[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (it was only going a few miles per hour though )
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
 You have been called a blonde
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (know it's impossible, but tried anyway XD)
[x] You never knew the Alphabet and Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (just once!)
[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (I'm always losing my train of thought...and why is it even called a train of thought? why not a car of thought?)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You slightly tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently. (not as much anymore, but before, heck yes)
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (what the heck does "um" freaking mean?!)
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. - I wear headphones, gimme a break!
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Overall Total: 28
Take your total, Multiply by 4, Put the title as : I'm __% mentally unstable.
112 % mentally unstable...well that can't be right....
Still thinking about "um" and trains of thoughts....seriously, who came up with "um"? And trains weren't exactly the first mode of transportation. Why not a "horse" of thought? Or "carriage", or perhaps "walk"..."I lost my walk of thought"...great, now I'm imagine a little cloud with feet walking away. XD