Avengers Group Texts (Avengers X Reader)New group chat, starting now! -TSAvengers Group Texts (Avengers X Reader)7 months ago in Humor More Like This
Come on, don't be a sore loser Nat! -CB
I'm in -(Y/I)
I'll join too I guess -BB
Another one joins the club! -TS
You sang that as another one bites the dust didn't you? -(Y/I)
You know me so well -TS
I SHALL JOIN THIS GROUP OF TEXTS! -TO
Of course you use all caps. XD -SR
You should talk Cap -TS
V_V whatever Tony. -SR
OMG! Who taught Cap about emotes? -CB
(Name) and I did -NR
She lives! -TS
Hey Nat! ^_^ -(Y/I)
Hey (Nickname) -NR
Oh! So she get the emotes but not me? -CB
Thor hun, don't forget to space -(Y/I)
Because you called Thor hun -BB
Cap no -CB
So what? I call Natasha babe -(Y/I)
T.T - CB
ATTRACTED TO MAIDENS!? -TO
No, it's just an inside joke between Nat and I -(Y/I)
So no super hot girl on girl make out sessions? D: -TS
((20 minutes later)
AmericaxReader - April FoolsAmericaxReader - April Fools1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Theres a spider in the bath. Normally youre not afraid of spiders, but its a HUGE spider. You scream and run out of the bathroom, Oh my god! AlfredAlfredAlfredAlfredAlfreeeeed!!!
What? he asks.
Spider! Huge spider in the bath! I dont care what you do, just kill it! you yell, running behind him and pushing him towards the door.
He calmly walks into the bathroom and comes back out with his hands cupped, Kay, Ive got it. Open the window.
You run over and push the window open and he approaches you. Suddenly he throws his hands out towards you, launching the spider and making it land on your chest. You scream and freak out, patting yourself down until you pause and look at your feet. There, by your toes, is the spider, upside down with made in china written on the bottom.
You growl and throw yourself at Alfred, hitting him on the arm repeatedly, ALFRED! What the hell, man?! God, I hate you,
[Neko!2p!Japan X Reader] She's my Owner."Meow."[Neko!2p!Japan X Reader] She's my Owner.1 year ago in Humor More Like This
You turned to your cat, Kuro. He had been following you non-stop ever since you brought him home with you. You stared. He stared back. "(name). What are you doing?" Luzifer walking into the room, Beer and Coffee in hand.
"Kuro won't leave me alone." You said, taking the Coffee from his hand and take a sip. "Maybe he just likes you. It's a natural thing for cats."
"I found my underwear in his basket. He stole my clothes and I had to chase him around the house just to get it back. He constantly pestered me to pay attention to him. He purposely broke his own toy just so He could follow me to the market. You call that NORMAL?" You asked,glaring at your cat.
"...He just likes you." Luzifer chuckled, petting the cat. "Stalker-cat wise." You growled, going back to your Reader-insert. "Meow." Kuro placed a paw on your leg, Giving you that kitty look which always worked on everyone. Well, Not today...
"Kuro, Stop that. You're creeping me out."
Kuro hissed at you and jumped on the table,
Avengers Group Texts 2 (Avengers X Reader)Avengers Group Texts 2 (Avengers X Reader)6 months ago in Humor More Like This
Why is (Name) crying? -TS
She's crying? -NR
Well now she's ripping Cap a new one -TS
I'll be there in 20 -NR
Hurry, she's eating Thor's poptarts -TS
WHY MUST YOU HURT ME SO? -TO
BECAUSE I CAN! -(Y/I)
THOSE MORTAL DELICACIES WERE MY PROPERTY! -TO
WELL I ATE EVERY SINGLE POPTART IN THE CUPBOARD! KISS MY MORTAL ASS! -(Y/I)
YOU MUST BE ILL.... -TO
What the hell is wrong with (Name)? -CB
She's on her period -BB
How would you know that? -CB
Natasha told me -BB
How do we fix it? -CB
You can't fix it -BB
WHAT IF WE GET INFECTED! I HAVE TO KILL HER! -CB
We can't get infected. It's a girl thing Clint. And no, let's not kill her -BB
Clint, Natasha will kill you if you touch her -BB
Clint can't come to the phone right now -NR
Thor, I'm sorry I ate your poptarts and then stained your cape with bleach -(Y/I)
Bruce, I'm sorry I made the Hulk come out so he could help me move the TV -(Y/I)
Finland's Little GirlNordics x Little!ReaderFinland's Little Girl2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Finland's Little Girl
Sweden closed the newspaper and folded it, he carefully set it aside before standing up and making his way towards the front door. As he did, he was watched by three pairs of eyes.
