Stoked - Butter with Your Popcorn 6CHAPTER 6 - PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONESStoked - Butter with Your Popcorn 610 minutes ago in Humor More Like This
"Thanks to everyone for coming here tonight, and welcome to the sci-fi convention's feature movie, as well as the re-opening of the Paramount Theatre!" As the moviegoers cheered again, he did not look forward to what he had to tell them, however. "Before we begin the movie though, I have a bit of bad news to break to all of you..."
The next few words David had to say to the gathered conventioneers waiting to see Big Steel 2 were going to be hard, he knew, but he also knew they had to know the truth about what happened with the movie. "...due to circumstances beyond the theatre's control, the movie you all came to see, Big Steel 2: The Annihilator's Revenge, won't be playing here tonight." The moment David said those words, there came a collective groan of disappointment from the crowd, peppered with some booing and calls of "Refund!" from a few disgr
UntitledTitle: Magic handsUntitled43 minutes ago in Humor More Like This
Author: Enide Dear
Pairing: Cloud centered
Rating: work safe
Summary: Tifa has orthopedic underwear. Cloud had magic hands. The Turks are nosy.
”Oh. My. Goddess.” Elena gawked at her PHS, jaw dropping. “This is unbelievable!”
“What?” Intrigued, Cissney leaned over to read over her shoulder. A very uncharacteristic giggling erupted before she could stop it. “Seriously? Is this true?”
“Kunsel sent it. It looks genuine.” Both girls glanced over at the Soldier table of the ShinRa employee lounge, eyes glittering and a somewhat predatory stance to their shoulders.
Reno and Rude exchanged a look.
“What the Hells with you two? You suddenly got your panties in a bunch?” Reno snorted with a bit of a jealous glance at the Soldiers who still hadn’t noticed the Turks odd behavior, busy as they were with their coffee break. “Turks before hoes, yo.”
“You’re one to talk.” Ele
Friendship -Once Upon A Time...“mi sa tanto che avrei fatto meglio a lasciarlo a casa con la moglie”.Friendship -Once Upon A Time...1 hour ago in Humor More Like This
Il ventitreenne Howard H.R.J. Lancaster, che attualmente trovavasi in Africa in una “gita tra uomini” a base di notti in tenda e caccia grossa, nel vedere la scena che si stava svolgendo davanti ai suoi occhi stava comprendendo piuttosto velocemente che forse avrebbe dovuto scegliere un altro compagno, per quel safari.
Attualmente infatti il suo quarantadue-quasi-quarantatreenne amico Robin Mask, nascosto nell’erba alta, stava mirando al leone che si trovava circa ad una decina di metri di distanza.
Non accorgendosi del bufalo nero di almeno ottocento chili che gli stava a meno di due metri, e lo guardava decisamente storto.
Howard si era arrampicato sull’acacia vicina, ed ora osservava quella scena scuotendo la testa come a dire “no, no…”
Possibile che davvero non si fosse accorto del bufalo? Eppure per quanto ne sapeva Howard, Robin non
Sweden's Little Jamtland Ch.20-Previously in Sweden's Little Jamtland-Sweden's Little Jamtland Ch.203 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"I came to ask if (Name) would be my Valentine on Valentine's Day!!"
Hearing these words made your face turn completely red. Everyone stared at Kugelmugel in complete shock. Sweden's death glare intensified.
"D-dude.... are you serious?" Ladonia asked, breaking the silence.
Kugelmugel turned to Ladonia and nodded. Ladonia gave him a quick glare.
"Your like my best friend! Why didn't you tell me you were going to ask my little sister!?"
Kugelmugel thought for a moment then turned to Sweden and Finland. "Its not your approval I came for. Please Mr. Sweden, Mr. Finland...."
Finland blinked and looked up at Sweden. Sweden met with Finland's puppy dog eyes. It was so adorable Sweden's death glare stopped. He then walked over to you. He kneeled down to your height and put his hand on your shoulder.
"...(Name) if you want to you can..." He said.
You pulled your father int
Not So Much Like Those Fairy TalesScene 2Not So Much Like Those Fairy Tales5 hours ago in Humor More Like This
The sun rose, radiating the town with its light. The birds sung their tunes, waking the slumbering town from its rest. Kagami snored softly, lying on his side. It had been a while since he slept soundly without any negativity to cloud his thoughts. Twitching out of his dream state, he stretched his arms over his head with a grunt. Using his right hand he rubbed one eye of its sand that was collected over night, repeating the action to his other eye. He gave a huge yawn that stretched his jaw and stared at the ceiling. The light seeped through the cracks almost blindingly.
