35 Ways To Annoy NorwayCall him a 'bumpkin'.Say that he's 'boring'.Tell him that he looks girly.Tell him that he stinks of petroleum and hold your nose.Ask him why he always smells like fish.Ask him why he hangs out with Denmark so much.35 Ways To Annoy Norway4 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Or if he's secretly in love.Stare at him for more than thirty seconds.Constantly talk to him for hours on end.Accuse him of hoarding gold and fish.
Insist that his magical friends aren't real.Slap him in the face with a fish.Ask him why he wears a hair-clip when he's a guy.
Dunk his hair-clip underwater to see what happens.
Ask him what it's like being the capital of Sweden.Claim that Norwegian is a dialect of Danish.Tell him his language sounds stupid/hilarious.Challenge him to define his own culture.Question the logic behind the 'hat kicking dance'.Claim that Finland is the true king of metal.Talk crap about Edvard Grieg, or the band a-Ha.
Tell him that he makes really lame movies.Claim that Sweden and Denmark are manlier than him.Tell him he's like Denmark and/or Sweden,
Sugar Fix (SPNxReader)“Cas do you hear that?”Sugar Fix (SPNxReader)4 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“Hear what (y/n)?” He asked as he watched you leaning against the vending machine, stroking the glass.
“That Rice Krispie treat, it’s calling my name,” you said staring down at the shiny blue packaging. Cas tilted his head to the side, confused at your words. He was very relieved when Dean walked by on his way to the Impala.
“Dean, I believe something is wrong with (y/n). She claims that that snack is attempting to converse with her.” Dean just laughed and reached into his pocket for his wallet.
“She’s just hungry and needs her sugar fix. Which one do you want (y/n)?”
“That chocolate Rice Krispie right there,” you said staring hungrily at the bar. Before Dean could put the dollar in the machine there was a fluttering of wings behind you.
“I hear someone’s in need of a sugar fix?”
“Gabriel!” you exclaimed running to give him a hug.
Dog!Germany x Reader: German ShepherdDog!Germany x Reader: German Shepherd7 hours ago in Humor More Like This
I walk well limp home, I found out that my right ankle was sprained, and I had cuts and bruises all over in random places. The dog was walking next to me, I knew it was a German Shepherd since I remember my father having one before but it died. I get to my house which I was lucky to remember I had and opened the door and limped inside, I let the dog in and closed the door, and limped into the living room and sat down on the sofa and rubbed my ankle, the German Shepherd walks over and sits in front of me, I was shocked it didn't jump onto the sofa, but whatever I don't even know if its mine or what. I groan and lean by and close my eyes and sigh.
"What the hell even happened to me?". I ask myself, I felt tears come to my eyes, I didn't even remember much, Job, Friends, Family (Besides you dad had a dog) nothing. I get up and go to my room and closed the door.
I watch as the girl goes up the stairs, I wonder who she is, I just saved her
~Animaniacs: Nocturnus~ Act X Chapter 3~Animaniacs: Nocturnus Act X~~Animaniacs: Nocturnus~ Act X Chapter 38 hours ago in Humor More Like This
*Chapter 3: Their Worst Nightmare*
Pinky and the Brain were strapped to giant tables and were forcibly undergoing experimentation. Pinky most of the time was laughing through the whole thing. Brain not so much.
He was getting a figurative migraine at this point.
"Alright, let's take a look at that cerebellum." said a posing scientist.
"You already took two blasted X-rays." Brain growled while grinding his teeth.
That was just one of the things that struck the genius mouse as strange. Things kept repeating themselves and matter how much electric jabs or bright lights that shone in his face, it didn't seem to be affecting him physically. Or Pinky for that matter.
"Oh Brain, I feel so tired. Poit." Pinky whined.
"I know, Pinky." Brain muttered. "However, I'm unable to think of how to logically escape this madness."
"I wish we took Snowball's offer. ZORT."
"Don't say that, Pinky! We can't allow Snowball to conquer us. This is obviously a battle of wits."
A Rose By Any Other NameA Rose By Any Other NameA Rose By Any Other Name8 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Fang looked away from the stove and smiled. “Good morning, sunshine.”
Despite the fact that Fang was actually making breakfast for once, Lightning had to fight the urge to grab the frying pan out of her hand and beat her to death with it. Honestly, she loved Fang, but she hated that damn nickname.
