--3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
i can't make you love it
( how do you like your new
rubber duck? )
Its titled... not dirtyThere once was cock that was boringIts titled... not dirty1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
Yet made all the ladies come fauning
It would play with the tits.
and they loved it to bits...
except when it woke them up in the morning.
My dog ate my homework (french after english)My dog ate my homeworkMy dog ate my homework (french after english)1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
I really thought it was just an excuse for dorks
But when I came back in my room, I saw his doggy grin, so silly
Next to my desk and chair covered in paper confetti
I must have uttered an expletive or two at the view
But he just stood there wagging his tail anew
That big dumb furry beast may be my faithful companion
It never stops him for doing the stupidest action
I tried to reason as he was sitting here waiting for my praise
Not understanding I was close to use his fur for mittens
It can't be that bad, I reasoned, I had just written the conclusion
Let me grab a pen, rewriting should be easy, I have the solution
All night long I slaved, cups of coffee to finish
To redo what had taken me weeks to polish
In the end I collapsed, spent and exhausted, eyes burning
For what I thought was only five minutes, a blink before morning
I woke up with that dumb lovable beast spread at my feet
My desk and room a mess, crumbs and drool covering my bed sheet
Bits of papers still
Writer's BlockBlanks.Writer's Block1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
Jumbles of word.
Dancing around my brain
The stuff of lunatics
The feeling of having...
Absolutely no idea in hell
What you are doing.
Let my brain
Wallow in pity.
Let my muse leave me.
Functioning and malfunctions
Random thoughts of nonsensical.
Correct grammar matters naught,
In the thoughts of the mad,
Twirled into the jumbled cloth.
Tsk. As if I'll ever figure out my thoughts.
-dont feed the animals,-3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
let the animals feed you
( it's only natural )
Happy Val(end)tineHappy Val(end)tineHappy Val(end)tine3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Happy Valentine, I hope you choke on chocolate,
Happy Valentine, or of the nauseatingly romance in the air
This stomach-turning smell of red roses,
The desires in the night
Happy Valentine, will Amor’s arrow kill you?
Happy Valentine, I certainly wouldn’t mind it
The sexy lingerie you’ve bought, I hope it won’t fit,
And the candles, let them blaze!
Happy Valentine, why so happy Valentine?
Happy Valentine, you got beaten with clubs, stoned, and then beheaded
Valentines Day, you’re bloody awful!
Trade AgreementI don't mindTrade Agreement1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
that you just
want my body;
I'd find it
if you asked for
This Is A PoemThis is a poem about "This is a poem about ___" poems.This Is A Poem3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
It is also about poems which look at itself too much.
It is also about poems which try to be witty via the rubble of the fourth wall.
Oh look at that, its gone, and it hasn't even said anything of importance.
Well isn't that great.
Life RemainsYou tookLife Remains1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
and as romantic
as I'd like to be
I'm really quite
German JackalopeGerman Jackalope1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
People from Bavaria can report on many animals
In the natural fauna muddle.
However, nobody here has thought of
One splendid specimen of an animal.
Very peculiar is its shape
And it lives mostly in the dark forest
And also in high mountain regions
It has been seen by some people.
The appearance of it is enormous
In various shapes:
A rabbit head crowned with chamois antlers
And feet from the duck it has as well.
There exists very big and small ones, too
With diverse bodies and legs,
But mainly the head
Will only please to some after a shock.
When you see one, mostly in dark night
With sparling eyes and in full magnificence,
Please always make sure that a Wolpertinger
Can only live happily in the future when left in peace.
Every Wolpertinger is also a bringer of luck.
Bavaria is so famous because
There is the place where
Rules of Writingone. Being choked out hurts lessRules of Writing2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
than slamming your finger in the door,
two. or middle class depression sells better
than poverty and politics.
three. No one wants to hear about
the mistakes you didn't make.
four. Weed will not make you
Ginsberg. He was a pedophile, anyway,
like most beat poets.
five. Even Kesey was done
with his famous venison chili and all
the native faces in the walls.
six. Nihilism is only cool
when you're 19 or 19 at heart, in head,
put the cough syrup away.
seven. Don't listen to Bukowski.
eight. If you listen to Bukowski,
edit thoroughly, because you're not
Bukowski (or Modest Mouse.)
nine. Only you
want to hear about the dream
you had last night,
ten. especially when it's too esoteric
to make any sense.
eleven. You will not be the next
Great American Novelist, no one cares
what you have to say about writing so don't--
The Lover From Outer SpaceUncovered, his tentacles certainly were... flexible.The Lover From Outer Space2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hey babyHey babyHey baby3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hey baby, uhhhhhhhhhhh
do you wanna uhhhhh do it? uhhhhhhhh
Yeah yeah DO US DO US NOW !.
Shut up Beavis uhhhhhhhhh
Define itLove (noun)Define it1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
If everything is weighing you down, fall for someone and you should begin to feel better.
Side effects include, but are not limited to: A soft, pleasant heart attack. A seizure of the mind. A sweating of palms. Unmaintained eye contact. A slur of words. If you don't do this correctly, one may suffer an ache, swollen throat, loss in interest, dangerous thoughts.
