Line BreakingI noticedLine Breaking5 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
That If I
Split my thoughts
Into Lines breaks,
People enjoy it.
I wonder how much I’ll start
To hate myself
For this shit.
Blind DatePlease understand,Blind Date20 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
before this goes any further
than a friendly "hello".
I'm a little crazy.
But the kind riding
on the side of delusional.
My brain spins in circles,
days & nights.
An awful sickness,
from dusk to dawn.
I'll have you know,
I'm the kind of crazy,
that has to take pills.
Jagged little circles,
ingested down my throat.
to calm me down.
Please, don't judge me.
The doctor says it's normal.
I sit and wonder.
"What is normal?"
Back on topic now,
I was told by my therapist
not to let others judge.
I'm left imagining
everyone in white-
George Washington wigs.
Swinging a gavel
screaming, "Order in the court!"
I swear, I'm not too crazy...
Only a special kind of lazy...
H-hey wait... W-where are you going?
FUN-eral(Im pretty sure this is original....i got so bored and made this up....someone should make a YouTube video out of it eUe)FUN-eral8 hours ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
F IS FOR FUNGUS THAT GROWS IN THE BODY
U IS FOR UNDERTAKER
N IS FOR ANYWHERE ANYTIME AT ALL, DOWN HERE AT THE "FUN"-ERAL (funeral)
F IS FOR FIRE THAT KILLED ALL THE PEOPLE
U IS UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER
N IS FOR ANY WHERE ANYTIME AT ALL! DOWN HERE AT THE "FUN"- ERAL
HA-HA HA-HA HA HA! HA-HA HA-HA HA HA! HA-HA HA-HA HA HA HAAAAAA!
Melody by : Spongebob squarepants
Storyline from: Black Butler
Lyrics by: me
Stupidity ...just....no.WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS JUST COMPLETE RANDOMNESS AND I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE WILL KILL BRAIN CELLS. The endStupidity ...just....no.9 hours ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Cheeto...cheeto.....where are my cheetos? Oh I don't know.....I never bought freaking cheetos.....
Watching my Black Butler...parents call out "your too old for cartoons" while i yell , like bloody hell. "IT'S NOT CARTOONS, IT ANIME!" and for some odd reason all the women have huge freaking tits....i mean seriously......stop.......just...no. No..
Oh look! A knife.....i want to lick it. What? I said no such thing.....RAWR...scared you didn't i?
Spiders.......sexy spiders.* cough* Claude! *cough*.....don't dare judge thee....
Wristbands, wristbands.....bands that lay on your wrist.
I am lonely....saying my boyfriend. ..are anime x reader.....dem smexy though....damn.......
And so i hope to thee i have not killed too many brain cells...the end...
I Am PoemI am the voice of reason.I Am Poem5 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
I am the fires of discord
I am the cold winter season
I am the summer's warmth.
Holy shit, I'm complicated.
riddlesIm forgotten easily, even though I'm written down.riddles22 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
You can unfold me but you can't fold me.
I only come in time.
I can tell a story, but I don't exist in the future.
Who am I?
(Comment below if you want more riddles....these seem to be popular.....)
The Last Little PiggyDid you ever hear the full ending of the Three Little Pigs tale?The Last Little Piggy15 hours ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
In the end...the last little piggy had to sue the builders
when the foundation of his brick house...did fail,
and on top of that...
He built a house without planning permission,
and could have faced a fine...or even gone to Jail.
To the council the little Pig made many trips,
each time the Big Bad Wolf... watching, whilst licking his big hairy lips.
'With brick'...the little pig was told...he could build his home in any town,
but in the country side...'your brick house...under regulations, it must be knocked down.'
'That is the rules of this land,
do you Little Piggy '...they asked...'understand? '
'But all my friends that have built with Straw,
are no longer here...they are no more,
built with Sticks... they have too been beaten,
now you want me to build like that... then surely I will be next to be eaten.
Told to take it down... that very day,
little piggy was sent on his way.
