Do it. Cheat. -Loki x ReaderDo it. Cheat. -Loki x Reader6 hours ago in Humor More Like This
It never really crossed your mind.
True you were tempted, albeit too much, but you managed.
But after taking one look at him made you want to do it.
‘You can’t _____! It’s wrong!’ Your Jiminy Cricket voice screamed.
You replied, “I don’t give a crap anymore! It’s the only thing left to do” With your index finger you beckoned him over. The Asguardian leisurely made his way over to you. He put his slender hand on the table you were sitting at and said, “Do you have an answer for me yet?”
You gulped. ‘This is it. There is no turning back’ You looked up at his beautiful emerald eyes. “I have decided…. No”
He pulled away shocked, “No? What do you mean no?!”
You grinned as you stood up from your chair. “No. I don’t want to cheat”
“Are you serious? I did this for you!”
You laughed, “Loki honestly if I wanted to cheat on my exa
Hetalia memeHETALIA MEME THING!Hetalia meme5 hours ago in Humor More Like This
-Name nine random Hetalia characters:
Now for the fun part (I picked random numbers without seeing the original list):
- 1 and 4 go on a date
America and Romania go on a date…. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- You see 2 shirtless
Now that I don’t mind… IGGY! LUV U!
- You eat dinner with 9
Eating dinner with Germany… not bad ^^
- 6 and 3 get in a fight
Austria and Sweden get into a fight…. OVER WHAT!?
- 7 and 9 get drunk
Hungary and Germany get drunk….. o.e
- 5 and 8 invite you over for a sleep over
Finland and Prussia invite you over for a sleep over…. Hehe I can hit Prussia in the face with a pillow! >:3
- You cook with 3
Cooking with Sweden…. Ok
- You fight with 4
Fight with Romania….. crap I am screwed
- You get run over by 7
I get run over by Hungary….. dammit
- You keep 1 as a pet
Keep America as a pet….
Collectibles Are Fun: Collection 2Collection TwoCollectibles Are Fun: Collection 25 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Collectibles Are Fun #4
Hope was used to coming off second best in the popularity stakes. After all, he was up against some pretty stiff competition:
• Lightning was pretty much the poster girl of the Guardian Corps. Recruitment was up 50% with an increase of 75% in the number of young women wanting to join. However, the Guardian Corps had yet to introduce pants for their female members –much to Lightning’s disgust (and Fang’s secret delight).
• Serah was not only cool by association but also because she happened to be a badass schoolteacher who could shoot a bow and swing a sword. She also had the elementary school demographic firmly in hand (along with the teacher-con demographic too… but Hope preferred not to think about that, although it did make him wonder about Snow).
• Snow was a hit with the ladies: tall, blonde, and built. He was also warm, friendly, and he had the whole “rebel” thing going on. The only
Through his eyes chapter 24 weeks laterThrough his eyes chapter 27 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Morty: You ok rick?
Rick: I'm o-(vomits)
Morty: (Notices that Rick is having morning sickness)
Morty: Are you having morning sickness?
Rick: Yes i am. Oh god now my stomach hurts
Morty: Why don't you lie down while I'll get you some water and crackers
Rick: Ok then
Morty: (hears a knock on the door) Hello?
Jessica: Oh hey Morty there's something i have to tell you
Morty: Well what is it?
Jessica: I'm pregnant
Jessica: Some boy band member knocked me up
Morty: Which one?
Jessica: One Direction
Morty: One of One Direction knocked you up? Well excuse me I'm a little shocked here!
Jessica: Well i think you're going to have to deal with it!
Morty: I don't have to deal with it because I'm you're boyfriend remember?
Jessica: It's not like I'm asking you to fix my iPod. (leaves the house)
Morty: Jessica wait!
Morty: I'm happy for you
Jessica: Thanks Mort
Rick: (grabs some crackers and eats them while reading a
Hetalia Drabble - 2am- 2am. Budapest, Hungary. -Hetalia Drabble - 2am2 hours ago in Humor More Like This
It was a buzzing noise that awoke me, an irritating vibration that drew me from my sleep. Groaning I rolled over to grab my phone off the bedside table, I blinked blearily in the bright artificial light of the phone. I rubbed my eyes and unlocked it to open my messages, I hoped my boss had an urgent matter for waking me up at 2am. Except it wasn’t my boss, and it wasn’t urgent.