Sleeping in the barn wasn’t so bad. He made sure to grab a few blankets and snuck it in without them knowing; it kept him warm through the night. He pulled himself up and stretched some more to loosen the stiff limbs t
The Love for DramaJeff x readerThe Love for Drama5 hours ago in Humor More Like This
The Love for Drama
Warnings: Swearing, and such.
I looked down at the book before me, I wonder to myself, how do stories like these began. I looked at the sleeping idiot on my lap. Well, idiot is such a lack of words, lets call him...a....hmmm... oh I know...a dimwitted dumbass that can't remember my name correctly? Yeah, barging into my window, threating to kill me, have a knife close my throat, yawns and passes out on me. Yeah, a story to tell on that one, cheers to being a 'victim', I bet you never heard that one before, right? Oh. That's right, I'm the only one? Well, that's just freakin' awesome ain't it? Yep, just sooooo awesome! I heard him snore.
I elbowed him in the shoulder, he responded by falling on to the floor, making so much noise that could possibly wake up my sleeping parents-nope! Deep sleepers they are, only the sound of an alarm clock wake them up. I hear him swear, but I just block it out. It's not like I haven't been called
Terror at the Vocaloid Residence! It seemed like just another normal day at Vocaloid manor. Everything and everyone was at peace. However, peace and quiet never lasts for long in that house. The moment of tranquility was soon shattered when a loud shriek was heard coming from the living room and a huge chaos errupts.Terror at the Vocaloid Residence!5 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Rin Kagamine was alone in the living room, watching her favorite show and eating her way through a fifteen-pound bag of nothing but pure Florida oranges. Well, at least she thought she was alone. Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye she spotted something crawling around the coffee table. She gazed down. Her whole body froze. A big fluffy tarantula happily sat on top of Big Al's Playboy magazine (just enjoying some boobies).She screamed and flung her sack of oranges out of fear. However, she completely missed the spider and the sack went flying across the room. Strangely enough a soft "Owww" was heard. Ignoring the sound, she turned to plan B. When in doubt yell for Len. "LLLLL
Preparing for the wedding Part 1Preparing for the wedding Part 1Preparing for the wedding Part 16 hours ago in Humor More Like This
When after all invites were mailed out, the announcement in the newspaper, it was time to put everything together. Serena, Carmelita and the wedding designer company they hired are getting the park ready for the wedding. They got the stage where Gabriel and Kim will say their vows ready; they are lining up all the guest chairs, and step up the other wedding decorations. Sly and Conway are heading to Paris to pick up the special designed wedding cake; it had a nightmare before Christmas style to it. Carmen, Jennissy, and Mickey will be picking up the bridesmaid dresses, while Ben picks up the groomsmen’s tuxedos. Jeremy and Rilen will meet up with Rilen’s brothers and their family at the airport. Gabriel and Kim already have their dress and Tux already for the wedding. As they wait for the wedding, they decided not to see eachother until then. The two of them have no idea if it’s the day before and day of that they aren’t allowed
Rosemary's Funniest Recipe Comic Collab EVERRosemary's Funniest Recipe Comic Collab EVER7 hours ago in Humor More Like This
No Pornography nor hentai. No nudity either.Add in a comic that has to do with Rosemary, another Video Game Character and cooking while reading recipe but be warned, she would not like it or would, it don't matter.MINOR CURSING ONLY!!Add in Colors and shades (though ya don't have to do that if you don't wanna.)There's no rule against blood and gore in this collab.Any VG Character is allowed, That includes Mario, Pac-Man, Wreck-It Ralph, Bubsy Bobcat, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro and even Sonic himself.It's due: June 7th
Wonderland!!! RewritePeterPan! Prussia x Wendy! CanadaWonderland!!! Rewrite7 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Warning: what you are reading will be a crack story and will contain yaoi. don't like don't read.
Once upon a time there lived a young boy named Mathew. Mathew was alwas ignored or just forgetten by ALOT of people.
One day Mathew got so tired of people forgetting him, he met a random teenager named Gilbert down the street near a WHITE VAN.
Mathew started to like Gilbert, and so did Gilbert (the other way around).
Then all of a sudden, Kiku and Lili both jumped out of the white van yelling "Godirra's gonna destroy the town!!!"
