Get Back In Bed (ClintxReader) One-ShotGet Back In Bed (ClintxReader) One-Shot2 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
You were having a very pleasant dream. One where you were walking in a sunflower field with wind that tickled your skin and made your (h/c) hair flow gently. The sunflowers swayed with the wind, creating a yellow sea of waves. The sky was a big, bright bowl of blue with white, fluffy clouds that reminded you of whipped cream.
The dream could have gone on forever if it weren't for your stupid alarm clock.
You slammed your fist on it, wondering why you had set your alarm clock on a Saturday. The answer dawned on you when you realized that you had a date with your best friend today. You were supposed to go shopping with her even though you had already done so last Saturday. But she made you come back with her today because the store she went in last time didn't have the dress she wanted in her size.
You rolled out of bed, groaning as you whipped your hair back. Your feet had just touched the ground when you felt a pair of strong arms wrap around your waist.
"Ah! Clint, you scared m
I Want One (ClintxReader) One-ShotDaniel, Pepper’s baby cousin, was at Stark Tower while his mother had gone out shopping. He had certainly caused a stir within the tower because of his cuteness. With big cheeks, a button nose, eyes as green as grass, and sunflower blonde locks, he was absolutely adorable. Even Natasha couldn’t help but smile when she saw him laugh.I Want One (ClintxReader) One-Shot3 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“He’s so cute!” you gushed, tickling his tummy which caused him to erupt into a fit of giggles.
“How old is he again?” Natasha asked.
“He just turned one a month ago,” Pepper answered with a smile.
She too was especially fond of her baby cousin who had made her cousin so happy. She was the one who planned the baby shower and she was the one who was there at the time of his birth, so of course Pepper held a special bond with him.
“I only stopped by to give you these papers, (Name), but I think I can stay a while,” your boss, Maria Hill, chuckled. “Besides, Daniel reminds me of my own nep
I'm Fun Sized (BuckyxReader) One-ShotI'm Fun Sized (BuckyxReader) One-Shot2 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“Bucky can you get the can of peas on the top shelf?”
“Sure,” he grumbled.
“And that big, blue mug over there?”
“Oh, and that bag of rice?”
“Do you not own a stepladder or something!” he suddenly snapped.
The reason why you were making Bucky reach for all these things was because you were short. Sadly, you had never reached your growth spurt and even now in your adulthood you were short. You didn’t mind it so much. People usually mistook you for a child and as annoying as that could be, that meant you could lie and get some children discounts. This especially came in handy at the movies.
About four months ago, Bucky had moved in to the apartment across from yours. He was distant at first. He barely made eye contact with you and only the third week that he had arrived did he utter the word, “hello”, to you. You assumed he just liked to keep
Go To Sleep (StevexReader) One-ShotGo To Sleep (StevexReader) One-Shot20 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Steve was sprawled out across the bed, remote control in hand as he clicked through channels. You were in the bathroom, removing your makeup and getting ready for bed. After washing your face, you strolled out of the bathroom and sat down next to Steve. He looked up at you and gave you the same smile that always made you blush.
“Ready for bed?” he asked. “We have a big mission tomorrow so we need our rest.”
“Yeah, yeah, I know.”
You and Steve almost always teamed up together on missions. Sometimes you couldn’t because your set of skills were needed for a different mission or because yours weren’t needed for the one that Steve was assigned to do. Even after being married to him for over three years, you still worried when he went off on a mission without you. Yes he was a super soldier but you knew what kind of torture men like Steve went through if they were captured by the enemy. You had been through it yourself and on one occasion, did
You're An Idiot (StevexReaderxTony) One-ShotWhen Tony saw you walking through Stark Tower, he thought he had imagined it. At first he thought that maybe he had been drinking too much but then he remembered that he was sober. All he saw was a glimpse of your profile before you disappeared somewhere down the hall but he was sure that he had seen you.You're An Idiot (StevexReaderxTony) One-Shot3 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
It wasn’t only till he saw you lip locking with a certain super soldier that he knew that he had definitely saw you. His jaw dropped at first, and he rubbed eyes several times but you were still there—kissing Steve. Only when he snapped out of it did he grab your arm and pull you to the side.
