Ladies ManI've always been a ladies man since I was a wee ladLadies Man19 hours ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
My methods of gaining booty has always been bad
By that I mean I have been quite naughty
Yet despite all my success I am not haughty
The key to getting **** is to write these poems
Once you are a writer you'll be hearing the girls moan
And soon the panties will be coming off in droves
Just remember to use your velvet gloves!
And if any ladies are reading this
You should think, "Damn, I should be his"
Because I might not wield the longest weapon
But I know how to get it on