How to write a Harry Potter...How to write a Harry Potter story that will make me scream.How to write a Harry Potter...3 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Make the pairing Lucius/Harry; that will get my hopes up and make me read.
2.Start with Harry living at the Dursleys. Make sure he is locked up in his room, preferably mention beatings and that he hasn't been fed for a week, because that wouldn't make him dead at all.
3.It's Harry's birthday! Of course it is! Make him count the seconds, and EXACTLY at midnight, he'll be in a lot of pain. That is impressive, because it means his relatives at least sprung for a really good alarm-clock for him which also shows seconds. And that creature inheritance (because that's what this is, of course) doesn't care which time of day he was born, but use the exact stroke of midnight instead.
4.Harry passes out and then, when he wakes up, he barely notice anything wrong until he looks in a mirror. Unless he has a tail. In that case include the phrase "Wait? A TAIL?!".
5. His hair must have grown. Preferably to his butt but at least his
Crossover Party - Ch. 6"Kid? Kid? Really, I promise you that you're not garbage." Liz soothed.Crossover Party - Ch. 62 years ago in Humor More Like This
Finally, the grim reaper picked himself up off the floor and faced Liz. "I'm not?" He sniffled. "You really think that?"
"Of course Kid! Garbage is gross and you aren't. We've been through this before silly!" Patty giggled.
Kid sat up once again, all feelings of self-loathing slowly fading. "You girls are too kind. Okay, I think I'll be okay."
Liz and Patty cheered. "Great! So whose turn was it?"
"It was mine. Never have I ever been Egyptian." Ginny watched as Yami and Marik each removed a shoe and a sock.
"You know, I met a pharaoh once when I traveled to ancient Egypt a few thousand years ago." Sebastian stated.
Yami's eyes grew wide. "I was a pharaoh a few thousand years ago."
Sebastian studied the pointy-haired pharaoh. "Hmm Yes, you do look oddly familiar. Do you remember me?"
Yami shook his head. "I don't remember much of my past."
Sebastian nodded. "I see."
Blair was very tempted to ask exactly
Halloween Story 2010 JudgementI don't own Harry Potter.Halloween Story 2010 Judgement4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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I'm not all that surprised about Dumbledore or even Umbridge but really? All four heads is rather surprising. Hermione mentally admits as finishes addressing those not being dragged towards the fire to face judgment by a much higher power then that of a mortal institution.
Harry merely stares off at the fire while his mind considers why there seems to be a good number of students bound up. The reporters and other influential international people have found seats that face the throne made from old animal hides stitched together and then stretch upon a wooden frame that Hermione had crafted through magic. Random decorations hang from the back and arms while special runes had been painted upon the leather.
As those to be judged are suddenly chained to the ground just five feet from the bonfire, something is now sitting upon the throne and has the thick contract upon its lap. All of tho
Happy Birthday- HP- A SnarryHappy BirthdayHappy Birthday- HP- A Snarry3 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was a fact that Severus Snape hated his birthday. Thus it was suicide to even wish him a happy one. Unless, of course, you're Dumbledore, One of his Godchildren, Or Harry-Bloody-Potter. Snarry, mentioned SeamusxOC
Severus Snape hated his Birthday.
Any other day of the year was fine (Except April Fool's; Those damn Weasley twins always managed to pull some crazy stunt that made him shocked when nobody was seriously injured. Seriously.), but his Birthday was just one that he wished would fall off the calendar.
His birthday had never been a pleasant day, really, and he could handle that fact alone. Yes, spending his birthday alone wasn't a big deal in itself.
There were just three bumps on that road, especially since he'd taught the students to fear him.
Well, technically four, but more often than not, the second was grouped together.
So that was three. And nothing you could say to him now or ever would make him lengthen his list.
One, Albus Dumbledore.
20 Theme Challenge: Draco x Bridget- Part TWOHarry Potter 20 Theme Challenge-PART TWO20 Theme Challenge: Draco x Bridget- Part TWO3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Note: Read Author's Notes for Brief Description of Each Theme and what Year they Take Place.