U no dat ur fying pan hurts makes me go ow ow.
BTW I’m in ur garden.
There was a crash.
“GILBERT!” I screeched.
- 6am. Berlin, Germany. –
“Ve~ Germany, who were you talking to on the phone?” A certain Italian asked innocently.
“Miss Hungary, apparently my brother is causing a ruckus again.” Germany sighed his blue eyes reflecting the phone he held glumly.
“Oh no! What did he do this time?”
“Broke some pots and replaced a Hungarian flag with a Prussian one.”
Just Random Shit- JRS 2Me: *eats pancakes*Just Random Shit- JRS 22 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Lolgirl: *eats cake*
Red: *Watching Yu-Gi-Oh*
HuskyLox: *making out*
Wolf: Hey HuskyLox, get a room
Husky: Well, you don't mind SetoSolace making out!
Wolf: SetoSolace making out? *Turns around*
Lolgirl: How did I not notice
Me: *takes picture* hehehe *Nosebleed*
Red: XD WTF Joycelyn!
Me: *Wipes blood all over Red*
Red: HEY BITCH, DON'T DO DIS!!
Letters from a Mutual Friend: 30Letter 30: Shedding is CaringLetters from a Mutual Friend: 305 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Our Noble and Gracious Liege Most Considerate One
We have just heard from Sir Didymus, and we wanted to write to you as soon as we knew. We will
of coursedo whatever you require of us to help. When Sir Didymus casually mentioned that all of the shed fur that was appearing from Ludo’s herd was being wasted, he did not expect that you would take him seriously. One-third of the herd has now shed, and that amount alone would be able to create too manynumerous winter coats for the goblins to wear in winter. While we are glad that you have moved all of the fur balls out of the herd’s way and into storage for the stitchers to go through, we still fear for them having to untangle all of the fur since half of the fur is longer than a goblin to b
Mai in Wonderland - Chapter 8Chapter 8: A Mad Tea PartyMai in Wonderland - Chapter 85 hours ago in Humor More Like This
After making her way out of the woods, Mai spotted a large white house with a mint green roof, rectangular-shaped windows, and a yellow door. There was also a white brick chimney on the roof, as well as a hedge wall that surrounded a white gate that led to a grand garden.
“How very curious,” she said, as she then proceeded toward the gate. She could hear singing coming from the garden, as she then spotted two men sitting at a large table filled with empty chairs, tons of teapots made in various colors, shapes, and sizes that were whistling out steam in song, and many matching saucers and teacups.
If there are no objections
Let it be unanimous
Oh, a very merry unbirthday
A very merry unbirthday
A very merry unbirthday to us!
Mai took a peek from behind a large red chair and a smile of delight formed on her face. There was a wonderful tea party going on in the garden! She then came out from behind the chair and stood in front
ShadAmy-Crown-TWIST!-Pt 6Shadow's P.O.V.ShadAmy-Crown-TWIST!-Pt 68 hours ago in Humor More Like This
The guys and I are walking through the forest and the I see a stone path leading over the hill,"I think we should follow that path..." I pointed to the stone path."Idk Shadow..but I'm with you!" Sonic walked over to the start of the path.Knuckles shock his head and Tails walked over next to knux,"Sorry Sonic,I'm with knuckles this time,but your guys can handle it if you get lost!"I chuckled,"Me,lost?Never!"
Later in the Woods near the beach
Knux: Tails,do you think we went the right way?-looks around-
Tails:-looks at GPS-It says we're near the beach...but the salty air is messing up my signal!-hits the GPS-
Amy: Looks through the bushes and giggles-Oh you guys are going the right way!
Cosmo:-giggles-They're just confused because of THAT thing!
Tails:Hay!That THING took me 2 months to make!
