Get Back In Bed (ClintxReader) One-ShotGet Back In Bed (ClintxReader) One-Shot3 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
You were having a very pleasant dream. One where you were walking in a sunflower field with wind that tickled your skin and made your (h/c) hair flow gently. The sunflowers swayed with the wind, creating a yellow sea of waves. The sky was a big, bright bowl of blue with white, fluffy clouds that reminded you of whipped cream.
The dream could have gone on forever if it weren't for your stupid alarm clock.
You slammed your fist on it, wondering why you had set your alarm clock on a Saturday. The answer dawned on you when you realized that you had a date with your best friend today. You were supposed to go shopping with her even though you had already done so last Saturday. But she made you come back with her today because the store she went in last time didn't have the dress she wanted in her size.
You rolled out of bed, groaning as you whipped your hair back. Your feet had just touched the ground when you felt a pair of strong arms wrap around your waist.
"Ah! Clint, you scared m
Go To Sleep (StevexReader) One-ShotGo To Sleep (StevexReader) One-Shot1 week ago in Humor More Like This
Steve was sprawled out across the bed, remote control in hand as he clicked through channels. You were in the bathroom, removing your makeup and getting ready for bed. After washing your face, you strolled out of the bathroom and sat down next to Steve. He looked up at you and gave you the same smile that always made you blush.
“Ready for bed?” he asked. “We have a big mission tomorrow so we need our rest.”
“Yeah, yeah, I know.”
You and Steve almost always teamed up together on missions. Sometimes you couldn’t because your set of skills were needed for a different mission or because yours weren’t needed for the one that Steve was assigned to do. Even after being married to him for over three years, you still worried when he went off on a mission without you. Yes he was a super soldier but you knew what kind of torture men like Steve went through if they were captured by the enemy. You had been through it yourself and on one occasion, did
I Want One (ClintxReader) One-ShotDaniel, Pepper’s baby cousin, was at Stark Tower while his mother had gone out shopping. He had certainly caused a stir within the tower because of his cuteness. With big cheeks, a button nose, eyes as green as grass, and sunflower blonde locks, he was absolutely adorable. Even Natasha couldn’t help but smile when she saw him laugh.I Want One (ClintxReader) One-Shot1 month ago in Humor More Like This
“He’s so cute!” you gushed, tickling his tummy which caused him to erupt into a fit of giggles.
“How old is he again?” Natasha asked.
“He just turned one a month ago,” Pepper answered with a smile.
She too was especially fond of her baby cousin who had made her cousin so happy. She was the one who planned the baby shower and she was the one who was there at the time of his birth, so of course Pepper held a special bond with him.
“I only stopped by to give you these papers, (Name), but I think I can stay a while,” your boss, Maria Hill, chuckled. “Besides, Daniel reminds me of my own nep
I'm Fun Sized (BuckyxReader) One-ShotI'm Fun Sized (BuckyxReader) One-Shot2 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“Bucky can you get the can of peas on the top shelf?”
“Sure,” he grumbled.
“And that big, blue mug over there?”
“Oh, and that bag of rice?”
“Do you not own a stepladder or something!” he suddenly snapped.
The reason why you were making Bucky reach for all these things was because you were short. Sadly, you had never reached your growth spurt and even now in your adulthood you were short. You didn’t mind it so much. People usually mistook you for a child and as annoying as that could be, that meant you could lie and get some children discounts. This especially came in handy at the movies.
About four months ago, Bucky had moved in to the apartment across from yours. He was distant at first. He barely made eye contact with you and only the third week that he had arrived did he utter the word, “hello”, to you. You assumed he just liked to keep
Levi x Reader |Shipping|"Hey guys. I was wondering, who do you ship (Name) with?" Sasha asks all of the sudden, causing people from around the table to pause. Even Levi took interest to the conversation about to occur, wanting to note things said girl was into.Levi x Reader |Shipping|1 week ago in Humor More Like This
"I ship her with Armin." Christa piped up, which made Armin blush. Jean snorted out of amusement at this answer as he takes a bite of his potato, causing everyone to know why.
