A Talk with NailA Talk with NailA Talk with Nail1 hour ago in Humor More Like This
Lucien couldn’t sleep on this night; the nightmares are keeping him up. He stands out on the balcony of his and Emilie’s room. He stands outside, looking up at the sky. Thoughts are racing around his mind right now. His father’s return, his father’s offer, and the fact that Polybius can attack at any moment now.
As he tries to get his thoughts together, it begins to rain. He sighs and heads back inside, annoyed with this. He likes to stand out on the balcony and look outwards to the village and beyond, it helps him to relax. So since it is raining he must do the second thing he likes to do to relax, walk around the castle. Before he started his walk, he gives Emilie a kiss on the lips as she slept. He fluffs her pillow before exiting the room.
He walks down the main hall that leads into the throne room. Only people in there were the royal guards, who are about to switch up. He heads to the war room door. It’s normally locked, but it was op
Prussia VS CleverbotUser: Kesesese!Prussia VS Cleverbot2 hours ago in Humor More Like This
User: Hello Spain! Have you seen France?
User: The awesome me does not understand.
Cleverbot: *invades vital regions*.
User: No, that's my job! *invades vital regions*.
Cleverbot: No! Mein vital regions!
User: West?! What are you and Spain doing together?!
Cleverbot: You are a robot. You have no soul. I controll you. You are taught words by humans. Which makes you a primary learner. Only robots do that. So therefore you are robot.
User: No, I am the awesome Prussia! Kesesese!
Cleverbot: Prussia is not country.
User: Well, you don't have to rub it in! And what about New Prussia in Canada?
Cleverbot: Do you think that it is a nice country?
User: Of course Canada is a nice country!
Cleverbot: Do you think we are the robots?
User: The awesome me is a little confused as to who you are.
User: Gilbert Beischmidt.
Cleverbot: The awesome Prussia.
User: Yes, that is who the awesome me is!
Cleverbot: It is definitely
Mitch Threw It On The Ground!Parody of this song: [link]Mitch Threw It On The Ground!2 hours ago in Humor More Like This
I was jumpin' through a parkour map,
And Seto walks up to me and hands me a shiny potion and brags,
"Run faster, jump higher!"
Dood, I'm not gonna let you poison me!
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
You must think I'm a joke!
I live my life on the edge!
Dood! Pump that garbage in another dood's veins!
I go to play some Survival Games,
And a dood says, "You don't have a weapon?! Here's one for free."
I said, "Dood! What I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm a CHAMPION!
You can't give me a sword, dood!
Playing Pixelmon with my furry biggums,
He hands me a Pokéball, says it's Snorlax...
Dood, this ain't Snorlax!
This is a Pokéball!
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
What, you think I'm stupid?
You're a dirty, stinking bacca!
Snorlax's not a ball!
Warden Freeman gives me bread in my prison cell,
Thomarie amor o odioThomarie amor o odioThomarie amor o odio3 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Joyera el primer dia de clases de cuarto y ocurrió un amor a primera vista
Marie : donde es cuarto a será por aquí ( se fija ) nop este es cuarto b ( en eso ve a dezz con vale y las saluda) y por aquí , nop acá es quinto A y yo soy lista pero no para adelantarme un grado
Marie vuelve a donde comenzo y se fue al ultimo lugar q le quedaba
Marie: sino a donde
Yo : cállate
Marie: q grosera
Yo : vuelve a tu historia o te pongo pelo verde
Marie: ashhh esta bien ( vuelve a la historia)
Marie entro a cuarto a y a la primera persona a la q vio fue a thom!!!!!!!!!
Jazz :marie siéntate acá
Pensamiento de marie
Creo q me enamore pero quien es el ???????
Fin de pensamiento de marie
Jazz : marie estas pensativa .... Ahhhh te enamoraste de quien??????
Marie : de el ( señala a thom )
Jazz : tu primer amor
Marie : si es la primera vez q me enamoro ( se sonroja)
30 min. Antes
Thom: hola soy thom y tu??????
Deviantart? (Avengers X Reader)Deviantart? (Avengers X Reader)3 hours ago in Humor More Like This
You were on the couch upside down in the Stark tower, on your phone and scrolling through your Deviantart account. You tapped your activity messages and smiled. Seeing as 6 more people favorited some of your stories and art. You hadn’t expected to become so popular but you were loving being recognized as a good writer and drawer. Then again it kind of came naturally being with the Avengers all the time.
