lunarWhen I was six years old,lunar3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
I decided I wanted to
eat the moon.
Mom with her pink frayed bathrobe
and tired eyes
told me to go to sleep,
that I had school in the morning.
Dad with his stacks of books
and prickly beard
told me that it was impossible,
the moon was too distant.
Well, guess what?
I ate the fuckin moon.
And it was delicious.
Bitches can't tell me shit,
I'll eat the fuckin moon if I want to.
Epic Youtuber Rap Battle - Cryaotic vs. PewdiepieEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!Epic Youtuber Rap Battle - Cryaotic vs. Pewdiepie1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
Cryaotic vs. Pewdiepieeeeeeee
Haha, how’s it going bros
My name is Pewdiepie
I’m about to make this sorry excuse
For a youtuber go home and Cry
Keep that mask on
No one wants to see your face
I’ll bro fist your ass into pure disgrace
28 Million subscribers man I’m still in first place!
On the last video, I go live on Twitch
Just to show this guy Pewdiepie
Just how much he’s a little bitc*
And so it continues with me whooping his ass
I’ll be the one to take all your fans and Outlast
I don’t need to show my face to put you in F.E.A.R.
My badass voice is all that you need to hear
I spit rhymes scarier than your creepypasta
I think you have Amnesia
Go home Cry, you’re drunk
Your raps are worst than your livestream bunk
I’m noticed all over YouTube, is that an issue?
My di*k is longer than your Okami playthrough!
Line BreakingI noticedLine Breaking2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
That If I
Split my thoughts
Into Lines breaks,
People enjoy it.
I wonder how much I’ll start
To hate myself
For this shit.
HellMay's wellHell2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Burn in hell
If I can stand
That brimstone smell.
Land in the pit
In which I fell,
Once I'm there,
Proceed to yell,
"I CAN'T FIND MORE WORDS THAT RHYME WITH HELL!!"
one night standInspiration kicked me outone night stand3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
of bed, threw my
said, I'll call you-
and moved on
to the next.
Diary of a Female, Yaoi-Obsessed OtakuDAY ONE! (´ ▽ ` )ﾉDiary of a Female, Yaoi-Obsessed Otaku2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
crusts of toast in the napkin on my lap
as I hum my favorite Vocaloid songs,
or maybe some from Uta no Prince-sama!
ah, Mom packed a bento again,
I say ve~ and I whisper,
“Notice me, senpai,”
whenever the teacher won’t
look at me and my hand is
I own at least six plushies,
lots of figurines,
(a dakimakura or two…)
and posters of sexy
and silly personified nations.
I wanna be a matryoshka for Halloween,
or maybe even the Female Titan,
OH! how could I forget
Haruhi or even Yuno.
…oooh, I could be a boy.
I’ve seen Boku no Pico
and I spite people by saying
it’s one of my favorite animes
and that they should
DAY TWO! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
tidbits of Japanese pierce
and it’s hilarious to curse at my
uncool, un-otaku friends
as I skip to school
in my uniform, a stick of Pocky
CommantaryOh comma, thou little half-bent markCommantary2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Which shows us when to pause
Else our reading be too stark.
Yet, overused, I think, and see,
You laid upon the page,
Overbearing, we will read,
And quit, else harm our head.
Remember then, my little friend
Be judicious in thy placement;
Or could I say, to be frank
Use some comma sense.
FuneralDon’t cry over spilled milk.Funeral5 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
They tell me.
But how can I not cry
when the milk could have been so much more?
It could have been strength in my bones,
Or added to my tea,
It could have been a milkshake
That brought all the boys to me.
But now we’ll never know,
As it lies, cold and pale on the floor,
I mop it up with great solemnity,
Using not one paper towel, but four.
What must the store think?
And the farmer and the cow?
Their efforts gone to waste,
It rests in the trash now.
And I shall drown in my guilt
That none will taste
The milk I spilt.
skim my sarcasmI'd like to write two books:skim my sarcasm1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
one, "How To Screw Yourself Over Successfully",
and an autobiography,
entitled, "Surprisingly, I Wasn't Born Yesterday".
Purple!The color of my hair- right down to the roots, though it’s artificial coloringPurple!17 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
The color of my toenails- because occasionally I like to feel like a girl, because I don’t dress up in frilly clothes or spend copious amounts of time on my hair before I go out
The color of my favorite sandals- in which I can wear them anywhere; water- fresh or salt, mud settling between my toes (because they are sandals after all), or helping carry me rock to rock in a somewhat graceful fashion
And if I’m a little personal with this, which I suspect I might be, my favorite panties might very well be that color too!
'Bad' PoetryWords that only rhyme,'Bad' Poetry2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Expressing thoughts as old as time.
Twisted and coiled with meaning,
Just me trying to conjure a feeling.
A little emotion to make the reader think,
Nothing too fluffy or anything too pink.
No risks are taken by me,
So it’s basically as simple as you see.
I don’t have that spark,
That poets have to make their poems work.
My language is monotonous,
And now...I’ve given up on the rhyming.
Words that only rhyme, what happens when poetry doesn’t rhyme? When simple monotonous language is used? When nothing like shakespeare’s works are produced? There you have it. 'Bad' poetry.
