Jacob BlackTall, lengthy, awkward and full of grace,Jacob Black6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
A bundle of joy of a fluffy amber,
Your hand is warm against my face,
In your arms you confuse me and make me tamper.
Without you Id fall, plume to the ground,
November, December, January, on and on,
When he was away I was lost not to be found,
You open my eyes brought me to life, make me see the new dawn.
Your love is always true,
Even if you cant be fully human all the time,
Your happy nature your soft smile, you can never be blue,
Yet I can not be with you because of him, its a crime.
So just for this moment take me away,
Make it warm and bright and let your love never turn gray.
20 ways to annoy Jacob Black1. Force him to wear a pink collar20 ways to annoy Jacob Black5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles
3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters
4. Take him to the vets to be neutured
5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver
6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them
7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this )
8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their wolf forms for the above ^^
9. Steal his clothes once he's fazed.
10. Remind him that one day the first girl he loved will be his mother in law.
11. Force him to watch the American werewolf series
12. Remind him constantly that hes not actually a real werewolf XD
13. Remind him that it was his idea to go cliff diving in the first place, and that if
Pains of JacobI thought we could be togetherPains of Jacob7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I thought I could make things clearer,
that it was you I sought.
I love you Bella.
But you wouldn't listen,
couldn't you feel your love for this fella?
Beyond my limits I hastened.
Thought that you'd change,
but your mind was forever his
and your heart strange.
I will always remember this.
The feeling of loneliness,
when your heart stops beating
and when I plummet to my abyss,
as I think of your feeding.
I love you too.
I thought there was a chance.
But soon I saw through.
You didn't love me, in that way, you never spared a second glance.
Though I felt it when you kissed me back.
Your mind was his, you were gone.
I wasn't your Jacob Black.
I will never see you during dawn.
While heard he took your hand.
The agony spiraling through me.
I was the one damned.
How could you let me be?
Come back. Stay.
that was all I needed.
The words that made me feel this way,
a numbing to my heart as it bleeded.
But time has come when you
How to: Make Jacob Love You10 ways to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:How to: Make Jacob Love You5 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
10. Tell him you like your men hot and sweaty
9. Growl at him whenever he gets near you
8. Insult Edward both to his face and behind his back
7. Cook for him. A LOT.
6. Complain that your nose is burning - "Those bloodsuckers really reek."
5. When you talk to him, refer to him as "My Jacob". For example: "How is My Jacob today?" and "My Jacob, please fetch me a space heater."
4. Shiver a lot, even when indoors. When he hugs you to warm you up, tell him he's hot.
3. Laugh at all his jokes, especially the 'blonde' ones.
2. Tell him your favourite character from X-Men is Wolverine
and the number one way to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:
1. Buy a broken down car and ask him to fix it. When it's fixed, break it again!
Jacob BlackxReader - Mistletoe Kisses"Come on (Name), it's a Christmas tradition." You glared up at your boyfriend Jacob Black as he had a smug smirk plastered on his beautiful face.Jacob BlackxReader - Mistletoe Kisses1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"It's not fair because you tricked me!" You crossed your arms over your chest and huffed as he grabbed your hips gently and pulled you closer to his heater like body.
"Awww, come on babe, it's just one little kiss." You glared at him again seeing that same smugness. It's not like you didn't want to kiss your smoking hot boyfriend it was just the fact that there was an audience waiting to see it as well. You turned your glare to the 'audience' and tried to get them to leave only to be rewarded with smirks and cat calls.
"Oh come on (Name), you guys did worse things in public!" You shot Kim a death glare as she squeaked and hid behind her boyfriend Jared for protection. Oh, you'll get her later, she'd better be ready too.