Pairing: Draco Malfoy and Bridget Fairbourne, Implied Luna LoveGood and Evan Fairbourne
Lock and Key-
After a few weeks of training with a new wand that Mr. Ollivander had made, after four months of being a prisoner, after worrying about the whereabouts of her family, and being tortured by the Carrows at school. This was it. This was war. Hogwarts didn't need to lock up, and throw away the key, and a barrier was only going to do so much. Voldemort was drawing closer to the school. It was in the air. They had known this as soon as they had been summoned from the Shell Cottage, and ended up in Hogsmeade along with several other members of Dumbledore's Army. Fred, George and Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang, among many other familiar faces.
But the familiar faces that relieved her the most was seeing Evan among the crowd in the Room of R
HARRY POTTER WLoF PART 3 CHAP 3HARRY POTTER WLoF PART 3 CHAP 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There was a legend about old lady who lived in Apartment 301, the apartment directly across from Moria's apartment. She was Madame Olga or better known as the Witch of Mazara del Vallo. To Harry the name part was silly. They made it sound like witches were the epitome of evil.
But that didn't mean the idea of Madam Olga didn't worry him.
"It's only because of Maxi."He thought, or rather encouraged himself, to think. Yeah, he didn't want Maxine to get swallowed up by Madame Olga.
Or rather that was what the legend had said.
The legend went that Madame Olga had emigrated from Germany and lived alone, she had lived in other places, but every time she lived in one place that hadn't been Mazara del Vallo, people would disappear after they came to her house.
They said she was a demon who ate those who were foolish enough to wander into her yard and she would eat them whole.
Needless to say, Harry and Max stayed as far away as they could from that yard. Harry was now five and Maxi
Percabeth 12READ MY COMMENTS FIRST!!!!Percabeth 123 years ago in Settings More Like This
I jumped off blackjack to check into the hotel. We were staying at The Marriott. When I turned around my good friend Harry was there standing in line. "Oh hey man whats up", I asked jokingly. "Well nothing much really I just thought Ginny and I would like to come visit the United States for awhile". Then I thought for a minute,and another minute, and another minute. Oh yeah now I remember! "Hey HP you wanna come with me and Annabeth to the family reunion?" He replied positive, so we headed outside to check up on the girls(Bad Mistake). Annabeth march over to me and slapped up-side the head. "A sleeping spell?"
Then I fell over and hit my head so that's the last I remember.
Blue ButterfliesBlue Butterflies3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Anastasia looked at the note that has come from her mother close to half an hour ago.
'Anastasia, dear, your father and I have arranged you to have the day off classes. Please meet us at the Three Broomsticks at 9 o'clock this morning. We have something we would like to discuss with you.'
The letter itself wasn't what was puzzling her; they sent her letters all the time. It was the fact her parent had gone through the trouble to get her the day off just so they could discuss something. It was so vague that it had Anastasia a tad worried as she entered the carriage that would take her to Hogsmeade. There was no inclination within the note of why they wished to talk to her and Anastasia sighed. She absent-mindedly placed her hand over her left arm. The white bandages where a bit rough under her hand and she carefully tugged her sweater over top of it.
She had managed to get a good night's sleep last night. The exhaustion over the last few days made her lite
DA Music meme, part 1DA Music Meme for WritersDA Music meme, part 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Pick a character, fandom, pairing, friendship, whatever. (Random Hetalia pairings, along with some gen shorts and some OCs thrown in.)
2. Put on your music program on shuffle/random and start playing songs.
3. For each song, write something inspired by the song related to the theme you chose earlier. You only have the song length. No pre-planning and no writing after the song is over. No skipping songs either.
AN: The links to the songs I used and what the heck I was thinking while writing is in the author's comments.
1. "You need to smile more often."
The Briton looks up from his newspaper, staring up at the American over his reading glasses. "Pardon?"
"You heard me! You need to smile more, Iggy!" To punctuate his statement, America reaches over, using his fingers to curve England's lips into an odd-looking smile. The look England gives him says that he is not amused in the slightest, but America only laughs, kissing his nose lightly.