“Oh, what’s with the frown?” Fang asked. “Did my little ray of sunshine have a bad dream?”
Lightning’s gaze drifted from the frying pan – nice and heavy – to the knife on the kitchen counter – wonderfully sharp. Why did people have to call her sunshine? Her hair wasn’t a golden blonde; her personality was the complete opposite; and her nickname was the opposite too. Her jaw clenched. If it wasn’t for the fact that Fang was so damn sincere, Lightning would have thought it was sarcasm.
Fang finally seemed to notice her unease. “Sunshine?”
“Fang… could you
Welcome To The Family Ch 20 And Suddenly--Ninjas!Welcome To The Family Ch 20 And Suddenly--Ninjas!7 hours ago in Humor More Like This
A/N: This is a Death Note fanfic. I don't own Death Note.
Light swore that Near was secretly a ninja. Well save for dressing all in black and knowing martial arts—an out of shape, snowmageddon ninja then—but that was beside the point! The way that that kid could get the drop on him defied all logic! He wasn’t human! He must have been born as a Shinigami-polar bear hybrid that could walk through walls or something—that was the only plausible explanation!
“Hey Near. What are you doing out here?” Light asked while affecting a most cool and casual manner, leaning against the wall and shoving his hands into his jacket pockets while he flashed a kind, disarming smile in an attempt to look perfectly normal not the least bit suspicious and braced himself for yet another onslaught of veiled (and not-so-veiled) accusations.
Light reflected that Near was clearly dedicated in his stalking—his obsession of him must have overridden even his agoraphobia s
The OneTHIS IS TAKEN OFF OF MY ACCOUNT ON FANFICTION.NET! FEEDBACK IS GREATLY APPRECEATED! ENJOY!The One8 hours ago in Humor More Like This
It was two years ago when David Hayes died in that tragic car accident. The rest of the Hayes suffered greatly. Unable to financially support her children, Karen Hayes moved her family to a house in Norlen. When 16-year-old Sera Carter, childhood friend to Emily and Navin, found out she was shocked.
"Huh?! You guys are moving?!" Sera nearly dropped her phone.
"Yeah," Emily said into the phone.
"We can't afford to live in the city anymore."
"And you're just now mentioning this?"
Silence. "Mom didn't want to inconvenience anyone."
Sera sighed. "So when are you guys moving?"
In the background Sera heard Navin say "Tell Sera I said hi!"
"Navin says hi," Emily states.
"Yeah, I heard. Why so soon, Em?" Sera asks.
"I'll see you later, Sera. Bye."
Sera pocketed her phon
Adventure Time Ch.7 (Mine)Where Ray was originally standing, there was a giant lump of dirt. It began to stir and a fireball blasted its way out of the dirt pile. There stood Ray, still having his wings around his friends. "Are you guys okay?" he asked. "'cough...' Yeah, we're fine 'cough'" Finn said. "What a waste" PB said. Ray unraveled his wings and there stood all his companions, Finn, Jake, Marceline, PB, FQ, LR, the kids, BMO, LSP, and Ice King. Ray then changed back to human form and said, "Sorry princess" "It's okay Ray, it wasn't your fault" PB said. They were about to leave when D-Tide powered up and a flash of light came from a small hole at the top of D-Tide, and Dimension Tide... spoke.Adventure Time Ch.7 (Mine)19 minutes ago in Humor More Like This
"Scanning life forms" it said in a heavy mechanical voice. "Detecting... a human... a mutated candy-human hybrid... a magic dog... a dragon-born... a demon-born... a rainacorn... 5 rainacorn-dog hybrids... an enhanced gaming operative... an ice warlock... a flame being... and a lumpy space being" it said as it scann
South Park The Stick of Truth: Seko and San prew 1See origin here: http://m.youtube.com/watch?featurelpp&listLYH8WvNV1YEmylTFsGz3CbQ0aSKYU0TEf&v=7yP35-V042cSouth Park The Stick of Truth: Seko and San prew 11 hour ago in Humor More Like This
Hair: Style 3 and brown
Clotsh: the long armd with Blu color
Hair(may change): Black short hair
Clotsh(may change): long armd with Red Color and yellow scarf
We see the good old South Park sign and the good old South Park. It has go a week after Black Friday(Xbox one vs Ps4 Episode), and a new family have move into the town. They are right now packning up their stuff
Dad: Well i think that's everything.