You huffed again and sighed giving up and deciding to just kiss him already even if there was an audience looking at your ev
Top 15 Jacob Black Quotes15. "Just a lot of blood." New Moon-189Top 15 Jacob Black Quotes4 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
14. "Can you believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?" Twilight-490
13. "Is that your boyfriend?" Twilight-127
12. "I feel fine. Fit as a fiddle." New Moon-216
11. "No. That's the finale. We didn't meet just to eat through a weeks worth of food." Eclipse-243
10. "Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear." New Moon-138
9. "Hope your new boots are fast, Bella. One little jar won't keep a hungry bear occupied for long." New Moon-197
8. "It's nothing, Bella, don't worry about it." Eclipse-218
7. "Not bad for a prison break, eh?" Eclipse-170
6. "Jump off a cliff, Leah." Eclipse-622
Top 5 Jacob Quotes
5. "But you know that right? That I would
20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black6 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
1) He is almost guaranteed to always be half naked
2.) You can cut costs in winter and throw away all heaters, get Jacob to warm you up
3.) He is naturally warm, who wants to shiver every time they touch someone?
4.) If you need someone to stick their hand in a mower, get Jacob... If he cuts himself he will heal quickly
5.) Forget Mechanics, Jacob will fix/repair/restore most things for free.
6.) He doesnt speak as if he lives in the early 1900s *cough, Edward, cough*
7.) He can be your pet dog AND your boyfriend at the same time
8.) He cracks blonde jokes at Rosalie
9.) If you got married, you could save money on clothes, since he only ever wears pants
10.) Jacobs a more in name than Edward
11.) If you didnt have room in the fridge for leftovers, he can eat them for you
12.) Need to get fit? Use him as a punching bag (he wont feel it)
13.) He kisses spontaneously
14.) Jacob gives bear hugs -10X better than normal hu
15 ways to annoy Jacob Black1:Set him on a blind date with Leah15 ways to annoy Jacob Black5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2:Call the cops on him for having a relationship with a newborn
4lame the murder on Sam and Edward
5:Steal his pants when he turns into a wolf
6:Show him a video tape of when Bella and Edward were on honeymoon
7:Send the animal control on him
8:Steal all of his Bella pictures and replace them with Leah
9:Give him a flea collar for his birthday
10:When he doesn't know it take a snip of his fur and clone it
11:Name the clone Jacob and send the wolf to Edward
12ut silver coins into his food
13:Give Leah food and say it's from Jacob then put silver coins in it
14:When he is a Wolf skin him and make it into a sweater vest
15:Send the sweater vest to Edward (make sure it say's it's from Jacob)
Leah X Jacob Part VI"Jacob" was all I was able to say as I continued to look at his pain stricken face. I can't believe how torn he was. I can't believe he's contemplating siding with the bloodsuckers - with Bella of all bloodsuckers, over me. Has the past couple of months meant nothing to him? Did I really mean so little to him compared to Bella? Jacob gave me a final look of apology and looked towards Edward and Bella. I saw Edward nod at Jacob once and instantly disappeared along with Bella. "You warned them" I said stating a fact rather than asking."You thought it loud it enough so that the mind reading leech can hear you!" I said in disbelief. His betrayal felt like a knife in my chest. "Please Leah, we'll talk about this later" he said then quickly phased. Jealousy consumed me as I phased to run after Bella. I took one step forward but Jacob's words stopped in me in my tracks.Leah X Jacob Part VI4 years ago in Teen More Like This
"Please Leah, I need you. I need you here with me" he said in a pleading tone. As much pain as I was in, I couldn't bare lea
Jacob's SongI'm so tired of being hereJacob's Song6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me
You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along
Renesmee and Jacob Chapter OneRenesmee and Jacob Chapter One5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
YESSSSSS! I screamed as the Redskins made their third touchdown. Jake and I double high fived and Emmett thumped me on the back. Alice turned around from her computer and glared at us, Please try to keep it down, some of us have lives here. Anyways the Redskins are going to win 35 to 7 so now you can turn it off if you want. She said with an angelic smile.