“Ow!” you hissed. “What do you—Oh! Hey there Mr. Stark!”
You smiled at him, ignoring the pain in your shoulder while trying to get out of his grasp. Steve pulled you away from a very perplexed Tony who wondered what the hell you were doing in his Tower.
“Don’t hey me,” he spat. “What are you doing here?”
Avengers Group Texts 3Okay, who showed Clint Fall Out Boy? -TSAvengers Group Texts 33 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
..... - (Y/I)
He's been blasting it through the tower all freaking day! -TS
SO LIGHT EM UP! -CB
.... - (Y/I)
(Name), don't you dare... -TS
*Urge to sing intensifies* -(Y/I)
UP UP, LIGHT EM UP UP UP -CB
I'M ON FIRE! - (Y/I)
Don't hate, appreciate Tones -CB
Shut up Clint -TS
WHO THE HELL LET BRUCE DOWNLOAD FLAPPY BIRD!!? -(Y/I)
I WILL END YOU! -(Y/I)
Not if Banner doesn't end you first! -CB
I uninstalled it! Crises averted! -TS
I'M BEING CHASED BY THE HULK WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRISIS AVERTED!? -(Y/I)
Future crisis averted? -TS
Would you just shut up! -(Y/I)
I'm going to murder the person who invented smack cam. -CB
Hahahhaa! Your face was priceless! -TS
Where are you hiding Anthony!? -CB
Ooo, first name basis already? Come get me big boy ; ) -TS
You're so gay and you don't even like boys. -SR
(Name), stop letting Cap listen to Katy Perry -NR
I kissed a girl... -(Y/I)
And I recorded it! -TS
Rubbing Ovaries - Tony x ReaderRubbing Ovaries - Tony x Reader3 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“Why is she doing this to me!”
Tony sighed as he took the elevator down to the breakfast room.
“Ugh! Why is she constantly in my mind?”
Thinking he wanted an answer J.A.R.V.I.S. replied, “Perhaps, sir, you actually care for her. Maybe even love her”
Love? That word struck many emotions namely his childhood and his parents, even his cheating ex-fiancé Pepper. “Love her?! I-“ He cut himself off when the elevator doors opened.
Thor had a poptart in his mouth when he looked over to Tony. “Halloow Amthhonny!”
“Hi” Tony grumbled. ‘Of course’ he thought, ‘He would be the first one eating’ Rolling his eyes, Tony got a muffin from a huge stack that his A.I. system made for him.
Upon seeing the stack of muffins, Thor’s eyes lit up. Tony knowing full well Thor was going to charge toward it, stepped out of his way.
Looking off to the side, Tony saw Steve walking to get an appl
Frozen Puns (SamxReaderxDean)“(y/n) look it’s snowing,” Sam said as you and Dean climbed into the Impala. “Do you wanna build a snowman?” He asked smiling back at you.Frozen Puns (SamxReaderxDean)3 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“Does it have to be a snowman?” You replied as Dean sighed heavily.
“Will you two shut up about that movie about the ice? It’s all you two have been talking about for days,” he stated as he turned on the car and began heading for the cemetery.
“You’re right Dean,” you said from your spot in the backseat. “It’s almost like we can’t--”
“Don’t you dare,” Dean interrupted.
“Let it go,” Sam finished. You and Sam started laughing and Dean just death glared his brother.
“Can we please just focus on the task at hand? There’s a body that needs burning and that doesn’t require ice puns,” Dean grumbled.
“Dean, it’s just a movie. You need to chill out,” you said trying not to laugh.
Avengers x Reader Sleepover! Pt. 6Avengers x Reader Sleepover! Pt. 6Avengers x Reader Sleepover! Pt. 61 month ago in Humor More Like This
You followed the brothers back into the sitting room. Thor gently placed his younger brother onto the couch and covered him with a blanket.
"You're so good to you're baby brother! Even if the two of you do beat each other up from tine to time!" You teased. Thor chuckled.
"Well, he is my little brother, and it's my job as his elder brother to look after him no matter what kind of mischief he gets himself into."
"So can I just ask something? Like randomly?"
"When Loki had his kids, you know, the half zombie girl, the snake, the wolf and the horse how did you react? Did you go nuts?" You asked playfully. Thor chuckled.
