Ignis VS AnimaSome things just naturally go together; bread and jam, peanut butter and chocolate, movies and popcorn... you get the idea. In games, namely tabletop role-playing games, this holds true with Dungeons and Dragons, Aces and Eights, Bunnies and Burrows, and basically the entire World of Darkness (old or new). You wind up with some interesting combinations every once in a while like cyberpunk meeting swords and sorcery (Shadowrun) or anything from Savage Worlds, but for the most part things that are meant to go together eventually find each other like characters in a bad romance novel and things that don't usually go together can be molded around each other to make for interesting experiences even if they ultimately suck (GURPS. Yeah, I went there).Ignis VS Anima3 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Keeping that in mind, your standard geeky individual is going to like at least two of the following three things; role-playing games, Japanese cartoons, and arguing on the Internet. Having decided that arguing on the Internet is only cont
Dear Sarah PalinDear Sarah PalinDear Sarah Palin10 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Your daughter was 17
Hiding your shame with oversize sweaters
And Sunday school smiles that didn’t reach her eyes
I was 21 and joined in the taunts
Against your sanctimonious scripture
Branding Bristol with the scarlet sum of Abstinence only
Laughing with pleasure at a young girls folly
And her mother’s hypocrisy.
And I am sorry.
Sarah Palin, I hate everything you stand for
I have queer friends who gaze at each other
With such an omniscience and feeling
That it hurts to look
And I have to avert my eyes less I crumble with envy for what they have
I evicted a child from my womb by choice
And I take prayers and blessings from the offering plate of “government funded”
Worst of all I have orgasms the size of Alaska
At the very mention of regulation.
I am a big government girl and you hate everything I hold dear.
But we are both mothers now.
Sarah, I am sorry if my slurs
Made you cry
Spilling hot tears down your MAC make-up cheeks
Epic Rap Battles of History #4 LyricsThe lyrics to the 4th Epic Rap Battles Of HistoryEpic Rap Battles of History #4 Lyrics1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
WARNING: This does contain bad language
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
Oh boy, look what we have here
A transvestite with a keyboard trying to be freak of the year
Your voice sounds like a rooster having sex with a frog
They put a lot of lipstick on you, but you still look like a dog
Put down that teacup, honey. Go put on some pants
and Stop letting little monsters teach you how to dance
and You may be Gaga but you ain't lady at all
I've seen those outfits you've been wearing. That takes big balls
I think I'd rather elect a smurf than vote for you
Governor of Alaska? That's like the principal of a home school
You are the sum of everything I despise
With the most dysfunctional family since the Jackson fucking five
Just trust me, your fifteen minutes of fame came and went
Go back to your igloo. Spend some time with your kids before they're pregnant
Your frigid little body couldn't eve
Let It CheckParody: "Let It Check"Let It Check1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Original Song: "Let It Rock" by Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil' Wayne
I see you think your branch is the ace
High behind your Cabinet
What is done to improve your reign
I think your Senate's collective brain is very hollow
So you think I'm a nimrod
And believe that the prez is a small fry
A small fry
A small fry
And so you judge major crime
And you mint a dime
Well I think the Constitution is what you misread
Your popularity with your party is in decline
Because when my speech is live
I, I bring my branch higher
Your branch should start to contrive
'Cause you're not as cool as the prez that was prior
You have the power I have not?
I can still impeach you
Let it check
Let it check
Let it check
Now, prez, I hope you're braced
We had to override that veto (please don't be a bother)
We made him exclaim
"Please don't make me holler!"
But we made him feel like a spare part
So he planned a special session
With the Senate
With the Senate
With the Senate
And so you judge major crim
Sufferings end Ive got broken bones,and plenty of scars..Sufferings end1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
but you just keep comeing from afar
Ive got blood on my fur and spots on my soul...
I may have tears in my eyes
and doubts of my self
Well who ever says a wolf cant try ..
Aliens: from a Democrat's PerspectiveAliens: From a Democrat's PerspectiveAliens: from a Democrat's Perspective1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I know this sounds crazy, but I have seen firsthand the disastrous effects of conservatives on this country.
Conservative ALIENS, that is.
Oh, yes. As a politician- my name shall remain undisclosed, thank you very much- I have traveled to major cities across the globe. I can say for a fact: aliens do exist. And they're Republican.
In New York I met with a "woman"- *cough* thing *cough* who called itself Ann Coulter. (Xorg'Xa sounds more apt.) All I can say is: It most certainly has tentacles, and if not, something that sounds very similar to tentacles.
Next we move to Sarah Palin, who I met at a book signing in DC, who made me rethink the phrase "intelligent extraterrestrial life".
Last but not least, we have Jabba the Hutt- oh, sorry, I mean Rush Limbaugh.
