Top 20 things Optimus Prime would NEVER say!20.) "This cat is delicious!"Top 20 things Optimus Prime would NEVER say!7 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
19.) "Do these flames make me look fat?"
18.) "You know you're just stumped from my imminent beauty!"
17.) "I like a cheeseburger, with no onions, no lettuce, and extra pickles. If I don't see any pickles, I will sit on top of this fast food restaurant and everyone in it as well!..............may I have some fries as well?"
16.) "I don't care if I am the designated driver, YOU'RE NOT DRINKING INSIDE ME!"
15.) "There are just some days, you can't get rid of Rodimus."
14.) *sings* "I got the touch! I got the POWEEEEERRRRRR! DUN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN! YEAH!"
13.) "In all these centuries of fighting, I've come to ask you the one question, I dared not ask Megatron.............................Is that a helmet? Or a bucket on your head? I never could tell?
12.) "We will protect mankind and all of there, waitaminute!..............$4.99 for re
PoisonedSurvival tip number one: Remove yourself from the dangerous situation.Poisoned19 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Uh, sure. I'd love to but my vision is all screwed up so that everything looks like a blurry mass of red goats.
Survival tip number two: This instruction pamphlet was written by a red goat.
Survival tip number three: Avoid red goats at all costs. Red goats can not be trusted-
Wait, WHAT?!? Then why should I believe-?
-with the exception of the red goat that wrote this pamphlet.
...I'm starting to feel a bit skeptical about this.
Survival tip number four: Skepticism is a sign of RED GOAT POISONING.
OH MY GOAT! I'm poisoned and delusional! What should I do? I can't trust my own judgment!
Survival tip number five: To cure yourself of poison, submit your will and a large portion of your finances to the pamphlet author.
Hey, that sounds reasonable! Whew, I'm sure glad I found this thing!
Survival tip number six: Do not read the pamphlets of other red goats. They wil
Revisioning DarwinSometimes I'm jealous of pandasRevisioning Darwin23 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
because they are the most retarded animals
that I know of, but still
They take a leak on Darwin
And prove that PR has it's use
in the animal kingdom as well
Maybe they can give a seminar to slugs?
Vlad Pole ........................Jockey SaddleghostVlad Pole ........................Jockey Saddle1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
has set up
in the 3rd
of the 4
a clowning in
a crab apple
karate star sliced
on curse graph
Aftermath of FridayBroken glass in the snowAftermath of Friday1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
sleepin' on my couch there's a hoe
pretty sure that's a box of crud
...wait, what- is that blood?
Beer bottles are broken on the floor and
there's a hobo on the porch
I feel like I had too much liquor...
The wall's got marker smears
and how in hell did that get there
there's faint memories of slurred cheers
pretty sure I loved it all
I've got a missed call from dad
he's asking what the crap?
I tell him I dunno, but it was bad
(he's gonna be so damn mad)
I text my friends "wth?"
they don't know or won't tell
my girlfriend helps me clean up
well what I'm thinkin' is what the fuck?
It takes a couple espresso shots
and some pics of me dancin' on table tops
and that hobo still won't leave
I'm wearing my stress on my sleeve
Well they all told me it was fun
wait, where'd he even find rum?
pretty sure it rocked
but whatever I forgot
You know it's all just a mess
and I ripped my sister's prom dress
and my mom is so pissed
but this Friday was the shit
So who g
WowShe likes spiders,Wow2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
And I don't,
But she's still awesome.
I am a YouTube Beauty Tutor and I am the Shit!I am a YouTube Beauty Tutor and I am the Shit!2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
I am a YouTube beauty tutor and I am the shit!
I am so talented and popular beyond belief, just look at how many 14 year old girls are following me!
Everyone cares so much about the things I do and how I do them,
And because of my undying generosity, I post videos of my everyday mundane tasks like my morning routine and what I eat for lunch.
Gosh, I just can’t get over how loved I am.
Every day, I just want to blow kisses to my millions of fans.
All I want to be a source of inspiration to them, you know?
It’s what I live for.
The world needs more self-inflating narcissists like me who are just too skilled, too intelligent, too pretty, and too marvelous for our own good!
I don't really sing, or dance, or play any instruments. but I know how to instruct teenage girls how to diet, dress, do their make up, and act in order to make more guys want to have sex with them.
