Do it. Cheat. -Loki x ReaderDo it. Cheat. -Loki x Reader11 hours ago in Humor More Like This
It never really crossed your mind.
True you were tempted, albeit too much, but you managed.
But after taking one look at him made you want to do it.
‘You can’t _____! It’s wrong!’ Your Jiminy Cricket voice screamed.
You replied, “I don’t give a crap anymore! It’s the only thing left to do” With your index finger you beckoned him over. The Asguardian leisurely made his way over to you. He put his slender hand on the table you were sitting at and said, “Do you have an answer for me yet?”
You gulped. ‘This is it. There is no turning back’ You looked up at his beautiful emerald eyes. “I have decided…. No”
He pulled away shocked, “No? What do you mean no?!”
You grinned as you stood up from your chair. “No. I don’t want to cheat”
“Are you serious? I did this for you!”
You laughed, “Loki honestly if I wanted to cheat on my exa
Supernatural: Baby Cas and the Tickle Monster"Get back down here!"Supernatural: Baby Cas and the Tickle Monster18 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"NO! Put that d--"
A giggly ball of feathered energy zoomed around the bunker, zapping in and out of rooms to end up on either a shelf or a table. Sam and Dean Winchester were running around uselessly, flapping their arms, trying to grab their infant Castiel. In case you're wondering... It was a hunt. Something went wrong. This was only temporary.
Dean plopped onto the couch, pure exhaustion etched onto his face. Sam was still running after the elusive baby angel. As Dean sat there, he wondered what the hell happened to Cas that turned him from that to a stoic, emotionless angel of the Lord.
Meanwhile, Sam thought he had Cas trapped in a corner of the kitchen. But the toddler was still smiling away. Sam took cautious movements closer to Cas and he wrapped his hands around him finally, but the angel decided to teleport just then. Sam was in the kitchen one moment, and then standing precariously on a stair railing on the upp
11thDoctorXreader: You Think You're Everything"Unbelievable." A whisper escaped your lips as your eyes focused on the inanimate object ahead of you, about 20 metres away across the field behind your house.11thDoctorXreader: You Think You're Everything16 hours ago in Humor More Like This
You ran downstairs as fast as you could, grabbing your coat and throwing on a pair of boots as you practically threw yourself out the back door, standing at the fence bordering the field as you waited, anxiously flicking your nails.
Within seconds, a figure appeared from the blue glowing box and paused, seeing you standing there watching, and just visible in the darkness, smiled.
Your expression was blank as your eyes watered. This was too much.
"Hello!" The Doctor beamed, running over as he waved his hands excitedly.
Your less-than-murmured response was enough to stop him being so happy.
"(Y/n)..." He walked a little quicker, stopping in front of the fence as he peered into your eyes.
You turned away, moving your hands off the fence when he went to hold them.
"What-" He began, his expression a little lost.
You folded your arms.
HangoverRiver wakes up with the worst hangover of her life. What exactly happened last night?Hangover18 hours ago in Humor More Like This
River blinked open her eyes and looked around. She groaned and pushed herself up, resting on her forearms, head pounding and body sore.
She was sprawled on the Doctor's four poster dark mahogany bed, a mess of TARDIS blue sheets covering her from just above her knees to midway up her back. The thick duvet was under her, rumpled and pulled halfway off the bed. River flopped back onto her stomach and tried wracking her memory as to why she was in her current state. Nothing. She groaned again and rolled on her back. She looked at her hands, noticing faint purple bruises round her wrists. A hand searching under her pillow gave her that answer. Handcuffs.
River pulled off the sheets. Similar bruises were speckled on her waist and hips and a nice bloody cut blossomed on her ribs. She ran her hand over it and winced. Yes, she remembered that. She
Ever Ending Days in Military -- Chapter 1Ever Ending Days in Military -- Chapter 121 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Title : Ever Ending Days in Military
Author : rottencaramel
Series : Shingeki no Kyojin / Attack on Titan
Pairing : Various x Reader. Since you're part of the squad, girl, you've got everyone to play around with!
Summery : Just you and your 'Yahoo!' sneezing fit, surviving through noisy military training days.
*There's minor spoiler!*
----- CHAPTER 1 ; INITIATION DAY -----
Instructor Keith Shadis. You had just met him today, yet you were fully aware of the fact that he was someone rather not to fool around with.