"She needs a real man. I ship her with moi." Eren groans, as Jean appears to have a smug look on his face. Levi narrows his eyes at him, remembering to remove you from all the chores that you both share. Jean looks over at Eren, annoyed.
"Well then who do you ship her with titan breath?" Jean says, making Eren glare at him.
"I ship her with Mikasa. They're always talking about stuff whenever I see them together." Eren says, which makes Mikasa's eyes widen at him. She elbows him, giving a disapproving glare. Eren mutters an ouch.
"I think (Name) and Co-" Armin wa
Rubbing Ovaries - Tony x ReaderRubbing Ovaries - Tony x Reader1 month ago in Humor More Like This
“Why is she doing this to me!”
Tony sighed as he took the elevator down to the breakfast room.
“Ugh! Why is she constantly in my mind?”
Thinking he wanted an answer J.A.R.V.I.S. replied, “Perhaps, sir, you actually care for her. Maybe even love her”
Love? That word struck many emotions namely his childhood and his parents, even his cheating ex-fiancé Pepper. “Love her?! I-“ He cut himself off when the elevator doors opened.
Thor had a poptart in his mouth when he looked over to Tony. “Halloow Amthhonny!”
“Hi” Tony grumbled. ‘Of course’ he thought, ‘He would be the first one eating’ Rolling his eyes, Tony got a muffin from a huge stack that his A.I. system made for him.
Upon seeing the stack of muffins, Thor’s eyes lit up. Tony knowing full well Thor was going to charge toward it, stepped out of his way.
Looking off to the side, Tony saw Steve walking to get an appl
You're An Idiot (StevexReaderxTony) One-ShotWhen Tony saw you walking through Stark Tower, he thought he had imagined it. At first he thought that maybe he had been drinking too much but then he remembered that he was sober. All he saw was a glimpse of your profile before you disappeared somewhere down the hall but he was sure that he had seen you.You're An Idiot (StevexReaderxTony) One-Shot1 month ago in Humor More Like This
It wasn’t only till he saw you lip locking with a certain super soldier that he knew that he had definitely saw you. His jaw dropped at first, and he rubbed eyes several times but you were still there—kissing Steve. Only when he snapped out of it did he grab your arm and pull you to the side.
“Ow!” you hissed. “What do you—Oh! Hey there Mr. Stark!”
You smiled at him, ignoring the pain in your shoulder while trying to get out of his grasp. Steve pulled you away from a very perplexed Tony who wondered what the hell you were doing in his Tower.
“Don’t hey me,” he spat. “What are you doing here?”
Avengers Group Texts 3Okay, who showed Clint Fall Out Boy? -TSAvengers Group Texts 31 month ago in Humor More Like This
..... - (Y/I)
He's been blasting it through the tower all freaking day! -TS
SO LIGHT EM UP! -CB
.... - (Y/I)
(Name), don't you dare... -TS
*Urge to sing intensifies* -(Y/I)
UP UP, LIGHT EM UP UP UP -CB
I'M ON FIRE! - (Y/I)
Don't hate, appreciate Tones -CB
Shut up Clint -TS
WHO THE HELL LET BRUCE DOWNLOAD FLAPPY BIRD!!? -(Y/I)
I WILL END YOU! -(Y/I)
Not if Banner doesn't end you first! -CB
I uninstalled it! Crises averted! -TS
I'M BEING CHASED BY THE HULK WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRISIS AVERTED!? -(Y/I)
Future crisis averted? -TS
Would you just shut up! -(Y/I)
I'm going to murder the person who invented smack cam. -CB
Hahahhaa! Your face was priceless! -TS
Where are you hiding Anthony!? -CB
Ooo, first name basis already? Come get me big boy ; ) -TS
You're so gay and you don't even like boys. -SR
(Name), stop letting Cap listen to Katy Perry -NR
I kissed a girl... -(Y/I)
And I recorded it! -TS
Frozen Puns (SamxReaderxDean)“(y/n) look it’s snowing,” Sam said as you and Dean climbed into the Impala. “Do you wanna build a snowman?” He asked smiling back at you.Frozen Puns (SamxReaderxDean)1 month ago in Humor More Like This
“Does it have to be a snowman?” You replied as Dean sighed heavily.