We all just rolled our eyes and turned around. Just as Aunt Alice had predicted the Redskins did beat the Buccaneers 35 to 7 but it didn't ruin the game for me. After the game Jake and I took a nap together on the couch. We still had our matching Jason Campbell jerseys on.
When I woke up I was starving, I wiggled around to look at Jake, he was still asleep. Jake, I whispered shoving him a little bit Jaaake, I said again more loudly. JACOB BLACK I yelled into his ear. Still nothing. I ran to the kitchen and pulled out a plastic mixing bowl and filed it with ice and
Leah X Jacob Part IILeah's POVLeah X Jacob Part II4 years ago in Teen More Like This
"Race yah to the first prey!" Jacob thought with a bit more enthusiasm
"You're on!" I thought right back.
Sometimes its easier that we hear each others thoughts when we're in wolf form especially when we're patrolling. I pushed my legs harder passing Jacob easily. "What was that back there between me and Jake? That was so weird" I thought to myself. "What was so weird?" Jake asked. And sometimes it was a hassle being able to hear each others thoughts. "Nothing!" I responded too quickly. There! I finally got a whiff of life. I ran even faster and soon saw two bucks feeding on grass. I leaped on the bigger one snapping its neck quickly as to not make it feel any pain. Within a millisecond Jacob was on the other buck tearing away at its flesh. "I win!" I declared as I started to feed. I tried not to think about how much I would rather be eating a home cooked meal than this raw meat. I know that would ruin Jacob's surprisingly good mood. "I let you win" Jacob thought as he devou
Twilight Fan Fiction - previewTwilight Fan Fiction - preview6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
I bit my lip as the cold rain stung my face and whipped my hair. Suddenly I regretted not accepting Charlie's offer. Odd as it was, I was never one for cold. I hugged my self tighter trying desperately to get warmer. The dirt crunched beneath my feet , a sound I would never get used to , even though Forks had changed me greatly. I felt guilt as I wished he was here with me , I could remember his smile, my smile. I was glad Edward couldn't hear my thoughts , I didn't want to hurt him anymore. For right now , I wishing for the wrong person. But nothing had changed , I couldn't be with Jacob , it was impossible, but not for the fact that he was a werewolf. But I would not , could not live without Edward. My mood changed dramatically as anger roared inside me. Anger at Jacob , for being so childish. Maybe I should just leave , the pack would find him , heck they probably already did. But Jacob's Bella held me back tied to Forks. Unbelievably I was sad to leave. The town I once d
Jacob Black Love Story Ch. 14LAST CHAPTERJacob Black Love Story Ch. 145 years ago in Teen More Like This
14. Together Forever I Hope
The next week Jacob woke me up first thing in the morning to go to the grave. On our way to Maine, I slept threw the whole ride and had a few bad dreams. But Jacob was there to comfort me, every time I woke up I gave him a smile then fell asleep. Hey, Phoebe, wake up, I heard Jacob shake my leg.
I yawned, then tried to wake myself up fully.
Were there? I asked stretching my arms.
Close, he said putting his arm around me.
I leaned my head against his shoulder, then closed my eyes. I could feel him, brush a few strains of hair out of my face and behind my ear. I heard the engine stop, I wanted to open my eyes but instead I cuddled up to Jake. He laid his head beside mine, I covered my head in his shoulder. He rubbed my shoulder a few nights, then shook it a few times. Sweetie, were here, he said
Leah X Jacob Part VThe atmosphere was tense. We all stood there glaring at each other for what seemed like a century. How dare they think they can just waltz in my house and pretend like nothing happened. At this point I could care less if the treaty still stands. They don't belong here. They belong in the cemetery -underground. "I said stay in the car with the kids Rachel!" Paul's voice broke the silence. Paul walked in the room, his body dangerously shaking. "What the hell are they doing here Jacob?" Paul said through is teeth. Jacob finally dropped his stare from Edward and turned to Paul. "Calm down Paul" Jacob said as he put both of his hands on Paul's shoulders trying to control his shaking. "Charlie and Sue are here Paul, you can hurt them!" Jacob said trying to snap Paul out of his rage. Hearing my mother's name made me realize just how dangerous it really was for both Charlie and mom to be here. "Bella we need to get your father out of here" I barely heard Edward whisper to Bella. "You don't neeLeah X Jacob Part V4 years ago in Teen More Like This
Renesmee and Jacob Chapter TwoRenesmee and Jacob Chapter Two4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Jacob sprung up from the table with so much force that the chair fell over backwards.