"Huh. I wonder what Finland's yelling about now?" asked Iceland. Norway shrugged and glared at Denmark.
"Hey, I didn't do anything Norgie!" Pleaded Denmark; throwing his hands up in the air. Norway tugged on Denmark's tie.
"Call me that again and I will strangle you." He tugged harder on Denmark's tie to emphasise his point. Denmark only shrugged.
"Come on Norgie! Just chill will you? Don't get your panties in a twi--" He was cut off by Norway strangling him with his tie. Iceland sighed before standing up and exiting the living room.
"You'd think that he would stop wearing ties after being strangled by them so much.." he muttered under his breath. He left the two on their own and headed to where Sweden and Finland were. Iceland saw th
Italy Brothers x Child!Reader - Just like...*SLAM*Italy Brothers x Child!Reader - Just like...1 year ago in Humor More Like This
“I swear, this time it’s not my fault!”
Lovino and Feliciano whipped their heads towards the doorway to see Arthur panting and cradled in his other hand was a little girl with short, cropped (h/c) hair and glistening (e/c) eyes filled with tears.
“What is the meaning of this?!” Lovino bellowed which made the little girl wail loudly, clearly afraid of the Italian man’s sudden outburst. Arthur pats the girl’s back and tried to calm her down. He scowled at Lovino. “Look at what you’ve done to (name)! She’s now scared of you, you twat and that’s not going to help at all!”
Lovino and Feliciano were surprised at what they just heard. (Name)?
When (name) calmed down, Arthur sets her down on the floor momentarily. “Now, to further explain this…allow me to relay what have really happened” after he has swatted some dust off his green military uniform, he picks up (name) from the floor and hel
Jealous!EnglandXReaderXNeko!France"Aww, aren't you just the cutest thing?"Jealous!EnglandXReaderXNeko!France1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Arthur Kirkland watched you snuggle with the cat, green eyes narrowed. He could see why'd you dubbed it as FranceCat; after all, that cat was a fluff ball, just like Francis's "sexy" hair and, also very much like France, this cat seemed more than happy to cuddle near some.....Intimate areas.
To anyone else, it would have been rather amusing to see the Brit's face turn bright red as glowered at the smug, fluffy cat. Arthur, however, was less than amused. "You really are cute!" You cooed, scratching the cat's ears and ignoring your boyfriend's silent hissy fit. "Why don't you sleep with me tonight?"
Arthur's eye twitched. That was it. This cat could mock him, even hog his girlfriend on a day Arthur planned to spend with you, but to take his place in your bed, the one place he had to look forward to at this point?
That. Bloody. Cat's. Gone. Too. Far.
The cat had to go, Arthur knew that much. He then had an idea. "____?" He ad
French Stereotypes..French Stereotypes..1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"Francis, is it true french people drink wine like water?"
The blond haired french-man looked over at his friend (your name), and a smile appeared on his face.
"Well I love za wine~" he laughed. "But non. It's not drunk like water-"
"Is is true french wash less often than others?"
He nearly screamed. Well he did, just in a non-many way.
"Zat is not true (your name)! I love to be clean!" he flipped his hair with a wink, making (your name) smrik and turn back into her seat.
"What are you doing anyway?" Francis peered over his friends shoulder to see 'French Stereotypes' on the screen. He didn't seem to happy about it.
"(Your name) don't tell me your-"
"Is it true french people are rude and racist?"
"NON!" Francis shouted, a little more angry than girly this time.
"Well is it true french always eat frogs all the time?"
Francis sighed, and just answered the questions.
"Zat is not true either."
(Your name) sighed, and began to tap her fingers along the desk. To Francis, he thought it was pr
~Not Again!~ Drunk!EnglandXReader~Not Again!~ Drunk!EnglandXReader11 months ago in Humor More Like This
There you were, reclining in your living room with an episode of your favorite show and a bag of chips. A typically boring Friday night. You were feeling exhausted from exams, and you decided to spend the night in, rather than going out with your friends. Plus Arthur was in the group, and heaven knows you were done with going out in anticipation of a good time, only to end up babysitting your british friend and making sure neither of you died in the process.
