Epic Youtuber Rap Battle - Cryaotic vs. PewdiepieEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!Epic Youtuber Rap Battle - Cryaotic vs. Pewdiepie12 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Cryaotic vs. Pewdiepieeeeeeee
Haha, how’s it going bros
My name is Pewdiepie
I’m about to make this sorry excuse
For a youtuber go home and Cry
Keep that mask on
No one wants to see your face
I’ll bro fist your ass into pure disgrace
28 Million subscribers man I’m still in first place!
On the last video, I go live on Twitch
Just to show this guy Pewdiepie
Just how much he’s a little bitc*
And so it continues with me whooping his ass
I’ll be the one to take all your fans and Outlast
I don’t need to show my face to put you in F.E.A.R.
My badass voice is all that you need to hear
I spit rhymes scarier than your creepypasta
I think you have Amnesia
Go home Cry, you’re drunk
Your raps are worst than your livestream bunk
I’m noticed all over YouTube, is that an issue?
My di*k is longer than your Okami playthrough!
Never Ever Keep A Whale In Your PondDid you ever hear of the tale,Never Ever Keep A Whale In Your Pond7 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
about the Man...who kept in a small pond...a rather huge Whale.
(in my opinion, he should have gone to jail)
In this pond...the Whale would miserably sit,
whilst the Man`s friends...all stared and pocked at it.
Then one night...the rains did heavily drop,
and from the pond...the Whale did hop.
(not much of a hop, more of a twist and a belly flop)
And still the rains...did not cease to stop.
Flooding the land and lifting the house,
up a tree...ran a door mouse.
Then the house started to move and float,
being nudged by the Whale...it was now moving like a speed boat.
To the Ocean...they set sail,
the house being pushed ever faster...by the huge Whale.
Now the man lives...all alone out at sea,
with the Whales now charging Dolphins...a small fish fee,
to see The Hairless Monkey...that belongs...back in a tree.
An Apple A Day....You know what they say:An Apple A Day....20 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
An apple a day,
Keeps the doctor away.
Until you eat the apple
With the worm inside
And the doctor comes over and says
“Yep, he died.”
NERDill make your body twist like oliverNERD7 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
from now on your my bitch, im making you put a dog collar on
im on at jet at mach 6, dropping bombs
if you talk shit ill cut you clean in half with a cotton swab
starting an apocalypse in an armored car
rolling through moms and kids, pedestrians and hipster coffee shops
with my head out the window and my tongue out im a sloppy dog
no lyricist will ever catch me off my guard
ill smash any rapper with my material, these bars are hard
you see this bomb im smoking on?
my only goals in life is to write lyrics, smoke pot and catch all of the pokemon
cooking more shit up than a lonely mom
always sparking up, call me jolteon
better yet im a zapdos, with wings to hunt and find you
im a real legendary, you flee when you see me, like raikou
but im about to throw my master ball
and catch you all
and beat you down like a neanderthal
getting hotter than a barbueque
will johnny pick pocket you?
no hes probably grab a tech nine and cock and shoot
im the fucking top
The Melancholy KittyThe Melancholy KittyThe Melancholy Kitty9 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Of McMetzgermally's making,
made in McMetzgermally's kitchen
While a rum cake he was baking.
Out of the cake batter came a creature very fat,
McMetzgermally looked at it
and dubbed it Melancholy cat.
So the Melancholy Kitty
was a melancholy cat,
and on his melancholy head,
he wore a melancholy hat.
Often he was sad,
and he didn't like the sun.
He hid under the couch,
and he rarely had much fun.
But one day there came along
a Happy Little Cat,
and on his happy little head,
he wore a happy little hat.
At first the two cats
didn't really know each other;
but after awhile,
they became like brothers.
And the Melancholy Kitty
changed his melancholy ways,
and now he is a happy cat
every single day.