“Will you two shut up about that movie about the ice? It’s all you two have been talking about for days,” he stated as he turned on the car and began heading for the cemetery.
“You’re right Dean,” you said from your spot in the backseat. “It’s almost like we can’t--”
“Don’t you dare,” Dean interrupted.
“Let it go,” Sam finished. You and Sam started laughing and Dean just death glared his brother.
“Can we please just focus on the task at hand? There’s a body that needs burning and that doesn’t require ice puns,” Dean grumbled.
“Dean, it’s just a movie. You need to chill out,” you said trying not to laugh.
In The Shower (BrucexReader) One-ShotMusic echoed throughout the bathroom along with the sound of running shower water. Bruce opened the door quietly, stripping himself of his clothes as to not alert you of his presence. Thankfully the music covered up the sound of him opening the shower curtains. He got one foot in but then he saw you dancing in the shower to the beat of the music and he couldn’t help but stare.In The Shower (BrucexReader) One-Shot1 week ago in Humor More Like This
“What...are you doing?” he asked bluntly.
“Ah!” you yelped.
You spun around scared, throwing a bar of soap at what you thought was some intrusive pervert. But it only turned out to be your boyfriend. You gasped, hands quickly checking Bruce’s face to see if he had gotten hurt badly. He was fine but got some soap in his eyes. He fully stepped into the shower, and then washed the soap out of his eyes.
“Sorry about that,” you murmured. “You okay though?”
“Yeah just fine,” he nodded. “But were you seriously dancing before?”
They Made A Movie... Of Me? - Steve x ReaderThey Made A Movie... Of Me? - Steve x Reader3 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“Guess what day it is?!!”
“Ugh. You and I both know what day it is” your friend Lupe responded.
“That’s right! Tonight is the premiere of The Winter Soldier~!” You beamed.
Your friend hissed like a vampire from your mega-watt grin. “Stop smiling ____! Some people might think you are insane”
You stuck out your tongue. “Well at least I am excited; your excitement equates to that of a log… in the snow… on top of the Himalayas!”
She rolled her eyes but couldn’t help but somewhat smile, “Shut up. You know trees let alone logs don’t exist on the Himalayas”
“As Tom Clancy said, ‘I've made up stuff that's turned out to be real, that's the spooky part’”
Lupe elbowed your side giggling, “Alright Einstein, I’ll give you that one but remember at 5:00 o’clock meet me in front of the theatre! In other words don’t take your sweet booty time get
Comp (TonyxReader) One-ShotComp (TonyxReader) One-Shot3 days ago in Humor More Like This
Tony was heading to his lab at Stark Tower, in the elevator with a bagel in his mouth and a coffee in hand. When the elevator doors opened, he saw you rummaging around by the computer and touch screens, and you looked frantic. You jumped when you heard him clear his throat. Turning around, you blushed as you tried to explain what you were doing.
“Snooping around in my lab, (Name)?” he raised an eyebrow at you. “Did not expect such a thing from you.”
“So are you going to let me off the hook?”
“Didn’t say that,” he smiled sarcastically. “Now why are you here?”
“I was in my room on my laptop when JARVIS started acting strange,” you began. “So I decided to come down here to the source to see what was the matter.”
“Wait what do you mean by strange?” Tony raised an eyebrow up at you suspiciously.