20 Theme Challenge- Draco x Bridget- Part ONEHarry Potter 20 Theme Challenge-PART ONE20 Theme Challenge- Draco x Bridget- Part ONE3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Note: Read Author's Notes for Brief Description of Each Theme and what Year they Take Place.
Pairing: Draco Malfoy and Bridget Fairbourne
"I hope I don't break a bone in the first flying lesson like he did," Bridget stated watching the Gryffindor boy be taken to the nurse after having a bad fall. The class had barely even begun and it was already disastrous.
Matilda giggled a little and nudged Bridget with her elbow. "Flying is in our family blood. Just like everything else. " Bridget smirked a little, observing the other students as they talked amongst themselves. "Besides, it's highly unlikely that these...other students would often steal our parents broomsticks and fly about their yards like we did. "
"The luxury of a large home, does do wonders for early learning." Bridget said standing up straight. They'd often play pranks when they were children, and often take one of the many brooms littering the residenc
Heart, Soul and Passion - 3Heart, Soul and Passion - 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 3. Home is where the hospital is for the Goddess of Happiness.
"I have the keys somewhere..." Isabelle muttered, rummaging through her uniform.
The hospital wasn't quite impressive. The boards were old, barely holding up the poor building. Rodents were sticking their noses in the rotting garbage that looked abandoned for hundreds of years. One black widow crawled on the wooden door. The disgusting smell watered my eyes, it was a dump.
"Oh, there it is!" she exclaimed, cheerfully. Small keys were on a wooden barrel, the nurse delicately scooping it up. I wondered how cheerful this girl can be when there's a rat infested garbage can right beside her. She stuck the key in the hole, a paper doll dangling from the end and twisted it. A tiny click, the door swung open and fell to the ground. Isabelle's mouth tightened.
"Ooh, gotta fix that." She said.
When we entered, it was clear that the hospital hasn't been in use for decades. The wallpaper were dulled, the jade green
SomethingtorhymewithSILENCEIt never made a difference what I did or didn't say to you. You didn't listen to me either way. I could have told you the truth all along and maybe then it would have made a difference. But I'm too lazy, and I'm too tired, and it's about time I gave up for once. You gave up on me straight away and I thought I could pull you back up. I guess I'm not always right. I guess I'm only trapped in what boundaries you give me.SomethingtorhymewithSILENCE4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
You make me so angry, but its worthless pounding on the door of a sound-proof room. I did anyway, and it only made my knuckles raw. You hurt me. Does that mean anything to you?
I found myself screaming.
I found myself losing it.
I found myself in the middle of nowhere, with no one, and nothing to say,
Every thought inside if me no longer made sense.
It felt like I'd lost control of m
Guardian of Magic 5Winter's eleventh Birthday brought with it surprising news, that when Winter thought about it, wasn't that surprising. It also brought a major change along with it. One neither Jack nor Winter had expected, but appreciated in the end.Guardian of Magic 52 years ago in Romance More Like This
She got a letter telling her she was a Witch and she was invited to go to a place called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She had known she was a witch, but she hadn't known there was a school for people like her.
It hadn't been an easy year since Jack had moved on to bring winter to other places. He had stayed as long as he could, but eventually the winter spirit had to move on, and the two of them had worked together through many trial and error attempts that lead to massive headaches in order to use their tattoo anchored mental bond.
After the first month Winter and Jack were both happy to say they had mastered the art of mental speech, and no longer ended up with throbbing headaches as a result of their attempts to speak to each other. In f
The Search For Doug Walker Part 1The Search Has BegunThe Search For Doug Walker Part 13 years ago in Settings More Like This
Got Some Explainin' to Do (Part 5)Rose was featured in Scorpius' dreams all that night. Her voice, her eyes, her hair, her kiss Scorpius' mouth curved into a soft smile in his sleep as he lost himself in thoughts of her. Even the thundering sound of angry footsteps on the stairs outside his bedroom weren't enough to tear him from his dreams. It was only when the door to his room banged open, throwing light across his face that Scorpius was forced back into the waking world.Got Some Explainin' to Do (Part 5)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Scorpius had always managed to sleep perfectly still, lying flat on his back. His dormmates had often informed him that it was weird that he never slept on his side and that he looked like he was dead while he was sleeping, but it wasn't like he could change the way he slept, even if he wanted to. And, anyhow, he wouldn't want to if he could, because, this way his blankets always stayed neat, keeping him warm without getting tangled around his legs or anything like that.