"STATE YOUR NAME, DIPSHIT! MAKE IT LOUD SO I HEAR YOU!"
you gulped before managed to threw your best salute.
"[First] [Last], sir! Hailing from Trost."
Yelling at the top of your lung, you were mentally hoping he would be satisfied and just left you be. But what would you expected for him of all people? After all, he was the former commander of the Recon Corps.
"Sure enough. You look like yesterday'
My version of others Mario characters in SMT styleI decide to tell my own version of the characters that :iconcoconutstevio92: had didn't make it appearance yet.My version of others Mario characters in SMT style22 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Wario: I know, Steven already have made his introduction in Super Mario toons, but I just don't like the Were-Wario idea. I think it's a bit weird for Mario to having two personalities. So here my version.
Wario is a big fat plumber, who don't even care about his weight and eat all greasy food, such as hamburgers, hot-dogs or any fast-food stuff. He's somewhat dumb, but not as dumb as Mario is. He loves to beat up people for his own amusement, even Mario, but Mario doesn't seems to feel any pain or suffering. Above all, don't even gave any food to Wario that related to beans (like chili con carne or any tex-mex food like burritos) his farts are explosives and smelly!!!
Waluigi: Waluigi is the brother of Wario. More intelligent than his brother, this skinny plumber prefer to eat salads and fresh vegetables instead eating the awful thi
Just Random Shit- JRS 2Me: *eats pancakes*Just Random Shit- JRS 26 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Lolgirl: *eats cake*
Red: *Watching Yu-Gi-Oh*
HuskyLox: *making out*
Wolf: Hey HuskyLox, get a room
Husky: Well, you don't mind SetoSolace making out!
Wolf: SetoSolace making out? *Turns around*
Lolgirl: How did I not notice
Me: *takes picture* hehehe *Nosebleed*
Red: XD WTF Joycelyn!
Me: *Wipes blood all over Red*
Red: HEY BITCH, DON'T DO DIS!!
The Avengers - Stony Arbor Day SpecialThe Avengers - Stony Arbor Day Special15 hours ago in Humor More Like This
A/N. this fic was a dare one of my friends throw me, after I asked her for inspiration for Valentine's Day fic. she told me that if I'm going to write about V-day, which is a stupid holiday, she demands an Arbor day fic. so, HA! challenge completed!
A/N.2 Arbor day is on Friday, but I'm leaving on Friday, so posted it today. today is Earth day. yay Earth!!
"Just a second."
"Steve, come on, you don't have to dig that deep!"
Tony whined and impatiently stomped his foot. Why did his boyfriend had to be such a freaking boy scout? It was Arbor day and Steve dragged the whole team into the park, so they all could plant some trees. To be honest, Tony didn't mind. He just didn't expect that it would take freaking forever.
Taking his time, Steve gently placed the seed in the hole, and even gentler started to cover it with earth. Tony huffed through his nose, considering taking the trowel from him and finish it on his own. Before he could realize his plan, Steve pa
Hetalia memeHETALIA MEME THING!Hetalia meme9 hours ago in Humor More Like This
-Name nine random Hetalia characters:
Now for the fun part (I picked random numbers without seeing the original list):
- 1 and 4 go on a date
America and Romania go on a date…. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- You see 2 shirtless
Now that I don’t mind… IGGY! LUV U!
- You eat dinner with 9
Eating dinner with Germany… not bad ^^
- 6 and 3 get in a fight
Austria and Sweden get into a fight…. OVER WHAT!?
- 7 and 9 get drunk
Hungary and Germany get drunk….. o.e
- 5 and 8 invite you over for a sleep over
Finland and Prussia invite you over for a sleep over…. Hehe I can hit Prussia in the face with a pillow! >:3
- You cook with 3
Cooking with Sweden…. Ok
- You fight with 4
Fight with Romania….. crap I am screwed
- You get run over by 7
I get run over by Hungary….. dammit
- You keep 1 as a pet
Keep America as a pet….
Collectibles Are Fun: Collection 2Collection TwoCollectibles Are Fun: Collection 210 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Collectibles Are Fun #4
Hope was used to coming off second best in the popularity stakes. After all, he was up against some pretty stiff competition:
• Lightning was pretty much the poster girl of the Guardian Corps. Recruitment was up 50% with an increase of 75% in the number of young women wanting to join. However, the Guardian Corps had yet to introduce pants for their female members –much to Lightning’s disgust (and Fang’s secret delight).