“He started to dim down the lights, then change the way the shades faced, plus he read my
Easter Bunnies (2P!F.A.C.E. x Child!Reader)Easter was just around the corner. The children of the neighborhood prepared the arrival of the Easter Bunny. They suffered through itchy Easter clothes, uncomfortable shoes, and Easter Brunches just for the Easter Bunny, especially ______________. She was in a frilly, white, pink with pink Mary Janes. Her hair was in frilly little curls and looked like china doll for the last few weeks because of her mother’s brunches, picnics, and things. The last week she was only too happy to not suffer through the last picnic. However, something traumatic happened at the last picnic and it showed when she came home. Matthew was the first to notice that something was wrong. When she came to visit, she looked sad. No kid should look sad around Easter, only when they were in those itchy Easter clothes and she wasn’t in those. Because Dad had another meeting, he asked if she could stay with them for a few days. Artie didn’t mind at all.Easter Bunnies (2P!F.A.C.E. x Child!Reader)5 days ago in Humor More Like This
“Is her mother about?”
Hula Dancing (TonyxReader) One-Shot“Okay sweetie,” you told your daughter, Zoey, while raising your hands upwards and to the side. “Always keep your hands up like this. Got it?”Hula Dancing (TonyxReader) One-Shot1 month ago in Humor More Like This
“Got it,” she nodded enthusiastically, the leaf headband in her hair shaking slightly.
You grinned at your daughter, admiring how adorable she looked in her grass skirt and red tank top.
The music that was playing in the background was very festive with a sweet melody. You moved your hips slowly to the beat, your daughter following suit. The reason why you were hula dancing was simply because your daughter really wanted to do it after she saw the movie Lilo and Stitch. She had become obsessed with the movie and even went as far as making herself her own Scrump doll. Speaking of the doll, it was now sitting on the couch with its stitched in smile, watching the two of you dance.
You were wearing a similar outfit to Zoey except that you were wearing a red crop top that exposed your stomach. The two of you were gi
I Met Him! (Loki X Reader) Oneshot!“I met Loki!” Was the first words that escaped your lips for the first time this evening. Your friend Looked at you with such a puzzled expression to her face. “I'm sorry. I didn't quiet hear that...did you just-”I Met Him! (Loki X Reader) Oneshot!1 month ago in Humor More Like This
“Uh huh! Loki! Fricking Loki!” You squeaked in your chair. Jumping up and down. She looked down her glasses, a sighed escaping her lips. It had been a long day for you both, working in college and then doing some late shopping. But you had been holding onto the news for hours. So image how mentally tired you must of felt. “Where did you meet this look-a-like-”
“It was him! I swear it was him...”
“Honey. You knows he isn't real..Loki is based of a movie, which is based of a comic which is based of a myth. Loki isn't real-”
“Yes he is! I can prove it!”
Rummaging through your handbag, your friend went back to reading her book. One thing
Knock 'Em Out (TonyxReader) One-ShotIt was another one of those nights where you went out to the bar to see if you could meet someone. These past few weeks you’ve been having nothing but one night stands that turned into nothing. Sure going to a bar wasn’t a place to find love but you were out of options at this point. Plus work didn’t exactly give you a lot of time to go out to a real location to find someone. That and dating sites creeped you out.Knock 'Em Out (TonyxReader) One-Shot2 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
Sighing to yourself, you brought your drink to your lips. Looks like you would be going home alone again tonight. Everyone here was either too creepy or too old for you. You didn’t want to feel like you were dating your grandfather of course.
Alright, so this is a song about anyone
It could be anyone, you're just doing your own thing
And someone comes out the blue
A man wearing cheap cologne approached you. You didn’t want to turn him down so easily but the look that he had in his eyes made you think that he was going to eat
Frozen Medley (Bad Touch Trio x Reader)Frozen Medley (Bad Touch Trio x Reader)1 week ago in Humor More Like This
Author's Note: As the title says, it's full of Frozen references. Don't like it? Click Here and a stupid intro that's all. //sulk
It was just a boring day at her house, (Name) plopped down on the couch. Sighing, she looked around. Bored members of the group 'Bad Touch Trio' sat around her. They were all as bored as (Name), if not more so. They had tried everything, playing video games, movies and so on the list.