"Well, it was quite an unexpected thing, especially the horse..."
"Why?" You interrupted.
"Well because it was Loki who birthed the horse..."
"WHAT?!?!? You mean Loki's the mommy? How the-?"
"Yes Loki is the mother, he carried little Sleipnir around d for nine moths, and as for how, well shapeshifting, I guess... Anyway, when I
Sick (Loki x Reader) Oneshot!Not once all night did you get any sleep! Or Loki for that matter. With you coughing and sneezing. Gagging and weeping for death. Loki had no idea what on earth was wrong with you. So, during the middle of the night. He couldn't take another cough or sob, and he left the bedroom. “What in the name of Asgard is wrong with her!”Sick (Loki x Reader) Oneshot!1 month ago in Humor More Like This
“Loki!” You screamed with a horse voice from the bedroom. Loki winced. Dreading to see what you wanted now. “Yes, dear?!”
“Can you get me...some new tissues-”
“Tissues! What on earth are tissues!?”
For a long pause, Loki stood there, trying to decipher the meaning of tissue. When you screaming for attention almost felt like you ripped your throat in half “Loki! I need tissues now!”
“Erg! I'll find something...”
Heading towards the bathroom, he found a roll of toilet paper sitting there. He knew you wasn't doing so good.
Hula Dancing (TonyxReader) One-Shot“Okay sweetie,” you told your daughter, Zoey, while raising your hands upwards and to the side. “Always keep your hands up like this. Got it?”Hula Dancing (TonyxReader) One-Shot3 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“Got it,” she nodded enthusiastically, the leaf headband in her hair shaking slightly.
You grinned at your daughter, admiring how adorable she looked in her grass skirt and red tank top.
The music that was playing in the background was very festive with a sweet melody. You moved your hips slowly to the beat, your daughter following suit. The reason why you were hula dancing was simply because your daughter really wanted to do it after she saw the movie Lilo and Stitch. She had become obsessed with the movie and even went as far as making herself her own Scrump doll. Speaking of the doll, it was now sitting on the couch with its stitched in smile, watching the two of you dance.
You were wearing a similar outfit to Zoey except that you were wearing a red crop top that exposed your stomach. The two of you were gi
America x Reader - Breakfast In BedAmerica x Reader - Breakfast In Bed1 month ago in Humor More Like This
“___,” Alfred drawled as he lay in bed. You tried desperately not to roll your eyes. Usually the only time he ever whined like that was when he was trying to get something out of you. Resentfully grabbing your hairbrush, you turned toward your husband in mild frustration as you began to brush your hair.
“Alfred, it’s 9:30 in the morning. Can’t you wait until noon to start asking me for things?”
“Not when it’s this important!”
“What could be more important than relaxing during the morning hours?” Your blonde husband shot you a dumb look, as if the answer was downright obvious.
“Food.” Honestly, regardless of your knowledge of his love of food, you were a bit taken aback by his response.
“___, we’ve been married for a while now,” Alfred stated condescendingly as he clasped his hands
I Met Him! (Loki X Reader) Oneshot!“I met Loki!” Was the first words that escaped your lips for the first time this evening. Your friend Looked at you with such a puzzled expression to her face. “I'm sorry. I didn't quiet hear that...did you just-”I Met Him! (Loki X Reader) Oneshot!3 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“Uh huh! Loki! Fricking Loki!” You squeaked in your chair. Jumping up and down. She looked down her glasses, a sighed escaping her lips. It had been a long day for you both, working in college and then doing some late shopping. But you had been holding onto the news for hours. So image how mentally tired you must of felt. “Where did you meet this look-a-like-”
“It was him! I swear it was him...”
“Honey. You knows he isn't real..Loki is based of a movie, which is based of a comic which is based of a myth. Loki isn't real-”
“Yes he is! I can prove it!”
Rummaging through your handbag, your friend went back to reading her book. One thing
They Made A Movie... Of Me? - Steve x ReaderThey Made A Movie... Of Me? - Steve x Reader2 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“Guess what day it is?!!”
“Ugh. You and I both know what day it is” your friend Lupe responded.
“That’s right! Tonight is the premiere of The Winter Soldier~!” You beamed.