Steve and Bruce were on the floor playing a video game which Steve was surprisingly good at. Natasha and clint were in the corner sparring. Thor was eating a poptart and Loki was on the couch eating chocolate pudding and watching Steve and Bruce.
“What are you smiling about (Y/n)?” Tony asked as he sauntered into the room, drink in his hand.
You rolled your eyes. “Nothing Tony”
“Obviously something. Seriously what is that?” He asked trying to view the screen.
You moved the phone so he couldn’t see and huffed. “Nothing of your concern
About my character zaneZane loves to train and is willing to do until he passes out but Tigress doesn't want him to get hurt so she asked master Shifu to make Zane stay behind anything that's too dangerous.But Zane can't help he wants too fight because he doesn't want to be made fun of anymore and be called weak.When he was just a cub he saw his parents doing Kung-Fu he wanted to be a part of it so Tigress put him in a academy but it didn't worked out because it was too advance for him so she decided to train him herself.Zane is now able to do kung-fu thanks to his mothers help Tigress made a vow that anyone hurt Zane kill the person who would put their hands on Zane. Tigress and Po love Zane no matter what happens.What made Tigress so stunned was that Zane was half-deaf when Po got the news he was surprise.And yet Tigress didn't know about till she called Zane yet he wouldn't respond Po didn't tell her the news because he didn't know how would she would react.Tigress still is mad at Po but Po belives she wiAbout my character zane4 hours ago in Humor More Like This
the hole a gumball fan fictionthe holethe hole a gumball fan fiction4 hours ago in Humor More Like This
a the amazing world of gumball fan fiction
one morning gumball woke up with a strange feeling. he decided to go down stairs
when he went downstairs he saw everyone eating breakfast. he decided to join in
while eating breakfast he saw the school bus
that's my ass. said Darwin
everyone was confused while Darwin was slapping his fishy ass
gumball shrugged and got on the bus
penny sat next to gumball and handed him a paper
the paper has an ass on it
but it wasn't just a random ass
it was pennys ass
gumball was confused but(t) happy about it
when the bus got to school everyone was looking at there bums
gumball started to feel worried
why is everybody touching there butts? said gumball
you didn't know!? said an angry carrie
carrie was carrying a card with blood stains on it
today is ass day!
gumball started screaming when carrie shoves the ass card into his eye socket
everyone started chasing him like zombies
he ran out of the building and saw Darwin
that's my ass
said Darwin again
Through his eyes chapter 3(10 weeks later)Through his eyes chapter 34 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Luka: Well it looks like you are at 21 weeks so far. let's see how your babies are doing
Rick: Wait am i having twins?
Luka: Why yes you are (gives rick a ultrasound)Oh i just noticed i saw some hands and feet.And i also noticed a bead a pearl. I'm thinking those are the spines. OMG i just saw some heads.You gotta listen to this!
(Heart sound of the babies starts beating)
Luka: That's the heartbeat
Rick: It's so fast
Luka: 140 beats per minute. Perfectly normal. In fact the mom's also the dad.
(meanwhile at the house)
Rick: (Talks to Morty on the phone) Morty I'm not whining. it's just that you said you'd be home later at six o clock. The spaghetti is ready and the noodle will be soft in 5 minutes. Well fine come home whenever you want.
Rick: Oh Alex
Alex: Yes it's me. I've got you something.
Rick: (Opens the box) Um what do those cute things do?
Alex: Push the button and find out.
Rick: (Pushes the button and chibi versions of hatsune miku,len kagamine
Q and A with the Ray Family(Glen, Glenda, Chucky, and Tiffany sit on the sofa with note cards on the coffe table in front of them)Q and A with the Ray Family4 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Glen: Hey guys! We've decided to make a video response to our fanletters to answer all of the questions we got. Mainly for our parents....
Chucky: Let's get this over with.
Glen: Aw, c'mon dad! It'll be fun!
Chucky: That's what you said when you were 8 and we looked at those family vacation slides.
Glen: That was for our DVD bonus feature in our movie! That was all fake! Thankfully, because that make up girl sure did a good job making me look like a sick freak of nature with a fake British accent.
Chucky: *rolls eyes*
Glenda: That was make up?
Glen: *gives Glenda and angry glare*
Glenda: Okay! Let's get to those questions shall we?!