Mom: We did it, hon, We're really moved in!
They are then huggning
Dad: It's a new beginning for us. Things are finally going to be good!
Mom: Do you really think if it will be beter for... him?
They look up into the roff and dad hold mom hard
Dad: They won't look for him here. We just make to be sure dosen't attract any attention. Come on, Let's see what he's doing with her.
They go to a room for two and it is thier son and daugther'
Anna can magicAnna the Elsa's sister can magic, So she can do for her, she can conjure a hot, and Elsa can not this her magic over. Instead, she fell in love with Hans and Elsa loved Kristoff. It's full of sandwiches and full of the awesome!Anna can magic1 hour ago in Humor More Like This
Mario Facebook Chatsdisclaimer: I only own OCs and the idea.everything else belongs to Nintendo.Mario Facebook Chats2 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Alexis Carter posted a status: If you were in a zombie apocalypse who would be the first person to die and why?
2100 people like this.
Peach Toadstool: Justin Beiber, Nobody likes him anyway.
Toad Toadstool: *Runs into his room crying.*
Mario Mario: I agree with Peach.
Luigi Mario: Nah. Rebecca Black needs to go, she is a horrid singer.
Bowser Koopa: HOW DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING AGAINST REBECCA BLACK! I’LL END YOU IF YOU DO!!!
Yoshi: Yoshi! Yoshi! ( I agree with Mama Luigi!)
Luigi Mario: *Facepalm*
Mario Mario: LOL! That joke never gets old!
Luigi Mario just got poked by King Boo.
Luigi Mario just logged off.
Mario Mario: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!! Luigi! do
The Pocky Commentaries: Pickle TickleEllo, Pocky here. Today I’m MSTing a short little thing that I like to call ‘How to Write Morby Porn in the Funniest and Squickiest Way Imaginable’. The actual title is ‘Pickle Tickle’… so if you really, REALLY like pickles, I wouldn’t recommend reading this fic. Nothing too bad, it’s more funny WTF than brain-exploding WTF, but still, better safe than sorry.The Pocky Commentaries: Pickle Tickle4 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Oh, and to up the ante, they’re furries in this. Yup. Turn back now if you feel squeamish.
Comments are in bold, of course. Happy reading… or not.
"HNNNNNHNHNHNHNNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNG!" Said Rigby as he struggled to open the pickle jar, (I seriously thought that was a narwhal attempting to sing opera.) "WHY CAN'T I GET THE CAP OFF?!" (Ah, jars that are being difficult. We’ve all been there.)
Rigby squirmed and grunted while twisting the cap as hard as his tiny little raccoon hands could.
He took his clothes off, (Hold up, if he’s a r
Letters from a Mutual Friend: 25Letter 25: Tech Week Pt. 1Letters from a Mutual Friend: 257 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Your Excellency Our Noble King O Cunning One
We hope that this letter finds you ready
to attackfor one of the most interesting weeks we have had in some time. Not since The Great Elvish Escapade have we had this much fun nor prepared so much. Even as we speak, Ludo and Ruby Lou are on their way back from a very successful fishing trip. When they return, they will have more than two dozen fish more like five, all of which will be used as special surprises for the guilty ones when they enter backstage each day of “Tech Week”, as Sarah calls it. As for “Tech Week” in general, our main plans involve the fish, and perhaps some goblins appearing to play with the stuff backstage so that it is better arranged.
KotOR - A Very Unauthorized Rewrite: Chapter 1(Please note: Transferring stories from LibreOffice (my word processor) to DeviantArt is a royal pain...especially since I want to keep the original formatting. Uploading the entire story may take some time.)KotOR - A Very Unauthorized Rewrite: Chapter 17 hours ago in Humor More Like This
This not-quite-a-novelization of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic is going to a bit of an experiment on my part. Not only is it going to be the longest thing I've ever written, it's also the first attempt I've ever made at creating a story within the Star Wars universe. This could either be a great success...or it could end up crashing and burning spectacularly.
First things first - if anyone is expecting this to be Inglorious Bosh'tets in a Galaxy Far, Far Away, you're going to be disappointed. Yes, there is a great deal of silly stuff in this story, such as former actor-turned-Sith Lord, and a Jedi Exile who was the leader singer for a band that's the Star Wars equivalent of Black Sabbath, but