Simply put, I am convinced that all conservatives are aliens. They roam the streets of our okay (it would be much better with socialized medicinal marijuana) nation's cities. So next time
Bill Maher vs. Common SenseBill Maher has declared that the Republican Party is at war with common sense. "I think Republicans live in a world now where whatever a liberal says, no matter how sensible, is automatically evil, wrong, and needs to be fought with the fervor of a starving raccoon on crystal meth," he said during a recent New Rules segment on his HBO show Real Time.Bill Maher vs. Common Sense2 years ago in Editorial More Like This
You know what's the worst part about Bill Maher?
It's not that he bashes Republicans. They have been wrong on many issues (Patriot Act, WMDs, waterboarding, oil subsidies) and Maher is perfectly justified in bashing them because of itthough to him, Republicans are always wrong and liberals like himself are always right. And to be perfectly honest, that's not the worst part about him either. We all think we're right about something, especially when it comes to politics, so why should we expect anything different from a l
Antics in Freshman Biology on HalloweenTales of SubstatutesAntics in Freshman Biology on Halloween2 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Antics in Freshman Biology: Sarah Palin as God's Secretary
It's Halloween and the bell has already rung when Jasper sneaks into class late dressed as Jesus. The Substatute denies him the work for his absence and he settles sulking into his seat.
He pleaded with me, I knew I shouldn't do it, but who could deny Jesus? "In Sarah Palin's name" I said mater of factly convincing myself that I had to prove my loyalty to the politician I'd debated as in AP Government that morning. Putting on my dignified innocent nature I approached the rude woman with frizzy grey hair and small beady eyes conjuring the last of my nerve. "I'm done with my bookwork, was there a worksheet I had to do?" She eyed me suspiciously asking "You didn't already get one?" I shook my head innocently. Not finding any reason to deny me she nodded toward a stack of paper on the other side of her desk. Conjuring the last of my nerve I took one and, relieved, made my way to my seat. She continued to eye me
Sarah and SamI do not like Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam,Sarah and Sam2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I hate Sarah Palin, the evil woman.
I would not praise her for a boat,
I would not praise her for a fur coat,
I would club her senseless to save a seal,
I would shoot her arms off to hear her squeal.
I do not like Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam,
I really friggin hate her, the evil woman.
I would not invade China for lots of rice,
I would not invade Africa for all its spice,
I wouldn't conquer Canada for its oil,
I wouldn't conquer Russia for its soil.
I do not like Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam,
I wish she'd go to hell,
please or gods be damned.
Arthur Christmas 3D ReviewArthur Christmas 3D Review2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
On Christmas night at the North Pole, Santa's youngest son looks to use his father's high-
tech operation for an urgent mission. Hi this is KingJames92 your guide to movies. Well
I know it's been a while since I have reviewed a movie. That's because I haven't been to
the movies in a while until now. Knowing the fact that we are only four days left to
Christmas, I decided to a review a movie today that is all about Christmas. Coming from
the same guys who made the incredibely charming and loveable Wallace & Gromit and Chicken
Run Aardman Animations comes a Christmas movie in which I think is just as good as their
other movies if not better called Arthur Christmas. Now before I get started, I been
wanting to see this film when it came out. It was doing very well with critics and even
though it wasn't do all that well domestically, it was doing quite well foreignally. And
now I finally saw it and all I can say was WOW! It didn't just meet my expectations, but
it exceeded even more than I
TftW: Ellie Pigs OutEllie Tomlin was the wife of politician Robert Tomlin and just like him she was also in politics, but she wasn't as good as he was.TftW: Ellie Pigs Out2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
To say she was not too bright was an understatement, she was dumb and extremely clueless as to what people really thought of her. Most people just lied to her and pretended that she was a 'nice person' to be around, even though she was oblivious as to what they really were saying.
She made the mistake one evening of firing one of her caterers after a gala dinner ball went from bad to worse when an over-cooked roast caused one of the guests to have a fit, later that evening said caterer put a potion in her favorite cookies.
"Mrs Tomlin, I am so sorry about what happened."
"That's alright, I fired him."
"What? You fired Marco?"
"Now you've done it... Marco is extremely upset because of what you did."
"Oh i'm sure he'll be fine."
"Well I hope you
Sarah Palin, Feminist?I heard something on the radio the other day that really got me thinking. The station, a news organization that some years ago went under new management and is now like a Canadian version of Fox News, was talking about feminism. Oh, no, a Fox-like station talking about feminism? Yeah, I know, right.Sarah Palin, Feminist?2 years ago in Editorial More Like This
So the commentator argued that women like Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman were the "true" feminists, whereas self-proclaimed feminists like Margaret Atwood were wasting their time in a pseudo-progressive hippie colony of the mind. My first reaction was, of course, to shake my fist at the radio and tell the commentator to take a hike, but after thinking it over, I came to realize... he's right. Partially.