Sure, you loved the guy, but his drinking habits were ridiculous. You've never seen anyone deteriorate into an emotional wreck after one shot like Arthur did. One second he was holding an intelligent conversation, and the next he was starting fights and confessing his apparent undying love for you. You've never mentioned the last part to him.
Well, you weren't going to think about that now. This was the first weekend in months where you weren't being dragged out to some party by Alfred or persuaded into some crazy antic by Gilbert
Awesome TrioxReader: The Most Awesome Friends EverAwesome TrioxReader: The Most Awesome Friends Ever2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Stupid Italian bastard," you muttered as you took your anger out on the hard-water build-up on the shower head.
Two days ago, your boyfriend of a little over eight months broke up with you. And then announced he was going back to Italy. Without so much as a warning or anything. The foul-mouthed Italian said that he had been considering it for over a month. A month! Don't you think that's something you should mention to the girl you've been dating for over eight months? He didn't think so apparently. Ugh, and that's not even the worse part. As you felt your anger rising again, you threw the scrub brush into the bottom of the tub and plopped down on the edge. The worse part was when he said he was going back to try and work things out with his ex-girlfriend, and that being with you made him realize just how much he loved and missed her. Talk about a real confidence booster, right? Actually, there wasn't a lot of confidence boosting in your relationship, so you really shouldn't be surpri
APH | I Run More Laps! [Germany x Child! Reader]APH | I Run More Laps! [Germany x Child! Reader]1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Germany x Child!Reader - I Run More Laps!
Hullo everyone, just getting rid of my writers block so I could carry on c:
I thought of this while I was reading a fan fiction XD. The link to her page is in the description, you should watch her c:
I hate grammar/spelling errors, if you find one then please tell me.
You felt someone poke your cheek. You groaned and turned around in your bed but the poking won't stop and it doesn't look tired from poking your sleeping form.
"5 more minutes..." you groaned out.
Then he started to nudge you and whimpered. You sat up and rubbed your eyes cutely. You saw your uncle Italy by your bed and your heard your daddy's, Germany, footsteps go upstairs.
"Ve... _____ can I please hide under your bed?" Italy freaked out.
You nodded and soon, Italy started crawling under your bed while you just stared at him. You saw your dad came in the room with an annoyed look on his face, which quickly changed once he saw you awake. You smiled and leaped o
Hikaru x reader x KaoruHikaru x reader x KarouHikaru x reader x Kaoru2 years ago in Humor More Like This
you were sleeping peacefully in your bed, it was not to warm or to cold.
You slowly opened one eye as you heard to door open slowly to see the devil twins in the doorway smirking, what where they oh no .you propped your self to your elbows as you looked at them wide eyed.
"no no, no, no, no, NO, NOO ."
you could not get any longer since they both sprinted over to you jumping up and landing on you laughing evilly, while you where there under them screaming
" YOU BASTARDS!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS AT YOU YOU TWO WILL DIE IN A SLOW AND PAIN FULL DEATHS, WHERE I WILL USE A RUSTY SPOON TO SCOOP OUT YOUR INSIDES!!! AND THEN I WILL "
again you could not get longer since they both kissed you on the cheek.
lets just say that your face went tomato on this.
"hehe looks like (your name) - chan likes us~"
they both got the grins of a cheesier cat and you huffed.
"no i don't you just got me by surprise, now go away so i can marry my bed in peace"
Nordics x Reader - How to calm a Dane Why?Nordics x Reader - How to calm a Dane11 months ago in Humor More Like This
Why did Tino have to give Mathias coffee? Sadly, you didn’t know. But you DID know that it was NOT a good idea.
As you heard another crash come from downstairs, and a “YOU CAN’T GET AWAY FROM THE KING OF NORTHERN EUROPE, YOU STUPID BIRD!”, you laid your head on your desk, basically facedesking. Here you were, trying to work on a school assignment, and that stupid Dane was running around downstairs doing who knows what. Getting up, you made your way to the top of the stairs of your two story house that you shared with your older brothers friends.
“Mathias! What in the world are you doing?” You yelled downstairs with your hands on your hips.