Cream: Oh impressive for only 2 months on one THING-giggles-
Girls:-all giggle loudly-
Knux: ok girls just come on out and help us to th
The Eurovision Losers' ClubIt was the year 1992, Finland sat alone in a toilet cubicle, sobbing in despair at his humiliation. He buried his head in his hands as the dreaded words replayed themselves over and over.The Eurovision Losers' Club2 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Nul points, nul points, nul points..."
"Why?! Why me?!" He screamed, slamming his fist into the wall. He knew that the others would try to comfort him by saying it was all 'just a song contest', but the fact was that he couldn't stand the shame any longer. Ever since 1961, fate (and his neighbours) had been cruel to him by making him place badly nearly each year. It wasn't fair either that Norway had joined around the same time as him, yet he'd already won once.
The ultimate under-achiever of Eurovision was what they called him, and it would take a miracle for him to ever win.
He forced himself to stand and tore a piece of toilet paper to wipe his behind, before leaving his cubicle to go the sink. He turned on the tap and eyed his reflection in the mirror, glimpsing the figure of Sweden standi
exteremly short storyI WASSSS BOREDexteremly short story6 hours ago in Humor More Like This
PJ: *playing with her doll* haha!
Me: Oh PJ since you never age and you stay 6 how about training with your magic?
PJ: Oh I don't know... *sees the middle of her chest were he pure heats figure is* I guess we can try!
Me: OK ^^ so what can you do?
PJ: *snaps fingers* *A shield pops out* Hit me!
Me: *slashes shield* *sword brakes* WOW
PJ: *snaps finger and shield disappears* ^^
Me: ummm lets see try doing an x with your arms and then close your eyes and release!
PJ: *does so* *bright light pops out*
PJ: *opens eyes* hu....nothing
PJ: what? OH WHAT!? *is a teenager*
PJ: I AM BIGGER!
Me: And your clothes are the same but awesomer!
PJ: I wonder what I can do! *Hand shines and a pinkish sword pops out* AWESOME! *slices a table*
PJ: I gotta show this to father Dimentio!
Me: NO NO NO.... later!
Earth And PollenEarth And PollenEarth And Pollen6 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Earth day?" Rukia asked in confusion as she stared at the flowers blooming all around her, "Yeah, it's a day to celebrate the earth and try to 'go green', ya' know, perserve the atmosphere and the plants and all that stuff," he explained, she nodded slowly, taking this into consideraion, "I see..." she muttered quietly, "Mm yeah, anyway I'm going to visit my family tommorrow anyway, I thought wile we were there maybe you'd want to get some new flowers for your garden," he suggested, she smiled up at him, nodding happily, "That sounds great, I would love to," she confirmed, he grinned, leaning back in his office chair, "Yeah? Well then flowers ahoy!"
"Yuzu and Karin aren't home yet?" Ichigo frowned as his father looked up from the papperwork he was filing, "Nope, they had to stay afterschool for some lecture... club... activity... uh... thing about recycling~" Isshin hummed back, Ichigo sighed, "Lecture-club-activity-uh-thing.... very helpfull there Dad, A+ for pay
Day 55 - How much am I worth?how much valuable would you be on the black market?Day 55 - How much am I worth?8 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Also known as: How Expensive Am I?
Natural Hair Color
 Black - $100
 Blonde - $50
 Red - $75
[X] Brown - $15
 Other - $10
Total so far | $15
 Blue - $50
 Hazel - $100
[X] Brown - $15
 Green - $200
 Other - $10
Total so far | $30
 Over 7' - $200
 6'8" to 7' - $175
 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
 Under 4'9 - $105
Total so far | $105
 41 to 50 - $150
 31 to 40 - $100
 26 to 30 - $75
 21 to 25 - $50
 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far | $205
 Twins (or more) - $300
[X] First Born - $300
 Only Child - $250
 Second Born - $150
 Middle Child - $100
 Last Born - $200
 Third Born - $100
 Fourth Born - $100
 Fifth Born - $375
Total so far | $505
[X] No - $400
 Only holidays - $250
 Sometimes - $215
 YES - $200
 Only weekends - $300
 Every other day - $50
 Once a day - $15
 I live from the bo