The argument goes that, if feminism is really about equal rights for the sexes, then isn't the most feminist thing in the world when a woman can be strong in her convictions and become powerful in living her beliefs? In othe
100 Questions For ConservativeHello. This quiz is for conservatives. If you are a liberal, click here.100 Questions For Conservative2 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Warning: Do not read this list if you do not wish to have your political beliefs challenged. Click here to go to Fox News. Otherwise, feel free to continue.
Consider the questions carefully and make sure to take time to read the articles linked and watch the videos featured.
1) If Republicans are for limited government, why hasn't one Republican president reduced the size of the federal government?
2) Is it considered limited government when our military spending, at nearly $700 billion, exceeds that of the next 17 countries combined?
3) How about when our navy is
Sarah's Tea PartyPsychotic smirk of the CheshireSarah's Tea Party2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
madness of the Hatter
rage of the Red Queen
kettle whistles nonsense to a frantic boil
She steeps the potent tea-
apple pie lies
The Fletcher Memorial HomeTake all your overgrown infants away somewhereThe Fletcher Memorial Home2 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
And build them a home
A little place of their own
The Fletcher Memorial Home
For incurable tyrants and kings
They can appear to themselves every day
On closed circuit t.v.
To make sure they're still real
It's the only connection they feel
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
reagan and haig
mr. begin and friend
mrs. thatcher and paisley
mr. brezhnev and party
the ghost of mccarthy
the memories of nixon
and now adding colour a group of anonymous
latin american meat packing glitterati"
Did they expect us to treat them with any respect
They can polish their medals and sharpen their smiles
And amuse themselves playing games for a while
Boom boom, bang bang, lie down you're dead
Safe in the permanent gaze of a cold glass eye
With their favourite toys
They'll be good girls and boys
In The Fletcher Memorial Home
For colonial wasters of life and limb
Is everyone in?
Are you having a nice time?
Now the final solution can be applied
Canadian Metal DayIt's Canadian Metal dayCanadian Metal Day2 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
I'm Canadian Metal gay
I'm going wild
I'm a Canadian Metal child
ErectionErectionErection2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
It comes and goes,
day in and day out,
and everyone knows,
that fish are exempt.
fish cannot achieve erection,
it is simply not possible for them,
such as sarah palin in an election,
with everyone knowing she cannot win.
An erection is quite the spectacle,
blood and flesh combined,
to achieve a certain hardness which,
should never be undermined.
Mammals do love their erection,
it gets them ready for sex,
and when they don't get their sex,
they become angry like a T-Rex.
It is a shame then that fish,
experience nothing like this,
though I doubt their very phased,
swimming down in the abyss.
Sarah Palin, robot.From the cold north they brought you/dresses you up to look human/ filled your robot mind/with historical false hoods/political wrongs/ put you on parade/followed by fools/gave you/an all access pass/to our heads/an attempt for domination/you need to be left in the rain/to rust/no sweet girl to save youSarah Palin, robot.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
What have we becomeWhat's wrong with us?What have we become3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
We've let our world become Hell,
Been slowly poisoning our planet,
And while the Arctic's melting, we don't give a shit,
We just keep creating more smoke and smog,
Acting as if everything's swell.
Just got to burn fuel made from the bodies of the ancients,
Just got to have it, drill baby drill,
All the while hurting our environment.
And when our bill comes due for what we have done
The youth of tomorrow will pay for the youth of yesterday.
Our oceans have become trash soup,
Thanks a bunch for that our disposable culture.
Now reducing is for the insane few,
If it's broken, just buy another new.
It'll break down eventually,
And besides, it's just plain torture.
Why should we even care,
It's not effecting us.
But when there's a trash mass the size of Australia,
How can you just throw away that bottle when you know where it's going?
And of course we're paying attention to horrible things,
A royal wedding, Osama's death,
The revolution of a few governments
Task 152 - End Like ThisHe hadn't meant for things to end like this.Task 152 - End Like This3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He was the Robin Hood typestealing from the rich to give to the poorand she had been the damsel in distress.
They had met only a few weeks before, but that was all it took for their love to blossom. She was a young, pretty thing, but with a father who had a heart of stone, and he was a wanted criminal, with only the rough but loving Little John to call his family.
No, scratch that last part.
He never would have guessed that Little John would have fallen for her too; it wasn't like that in the storybooks.
"We're brothers!" The plea was desperate, unbelieving, denying, and was met by a single word, spoken so coldly that it could have frozen Hell over.
Could it really end like this?
Her hand tightened in his, and it was hard for his tears not to join hers. He was the hero, and he had to be strong, even as everything was falling apart; he had to be strong, for her.
"Please " The thief gave a slight shake of his head, his