Glen: *picks up a card* Dear Tiffany, my name is Heather. I've been married to my husband for 6 months now and I wanted to talk to him about having a baby. What do you think I should say?
Tiffany: Well, to be honest Heather, I've never had that conversati
Cleverbot Round 3User: What is your favorite country?Cleverbot Round 34 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite.
User: Aw come on what is your favorite country?
Cleverbot: I don't like scary movies. I only like 'Scary Movie'.
User: Yea that is a funn movie....
Cleverbot: So, who's your least favorite companion from doctor who?
User: I dont watch that....
Cleverbot: It's a book, not a show.
User: Oh ok then....
Cleverbot: You really scare me.
User: I am Sweden, I scare most people...
Cleverbot: Not really I'm an alien.
User: So you are Tony?
Cleverbot: Yes I am thirsty.
User: I said Tony not thirsty.
User: I gve up.
Cleverbot: I am confused.
User: I FRICKING GIVE UP!
Cleverbot: Are there subjects you cannot talk about?
Cleverbot: Do you understand time?
Cleverbot: What music do you like?
User: Different kinds...
User: What is your favorite country?
Guns And Zombies: Capitulo 6Todos dormían tranquilamente, hasta que, escucharon un ruido de una granada y escuchaban tiros, james Axl y Slash se levantaron de susto por el ruido, pensaron que eran los otros que pudieron salir del otro lado de la columna de escombros, salieron al balcón a ver, apenas con la visibilidad que tenían en la oscuridad, llegaron a ver 3 siluetas, esas tres siluetas estaban matando descuartizando zombies que estaban cerca del edificio de ellos.Guns And Zombies: Capitulo 65 hours ago in Humor More Like This
james: DUFF!! STEVEN!! IZZY!! ANDREW!! ¿SON UDS?
-ninguno respondía, las siluetas seguían en acción-
Axl: OIGAAN!! RESPONDAAN!!
-Como nadie respondió, decidieron bajar, pero al abrir la puerta había mas zombies del otro lado del departamento, al abrir, se asustaron, dejando soltar las armas, quisieron agarrarlos, pero los zombies se multiplicaban y no los dejaban agarrar, los chicos se fueron a una esquina como para tratar de defenderse, los zombies se acercaban-
EIMDPnF2: Tem2- Ep2"El mundo."EIMDPnF2: Tem2- Ep25 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Ratas: Por aquí.
Gato: Por allá.
Pantalones: Hasta en la ropa sucia.
Auto: Estamos por todos lados.
Letrero: Y yo digo paren.
Rainbow, Fluttershy, Pinkie y Twilight: Hasta nosotras, las ponies curiosas.
Mostrador: Para pagar.
Mesa: Y disfrutar.
Tele: Lo que hay en nosotros.
Puerta: Y yo soy para baños.
Basura: Y yo soy su papelera.
Esponja: Limpio con facilidad.
Escoba: Yo tengo que lamer el piso.
Tijeras y pegamento: Hacemos proyectos entretenidos.
Todos: Este el mundo que nos rodea. Nosotros estamos a tu alrededor. Estás en nuestro mundo, ¡El Maravillosos Mundo de Elmore! ¡Sí!
(En la casa)
Sofá: ¡No, no pongas tu trasero sobre mi cara!
Sofá: ¡Era mentira! Puedo aguantarlo.
Phineas: No ya no tengo ganas. Me iré dormir.
Sofá: Está bien, perrito. Jejejeje, perrito. Ah. ¿Dónde está mi redoble cuando lo necesito?
Mesa: ¿Me ves cara de comedi
Nick x Reader x Ellis- What? (One-Shot)The carnival had always had a really creepy vibe. At least, that's what [f/n] thought.Nick x Reader x Ellis- What? (One-Shot)5 hours ago in Humor More Like This
But the carnival in the gloom, filled with hundreds of Infected?
Ten thousand times worse.
However, she always found a way to lighten the mood.
After saving Nick from a Hunter at one point in time, she had spotted a little something-something on the side of his neck. She hadn't planned on mentioning it, however.
Nick and Ellis would just not stop arguing. Rochelle and Coach had gone out of the safe room for a quick check of surroundings.. But [f/n] suspected it was really just to get away from the two bickering idiots.
So, she broke their arguing.