He knocked down his old house...leaving a p
How Do I Get This Again?How Do I Get This Again?How Do I Get This Again?6 hours ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
A parody of Owl City's song "When Can I See You Again?" with elements from the Legend of Zelda series included.
Lyrics by SonicFanG7. All of the characters and items mentioned belong to Nintendo.
(How do I get this again? Where can I get it again?)
Select the file and the world appears around you
In Hyrule, you're already on Save 2.
Go to Clock Town; the moon's falling down
Because you forgot it was time!
For that stupid carnival
Don't believe that old man in the cave
He just wants to pave
over you with his secret to every one
Why'd he do that even if he tried
he'd only need to hide....
The game's fun but now I've got to go
To that temple and get the next item
But I've got to wait a little before it's night
I gotta shout
How do I get this again?
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa
How do I get this item again?
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa
Where do I get this again?
Whoa Whoa Whoa
I gotta get to that temple but
(How do I get this again?)
Slicing Octoroks, yea
Our handsome Carrot Love by Eren JaegerOur Handsome Carrot LoveOur handsome Carrot Love by Eren Jaeger10 hours ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
- A Love Song For Levi
This one's for you Levi !
My love for you is like the most Handsome Carrot,
Your face reminds me of Short Wolves,
Together, we are like Spaguetti and Ketchup.
Oh darling Levi,
My Handsome Carrot,
My Short Potato,
The perfect companion to my Spaguetti soul.
Roses are red,
Skies are blue,
I like Sex,
But not as much as I love Cleaning with you!
Oh darling Levi,
Your ass is like Cold Flowers on a Winter day,
You're like the most Scary Heichou to ever walk The forest.
Your Short face,
Your Ketchup soul,
Your Cold ass,
Your Scary Heichou being...
How could I look at another when our Handsome Carrot love is so strong?
I love you Levi!
A... poem?Dear Shelbi,A... poem?51 minutes ago in Free Verse More Like This
Occasionally we fight,
Occasionally we bicker,
Somehow that just makes our love...
All the good times,
we spent them together,
all it did was make them...
Despite all the hard times,
Even though we get sad,
We never ever stay truly...
You are my favorite,
no one can compare,
I'm so lucky to have you...
and you have great hair?
You make me happy,
You make me smile,
...You can tell I haven't written in a while.
What I'm trying to say is,
I love you the most,
I love you more than I love...
Wow, this poem really sucks,
I should have done better.
But the point is, I love you
For ever and ever!
Love Cam <3
SalterelloNon so bene ancora:Salterello56 minutes ago in Free Verse More Like This
ma il mondo
o mi aspira?
quel soffio di vita
lo butto su carta
ne faccio una beffa
“ Sai che c'è?
Ti manca il coraggio. ”
Non mi cruccio
né me ne compiaccio.
la penna del Ritratto Ovale.
A me sembrava un dagherrotipo
di immane eternità.
Anti-Brony rantMost Anti-Bronies don't even give a shit about the show, they only insult at the community to discourage the community to take down all this "cute shit"Anti-Brony rant5 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
They think we're fiends.
They give us a horrible name.
They say ''most'' of us are like this.
SOME.All fandoms have these moments, but there's so much brony hate.
It's alright to dislike the show.
But to hate bronies and be all stereotypical against them is just stupid. Wow, what's so bad about being a Brony/Pegasister ??? It's just something we like! How about we hate on you Brony haters about something you like! There's nothing bad about us, we're all human here! I find it amusing how people take the time from their pathetic little lives to insult fandom people like us. .if you dont like a series fine,but dont bully or insult someone who does.
I am not butthurt, I am explaining this.
I got some of these text ideas from my friendly brony friends on a page.
They only hate because we have warmer hearts. Humans can learn form an
DestinyDestiny,Destiny6 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
She eagerly visited me every day.
We laughed and chatted for hours.
What fun we had!
It felt like she was the only one who heard me.
She was, unusual, to many.
But I loved her quirks.
She had many, such as her fear of mirrors.
And her love of cats.
She had one other, what was it again?
Oh yes, she had one other.
She spoke to the dead.
Which meant I finally had someone who listened.