And I didn't even go to school to learn these things!
I don't know why I haven't gotten a nobel prize ye
He Remembered the PieWarm air and magicHe Remembered the Pie2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Melted a moist glass manchild
That devoured my caramel ghost sister
Growling at a sacred fat prisoner crap
As a delicious candy fish kisses a young concrete blue window
And as a haunted dazzle boy said
"She the dark angel father put night salt morning fever poison in a green baby woman"
At a steel broken ice tree home
He remembered the pie.
Because Boredomif you look at the big pictureBecause Boredom2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
you will see that we are all going to die
in all probability
and the world will end
possibly in explosions
(explosions are so majestic)
so if life is gonna end
why do we try so hard
in individuality, as a group, nations, and as a planet
to make marks in the dust
in the sand
of this infinite beach
that we call our home
why do we ask the meaning of life
and try so HARD in school
and spend taxes on ice cream trucks
and scour the galaxy
for interestingly unique bacteria
(that will probably just give us interestingly unique diseases)
and take time to save the lemurs
and if the world will end
why do we train for marathons
and lose the game
and watch dumb sitcoms
with terrible acting
and plot holes the size of Nebraska
(SERIOUSLY! SHE DOES NOT LIKE YOU! GET OVER IT!)
and if the world will end
why am i sitting on the couch
typing this unnecessarily long and moderately depressing poem
just so you can read it
(and possibly laugh)
Positively PuppyMaturely I do say icky--Positively Puppy3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
but for being rather sticky;
I would like--
to be the merrier and
say I'd like that it is dread--
ful to think of its odor---
a pugilist-like motor.
A repulsive, feeble callus
I can't cut off the foot of malice,
I swear I'll grit my teeth
and strangle it 'till it dies.
And many other adj-
ectives to describe---
why I hate you.
It's not that I'm pessimistic,
depressed or criminally a best
At the sight; oh what a sight
Just don’t expect me running
when a messy mishap's coming.
Because there is no point
running when you fate is coming,
since I'll be the one standing overflowing,
with a joy of overcoming the
Absolutely adorable, fluffy--
because I will hold the axe when you die.
Now don't cry your children's eyes out.
There much better pets out there for a child, my love.
The creature, or an octopus, Aristotle's faithful cous-
There is no need to cry--
Oh it only deserved to die---
A Thousand NewspapersIn a cramped little office;A Thousand Newspapers3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
it flutters around the room.
A thousand newspapers
say clearly in the view.
A thousand words a pictures;
a thousand words a sound.
For if you struck a match
you'd send it burning to the ground.
In the cramped little office--
a dirty little room.
The drawers are flowing--
bouncing checks in the tomb.
burning to the ground----
Oh waiting the first hazard
it's nothing to worry about
it's just another day.
There is a new building that
lays just next store.
Too bad it's full of paper--
which means it is no more.
A thousand negative words
are send when the companies crash--
For a thousand newspapers;
three hundred flying checks
and one poor smoking man,
have created a wreck.
don't you worry about the families,
they will be alright.
Being laid off gave them day and night;
to watch the sun, have some fun and
experience each other company
in a whole new way.
Then the men learned a lesson--
they pass it off all now.
If there's a
TnM Roller Coaster( el musical) part 2Entonces llegan sus primos Xavier, Fred y Amanda..TnM Roller Coaster( el musical) part 23 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Xavier: Hola chicos que hacen?
Marie: Ha hola chicos, vamos a hacer una monstaña rusa..(Fue interrumpida por Fred)
Fred: ¿Espera eso no lo han hecho ya el tio Phineas y el tio Ferb?, (vio que Marie lo veia con cara de ¿me dejas terminar por favor?) y dijo *con tono de miedo*: Marie, prosigue por favor..
Marie: Ok, como decía estamos haciendo:¡ Una gran ultra montaña rusa nueva, pero esta ves con musica con musica¡, les guta solo teniamos que cambiar GRAN MONSTAÑA RUSA solo con ULTRA y ya es otra cosa muy diferente.