So when he opened his eyes to stare blearily towards the doorway, his bla
Sleeves, Libations, and Smarties.2nd May, 2003Sleeves, Libations, and Smarties.1 year ago in Humor More Like This
I saw Malfoy today. I truly could not believe my eyes when I walked into a Muggle pub, of all places, and saw him behind the bar. But it was him, unmistakably. I don’t know if he saw me... but I wasn’t under a glamour or polyjuice, I hardly ever use it when I’m in Muggle London. Why bother? How often do you run into a wizard that you don't want to see in Muggle London? I purposely sat with my back to the bar and spoke as quietly as I could.
It sounds childish, I know. But I haven’t seen him since the war. Well, I saw him from a distance at his father’s trials. But we haven’t spoken a word since the war. His wand is still buried somewhere in my school trunk. So to see him today, on the anniversary of the war... it was just too much for me. The whole reason I was in Muggle London is to avoid the sympathetic glances of ‘Oh, it’s Harry Potter, he’s lost so much,’ or the appreciative glances of ‘Oh,
My Immortal-Scene Kid Version-Chapter 7Chapter 7. Diamonds rnt 4everMy Immortal-Scene Kid Version-Chapter 71 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Tokisk isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES BUILLED BI METALHEADZ! n she has problemz shes drinkz 2 much and dos drugs 4 godz sake!
Draco and I held our tanned golden hands with rainbow nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red alcohol sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Heroin. Treny sceneness was in his HXC eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my pink Dot Dot Curve bra and he took off his pants. We went on the be
My Immortal-Scene Kid Version-Chapter 6Chapter 6.My Immortal-Scene Kid Version-Chapter 61 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
AN: shjt up metalheads ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!
The next day I woke up on my bed. I put on pink skinny jeans with pictures of Dahvie and Jayy from Blood on the Dance Floor all over them. I also put on a matching top with Hello Kitty all over it and converse shoes that were black. I put on two pairs of Hello Kitty earrings, and two gauges in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with pink.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Cheerios with vodka instead of milk, and a glass of vodka(LOL ARNT I HXC). Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the vodka spilled over my top.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the sexy tanned face of a scene boy with scene purple hair with green streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he had a "high five" tattoo on his hand like Oli Sykes(Draco has a high five tattoo on his hand too).
Illidan DracoShe was born to a pureblood witch and a high dragon lord, Myagos, in human form. Her mother died in childbirth and Myagos has since raised her whilst traveling the world. She has lived and has citizenship in Japan, New Zealand, US, and England. She was born in England though. She has over the years become a master martial artist, and is nearing her sword and dagger mastery. Illiden is feulent in Japanese, English, DragonSpeach, Parslemouth, and is decent in Beast tongue, thanks to her father's teachings and the gifts that she has gotten from being a half dragon. She was left alone when she came to the age of 13, at which time she applied to and began attending the magical school Nightshades. Upon graduation at the age of 16 and she is asked by both her father and the headmaster Karal of NightShades, to attend Hogwarts. Her main purpose is to see what is going on there about the war with Voldemort, keeping an eye on Albus, and to see, possibly befriend, and aid HarIllidan Draco7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Tattoo Parlour - Scor's Side (Part 3)Scorpius' breath was caught in his throat for a bit as he watched Rose bounce over towards the chair, her purple hair brushing against the pale skin of her shoulders and upper back, left bare by the sleeveless top she had apparently been wearing under her robes this whole time. He had never seen her in anything like that, always covered in layers of lace and other dark colored cloth. His face and ears heated up very quickly, but he couldn't quite force himself to look away. He didn't really want to.The Tattoo Parlour - Scor's Side (Part 3)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Slowly, he regained control over his breathing, although he felt a surge of a very different emotion as the shop owner began to move towards Rose's chair. Logically, he knew it was ridiculous of course the man had to be close to her to apply the tattoo. Nonetheless, for a bit, Scorpius had to fight the urge to push forward and shove his way between the two of them. Scor's understanding was that the man would cast a spell that would essentially turn his wand into a paintbrush, so it w
My Immortal-My Commentary-Chap.7Chapter 7. Bring me 2 lifeMy Immortal-My Commentary-Chap.72 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Isn't that an Evanescence song?
AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws.All five of them were blind. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons!Good luck STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U!Not scaring me. Evony isn’t a Marie Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS!Religions aren't character flaws. n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!Lot's of Sue's have problems
There's a Z in there now
Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist singsHuh? on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?).Yes. I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco.See? Other guys are jealous of her! She's a Sue alright! Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with
Mischief ManagedThey were thereMischief Managed2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
from the start.
A glimpse of two red heads
running through the pages
to catch the train
and laughing the whole way
("Blown up a toilet? We've
never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks Mum!")...
Yup, Mischief Managed.
I slowly fell in love,
looking forward to seeing their
round, freckled faces; to hearing their
cockney-accented voices in my head
and giggling hysterically as
they wreaked havoc and
fell asleep through Oliver's speeches...
They were legends. Masters at fun, and secret-
passageways, and annoying their mum.
I wanted to know them,
more than anyone else.
And I cheered as they left, spewing
fireworks in their wake and shouting
"Give her hell from us, Peeves!"
And I cried when they fought,
and George lost his ear
and Fred lost his life...
(last) Mischief Managed.
Together they changed things,
they made the world laugh-
To the best and bravest twins
a book has ever had.
Fred and George Weasley.
OC ATLA - HisokaOC ATLA - Hisoka5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
*sigh* Spirits he hated traveling long distances on boats ... and the funny thing is it took him near eternity to find a ship that would transport the entire "herd" down to Kyoshi Island. Well that and even getting to a body of water from where he had been last was a trip in its self ...*sighing again*He beings to pet both Archae his Reptile Bird and Seekers his Raven Eagle whom are perched on his shoulders, to calm both himself and each of the animals, as he looks out over the water from the bow of the ship and towards the approaching land .he since the start of the trip south then west had been increasing his body temperature to a bit higher than usual temperature to keep the chill of the morning and of being on a boat at bay. he quietly asks the two avians, "So ... ya think they will remember me?" they each respond in an affirmative caw or hiss, yeah so what if he was talking to his animals he has always done so before ... any way from the deck of the boat you could make out most of
Ch. 3 - Tattoo"Ma-ma, I wan' Da-da!" Violet wailed. "Where Da-da? I wan' Da-da!"Ch. 3 - Tattoo5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hush." Rose scolded. "Daddy is...out. I don't know when he'll be back. I don't know if he'll ever be back."
"Ma-ma! I wan' Da-da!"
"No. Now get to bed."
"I wan' Da-da! I wan' Da-da! I wan' Da-da! I wan' Da-da! I wan' Da-da! I wan' Da-da! I wan' Da-da!" Violet chanted, punching her fists in the air.
"Shut UP!!!!" Rose screeched. "Just be quiet, okay?"
"NO!!" Violet shrieked. Her eyes glowed red, and she picked up her wand. "Gimme yo' arm," she said in a baby-like but menacing voice.
Rose gave her the arm with her Mark.
"Te utter one!" Violet took Rose's other arm and pressed her wand to it. the tip of her wand glowed purple, while Rose stared at it, petrified.
"Wha...what are you-" Rose let out a shrill wail of pain as a purple rose began to form on her arm under Violet's wand. A snake shot out as a stem, and when the rose was formed Violet found herself out of her trance.
Rose suddenly crumpled to the ground, unconscio