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So here's my commentary, pictures included on the first two episode of MLP: FML. I must let you know that it took me several weeks just to bring myself to watch the entire first episode... it was that bad. ._.
Well... here goes! Please kill me.
Onto episode 1, part 1.
She used her unicorn powers, gaiz. I can already tell this is going to be some pretty deep shit
Woah, wait… why is the moon rising from the opposite side? Oh, wait… UNICORN POWERS.
Rainbow powers… ACTIVATE!
My Little Pony~
I hope you burn in the deepest pits of Hell. >:c
The first character is introduced: Twilight Sparkle,
the love child between Edward and a Unicorn the social outcast.
Also: Raven… how could you? ;-;
AND THAT’S WHY YOU WALK WITH YOUR EYES OPEN, YOU LITTLE BASTARD.
Character number two: Spike, da wittle baybee dwagon… d’aww. If he’s a baby dragon then why does he want to have sexy time with Rarity? :I Also… Twilight Sparkle never apologizes for giving him a concussion... twice. ¬.¬
Blah blah blah… Spike burns up a message, then throws up another one and then THEY ARE OFF… because Twilight must make friends, goddammit. >:c
Um… What the fuck are they attached to?
Third character introduced: Pinkie Pie. She’s a rabid Edward fangirl and a proud member of Team Edward… someone give me a shovel so I can put her out of her misery and soothe my ruptured ear drums. c: (Her voice makes me die a little on the inside every time she speaks.)
Fourth character introduced: Applejack, the cereal (kinda) or a liquor store in Colorado. Also, ladies and gents… this is what we call hand rape.
…wait… do they only eat things with apples in them in this city?
Another question was brought up with this… WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MARES? Good god! How do they reproduce? They obviously do, as there was a foal in this scene… Also, Granny Smith’s joint noises reminded me of some scary ass video game or some shit… like Amnesia. *shudder*
Fifth character introduced: Rainbow Dash,
the lesbian the one with the annoying voice the Pegasus. Someday I will shoot her.
Sixth character introduced: Rarity… she’s into bondage.
Seventh character introduced: Fluttershy. She’s obsessed with dragons and has her vocal cords mutilated for the time she wants to just squeak instead of talk.
She comes back to the library, only to find that they’re throwing a surprise party for her. OHMAGAWD. The thing is, just seconds before she was badmouthing them and, last I checked, darkness ≠ losing the ability to hear.
Does that look like a terrified face to you? No. It looks like a grimace. :I
Part uno is over! CONFETTI TIEM!
...now time for part two. :c
Then they go skipping though a forest, dropping ponies off cliffs, taming/beating the shit out of wild beasts…
They leave her to be eaten. “KTHNXBAI.”
They then sing a song and laugh at trees…
Some more shit happens, blah blah blah. I’m beginning to think that only the most stupidest idiot cannot tell what the fuck is going on here.
“Oh, hey! Next door is having a rave party! Maybe that’s where Twilight went!”
Headbutt in 3… 2… loljk MAGICAL UNICORN TRANSPORTATION POWERS ACTIVATE!
Oh noes! The elements! They’re totally fucked now because we have no goddamn clue what they can do to save the world because they never made that obvious!
The powers she got from her father, Edward, are activating.
Twilight then goes on to explain the shit we already knew and was already made obvious to us at the beginning of the fucking episode. BLAH BLAH BLAH. Friendship is magic, gaiz. And the last “element” is magic. Sorry, but that’s just fucking retarded on so many levels.
So apparently Nyan Cat is needed to defeat her… SEEMS LEGIT.
It seems that rave party was fucking fantastic.
And, also, I have come to the conclusion that Fluttershy is a creeper.
They’re secret lovers in the night.
And so they throw another party and all is fucking forgiven. Lets just ignore the fact that that motherfucker tried to shroud the world in eternal night just because she wanted to. Hell, she even cried a few tears and said she was sorry… YUP, ALL IS FORGIVEN, YOU LITTLE ASSHAT.
AND THEN IT ENDS WITH CONFETTI AND SHIT. Excuse me while I go play Left 4 Dead so I can feel better about my manryness.