So Gilbert flew Mathew all the way to wonderland and the happy couple ended up with two baby girls who blew up mars.
UntitledMelody: h-hi guys, I'm here with m-my big brother max *drags him over*Untitled8 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Max: Melody I said to keep me out of this!! I need to finish the paperwork Zalgo gave me....
Melody: b-but *eyes tear up* I-I rarely see you
Max: ! Ok ok, don't cry!
Melody: yay anyway, if you want just leave a question and ask us stuff. And of course my friends are gonna be in this *Drags Gltichy red, Masky, EJ, Silver over*
Max: so yeah..just ask us anything *picks up Banette*
Scotland X Reader ~It's The Fourth Wall, Silly~Fear is an idea. The culmination of childhood impressions and experiences combined with our perspective and expression of the world.Scotland X Reader ~It's The Fourth Wall, Silly~8 hours ago in Humor More Like This
And also, one hell of a plot device, one that this writer chooses to utilize.
"You're a sick bastard." you mutter from where you sit in the near-empty classroom at lunch, rooted to the spot and consumed by the fear this writer so eloquently speaks of, chortling from where she sits at her desk penning such stories for the devotion of two-hundred thirty-nine followers (and more) to read for her amusement, and you look up to see her smiling from the rafters of the classroom, adjusting her thick glasses with a sneer.
"I don't understand why you're taking this out on me. I'm doing you a favor." this writer grin, the glare from her laptop on which she so religiously typed upon, reflecting upon the prose she types out. This writer's feet dangle from the rafters, her thick shoelaces swaying as she wrote.
"How are you doing me a favor? It's a we
I'm not good with titles: part 26I’m not good with titles: part 26I'm not good with titles: part 269 hours ago in Humor More Like This
An Adventure Time Fanfic
Written for Krazzy-Kat
The little girl continued to point at the royally dressed lady, Bubblegum and Jim stood there rather awkwardly.
Jim: Look…there comes a time in every young person’s life where they think that all people above them are untrustworthy.
Penny: Young? I’m not young!
Jim: …You aren’t?
PB: (She’s probably referring to chronologically, not biologically)
Jim: Well, you’re still in a…young body?
NTP: Hormones are hormones, after all.
Penny: So? That’s not why I think this crook is not worth your time.
The little girl-woman-whatever reached into her pocket and took out a ball. She then proceeded to cover half of it in dirt from a hole in the road.
Penny: THIS IS!
She threw the ball at NTP, who then proceeded to catch it before hitting her.
NTP: Hey! This is actually pretty expensive! And it only is dry clean washable! DRY CLEAN.
brotherly love or not? part 1brotherly love or not? Part 1brotherly love or not? part 19 hours ago in Humor More Like This
It begins at peaches castle when theres a party at the ballroom.Everyone is having a fun time.
Mario (who is wearing a tux)is shown to be talking to his friends Yoshi and Toad while eating cake.
“so mario why don’t you go ahead and tell peach if you wanna dance with her?”yoshi said.
“well the slow song hasn't started yet”mario said while blushing.
“but you could still dance with her”toad said.
Mario then tried to find peach but the ballroom is too crowded and its gonna be hard for him to find her.
However the wario bros (who are wearing matching tuxedos)notice mario walking by and waluigi put his leg and mario is so distracted to find peach he didn't see waluigis in the way.While he's walking to find peach,he tripped on waluigis leg and and the cake he was holding accidentally landed on luigi tux.
Luigi gasped in horror after seeing what happen to his tux.
Mario also felt shocked to
Bone Chilers-Teacher Creature reviewRead it here: http://spongey444.wordpress.com/2014/03/09/bone-chillers-teacher-creature/Bone Chilers-Teacher Creature review9 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Those Sochi Olympics though!!!!!Many people thought it would suck!!!!! To have the Olympics in Sochi, but I have some ups about it~ let’s listen themThose Sochi Olympics though!!!!!11 hours ago in Humor More Like This
1. Did you see that one snowflake!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Oh my gawd!! That almost made me pee my pants in laughter!!
2. Those dancers who looked like bears when the countries were coming out. I was like damn yall know what you’re doing!! If they just twerked it be wonderful~
3. Russia came in first place!!!!!!!! They should be twerking to Bands to make her dance to this day!! They bet America!!
4. Did you see Germany’s outfit? I was like yall is so fabulous!!!!
5. Putin was there and was like “smiles”. So I don’t hate Putin or nuthin’ but it was pretty cool to see him there. I’d like to meet him!