His eyes reeled around as if the danger was in the house. What Seth? What is it?
His hands started trembling with heat and a shiver went through his body.
Seth rubbed the back of his neck with one hand and stuck the other out as if he was apologizing.
I meant to get here sooner but everyone else is at the hospital and I'm not exactly the fastest
Seth slurred together. Jake's eyes bulged,
Hospital? Why is everyone at the hospital? Seth, man, I need some answers!
Okay it's your dad, Jake just cool down, but it's kind of a long story so maybe you should phase first. Let's get going. Seth turned around and phased outside.
Jake's eyes had turned from burning black to a soft, scared brown. What had happened to Billy? Jake rubbed his face then grabbed my hand.
C'mon Nessie let's get going. his voice trembled.
How To Make a Real MonsterTales of monsters have been around since mankind was old enough to feel fear of the dark. Quite possibly even longer. And despite many thousands of years since, monsters still remain popular unto this day. You see them everywhere, stores, films, media, video games, comics, etc. A lot of people want to create monsters themselves. But how does one stand out in a world already so saturated with goblins and swamp creatures? How does one seem unique while managing to use an element that may have been done many times throughout history?How To Make a Real Monster4 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Never fear. For in this guide, we will turn everything you've been taught about monsters thus far and turn it upside down. You will be taught how to create a real monster.
1. Getting With the Times Let's get one thing straight. Century-old tales can be only interesting for so long in an age of iPods and portable microwaves. Therefore, we need to make our monsters appeal to the times. As in, we need to make them appeal to the audien
New Moon in a NutshellHi, guys! My beautiful name is still Bella Swan and Im the happiest girl in the world! Im also the prettiest, smartest, funniest, luckiest, and most unworthy. Plus, Im the best at everything, but Im really just your average girl. Im so super special happy awesome now that I have my cold undead glittery love. Hes so wonderful! I cant believe how lucky I am to have an incredible angelic beauty like him. Now since I have a man, I no longer lead a pointless existence! After all, everyone knows that women are weak and useless on their own.New Moon in a Nutshell5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Anyway, my knight in shining sparkly perfect impenetrable armor and I were hanging out one day. Id give you more details, but thatd be no fun. We were cuddling happily on the couch, since all we want is a platonic relationship. Since were both perfect students (although hes perfecter) we were studying for school. After all, what do true loves do other than discuss classic romance novels (which I&
Jacob Black Love Story Ch. 11. HimJacob Black Love Story Ch. 15 years ago in Teen More Like This
It was summer break for Columbia University, I went to a fair, had a little fun. Excuse me? I asked a lady that was running an area where people performed. I wanted to sing, I had my guitar with me and a CD that had the song I wanted to perform.
Yes, she turned around to face me. She looked like she was in her early twenties.
I lifted my guitar up and showed her a CD. Can I perform? I asked putting my guitar back down.
Yes, of course, Ive been looking for somebody to perform next. After these ladies, you can go up, if you want you can go get something to drink before you perform. Ill hold your guitar and get your CD ready, she offered.
Thank you thats really nice of you.
She nodded then waved her hand where the drinks were. I went to the bending machine. I grabbed a dollar from my pocket and went
Jacob BlackJacob Black6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Jacob Black, My personal sun
Now just look at What youve done
Hands were soiled
Blood was Boiled
And a Battle has begun
Of two to choose
But who will win?
And who will lose?