He stopped at the bottom of the stairs, looking up at you with bright blue eyes. “I was trying to catch Mr. Puffin! The stupid bird said my hair looked like a porcupine, so I tried to grab him. But then he flew away! So I
Let's Be Penguins! AmericaxReaderLet's Be Penguins! AmericaxReader2 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was that "wonderful" time of the year again. The time for the holidays. Which to your best friend, Alfred, meant Christmas. Each year he would have a huge Christmas party and trick some poor sap to pay for it. Each one was bigger then the last. And this was Senior year, so it was going to be huge.
"Hey, [Y/N], what color should the cake be this year?!" Alfred practically shouted at you when you were literally sitting down right next to him in this place where you're supposed to be as silent as possible. The library. Never would you take him here to "study" again when all he did was plan for his Christmas party.
"Something neon...as usual..." You mumbled your answer while chewing on your pencil's eraser. Now let's see this problem you were working out now. 3 divided by the square root of 54 subtracted by 10 and added by x. What is x? You tried not to flip the table. "Why do I have to solve where Algebra's exes are?!" You shouted. Alfred laughed.
"Still fuming over it?" You knee exact
L x Reader- Rape Whistle"Here," L looked curiously to his side. There you were, your hand held out to him, with a little red whistle in the palm of your hand. L observed the whistle, coming to the quick conclusion that you intended for him to take it, and did so.L x Reader- Rape Whistle2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"What is this?" he asked. Clearly he knew what it was, but he was asking what it was for.
"It's a whistle," you hadn't picked up on that fact.
Light, who was observing the situation from the seat next to L, perked up, "Ryuzaki meant 'what is it for,' (Name)?"
"Oh. Well it's a rape whistle."
Light's eyes widened with shock as L's brows rose in confusion. Picking up on the fact that they were waiting for your explanation, you smirked.
"I don't want pervy Light coming onto you in your handcuffed state," you felt your smirk widen as Light sputtered out refusals. Before leaving the boys you added, "Plus, I'm the only one allowed to violate you, Ryuzaki~"
As you left you heard Light grumble, "I don't know what you see in her Ryuzaki."
"She keeps things
England x Reader -Get It Out! Ow!"A-Arthur! O-Ow.....s-stop, i-it hurts! I'm not ready!" You screamedEngland x Reader -Get It Out! Ow!7 months ago in Humor More Like This
"It'll be okay love. Just relax, the pain will go away. Give it time." A certain British male said soothingly
Alfred and Francis had been walking by when they heard you making some strange noises from behind a locked and closed door. They listened carefully, ears pressed against the wooden door. What was going on?
They heard moving on what sounded to be a bed. Then a sound that sounded a little needy.
"Do you want me to stop love?" They heard Arthur say in a soothing and loving voice
"N-No, I can handle i-it! Please keep going!" You nearly screamed
Francis raised an eyebrow and looked to Alfred, mouthing 'Are they doing it?' Alfred could only make a horrified face.They doubted it but when they heard something close to a moan, they thought a bit differently. Francis tried again to open the door but it was locked and no other way in.
Hawaiian Pool Party (Rin Okumura x Reader)Hawaiian Pool Party (Rin Okumura x Reader)2 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was another unbearably hot, sticky, and humid summer day, and you wanted nothing more than to take a month long vacation to somewhere frigid cold, like Siberia or something.
Drumming your dry hands on your wooden desk, you let out a frustrated groan. The overflowing pile (which, in reality, was very small) of homework that needed to be done lay in the corner of the wooden piece of furniture, and the rest of the desk was littered with two bottles of water, several empty plastic tubes of Otterpops, your Mac laptop, pencil shavings, and numerous pens, pencils, and other junk.
You had given up on doing your homework a while ago, after concluding that is was way too hot to be doing work, no less even thinking. You felt something vibrate in your pocket, so you reached down and pulled out your phone. Rin had texted you.
'hey, can u come over? Im super bored ughhh'
You inwardly cheered, smiling slightly to yourself. 'Oh my god, yes, finally something to relieve my
Popular!PrussiaxShy!Artistic!Reader~RequestThe halls were quiet. No sounds of squeaking shoes, shouts from the football team, talking and mumbles of the students, slamming lockers or the annoying giggling coming from the 'popular' girls. It was the only time of the day you really liked, and pretty much the only time you could actually focus of your work.Popular!PrussiaxShy!Artistic!Reader~Request1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Scribbling down your finished sketch, taking a moment to admire your work, it wasn't long before some random girl snatched it and took a nice glance at it.