• Serah was not only cool by association but also because she happened to be a badass schoolteacher who could shoot a bow and swing a sword. She also had the elementary school demographic firmly in hand (along with the teacher-con demographic too… but Hope preferred not to think about that, although it did make him wonder about Snow).
• Snow was a hit with the ladies: tall, blonde, and built. He was also warm, friendly, and he had the whole “rebel” thing going on. The only
OC Meme*Copy this into your Meme..OC Meme14 hours ago in Humor More Like This
-Choose 10 of your OC's
-Answer the questions
-Then tag 3 people
1.) 3, 7, 4, and 9 go ice skating. What happens?
Shiro: *skating on the ice normally* ....
Arthur: Mate... This is easy! *falls down again* ...Sort of
Valerian: Get me off right now! I don't have time for childish games! Myles! Myles come here right now!
2.) Its Christmas!!! 5 throws a christmas party and invites three people of choice. Who does he/she invite? What happens?
Estavan: Well, My family of course! We'll have a nice party!
Shoku: ... *groans a little*
3.) 6 catches 2 dancing/singing to the 'spice girls'. What's 6's reaction?
Terry: If ya wanna be my lover~ You gotta get with my friends!~ *singing and dancing*
Mara: Hahahaha! Hey let me join! *runs up and joins Terry*
4.) 1 and 10 are stuck in a janitor'
Let it Go (Google Translate)The bright white snow on the mountain tonightLet it Go (Google Translate)18 hours ago in Humor More Like This
No evidence to prove
A kingdom of isolation,
And it seems that I am the queen.
The howling of the wind as it swirls through the storm
I could not do, God knows I've tried
Do not let ' em , do not let them see you
Being the good girl should always be
Hide feel , do not let them know
Well, now you know
Let him go , let go
Inability to maintain more
Let him go , let go
Turn away and close the door
What they say
The storm was raging ,
The cold does not bother me anyway
It ' s funny how a certain distance
There is little SCCM
And the fear that, once checked my
You can not put it all together
It 's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break
No right , there is nothing wrong, there's no rule for me
Let him go , let go
I am one with the wind and the sky
Let him go , let go
I see no cry
Here I am
And here I'll stay
Let the fury of the storm
Discarding my energy through the air to the ground
My soul is frozen in fract
The World Conference 1) England entered the world conference later than usual, and expecting a heavy lecturing from Germany he decided to make himself an excuse. He was going to blame Scotland. Armed with a rabbits foot in his pocket, a religious symbol around his neck and a pretty decent excuse (or so he thought), he marched into the conference room with head held high.The World Conference 1)1 day ago in Humor More Like This
He froze, the doors swung shut behind him. The room was practically empty.
"Where is everyone?" His thick eyebrows frowning.
"Dude! I thought they were with you." America scratched his sandy blonde hair "I thought it was some pretty lame party you were having with me not being invited"
England glanced at the black board. Americas terrible drawings scrawled in bold chalk.
He could decipher a white flag, a pair of insultingly large eyebrows and a ponytail. Or was it a scarf?
"Better rub those off before Russia arrives. I'm sure you'd rather not have to fork out for a new board....or wall."
"Wow man. You seriously don't have an eye
The Eurovision Losers' ClubIt was the year 1992, Finland sat alone in a toilet cubicle, sobbing in despair at his humiliation. He buried his head in his hands as the dreaded words replayed themselves over and over.The Eurovision Losers' Club6 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Nul points, nul points, nul points..."
"Why?! Why me?!" He screamed, slamming his fist into the wall. He knew that the others would try to comfort him by saying it was all 'just a song contest', but the fact was that he couldn't stand the shame any longer. Ever since 1961, fate (and his neighbours) had been cruel to him by making him place badly nearly each year. It wasn't fair either that Norway had joined around the same time as him, yet he'd already won once.
The ultimate under-achiever of Eurovision was what they called him, and it would take a miracle for him to ever win.