Im found but empty
Of emotion and love
Tried to set my heart free
Like that of a dove
Forbidden to remember
Terrified to forget
life is not worth living
Because I live in regret
My personal sun
I love you, I do
I know and you know
That, which is so true
Warmth comes in rain
And snow and beyond
This empty shell
Tries and tries to move on
Emotions do show
Tears, smiles, and laughs
As I try to forget
What lies in the past
You push me away
Im frightened to ask
Build up the courage
You pushed me back
I find out the truth
Another story to add
To my collection
Of the fearful and sad
The terrible truth, I have to face
Is that, in another time and place
We would have loved each other forever
But only a Vampire can love you for eternity
Jacob Black's Utilities1. Renesmee used Jake as her chewing toyJacob Black's Utilities5 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
2. Alice used Jake as her own personal painkiller...
3. Rosalie used him as her pet and, for some times, thought about using him as her favourite bag of boxing...
4. Edward used Jake as his channel to all the pack's thoughts...
5. Bella tried to use him as a way to escape from her love with Edward, but he only was useful for her as mechanic and nanny for Renesmee...
6. Leah decided to use him as a pretext to escape from Sam's pack...
7. Carlisle used him as guinea pig to collect DNA for his studies...
My Reasons Why Twilight SucksMy Reasons Why Twilight Sucks4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Reasons Why Twilight Sucks:
1. Bella Swan: If I could summarize her personality in a sentence, I'd have to say this: She's a whiny, bratty, emo Mary-Sue who has no respect for ANY of her friends or family, and can't make up her mind about who to go with. My fish has more intelligence than her.
2. Edturd Cullen: He is an abusive 100-year-old creep. If I might add, he is a freaking CHIN that farts sparkles.
3. Harry Potter > Twilight. 'Nuff said.
4.Stalking and watching someone sleep is NOT romantic.
5. Even the character that plays Edward doesn't like Twilight. Sounds to me like a BURN.
6. "Oh Jacob, even though you probably would've treated me better than Edward, I'm still going to go w/ my beautiful lovey-dovey Eddie-poo. Here, I'll make it up to you though! I'll give you our baby daughter!"
7. Bella's a terrible role model.
8. The series encourages pedophilia, teenage pregnancy, suicide, brattiness, etc.
9. Give it up, fangirls. Edward (or Jacob, whatever) will NEVER marry you. Keep
A Twilight PoemTwilight and suckage go hand in handA Twilight Poem4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Like a drunk and his hideous wife
I've been trapped in choir with some of its fans
And I think I've been scarred for life.
They giggled and squealed like chimpanzees
Which only made practicing harder
A part of me died with every squee
And I think that the chimps would be smarter
So I waited until the end of the year
The teacher was truly a jerk
So I told him that I'm never coming back here
It simply is not going to work.
But, alas, my escape was too good to be true
As I quickly and painfully found
For just when I thought that the torture was through
The Book Challenges came around.
I started with romance, my Kryptonite
As the genre of one lucky book
But then it occurred to me later that night
I only had one place to look.
So I went to the basement and carefully took
A book that belonged to my mom
The same that the fangirls revered with amazement
Insisting that it was the bomb.
The book that I chose was Twilight, my friend
And by some irreversible fl
Jacob's Weakness.Bella,Jacob's Weakness.6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Can't you see?
If it weren't for me,
You'd be a mess.
Don't you understand?
I'm more than just a friend,
Just give me a chance.
If you'd just let me kiss,
I promise you'll be in bliss
You won't even remember,
When your with that leech,
I feel like losing control
Because I know you know,
That you should be with me.
Just take out your motorbike.
Lets go for a long reckless ride.
You know I won't restrict,
As long as your by my side.
Bella, he'll keep you forever,
He'll take you away from me
Do you think I'll let that happen?
I won't make it so easy.
Do you ever wonder
Why your heart aches for me?
When you get so lonely,
And hes gone.
How can you be so blind?
I swear I'll set you free
If only you knew,
How much you love me..
Love always, Jacob. ♥