"Whose this supposed to be?" she laughed sarcastically, however you knew to all well she couldn't do any better.
"It's a drawing.." you replied, wishing you had the ability to just reach up and grab it back. "May I please have it back?"
She darted her eyes between you and the paper, before laughing out loud again.
"Why would I do that?" she flipped the sketch back and forth in her hands, lucky for you she still had no idea who the sketch was actually of.
"Because I..need it.." you mumbled, however it didn't convince her.
Drunk Psiioniic X Reader“Its almost 2 in the morning! Where the hell is Psii?!” Almost as if it were on que, you heard the door slam, followed by a loud thudDrunk Psiioniic X Reader9 months ago in Humor More Like This
“Psii?” Looking over you collapsed matesprit. Clothes in disarray, hair sticking out in every which way and drool dripping from the side of his mouth.
“Oh...uh...hey [Name]...wait...I WATH LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?! I HAVE BEEN WORRIED THICK!!!” Jumping a bit at his sudden change of tone, you gather yourself.
“You’ve been worried ‘thick’ huh? WELL I’VE BEEN WORRIED SICK!” Ignoring your words he manages to get himself upright and stumble over to you, locking his arms and pulling you into a hug.
“I miththed you~! *hic*” You huffed
“If you missed me you would have came home sooner...”
“I GOT LOTHT OKAY?!”
You went to drink at Signless’ right?”
“HE LIVES RIGHT NEXT DOOR
L x Reader- Don't Be ShyYou sighed as Light finished ranting to Misa about something you weren't paying attention to. You sat on the other side of L, looking at the computer screens as well. You felt your eyes droop a bit. You were getting sleepy. So of course you stood from your seat, acknowledged by L's glancing in your direction before you spoke.L x Reader- Don't Be Shy2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I'm tired. I'm going to bed," you yawned a bit and began making your way past Misa and towards the elevator doors. Misa followed after you, waving at Light.
"I better go too! Tomorrow's shoot is bright and early so I'd better get some sleep~" she giggled as you made it to the elevator.
Before she let the doors close she teased, "Hey Light~ Want to come sleep with me tonight?"
You saw Light's embarrassed expression for a moment as he fumbled, "W-What are you talking about?"
Misa laughed, "Just kidding~! You're saving it until after we catch Kira, right? You don't have to be shy about it."
"Yes, Light, there's no need to be shy," you heard L mumble, taunting Light
Morning Routines (PrussiaxReader)Morning RoutinesMorning Routines (PrussiaxReader)1 year ago in Humor More Like This
You woke up, not very surprised to find yourself in the same position as always. You were laying on your stomach, arms folded under your cheek, with the heavy weight of your boyfriend’s head on your lower back. His soft, white hair tickled the bare skin where your shirt that you had stolen from him had ridden up a bit, and one of his hands was slid under that shirt to embrace your stomach. The other held your hip and when he woke up a few moments after you he rubbed soft circles into the flesh of your back, pressing a gentle kiss to the bare skin.
“Guten Morgen, Liebling,” he murmured into your back before shifting so that was laying next to you, arms still firmly around you.
Lightly, you pecked his lips. “Morning,” you chirped. Today was one of the few days you both had off, and you planned on spending the majority of it watching movies in bed. Letting your mind wander, you remembered something. “Oh,” you
England x ReaderThat Could've Gone BetterEngland x Reader2 years ago in Humor More Like This
You were invited by your best friend Arthur for a Call of Duty battle followed by an all night horror movie marathon.
It has been a while since you have seen each other due to him studying in England for a few months and what better way to greet each other again than to blow each other's brains out on COD and watching some supernatural movies. You didn't really like the slasher ones, they were getting a little too cliche but you did admire the prostetics that were used.
You got your stuff together after you finished dinner and headed over to his place. You walked up the half-hexagonal porch and rung the door bell only to be greeted by a hyper little boy and a shy and sweet little boy holding a white teddy bear. They were both identical save for their hair styles and eye colours as the one in front had lively sky blue eyes and straight golden hair with an odd cowlick that stuck out. The other had wavy hair that parted on the middle of his head and an odd 'Q' cu