Movie Night (AvengersxReader)“Tony are you sure we should go the movies?” you asked cautiously. “I mean, you being a billionaire and all, we could have just watched something at your home theater.”Movie Night (AvengersxReader)21 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“Yeah but it’s not the same,” he huffed, buying the tickets for everybody.
Tonight was movie night with all the Avengers including Loki. Usually all of you just watch a random movie picked out from Stark’s huge movie library and just pop it in the DVD player, kicking back at the large couch. However tonight Tony insisted that everyone get off their lazy asses and head to a movie theater. Why? The man just liked to be unpredictable, you assumed.
Currently, everyone was on edge. Natasha seemed to be relaxed but you just knew that she was just waiting for Tony or someone else to do something stupid, thus ending the night as a disaster. Bruce was trying to keep to himself mostly by ignoring any fans that whispered about him when they passed by. He tried not to stand out. You k
Mutti's Birthday (2P!Germany x Mutti!Reader)_______________ woke up that morning. She looked to the right and saw that Lutz wasn’t there. She looked puzzled as she freshened up and went downstairs. The whole house was still. Too still…she sighed and went into the kitchen. There she was greeted to the most chaotic sight she’s seen this year…her whole kitchen was covered in smoke and flour. Tom was on the ground with a bowl of batter on his head. Franz and Gilbert were fighting something that oozing from the oven.Mutti's Birthday (2P!Germany x Mutti!Reader)21 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“It’s still growing!” cried Franz pounding it with a rolling pin.
“Keep beating it!” Gilbert was hitting it with a frying pan. Lutz was juggling eggs while trying to put them in the pan while and trying to avoid Tom, who managed to get up, grabbed some oven mitts and brought the pan to his Vati. Germania was in the corner looking on and then placed his head in his hands and sighed.
“What’s going on in here?!” they stopped and looked up.
.:According To Plan:. (Bertholdt Fubar x Reader)~.:According To Plan:. (Bertholdt Fubar x Reader)2 hours ago in Humor More Like This
To say things didn’t go according to plan would be an understatement. An incredibly tremendous understatement. The dark haired boy almost leapt out of his boots.
“(F-F/N)!! What are you doing here?!” He tried to justify his position in a skittish tone, only to be retorted by an answer that made sense.
“I live here, Bertholdt!” Why did such a retort make sense? Probably because the tall soldier stood in the girl’s closet. Holding her lacey white bra. Why? Well,for a number of reasons. Some even Bertholdt didn’t understand himself. It started with a round of bets at the mess hall.
Reiner was getting all up in Fubar’s business about his stupid little crush on no other than (F/N) (L/N). Ah yes. Naturally, the other boys joined in as well, horse faced Jean, Connie, even Jäger had to put in his two bits. The situation immediately unfolded into a complete betting w
Animelover1808 Commish- Clown and Detective, Ch. 2The Clown and the DetectiveAnimelover1808 Commish- Clown and Detective, Ch. 219 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter 2: The Laughs Keep Kicking In
By Aghori Shaivite, Commissioned by Animelover1808
The inside of a vast big top with bright colors and fantastical circus music seemed to swirl around Detective Yin. She was shocked to realized that she was naked, and her hands lifted to her breasts as she closed her inner thighs as tight as she could. She looked around the tent to see if there was an audience watching her. As spotlights moved around the circus, Yin realized she was alone.