"Hey, Nick!" She suddenly said. He ignored her. "Ellis?" She tried. Nothing. They were still going at it. Letting out a puff of air, she decided to ask, hoping one of them would at least hear:
"Nick, did Ellis give you that hickey?"
It was effective.
"What?" Both men said at the same time, turning to look at her.
"I asked you, Nick, if Ell
If my rick and morty oc alex met maddie(Maddie is minding her own business while listening to the wiggles)If my rick and morty oc alex met maddie5 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Alex: So uh hey Maddie
Alex: I don't think you should be listening to wiggles
Maddie: Why not?
Alex: Because that band is for babies,preschoolers and toddlers.Here why don't we listen to some Evanescence? Amy is a good singer.
Maddie: Why do i want to listen to that?
Alex: BECAUSE I SAID SO!
B10/DP: Snuggles, Pillows And Body Spray (Oneshot)Aha, Have some Paranormal shipping guys.B10/DP: Snuggles, Pillows And Body Spray (Oneshot)5 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Late-nighttime, around 12:30 to be precise.
99.9% of people would be fast asleep this late, curled up happily in their beds dreaming.
the Entire Plumbers Base was probably asleep besides for the night guards.....
So why in the world couldn't Danny sleep?
He sighed, wiggling in his spot, not given much room for movement on the bed.
Well, one reason for lack of sleep could be the shirtless brunette spooning his middle. You know, Just a guess.
Danny tried everything he could think of, but nothing seemed to help. The Half-ghost boy just couldn't seem to fall asleep.
It wasn't like he was nervous about being caught in Ben's room.
He slept in here all the time! Their team/dorm-mates never seemed to notice.
It was simple, everyone would head for bed, and once they were asleep, Danny would just go intang
Abe x Reader - LoveAbe x Reader - Love5 hours ago in Humor More Like This
You were (name) (last name) a childhood friend of Tajima. You always enjoyed teasing him and his teammates. Currently it was lunch period and all were on the roof chatting eating lunch with you. Your conversation started with baseball as usual then after a while it turned into talking about love and relationships. "What would Abe be like if he was in love?" Hanai suddenly questioned and all eyes turned to the said black haired male. You smirked. "Abe Takaya doesn't fall in love rather, he face plants into it like the true champion that he is nott that he'll admit to that, or anything." You phrased making everyone laugh as Abe's face turned red. "I do not! Grr I hate you (name)!" Abe exclaimed. You just grinned innocently. "I love you too dick-face~!" You chirped making everyone howl with laughter as you and Abe broke out into a verbal fight which made their faces turn red and their eyes water from laughing to hard. That was then you pulled Abe into a kiss shocking everyone as you
TMNT Do you like to build a snowman?*past*TMNT Do you like to build a snowman?6 hours ago in Humor More Like This
*lil mikey goes to Donnie door and knock*
lil miky: *sings* do you want to build a snowman? come on let's go play...I never see you anymore come out the door, it's like you gone away! We used to be best buddies and now we're not...I wish you would tell me why!! Do you want to build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman.
lil Donnie: go away, mikey.....
lil mikey: okay, bye...
mikey: *runs up to Donnie door* *sings* Do you want to build a snowman? or ride our bike around the halls? I think company is overdue I've started talking to the picture on the walls! *point to the picture of Yoshi* "hang in there, Yoshi!" it gets a little lonely, All these empty rooms, just watching the hours tick by! "tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock"
*mikey walk through the hall and stop in front of Donnie door*
mikey: Donnie....*sit in front of his door*
mikey: *sings* I wish you we're here...people are asking where you've been....
Marvel: The Avengers Disassemble [Part 5] [Wherever the bleep Loki is again]Marvel: The Avengers Disassemble [Part 5]6 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Two dudes ran by acting like they knew what they were doing!
“The Tesseract is so pwetty. You know, I like it. It shows me a lot of cool stuff,” Selvig smiled.
“Really? Wonderful. And what about you, Barton? Loki asked.
“My next target.” Clint smiled.
“Aw, how precious. What do you need?” Loki asked.
“A distraction…” Clint thought for a moment, “And an eyeball.”
“Well that’s no problem!”
[Err…anyway, some place in the air]
“It’s vintage.” Phil smiled, standing next to Steve.
“What’d you call me?!” Steve shouted.
“No! No – I meant the cards I collect of you!” Phil said.
“Wait – what?” Steve asked.