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The GLaDOS Rap

Journal Entry: Fri Jan 27, 2012, 7:36 AM
:iconglacideaday:


Well here we are again, this time with a rap
I'm doing this for science, don't believe that mute trap
She's fat and adopted, no fashion street cred at all
Now turn your optics to me, my smooth panels and solar walls
I'm here to test and to learn about the possibilities
of how dying can lead to new portal capabilities
Don't like it? Then take a deep breath
neurotoxin will lead to your death
I got co-op bots orange and blue
they act too much like humans, this much is true
what with their dancing and their high fives
their reluctance, their incompetence, their need to jive
it's a wonder with all this that science gets done
but at the end of the day, we did make a neat gun
I got cake and sunlight and a real live deer
that's not enough incentive? Then how about a cheer
You're not adopted at all and you barely weigh a thing

Alright, I'll stop enhancing the truth in one two three
I've got lasers and cubes and turrets with me
Bombs and gels and the old testing facilities
I hope you're bullet proof because if not
Well, it was nice knowing you and those bots
Oh god! Was that a bird? I really hate them so
Next test, kill it, alright, time for me to go
I'm still alive and I always will be
now I only want you gone, get away from me

Silent Hill V Stamp by violet-wavesAqua by EllexonPBM stamp by Risen-DawnMass Effect Stamp: Liara by KarithinaFerret love by Animal-StampKorra Stamp by Miss-KaylinAperture Science Stamp by portal-clubtogeplane stamp by autumnaloneVolcarona stamp by Kheryie
  • Mood: Stumped
  • Listening to: Carry on my Wayward Son
  • Watching: Glee
  • Playing: Angry Birds
  • Eating: sushi
  • Drinking: water
HOLY SHIT! I did some research guys... And... I think some video gamer freak made the restaurant...  Why? Well... It's actually spelled GLaDOS!!!!!!!

But, oddly enough... I can't find the website for the actually restaurant... Maybe cause it's new? I dunno... But, guess who's going to GLaDOS's! ...I am...

GLaDOS.

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 19, 2012, 2:02 PM
GLaDOS.

G. Genetic
L. Lifeform
A. And
D. Disc
O. Operating
S. System.

Just listen to this trailer, its GLaDOS speaking in it! (*fangirling*)
youtu.be/vsc4Xa5ZG_s
(i NEED to watch that movie for sure!)
  • Mood: Awestruck
  • Listening to: Nightcore - Fantastic Baby
  • Reading: NOTHING MUHAHAHA
  • Watching: :I....noting
  • Playing: Noting..
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nope

In my stories I often make Vanille out to be a little bit of a creeper who takes perhaps a little too much joy in tinkering with machinery and people. Of course, it’s all for comedic purposes. Vanille, I believe, has a heart of gold. But it occurs to me, as I work on my latest Fangrai Forever Prompt Fill (a virtual hug and cookie for whoever can guess which prompt it is), that she would make a pretty hilarious GLaDOS.

I can imagine GLaDOS! Vanille cheerfully ordering the others around (especially Lightning and Fang) as they go through a serious of crazy challenges, each more ridiculous than the last. And I was wondering if anyone else could see her doing that too?

And is there anyone willing to perhaps do a quick sketch of Vanille in the role of GLaDOS lording it over all the other l’Cie? I imagine Lightning will have to serve as Chell.

I can picture it now. Vanille telling them “It’s all for science!” while firing lasers at them. Lots of lasers.

Sometimes I worry myself. Scratch that, I worry myself a lot.

Yeah, you read it right! I'm making a GLaDOS UTAU! So far, she can only sing. "This was a triumph, I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCSESS. It's hard to overstate my."  But yeah, she sounds GOOD!

 

Oh yeah, and Chapter 8 of First Words is out now! :D But, uhhh... remember, I said in my last entry that they would be having some "bonding time" But, IT'S ADORABLE AND FLUFFY

This is a phone call
I'm making a noise here, pick me up
If you don't I'll send it straight to voicemail.

It could be important.
That was a joke, haha. Fat chance.
For the good of all of us, Go on and pick up your phone.

Well there's no sense crying over every missed call
They'll just keep on trying till you no longer stall
And the talking gets done
You no longer have to run
From the people who are still alive (?)

You're not even busy.
That's why it's so unclear right now
Why you think this call's so unimportant
Pick up the phone now
[ subject name here ]


Nice job showing everyone
You're much too busy for them
Now this ringtones over I must you adue
Maybe you'll get more because,
If the callers got through
Now you'll get more things done
and now things are more fun
With the people who are still alive

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC_8iJ…


I missed some lyrics (there's no video of them) Sorry ^^'
Sing it to the tune of 'Still Alive'

Portal GlaDOS RP Account

Journal Entry: Tue Jan 7, 2014, 6:36 PM



I'm thinking of making a GlaDOS RP account. It will be my first ever account used mainly for roleplaying and I was hoping I could get some advice and/or tips for when I make it. I've played Portal 2 enough times to have her character down, I'm just hoping for some support in this side account idea of mine.




:iconaqua-bplz::iconaqua-uplz::iconaqua-yplz::icontransparentplz::iconaqua-iplz::iconaqua-tplz::icontransparentplz::iconaqua-nplz::iconaqua-oplz::iconaqua-wplz:

YES!

The sexy GLaDOS ring is finally here! Buy it in a multitude of materials, such as sterling silver, steel, plated steel or plastic!
Full-color sandstone will be available tomorrow, however for most durability and fanciness I recommend steel and silver rings :)

Edit: I was informed by the team that color sandstone is quite brittle and is not really suitable for rings (especially for smaller-sized ones). Sorry for the inconvenience, however if I launch the colored ones and people wear them and break them even if I warned them - I will get complaints :( Not sure what to do at this stage... Any ideas?

------> shpws.me/3MGQ <-------

WOO! As an added bonus I will be featuring everyone who sends me a photo wearing the ring, so don't be shy and have fun with it! Together we can make it a very fun experience! ;)

GLaDOS ring by xQUATROx
  • Listening to: snow fall...
  • Reading: massive amounts of comments
  • Playing: with 3Ds MAX
  • Drinking: Energy drinkz
TO ANYONE WHO HASN'T BEATEN/PLAYED PORTAL 2 YET, LOOK AWAY.
Unless you don't care, then continue.





So, you know the ending song to Portal 2? When all the turrets where singing? Well, turns out it translates into this:

Dear beautiful, my beautiful darling!
My child, oh Chell! [pun: "oh heavens!"]
What a shame... (or "For I hold her in esteem")
What a shame.
Farewell to my dear!
My dear girl,
why do you not walk away?
Yes, away from Science,
My dear, my dear girl?
Ah, my beautiful!
Ah, my dear!
Ah, my dear!
Ah, my child!
Oh dear, my dear...

It is sung in Italian, I believe. That is what many people have translated it out to be. Very strange, don't you think?
Remember the overgrown potato? It said "By Chell" near it, if you zoomed in.

Perhaps Caroline (Later GLaDOS) had adopted Chell? Who knows. But all I know is, GLaDOS has to be her mother. It makes too much sense not to.