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Then with each word my heart tis snip’d
I raise my arrow
As you raise your gun
The last to fire is the first who’s won
Though you’ve Benedick
As the peacock dance carries on
To guise the affection
Like the shadowed birthing of a fawn.
Rocko's Modern Rap (Theme Song)There's my mama right there, she's a mama kangarooRocko's Modern Rap (Theme Song)3 days ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
She's a hoppin through the bushes, cue the didgeridoo
She throws me out of her pouch and I land on the ground
My rattle is a hand-me-down but I'm still safe and sound
A giant clock comes outta nowhere, I get hit in the face
and I find out that the baseball field is not a happy place
The gigantic blue hands of what is school in God mode
give me so much flipping knowledge that my head could explode
Academic education barely even feeds my dog
It doesn't matter anyway, I'm flicked out like a bug
I fly across the ocean and the real world is cray-cray
This steer named Heffer pulls me up, I scream and run away
Lizards, frogs in toasters, turtles with a Jewish attitude
I got no money, might as well be running in the nude
I'm too afraid to know exactly what I'm seeing here
But from what I see, I'm just hallucinating from my fear
I go inside a TV and I'm glad that I rushed
Because the whole thing toppled over and some hopes and dreams got crushe