Please talk to someone about it so you know how love with effect you.
A Night In Minecraft: EndermanI awoke in this world,A Night In Minecraft: Enderman5 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Alone and confuzed,
In a daze,
I set out,
To find another,
There were animals,
All for me,
I thought it was nice,
Built a small house,
What the night brought about,
Fear coursed through my veins,
As the others drew near,
Peaking through windows,
Trying to get me,
A frightful sight,
As they gathered around,
Searching for a way in,
Dressed in grey and black,
Sat atop my roof,
A hand in their pockets,
A lighter in the other,
Wearing green hoodies,
Waiting for no other but me,
Some pounded on the door,
Tattered clothes visible in moonlight,
Groaning in pain,
As they slamed themselves,
Against the door,
Dressed in black and white,
Stood at the ready,
Waiting to shoot,
I peaked out my window,
Past the terrible bodies,
Stood a lone figure,
Eyes glowing purple in the night,
He stood tall,
Dressed all in black,
The neck of his
WatchersYes! Another person is watching meWatchers1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
Wow that sounded so creepy
I love getting new watchers though
Even if they never comment below
It's ok I do it too
I'm sorry if I never got back to you
Wow this took a long time to put together
I would love hearing what you thought about it since it took forever
No? That's ok
It's not like I check my messages everyday...
'There's No God Up Here' - The Gagarin ExperienceWhen Yuri saw Earth,'There's No God Up Here' - The Gagarin Experience17 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
He began to cry
When the Earth turned to him,
The Planet asked him
"Yuri, why do you cry?"
Gagarin hesitated, but replied
"Because, you are beautiful"
The Earth grinned and stated,
"No, Yuri - I am the reflection
Of all things on Earth
The love of humanity and its accomplishments
I am merely a mirror, Yuri
Gagarin returned to Earth soon after
As his shuttle was about to puncture the skin
Of his new found friend
He ejected and safely floated to the ground
People fled from him at first
For he looked like an alien
But he waved and said,
"No, I am a friend, comrades!"
He would yell again
"I am a friend!
A Soviet like you!"
He went on a search
For a telephone to Moscow
Once home, he is greeted
By another reflection of Earth
Alexey Leonov saw the smiling cosmonaut
And greeted with open arms
But before a reunion could occur
Nikita swooped in and cornered the man
Who was not even bound by the atmosphere
Merely hours earlier
"Did you see God up there?"
UrgentI forgot my heart with you.Urgent1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
Please dispatch by express mail.
(I want it back.)
Voices in the WallsIt was the ghosts that did him in.Voices in the Walls1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
Pestered him in darkness,
Whispered in his ear
with cold hollow breath,
uttered his name
in windowless rooms
where no wind could be blamed.
They teased him in his sleep,
waiting for that moment
of near waking
then choking him,
snickering within walls,
voices upon voices
talking about him.
Then he'd wake,
wide eyed and
gasping for air,
to the muted darkness
of his room.
He knew they were taunting him,
waiting for him to snap,
piss in his pants,
and scream like some pansy
then they could all
have a good laugh
over cold beers and
pat themselves for a job well done.
But he had devised a plan:
while they slept,
he sledge-hammered holes in the walls
broke off drywall
with his bare hands,
kicked it in with his steel-toed boots.
But the wood beams proved tricky
with the dulled axe.
Still, he hacked away
until there was no wall
where they could hide,
no partition to the outside world.
Pity that he never
noticed when the ceilin
humans and swansI promise you:humans and swans2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
for being stubborn enough
within their tiny bird-brains
to not leave their partner alone
until their dying breath
(or how honeybees
communicate by dancing).
Just us; we human few -
we adore to cling to forever's
and to vow to be swan-like
in our stubbornness to stay
but we hardly ever are.
Swans don't exchange rings,
nor promises -
they just decide,
no words involved,
to stay right w
I DON'T EVEN KNOWI'm feferi the next CondescentI DON'T EVEN KNOW3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
If you don't bow down
I'll make you fret
Don't mess with this
I'm a bigger bitch
Then that Riska Chick
No i don't believe in slaughter
But don't play i am her daughter
Fushia blood high on the chart-a
Eriden you get nada (nada nada)
Cuddlefish is my friends
Feeding my lusus till the end
In this game it will began
Till we fight, conqeur,win
Might pail one of my friends
But thats okay it's not Eriden
Both my bitchs by my side
Sol's here to ride and die
Yah I'll meet you in the sky
Dream bubbles side by side
Does it need a title?TryingDoes it need a title?1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
harder than I should.
don't have me as misunderstood.
why, for what, and how?
I sure don't know.
But I think I'll be better.
And since time doesn't exist,
no past, no future,
just the now with its exits,
I clearly see the futility of this
my dreamy poetry.
And I see, not far ahead,
that just 'cause I don't feel,
doesn't mean I'm dead.
But so what?
So what so what so what?
I'm gonna watch tv.
There is your so what.