Detective Yin turned around to see a jester outfit hanging on a chair beside a makeup table. The suit was lavender, its cap and shoes red, its bells silvery. Relief fell over the detective; now she could dress before anyone came into the big top and saw her. Yin approached the suit and picked up the lavender attire first. The material was nice and stretchy, covering her from her nimble feet and agile legs all the way
The Wonderful World of Tumblr (ItalyXReader)It's been a long day of papers, teachers, obnxious cliques, crowds, rude customers, and a boss who didn't know the meaning of 'Break Time.' Yes, you a twenty-two year-old college student was sick of life and people in general. Well, with the exception of your boyfriend. You came home to an empty apartment, forgetting momentarily about the cat, Pooki. Feeding Pooki, you sighed. Finally! You can relax and mindlessly wander the joys of the internet. Usually you would limit your time on your (Mac/PC/Windows laptop) so you could spend your free time with Feli, but he wouldn't be home until late with the rest of his ROTC buddies. Briefly, your mind wandered to Feli's friend and commanding officer, Ludwig. You hoped Luddy won't overwork him with drills.The Wonderful World of Tumblr (ItalyXReader)22 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Shaking your mind from that thought, you logged into your desktop and went to (Internet Explorer/Firefox/any other internet-surfing-program-you-people-use). Clicking on the thumbnail with the Tumblr logo in your toolbar, you logged in and bega
Hepi Berzdej!- Wszystkiego najlepszego! – usłyszała niesamowity krzyk, kiedy tylko zapaliła światło w tajemniczo ciemnym domu. Podskoczyła, wpadając na stojącego za nią Nathana.Hepi Berzdej!12 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Cały dzień w jej szkole było jakoś tak dziwnie cicho. Znaczy, każdy ze sobą rozmawiał normalnie, fakt, lecz nikt absolutnie nic nie wspomniał o urodzinach, które krawaciara obchodziła właśnie dzisiaj. Nawet piroman, który pilnował każdej najmniejszej daty z nią związaną (wczoraj dostała przypalonego, ale wyjątkowo ładnego kwiatka na Dzień Kobiet) nie powiedział absolutnie nic, zatem zignorowała owy fakt, zapewne rodzice pieką w domu wielki tort, jak to mieli w zwyczaju.
Standardowo została odprowadzona przez Nathana. Wyjątkowo dzisiaj był małomówny, dziwiło ją to. Coś się stało? Nie no, u
Supernatural x Reader Down South Flying Pt. 6So, I had a bit of writer's block, but I'm back! This one is short, but you get to kind of connect with Cas a little more. I hope you guys enjoy this one, I'll try and make more fluff fluff and more awesome. Just bear with meh, anyways here's the next chapter/part. Enjoy! ^U^Supernatural x Reader Down South Flying Pt. 620 hours ago in Humor More Like This
With Cas’ help, we got rid of all the vamps in the nest and any of the werewolves they were working with. Before we left New Orleans, Cas and I were in my motel room packing up some stuff. Dean and Sam had gone to a nearby bar to celebrate. “You don’t drink Cas?” I asked him while I began to fold some clothes. “No, not usually. Heh, although there was an occasion where I did get quite “wasted” as Dean put it.” Cas smiled at this memory. “Woah, how much you drink?” I was just curious to know, I mean you don’t hear a drunk angel story everyday now do you? “Well, if I remember correctly...a liquor store.” He looked at me a bit serious. My j
Awkward conclusionsWy walked though the hallway of her family’s home. As she walked past the bathroom, she heard an odd sound, almost like a yelp. As far as she could tell, it was her senior, Hutt River, who had made that sound. She pressed her ear against the door in hopes of hearing what was going on.Awkward conclusions10 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Ow, be more gentle!" She heard Hutt River yell. "It’s all your fault that this thing is stuck in me. You must learn how to control your urges."
Wy grinned. She and New Zealand had a bet running. Whoever could give Australia proof that Hutt River and Molossia were dating first, got a hundred bucks.
“Well, if you weren’t such a jackass, I wouldn’t have slipped up.” Molossia shouted. “Just hold still, this isn’t very much fun for me either.”
“Dammit! Don’t use your fingers, there’s a pair of tweezers right over there.”
“Ew, I use those tweezers!” Exclaimed Wy. “And how is it so small that Molossia can remov
What does the Fox PARODY-What does the phoenix sayHey guys!!! I decided to make a Ho-Oh spoof/parody of "What Does the Fox say" by Ylvis. First i decided to make a Lucario spoof but that didn't sound very well...So i made this with Ho-Oh!What does the Fox PARODY-What does the phoenix say7 hours ago in Humor More Like This
I hope u like it...For now i'm not on Youtube but you can sing it at home with the text!
And Dedenne squeak,
And the Phanpy then goes toot,
And Seel goes "ow ow ow!"
But there's one sound than noone knows...What does the phoenix say?"
What the phoenix say?
Moltres Moltres Moltres sucks,
Moltres Moltres Moltres sucks,
What does the phoenix say?
Ho-oh-oh-oh is the best,
Ho-oh-oh-oh is the best,
Ho-oh-oh-oh is the best,
What does the phoenix say?