I'll come back when you're on saleleft you hanging on the rackI'll come back when you're on sale1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
right next to that damn cocktail dress
I never got to wear-
you're too expensive to be making these promises
Dave Is AwesomeThere is a man in the cornerDave Is Awesome1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
And he's been thinking about the donor
Where have my kidneys gone
He asks himself
Then he realizes with a great relief
His cat has eaten them with a rake
The feline looks back purring
and Dave looks down
Noticing that his feet are cows
and then he begins to draw
Such an elegant form of art
That he produces
Many come to just experience his juices
As they flow from his brain
like a river rushing and bursting out of a drain
As the chasm of creative
he creates life itself
With his pink cat in his arms
He makes the mountains peaks
The rivers flow
The hearts beat
And the world moving
His eyes are made from chainsaws
and his head is a microwave
However it be his body that is rigid
and he blocks all negativity
With his slick-back hair gel
And with a stroke of his brush
He will kill you faster then
Just because his toast
wasn't buttered right
Now if you are on his good side
He will give you Turkish delight
And serenade with the harmony's
Of car alarms that
Middle Aged Man in a College Town Coffee ShopHe's lostMiddle Aged Man in a College Town Coffee Shop2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
But at least he's lost with confidence
As if he had walked into your house and pointed out
-Very snidely, I might add-
That the blueberry yogurt you're eating right now?
That's the last cup
And all that's left
He hates strawberry
It's not just the coffee shop though
Ostentatiously tucked away as it may be
But he's lost in himself too
He's lost his hair
He's lost his order
And he's lost his own clothing
Having gone through your closet and taking some of yours
After choking down the inadequate yogurt
But most of all
He's lost in his notes
Stacks upon stacks of them
Which wait impatiently like public servants
Who just cannot believe
That out of all the public's
Is the one they have to serve
Cornered and lost myself
Can tell he's not reading them
He's flipping pages much to quickly for that
His bushy eyebrows uniting under a wrinkled frown
With a befuddled look on his face
But no glasses
Must've misplaced those as well
TnM El Karaoke part 17Thomas: Tranquilos seguro que son personas...*ve quienes eran*....conocidas...TnM El Karaoke part 172 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
A los que Thomas vió fueron....
Thomas: SAMANTHA Y JAKSON???¡¡¡¡¡
Xavier: Uuuuu....esto me huele a pelea....
Fred: a ti nomas?
Marie: Thomas por favor no cometas una...*Thomas ya no estaba con ellos por ir al escenario y separar a esos dos*...locura...*suspiro*..ash...bueno será mejor seguirlo..¿no creen?
Thomas fue donde estaban los "CONDUCTORES",cuando llegó, subió las escaleras y cuando ya estaban frente a frente le dijo a Sam..
Thomas: SAMANTHA FLETCHER DOOFESHMIRTZ¡¡¡¡¡¡ ¿Qué HACES CON ÉL???
Sam: P-Pero...¿TU QUE TIENES EN CONTRA DE ÉL???
Thomas: Aaa....con que no te lo a dicho todavía no?..
Sam: ¿¡DECIRME QUE?¡¡ *dijo alterada*
Thomas: ¡¡¡¡QUE TU QUERIDO AMIGO ME QUERÍA ROBAR A MARIE¡¡¡¡
Jackson: No soy su amigo Fletcher, soy su n
Legendary Pokemon Contest EntryArticuno is the creator of ice,Legendary Pokemon Contest Entry1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
If you wish to catch one then seek good advice;
For this first of the birds it is hard to fight;
For it causes snow when it takes flight.
It is blue, and has a rather long tail;
It is the reason for both snow and hail.
Zapdos is the master of thunder and lightning,
Just seeing one is so very frightning.
When it flaps it's yellow mighty wings,
A thunderstorm is what it brings.
It is a dual type between electric and flying,
If you want to catch one you better keep trying.
Like the end of it's name, Moltres is the third;
It is the third legendary bird.
It is massive and mighty, and very strong.
If you thought it was weak you surely are wrong.
Moltres sheds embers as it flies through the sky,
But it's rarely seen and no one knows why.
Kyogre travels within the ocean,
It always is in constant motion.
It is larger than you and larger than me,
It is real happy for it is free.
It is blue and white, just like a whale.
When in battle, it will not fail.
This Is Just To SayI have stolenThis Is Just To Say1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
that were in
you were probably
to wear tomorrow
they were delicious
and so warm
--The Laundry Gnome
Advice from some Disney PrincessesNever take food from strangerAdvice from some Disney Princesses3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
But it's alright to live with seven
Beauty is a blessing, but can be a curse
If your stepmother is as vain as mine
She hates me with all her heart
Because I am Snow White
If your father remarries, beware
For your stepmother may kick you to the cinders
But no worries
Your fairy godmother will help you go to the ball
At least that's how it was for me
Never make your own clothes
And always invite all the fairies to your home
Or one will curse your child
When she pricks her finger
She'll become a
If your father tells you no
Do it anyways
Better to ask forgiveness than permission
It will all turn out right in the end
As long as the prince really loves you
Like Eric loves me, Ariel
If your kidnapped, befriend your abductor
Because he might be a prince
Don't marry the cute guy
Because he's probably a jerk
And only loves you because your Belle
(That means "beautiful" in French)
It doesn't matter that he's a thief
If you love him
AcceptanceAfter years of striving,Acceptance1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
of trying and failing,
of public embarrassment,
I have come to terms
with the fact that
this is who I am.
I cannot change it,
but I can embrace it.
I have learnt to accept,
that I will never be able
to eat an ice-cream,
without developing a