He forced himself to stand and tore a piece of toilet paper to wipe his behind, before leaving his cubicle to go the sink. He turned on the tap and eyed his reflection in the mirror, glimpsing the figure of Sweden standi
Prussia x readerPrussia x Reader: Searching for someone awesome.Prussia x reader2 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Gilbert sighed and glanced over at his two best friends: Antonio and Francis. The two were chatting with two lovely girls whilst Gilbert sat at the bar; bored beyond imagination. The German was normally adored by the ladies, but lately it seemed as if his charm had faded. The girls ignored him rather than falling head over heels for him. Gilbert thought of his best friend _____, she had been joking around a lot about Gilbert’s lack of girls staying over recently. Gilbert couldn’t get mad at her though, she was way too precious to him. He loved everything about her; her humor, smile and laugh. He hated to admit it but Gilbert did develop a crush on the (h/c)-haired girl, he wouldn’t dare to speak of it with his mates so he kept it a secret. He hated when other nations flirted with the young woman; his heart breaking apart every time it happened. Francis and Antonio had noticed the weird behavior of his friend lately and
Through his eyes chapter 24 weeks laterThrough his eyes chapter 211 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Morty: You ok rick?
Rick: I'm o-(vomits)
Morty: (Notices that Rick is having morning sickness)
Morty: Are you having morning sickness?
Rick: Yes i am. Oh god now my stomach hurts
Morty: Why don't you lie down while I'll get you some water and crackers
Rick: Ok then
Morty: (hears a knock on the door) Hello?
Jessica: Oh hey Morty there's something i have to tell you
Morty: Well what is it?
Jessica: I'm pregnant
Jessica: Some boy band member knocked me up
Morty: Which one?
Jessica: One Direction
Morty: One of One Direction knocked you up? Well excuse me I'm a little shocked here!
Jessica: Well i think you're going to have to deal with it!
Morty: I don't have to deal with it because I'm you're boyfriend remember?
Jessica: It's not like I'm asking you to fix my iPod. (leaves the house)
Morty: Jessica wait!
Morty: I'm happy for you
Jessica: Thanks Mort
Rick: (grabs some crackers and eats them while reading a
Mai in Wonderland - Chapter 7Chapter 7: Cheshire MarikMai in Wonderland - Chapter 717 hours ago in Humor More Like This
In a huge forest, there were colored trees that had various grey signs posted on them, which were pointing in many directions like the arrows on a compass. There were two more signs of the same color posted on patches of grass as Mai was walking on a pink-colored dirt path.
“Hmmm… now let’s see,” she said as she looked at the signs that were written “UP”, “YONDER”, “GO BACK”, “THIS WAY”, “THAT WAY”, and whatever else that had to do with the directions anyone wanted to go in big black letters. She had to make a big decision, and she hoped that the path she would pick may lead her to the White Rabbit… that is, if she would be able to choose the right one.
“I wonder which way I have to go…,” she said, walking past by the red tree. Just then, she heard a singing voice echoing throughout the woods and looked around in surprise to see flash
Iceland x Yoh x Norway: Sibling Quarrel (Drabble)“I refuse!”Iceland x Yoh x Norway: Sibling Quarrel (Drabble)17 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“You lost the bet so you have to do it.”
“I don’t have to do it if I don’t want to, and I refuse!”
“No! I won’t do it!”
That was the first thing I heard when I stepped into the house after having been at the mall with a couple of friends. It sounded like it came from the direction of the kitchen, and it sounded a lot like my brothers too.
‘Hm.. Must be having one of their useless quarrels again, I think I’ll just ignore them.’ I thought as I passed the kitchen.
“I’ll tell Yoh on you...~”
‘Now that sounded interesting~’ I stepped into the kitchen. “Tell me what?”
Both of them turned to me, one of them beet red in the face, but if it was from anger or embarrassment I couldn’t tell.
“Oh, you’re back, Yoh.”
I rested my fist on my hip and shifted my weight to my left foot in a rebellious motion. “Yeah, I am , no
Iceland x Yoh: Sweet Root (Drabble)I sat in front of my laptop in my room, surfing the web and watching some animé with a newly-bought bag of licorice beside me. As I was watching a particularly interesting part of the episode I grabbed a handful of the sweet candy and tossed the candy into my mouth. I was so absorbed by the episode that I didn’t notice someone creeping up behind me. They reached for my bag of candy and was just about to grab some…Iceland x Yoh: Sweet Root (Drabble)17 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“This is my licorice. Get your own.”
“Why didn’t you buy me any when you were down at the store?”
“Because you didn’t ask.”
“And you’re cold.”
The both of us had a small staredown before he relented and looked to the side in embarrassment, with his cheeks tinted a faint hue of red. I smirked at my small victory before hiding my bag of licorice in one of my desk drawers. Standing up I picked up my headphones and cellphone, left my room without a w