Rainbow rainbow rainbow tylenol,
Rainbow rainbow rainbow tylenol,
What does the phoenix say?
Big red eyes,pointy beak,
Other ways to hurt Johnny Test part 6Skreecha- Welcome everyone! Gnut is not here to host the show at the moment, he's in an Anime convention so I'm hosting the show for today. Bzzzt, would you care to tell the good people who's next to hurt Johnny?Other ways to hurt Johnny Test part 66 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Bzzzt- ( smiles and nobs then takes out a piece of paper and reads it ) Bzzzt!
everyone was all confused with a cricket noise in the back ground.
Skreecha- Um, could someone translate what Bzzzt said please?
Clah- I got it. ( reads the paper ) it's Scorts turn!
Scort- Hmmf! Finally. ( get's up and walks away )
Skreecha- Good luck. ( smiles )
Scort- ( slightly blushes without Skreecha knowing ) I don't need any luck.
Skreecha- I know that he has a crush on someone. I know it. Who is it anyway? Clah?
Clah- Well I wouldn't say that.....
Meanwhile, at the Porkbelly paintball tournament.
Johnny- Wooohoooo!!! ( shoot's his paintball gun at everyone...before the game even started ) I rule!!!
Kid- Dude! I wasn't going to join the game and you paintballed me!!!!
Super Bladerssuper bladers chapter 1Super Bladers11 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Ryuga and Tsubasa have been best friends since kids they went to the same school together, it was one day that their friendship got so strong the two friends woke up with powers
"Why is it so hot in here" Tsubasa moan turning over. Ryuga snuggled "Lovely and warm" he smiled before snuggling into his bed. Tsubasa looked over at Ryuga "Hey wake up" he said nudging him.
Ryuga pulled the covers over him. Then Tsubasa smiled he touched Ryuga then water slapshed over him. "WHAT THE HELL" Ryuga screamed as he was all wet. Tsubasa looked at him "I dont know how" he said looking at his hand.
Ryuga looked "Maybe your sick" he said putting a hand on his fore head and then Tsubasa yelled "OW WHAT THE HELL RYUGA" he yelled. Ryuga looked "i dont know maybe its that curry i ate" he shouted.
Tsubasa looked "Its always the curry's fault" he said calmly. Ryuga looked out the window "hmm i wonder if i can cook breakfast then" he said as he went down stairs.
Tsubasa followed him "i
Muppet Sitter: SEASON 2!Episode 14: New BabyMuppet Sitter: SEASON 2!2 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“THERE’S A SNAKE UNDER THE FRIDGE!”
Abby Cane ran down to the kitchen of the canteen at the sound of Timothy Teeth’s terrified scream. When she went past the prop room, Blu Jay and Kermit were joining her in the run.
“Did you hear the scream?” she asked.
“Sure did. What happened?” Blu Jay asked his girlfriend.
It had been at least five months ever since their first date and now, according to Miss Piggy and one of her nieces, Bolinda, they were a Muppet Couple.
“I don’t know. I just heard him scream and I was upstairs helping Scooter move something,” Abby explained.
“I hope it’s one of our snakes, not a real snake. And if it is a real snake, I hope it’s not venomous!” Kermit exclaimed.
When the trio arrived to the kitchen, they saw the Electric Mayhem band, Miss Piggy, Delores, and a bunch of others.
Gonzo was armed with a chair and whip, which seemed a little silly;
the girl M
Man Down - Eren and LeviWhile cleaning the floor one hot summer day, which Eren Jaeger had been doing for what felt like hours (by orders from Captain Levi), the young member of the Survey Corps ran out of water. It didn't help that Eren was almost done cleaning the floor of the last room that he had been told to clean. It also didn't help that the captain had been by the many rooms he'd ordered his subordinate to clean, reminding him to make sure to have them all finished before dusk. Needless to say, Eren Jaeger was annoyed at everybody and everything on that particular day during the summer.Man Down - Eren and Levi3 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Eren wiped the sweat starting to bead on his forehead with the back of his hand, debating on if he should get the last bit of water he would need to finish the last room or just not finish the room on purpose just to piss of his commanding officer. As much as it would please the young Survey Corps member to see the captain pissed off, he honestly didn't want to be on the receiving end of that attitude. Especially seein
Rewarded as a Traitor DeservesRewarded as a Traitor Deserves4 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Raven of the Teen Titans scowled as she blasted her dark magic toward her opponent. That opponent was none other than Terra, who had joined the Teen Titans before being revealed as a spy for their archenemy Slade and betrayed them all. Ever since then, the normaly emotionless Raven burned with the desire to inflict some justice on the devious blonde. Now locked in combat in the middle of a lake, the two fierce rivals went at it with all the power they had, with Terra controlling the earth and attempting to crush Raven with it as she dodged the superheroine's magic blasts.
