Much TitleVery meme haikuMuch Title7 hours ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
Such doge themed literature
Many shibe love
It's Great to be a Protagonist - April 3/3It's Great to be a ProtagonistIt's Great to be a Protagonist - April 3/315 hours ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Marco: What's the matter?
Dominik: MarcoEmma made me the protagonist of The Hunchback and the Coward, but I don't know if I want to be the protagonist... It's a hard role...
Marco: *laughs* That it may be, but there are also a lot of perks that come with being the protagonist.
Dominik: Like what?
Marco: Hmm... When you're in the spotlight
Of a new book,
You are the become the hero who saves the damsel from her plight.
Everyone says, "It's the protagonist! Look!"
When you walk in the streets.
You're all of a sudden the most popular guy,
The one everybody wants to meet.
You'll catch everyone's eye!
Marco: It's great to be a protagonist!
You have a fiend to fight against,
And a creator to adore you.
Even though you can be called a Mary Sue,
It's great to be a protagonist!
Marco: Hey Zero! You're a protagonist, come and help me out!
Zero: When you're the star,
You get a lot of attention.
Not only do have your owner who
Senryu #21drumheads quakeSenryu #2121 hours ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
hands shut ears in agony -
grandpa's folk music
I don't pay attention to the newsUkraine’s in the news lately, I’m only familiar with Nestor MakhnoI don't pay attention to the news15 hours ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I’ve no idea how that’s pronounced so just assume it rhymes with snow
Which is also something I imagine Ukraine has quite a bit of?
Just like those other countries that where the people’s names end in “ov”
So anyway on to the Ukraine and something called Maidan
I didn’t know Ukraine had a lot of fans of Iron Maiden
Now apparently Russia has moved into the Ukraine east and taken over
Which surprised me, since on my map they had it all as well as Moldova
Though know I come to think of it
I don’t think Germany is still split
Between Westen und Ost
And Yugoslavia now appears lost
And according to google maps there’s now a New Mexico hey?
Why its enough to make you scratch yer head and say “Que”?
RainRainRain7 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
It's water that falls from the sky
Do people use it to make things seem deep
I mean, sure it can make a day worse
But all you're doing is getting drenched
That's not really sad.
Sports get cancelled, yeah
And you get cold
Rain is not objectively sad.
Floods are sad
And kids and puppies drown
Isn't that sad?
If you answered no
You're either heartless or have a really weird fetish
In which case
Get the fuck away from me
And into the rain
And catch a cold
Now that that guy's gone
What was I saying?
I don't know
But I should go inside
Because it's raining
And you can see my nipples through my wet shirt
My hairy man nipples.
Is not a sad sight.
My soaking nipples
Red EyesRed Eyes20 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
My eyes are all red
And it makes me look dead
It's painful as hell
I need eye drops as well
I look like an addict
And I'm starting to panic
It will be quite a surprise
Once it's gone, my sore eyes
My eyes are full of crust
Everytime I blink
It makes people look in disgust
And I'm a vampire, they think
My eyes won't stop
Until I'm all fed up
So I'll scream I'm free! It's done!
Once my sore eyes are all gone.
HaikuHaikus are easy,Haiku17 hours ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
but I know no funny one.
Flush the toilet chain.
InnuendoI try to come upInnuendo17 hours ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
with the best innuendo
but it is too hard.
los secretos de un vampiro rebelde (hda) Cap 6capitulo 6:solo confía en mi.los secretos de un vampiro rebelde (hda) Cap 62 hours ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Después de haber caminado por varias horas nuestras heroínas ya cansadas y acaloradas aprovecharon que ya había anochecido decidieron descansar por un rato, cuando de la nada salio un horrible e inmenso gusano de arena, fionna y cake lucharon contra el gusano a diferencia de sam que no se tomo las molestias de pararse e ir a ayudarlas hasta que el gusano se comió a fionna.
Fionna: oigan alguien me da una manita, no creo que pueda sostener su mandíbula por mucho tiempo.
Sam: bueno párese que las tendré que ayudar,(gritando)¡¡CAKE HASTE GIGANTE Y SUJETA AL GUSANO Y DÉJALE AL DESCUBIERTO EL CUELLO¡¡.
Sam:¡¡FIONNA TIENES QUE SOLTARLE LA MANDÍBULA Y DEJAR QUE TE TRAJE¡¡.
Fionna:¡¡ESTAS LOCA DE NINGUNA MANERA DEJARE QUE ESTA COSA ME COMA¡¡
Sam:¡¡SI UN POCO,PERO AUN AS&
Wiersz O MnieZ braku laku i pomysłuWiersz O Mnie11 hours ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Decyzję podjęłam taką
By napisać wiersz o sobie
Nie wiem czy to będzie zacne
Ale jak już mam te chęci
Wykorzystać je wnet trzeba
W wielkich kręgach Internetu
Smokiem jestem - a to czemu?
To niemiłe miano szkolne
Powstałe po opowieści
O zainteresowaniach moich
Głównie przebywam na Asku
Gdzie brakuje mi pytań
Muszę męczyć się z botem
Może ktoś mnie popyta?
Bywam na Deviantarcie
Gdzie publikuję te dzieła
Poziom ich jako taki
Lecz diament szlifować trzeba
Zaznajamiać się trudno mi z ludźmi
Nawet w tych Internetach
Ale wytrwale próbuję
Lubię zjeść solidnie i dużo
Napojem mym Pepsi kochana
Chipsy zaś ulubione
Smak salsy na język niosą
Uwielbiam książki czytywać
Głównie fantasy i thriller
Ale są też wyjątki
A Pair of Rhymes with a PrimeWe’ll begin with box; the plural is boxes,A Pair of Rhymes with a Prime4 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
But the plural of ox is oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, and two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose is never called meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a house full of mice;
But the plural of house is houses, not hice.
The plural of man is always men,
But the plural of pan is never pen.
If I speak of a foot, and you show me two feet,
And I give you a book, would a pair be beek?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't two booths be called beeth?
If the singular's this and the plural is these,
Should the plural of kiss be ever called keese?
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his, and him;
Top Ten Reasons to Love Bombs, Explosions and Thi-10. Close countsTop Ten Reasons to Love Bombs, Explosions and Thi-11 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
9. They do not discriminate
8. Making one is like baking a cake, but only some else will bite it
7. They match perfectly with classical music
6. They will never give you an STD
5. Screw the Easter Bunny
4. At one point they were big in Japan
3. They will always help you
2. You will know when they’re not helping you
1. They can get rid of criminals, psychopaths, cowboys, the damn Easter Bunny, people who eat babies, babies, people who give those who will not be named STDs, Bees, and the guy at lunch who won’t give you his apple, and people who annoy you…