6. Did you see the opening ceremony and the ending ceremony, they worked their asses off!! And they opened the last snowflake then!
7. When Russia’s team was singing their anthem, only the girls knew it and the boys were l
Muppet Sitter: SEASON 2!Episode 14: New BabyMuppet Sitter: SEASON 2!11 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“THERE’S A SNAKE UNDER THE FRIDGE!”
Abby Cane ran down to the kitchen of the canteen at the sound of Timothy Teeth’s terrified scream. When she went past the prop room, Blu Jay and Kermit were joining her in the run.
“Did you hear the scream?” she asked.
“Sure did. What happened?” Blu Jay asked his girlfriend.
It had been at least five months ever since their first date and now, according to Miss Piggy and one of her nieces, Bolinda, they were a Muppet Couple.
“I don’t know. I just heard him scream and I was upstairs helping Scooter move something,” Abby explained.
“I hope it’s one of our snakes, not a real snake. And if it is a real snake, I hope it’s not venomous!” Kermit exclaimed.
When the trio arrived to the kitchen, they saw the Electric Mayhem band, Miss Piggy, Delores, and a bunch of others.
Gonzo was armed with a chair and whip, which seemed a little silly;
the girl M
.:According To Plan:. (Bertholdt Fubar x Reader)~.:According To Plan:. (Bertholdt Fubar x Reader)11 hours ago in Humor More Like This
To say things didn’t go according to plan would be an understatement. An incredibly tremendous understatement. The dark haired boy almost leapt out of his boots.
“(F-F/N)!! What are you doing here?!” He tried to justify his position in a skittish tone, only to be retorted by an answer that made sense.
“I live here, Bertholdt!” Why did such a retort make sense? Probably because the tall soldier stood in the girl’s closet. Holding her lacey white bra. Why? Well,for a number of reasons. Some even Bertholdt didn’t understand himself. It started with a round of bets at the mess hall.
Reiner was getting all up in Fubar’s business about his stupid little crush on no other than (F/N) (L/N). Ah yes. Naturally, the other boys joined in as well, horse faced Jean, Connie, even Jäger had to put in his two bits. The situation immediately unfolded into a complete betting w
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot get an ad for diet breadInterior: Water tower Wakko is sitting at the Warners' computer, with a devious look in his eyes.Yakko, Wakko, and Dot get an ad for diet bread11 hours ago in Humor More Like This
WAKKO: (whispering) Three...two...one... (shouting) HEY! YOU'VE GOTTA COME SEE THIS! THEY'RE BRINGING BACK "PARTY OF FIVE"!
Just like that, Yakko and Dot rush into the computer room with enough speed to make the Roadrunner blush.
DOT: Is Scott Wolf on board?
YAKKO: Are Charlie and Kirsten gonna get married?
But their hopes are crushed, as they look at the monitor and see not a story about the revival of an underrated teen soap opera, but instead, another lousy spam e-mail.
WAKKO: Ha! Psyche!
DOT: I'm not speaking to you anymore.
YAKKO: Oh, well. What's this one about?
WAKKO: "2000 yr old MIRACLE DIET SECRET discovered..."
DOT: Oh, joy. Another one of those.
YAKKO: If it involves dying on a cross, I'm gonna leave...
* NEWSFLASH!!! INCREDIBLE DISCOVERY
* Based on 2000 year old recipe
WAKKO: Uuuuugghh...must've gathered a lot of mold in t
Wearing of the GreenMarch had come around, but on a particular day, Sapphire was locked in her room. Wondering why, Spinner knocked on the door to her room.Wearing of the Green11 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Go away! No Irishmen allowed!" Sapphire yelled from inside the room. "Visitors not welcome on St. Patrick's Day!"
"Sapphy, it's me," Spinner told her. "Open up!"
The door slid open and Sapphire, now clad in green colored clothing, peeked out of the room and looked around.
"Oh, phew," she sighed in relief. "Lex isn't here."
"Why are you hiding from Lex?" Spinner asked.
"Well, I heard about what happened with you and the rest of the A-Squad one St. Patty's day and I'm hiding from him in case he does the same to me," she explained. "I'm also wearing green to ward him off."
"Doesn't green attract someone to you on this holiday?" he asked.
"Attr-oh, crap!" she cursed.
But before she could hide again, she was given a kiss on the lips by her boyfriend, who rushed in on Spinner's signal and kissed her.
When he was done, she was blushing with surprise.