"You can't win, Raven!" Terra sneered, "You see this suit?" The suit in question that Terra was wearing was one with an armored breastplade, special gloves and boots, and bandages wrapped all around her body. "This suit gives me double the power I usually have! And now I can control it perfectly!"
These cocky taunts forced Raven to struggle hard in keeping her own emotionally-driven powers in check,
Zut's advice. Episode 1.In a game show stage were an audience of humans and gremlins were cheering as Bzzzt and Gnut were rolling the camera's.Zut's advice. Episode 1.3 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Skreecha- It's time for Zut's advice!!! With your special Host, Zut!
Audience- ( cheers as Zut takes the stage. )
Zut- ( smiles as he chuckles ) Thank you. Your all awkward to watch.
Audience- ( stops cheering )
Zut- Okay, now here's advice on how to preform voodoo. Now usually, people go with the traditional voodoo doll. ( holds out a Larv'e doll )
Larv'e- Hey!!! ( walks into the stage ) So your the reason why I was dancing in a tutu affront of my buggy children! I nearly squashed a spiders egg sack you jerk!
Zut- True but you do look cute in a pink dress.
Zut- ( Pulls a lever and a trap door was open under Larv'e ) Bye, bye.
Larv'e- ( falls ) AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Zut- Now that bug's off the wind shield. Let's get back to the main subject. Like I said, you can go with the old doll thing but what if your bad with knitting or have a fear of nee
sunken ship exploration (coco) part 6looking around in the bridge, coco swam to one of the seats only to find a decomposing corpse which made her jump "uble!" she let out some bubbles. tawna then went up to coco and saw the corpse "poor person" she thought giving the regulator to coco for her to take a breath. whilst coco was breathing through the regulator, she spotted a key in one of the body's hands. giving the regulator back to tawna who then went back to searching, she slowly grabbed the key from the hand. coco then searched high and low in the bridge to see where the key went to, after searching for awhile, she saw this wooden box on one of the shelves, she picked it up and saw a keyhole on the front and inserted the key into the lock. when she opened it, coco saw that inside was a crystal, with eyes wide open, she grabbed the crystal and went to tawna. coco tapped tawna on the shoulder who then looked at what she was holding, tawna's eyes also widened giving coco a thumbs up. however the door they came through suddsunken ship exploration (coco) part 69 hours ago in Humor More Like This
W 80 dni dookola Hetalii IIUwaga widzowie, tłumaczenie niebetowane, beta ma życie i te sprawy, więc tylko Łord kochany mi posłużył swoim sprawdzaniem gramatyki, przecinków i innych farfocli. Jak będą jakieś błedy to krzyczeć ;u;W 80 dni dookola Hetalii II11 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Kiku wziął bagaże i umiejscowił je w powozie. Rozejrzał się, by poszukać Arthura.
Pracownia nie, sypialnia, nie.. Wanna?
Kirkland stał w wannie bez wody, kompletnie ubrany, wyraźnie nad czymś rozmyślając.
- Panie Kirkland, jesteśmy już spakowani i gotowi do wyjazdu.
Arthur tylko uśmiechnął się i usiadł w swojej nietypowej kryjówce.
- Passepartout, pozwól mi o coś spytać. – Wskazał na zapraszająco na wannę. Kiku umiejscowił się w niej niepewnie.
- Jak myślisz, czy powinienem był przyjąć ten zakład?