Thomas: Claro cambia nada mas y agrega "ULTRA" a la palabra y es otra cosa muy diferente ( Dijo Thomas siendo sarcástico)
Marie: Gracias por tu ayuda thommy (dijo para que thomas se molestara)
Thomas: Ash¡ no me llames Thommy¡¡¡
Fred: Bueno ya basta de ustedes dos discutiendo, ok , y continuando la conversación ¿podemos a
TnM Rollar Coaster (El musical)Un dia cualquiera de verano, Marie estaba junto a Thomas en su patio pensando, hasta que se le ocurrio:TnM Rollar Coaster (El musical)3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Marie: Sabes Thomy uno de los inventos divertidos que hicieron nuestros padres fue cronstruir una monataña rusa pero con musica¡¡
Thomas: Primero, no me llames Thomy, y segundo, ¿porque quieres hacer eso?, derrepente pueda causar, bueno tu ya sabes BUM BAM KABOOM (Dijo con thomy con mendio sacastico lo ultimo)
Marie: Ay solo ayudame en esto Thomy plissssss, (thomas vio los ojos de marie suplicar y con carita de perrito y no se puedo resistir y dijo: OK ,que me queda )
Marie: Lo que vamos a hacer hoy
aunque suene poco original,
construir una monstaña rusa
con baile y canciones.
Pues cuando regresemos al colegio,
y pregunten por nuestros recuerdos,
por aquello divertido que ocurrio
Nos pondra contentos el saber(Saca un sombrero y esta vestida como maga)
que no solo vimos la TV.
Thomas: ( ¿De donde sacaste ese sombrer
if I were God ...I dream of a time when human beings are able to communicate telepathically, without having to open your mouth and prevent certain types of embarrassments (stuttering), and thus be able to feed yourself psychologically through reading, music , art, etc.if I were God ...4 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Shojo BoyOh Shojo BoyShojo Boy4 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
With hair so fine
Do you brush mascara on your eyelashes in the morning?
Such great wide shoulders
And so tall!
A group of fangirls hovers in your wake
Pushing enraptured passerbys
Out of their reveries.
So dark and distant.
That tragic past
That Shojo Girls will claim to see it in your eyes.
Don’t fight Shojo Boy
Let’s not damage that pretty face.
Zebra Hunting, from A to ZA career in zebra hunting is a dangerous one.Zebra Hunting, from A to Z4 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
But before you turn back, here’s a good thing about Zebra Hunting.
Don’t not go zebra hunting, and I’ll give you candy.
Even if you don’t like candy, I’ll give you candy.
Four of them.
Given that I have 26, and no one’s not not going zebra hunting, I’ll give you all 26.
Hopefully, you’ll brush after eating all this.
If not, I won’t give any.
Just kidding, loser.
Kit-Kats, my friend, I’ll give you Kit-Kats- now go hunt me some zebras!
Love them Zebras.
Mysterious creatures, Zebras.
Not even that much is known about them, except for their name.
Oh, come on, go get me some zebras!
Queen of England, you’re stubborn.
Right- I’ll give you MORE than 26.
Why don’t we discuss this later?
Xpesially now that the sun is going down.
Zebras for god’s sake!
InsomniaI close my eyes.Insomnia4 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
I lay my head on my pillow.
I recount everything that happened today.
Every little detail.
Every good, bad, sad, terrifying, beautiful thing.
I hone in on it all and dissect it all.
Then I remember.
Why did he say that to me?
What did I do to deserve that?
Am I just wallowing in self pity?
I open my eyes.
I walk to the kitchen.
I walk to the sink and pour myself a glass of water.
I grab some melatonin from the cabinet.
I take my five milligrams.
I go back into my room and crawl into bed.
I close my eyes and go to my happy place.
I go to my cabin in the woods.
I step inside.
I light a fire in the fire place.
I go to get some food out of the fridge.
I am appalled to see that someone stole all my food.
I open my eyes.
I go to the kitchen.
I pour myself a glass of Pepsi.
I go back to my room.
I open my laptop.
I search “burglary statistics”.
I read through a few webpages.
My eyes begin to strain and creak shut.
I look over at my clock.
Iiiiice CreamNo parents are homeIiiiice Cream5 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
I'm all alone
Ice cream in the freezer
I'll pick out a cone
How can I stop
When there's no one to
hold me back
Snag a popcicle or two
The weathers warmin' up
Don't let it melt
Get too hot
may as well stuff it in your belt
I'm so obsessed
With this summertime--
Can't get it out of my head--
This ice cream rhyme
I should stop
I'm feelin' sick
But wait, please,
just one more lick