Your friend hissed like a vampire from your mega-watt grin. “Stop smiling ____! Some people might think you are insane”
You stuck out your tongue. “Well at least I am excited; your excitement equates to that of a log… in the snow… on top of the Himalayas!”
She rolled her eyes but couldn’t help but somewhat smile, “Shut up. You know trees let alone logs don’t exist on the Himalayas”
“As Tom Clancy said, ‘I've made up stuff that's turned out to be real, that's the spooky part’”
Lupe elbowed your side giggling, “Alright Einstein, I’ll give you that one but remember at 5:00 o’clock meet me in front of the theatre! In other words don’t take your sweet booty time get
Playing with fire (Tony X Reader)Playing with fire (Tony X Reader)1 month ago in Humor More Like This
It was rare to have silence throughout the Stark tower. Tony was bored fiddling with different pieces to his suits. He sighed and leaned back in his chair.
"Hey Jarvis" Tony said getting a sudden idea.
"Yes sir?" The AI said.
"Switch all the hot water to freezing cold."
"But sir, according to my scanners Miss (Y/n) is the shower using the hot water. If I were to switch it to cold-"
Tony cut him off "I am well aware of that just do it"
A few seconds later he heard a shriek. "HOLY SHIT!" You screamed jumping out of the shower quickly and wrapping a towel around yourself. "Anthony Edward Stark! I am going to kill you!" You yelled marching down the steps, holding the towel firmly.
Tony grinned and swiveled around in his chair to face you. "Nah you could never do that dollface"
You frowned and brushed some wet hair out of your face. "Don't call me that. And yes I could! I was taking a shower! And you being an idiot switched the water!"
"I'm well aware of what I did." He smiled. "Relax (Y/n)
Levi x Reader |Shipping|"Hey guys. I was wondering, who do you ship (Name) with?" Sasha asks all of the sudden, causing people from around the table to pause. Even Levi took interest to the conversation about to occur, wanting to note things said girl was into.Levi x Reader |Shipping|2 days ago in Humor More Like This
"I ship her with Armin." Christa piped up, which made Armin blush. Jean snorted out of amusement at this answer as he takes a bite of his potato, causing everyone to know why.
"She needs a real man. I ship her with moi." Eren groans, as Jean appears to have a smug look on his face. Levi narrows his eyes at him, remembering to remove you from all the chores that you both share. Jean looks over at Eren, annoyed.
"Well then who do you ship her with titan breath?" Jean says, making Eren glare at him.
"I ship her with Mikasa. They're always talking about stuff whenever I see them together." Eren says, which makes Mikasa's eyes widen at him. She elbows him, giving a disapproving glare. Eren mutters an ouch.
"I think (Name) and Co-" Armin wa
Bro!US x Sister!Reader | Over Protective BrotherBro!US x Sister!Reader | Over Protective Brother3 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
Brother!America x Sister!Reader x Pervy!BTT || Over Protective Brother
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Second Point of View
"Goodbye love, see you tomorrow at school," Your big brother's girlfriend, Alex said, smiling. She gave him a quick kiss on the lips before turning to you and ruffled your hair, then gave you a kiss on the forehead, "See you tomorrow as well!" She giggled. You smiled and nodded.
Your big brother, Alfred smiled at the small friendship between his little sister and his girlfriend. He leaned in and kissed her on the cheek, "See you later, babe. Love you!" He said, as he watched his girlfriend leave toward the opposite way.
"Love ya too!"
After waving goodbye to your brother's girlfriend, you a
Avengers x Reader Sleepover! Pt.5Avengers x Reader Sleepover! Pt.5Avengers x Reader Sleepover! Pt.51 month ago in Humor More Like This
Steve, Bruce, and Clint were gathered outside the kitchen door when you arrived there with Thor and Loki.
"so what's happening?" You asked.
"well, so far, there's been several screams, several long silences and several shouts for Tony saying 'NO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!?!?' " Clint explained.
"ssssh!!! Or they'll hear us!" Steve hushed. All of you moved up against the door ears now pressed against it as you listened to what they were doing.
"Okay on the count of three we go in!" You said. Everyone nodded.
there was shuffling heard from the other side of the door.
suddenly there was a scream.