Honda spojrzał się na niego z
End Times Retrospective Part XIVAh, we've reached the Sun King of retrospectives!End Times Retrospective Part XIV19 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter Ten: The Finest Hour
It was a bizarre formation, General Stone noted. Planes carrying the roundels of the RAF, the USAF, the Luftwaffe, the PLAAF (Fun fact - all arms of the Chinese military are part of the Peoples Liberation Army - which gives their maritime forces the rather hilarious acronym of PLAN), the French and Russian Air Forces, the RAAF and RCAF but no RNZAF, because New Zealand sold their air force for some ineffective LAVs – that was just to name a few – all soared together in a single, steel-metal cloud.
All sorts of planes were flown, from antiques like Egypt's F-4 Phantom II's all retired since I read this, which is understandable given that they were introduced before the Vietnam War to cutting edge masterpieces like the USAF F-22 Raptor, to oddities like the British GR.9 Harrier. No F-35s, though.
This, of course, was a mere technicality.
The simple, fun
EW: Friends or not so friends forever, a EW fanficEW: Friends or not so friends forever, A EW fanfiction.EW: Friends or not so friends forever, a EW fanfic22 hours ago in Humor More Like This
NOTE: This is sortof like a theroy story. Fun deads flashback was very interesting, and, so I made this. if its bad, i apologize. Also, To T.r, sorry. I changed the title. Requested by a good friend AB, and, i hope you enjoy. -Axi
Prolouge: Moving in. (Toms side of the story)
I always really was a loner anyways.
if for some reason you don't know me, (HOW DARE YOU D:
Show and Don't Tell! FOP storyA/N: Okay everyone! This is my first FOP fan fiction! It came to my mind while watching a funny Car commercial and cleaning up at the same time. It was totally random, but it's here so enjoy and review!Show and Don't Tell! FOP story23 hours ago in Humor More Like This
~Chapter 1. ~
It was a sunny, quiet day in Dimmsdale when-
A shrill scream of frustration sounded through the atmosphere, belonging to a frantic and slightly manic looking Tammy Turner as she ran all around her room, throwing various items everywhere, crossing the hallway, and into her fraternal twin Tommy's room.
Without permission or remorse of course.
"Hey!" Tommy shouted angrily, "This is my room! You can't just barge into my turf!"
Tammy ignored her brother's scold as she continued to throw his stuff out of his closet at a fast pace murmuring to herself.
"This can't be happening…This can't be happening! IT CAN'T!"
"What's your problem now? Among all the others that usually make no sense
Naruto part 7NarukoNaruto part 71 day ago in Humor More Like This
none of the naruto characters belong to me
this story contains femnaruto
Me and naruto were walking home then the same man I saw
early appeared. His eye's met Naruto's. Naruto was trembling...
"N-no way..."Breathed Naruto
"Ah hello my little kitten, I haven't seen in forever"
I saw the tears well up in Naruto's eyes
Now back to Naruko:
"Naruto are you alright, who is this guy?" said Sasuke
"It's no one let's go...."Naruto's voice trailed off when she spoke.
"No one, huh? That's a little rude, your not going to tell your little boyfriend who I am?" The man said.
"He's not my boyfriend, just leave us alone Sai"
'His name is Sai huh? that sounds familar...'thought Sasuke
Sai walked over to Naruto, giving her a sly look.
"Naruko you don't have to be so rude, but that is what makes you so attractive" he said with a smirk.
"Sai this conversation is over leave me alone!" With that Naruto grabbed my hand and we started to walk away. I looked back at Sai, he looked at me and m
Teen Wolf oc: chapter oneFollowing that day in the forest, Zander brought Alex to his pack's safe-house. When he arrive with the young werewolf still sleeping, his pack came out of the loft, since they sensed their alpha. When they saw the teen, a girl stepped forward, and asked, "another one? I thought you were done biting people." Zander rolled his eyes at her and replied, "for your information, he's a born werewolf, he wasn't bitten." The girl crossed her arms, and sighed. "He will be staying here as part of my pack, now get over it," Zander told her. The girl uncrossed her arms, and replied, "fine, but at least tell us his name?" Zander glanced down at Alex, and said, "his name is Alex."Teen Wolf oc: chapter one1 day ago in Humor More Like This
As the sunrise rose, Alex's emerald green eyes slowly opened with it. He slowly sat up and stretched, with a yawn. As he settled a little, Alex took a look around, and noticed his surroundings were a bit different. He perked up more, until he remember Zander, and all that happened to him last night. With a sigh, Alex slowl