"SHE IS TORTURING HIM!!!!" Thor yelled. You all looked to him and tried to calm him
Down, but it was no use. He summoned his hammer, mjolnir. And knocked down the door. When the dust cleared you all walked in, Thor first. He stood in the doorway and. Looked at what was before him. You came in behind him and slapped him over the head,
Knock 'Em Out (TonyxReader) One-ShotIt was another one of those nights where you went out to the bar to see if you could meet someone. These past few weeks you’ve been having nothing but one night stands that turned into nothing. Sure going to a bar wasn’t a place to find love but you were out of options at this point. Plus work didn’t exactly give you a lot of time to go out to a real location to find someone. That and dating sites creeped you out.Knock 'Em Out (TonyxReader) One-Shot5 days ago in Humor More Like This
Sighing to yourself, you brought your drink to your lips. Looks like you would be going home alone again tonight. Everyone here was either too creepy or too old for you. You didn’t want to feel like you were dating your grandfather of course.
Alright, so this is a song about anyone
It could be anyone, you're just doing your own thing
And someone comes out the blue
A man wearing cheap cologne approached you. You didn’t want to turn him down so easily but the look that he had in his eyes made you think that he was going to eat
Is She Cheating On Me? (Denmark x Reader)“_____?” I silently call out to my girlfriend, hoping that she wasn’t here. Hearing nobody answering, I smirked and opened the door furthermore. I silently walk down the hallway, in search of that little room where everything should happen. “Hehe,” I deeply chuckled, a smug grin sitting on my face.Is She Cheating On Me? (Denmark x Reader)2 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
Tiptoeing on the wooden floorboard, back hunched over, a black sock covering my face, I bet if someone saw me, they’d take me for a burgerlar... burgar. Buglarer... whatever it is. But right now, I wonder what her face will be like when I pull this plan off. I bet that it’ll be priceless.
Either way, I know she’s gonna kill me for this but, hey! It’s worth it. But Odin, if you can hear me, please help me and try to not get me killed. Denmark still needs their king (me) to rule with the power of awesomeness and Odin guiding him.
Sneaky. Aren’t you, Matthias? Yeah, you are. You could already pass
Captain Fools~! - Steve x Fiance! Punk? ReaderCaptain Fools~! - Steve x Fiance! Punk? Reader2 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“I don’t think so”
“You know you want to~”
You didn’t even dignify the billionaire a look. “No, Tony” You continued to scroll through YouTube videos on your iPad.
“Look, mortal, what better way than to celebrate today than to do this?”
You finally looked up from your screen to Loki, “Says the man who practically made this holiday”
Loki basked in his glory. “I know” He grinned, “I think secretly you mortals worship me”
You gave him a frightening stare before throwing a pillow at him. “That is exactly the reason why I won’t help you guys”
Tony pouted, “Don’t listen to Reindeer Games-“ Loki got an irritated look at the nickname “It’s just a harmless prank”
You rolled your eyes, “A prank I don’t want to be a part of”
“Come ooooon” Tony begged, “Haven’t you ever just wanted to p
Avengers Assemble Group Texts Pt. 5NR: hey guys, just wanted to let you know Fury wants us all at the base in twenty minutes for a meeting of some sort.Avengers Assemble Group Texts Pt. 51 month ago in Humor More Like This
TS: what about?
CB: I'm not going
NR: why not?! You have to it was an order!
CB: no! I'm still scared of Coulson after what happened last time.
SR: that was funny
CB: CAP WTH?!?! NO IT WASNT HE CHASED AFTER ME WITH A GUN!!! HE COULD OF SHOT ME!!!
SR: aw c'mon Clint do you really think he would actually shoot ya?
(Y/n): he'd never shoot any of us he loves us all too much.
CB: he shot Loki
LL: please stop reminding everyone of that.
(Y/n): you're going to that meeting!
CB: YOU CANT MAKE ME!!!!
(Y/n): WANNA BET!!!!
----------------------------Twenty five minutes later---------------------------
TS: IM SO BORED!!!
TS: how much longer is left of this stupid meeting?!?!?
NR: Tony, we've only been here five minutes
TS: is that it?!?!
CB: IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER!!!!!
TS: DOESN'T IT?!?!?
NR: come on guys grow up