A light bulb suddenly popped above her head, "Guys..."
The trio looked at her and said "What?" in three different languages.
"I have an idea, let's make Frozen Medley!" She beamed.
"Let's start with..." she pondered, "You!"
(Name) pulled Gilbert to the center of the living room. "Then..." She grabbed Francis hand and also pulled him to the center. She braided his hair and twisted into a bun. "(Name), what are you doing?" Francis asked, but (Name) just shoved it off.
"There!" (Name) said after finishing her work. "
Bro!US x Sister!Reader | Over Protective BrotherBro!US x Sister!Reader | Over Protective Brother1 month ago in Humor More Like This
Brother!America x Sister!Reader x Pervy!BTT || Over Protective Brother
Requested by Crazynerdfangirl
Second Point of View
"Goodbye love, see you tomorrow at school," Your big brother's girlfriend, Alex said, smiling. She gave him a quick kiss on the lips before turning to you and ruffled your hair, then gave you a kiss on the forehead, "See you tomorrow as well!" She giggled. You smiled and nodded.
Your big brother, Alfred smiled at the small friendship between his little sister and his girlfriend. He leaned in and kissed her on the cheek, "See you later, babe. Love you!" He said, as he watched his girlfriend leave toward the opposite way.
"Love ya too!"
After waving goodbye to your brother's girlfriend, you a
Playing with fire (Tony X Reader)Playing with fire (Tony X Reader)1 month ago in Humor More Like This
It was rare to have silence throughout the Stark tower. Tony was bored fiddling with different pieces to his suits. He sighed and leaned back in his chair.
"Hey Jarvis" Tony said getting a sudden idea.
"Yes sir?" The AI said.
"Switch all the hot water to freezing cold."
"But sir, according to my scanners Miss (Y/n) is the shower using the hot water. If I were to switch it to cold-"
Tony cut him off "I am well aware of that just do it"
A few seconds later he heard a shriek. "HOLY SHIT!" You screamed jumping out of the shower quickly and wrapping a towel around yourself. "Anthony Edward Stark! I am going to kill you!" You yelled marching down the steps, holding the towel firmly.
Tony grinned and swiveled around in his chair to face you. "Nah you could never do that dollface"
You frowned and brushed some wet hair out of your face. "Don't call me that. And yes I could! I was taking a shower! And you being an idiot switched the water!"
"I'm well aware of what I did." He smiled. "Relax (Y/n)
Do it. Cheat. -Loki x ReaderDo it. Cheat. -Loki x Reader2 days ago in Humor More Like This
It never really crossed your mind.
True you were tempted, albeit too much, but you managed.
But after taking one look at him made you want to do it.
‘You can’t _____! It’s wrong!’ Your Jiminy Cricket voice screamed.
You replied, “I don’t give a crap anymore! It’s the only thing left to do” With your index finger you beckoned him over. The Asguardian leisurely made his way over to you. He put his slender hand on the table you were sitting at and said, “Do you have an answer for me yet?”
You gulped. ‘This is it. There is no turning back’ You looked up at his beautiful emerald eyes. “I have decided…. No”
He pulled away shocked, “No? What do you mean no?!”
You grinned as you stood up from your chair. “No. I don’t want to cheat”
“Are you serious? I did this for you!”
You laughed, “Loki honestly if I wanted to cheat on my exa
Music Tastes (TonyxReader) One-Shot“You’re funny.”Music Tastes (TonyxReader) One-Shot1 week ago in Humor More Like This
“Oh and why’s that?” you raised an eyebrow at Tony.
“Because you honestly think I’m going to raise my child to listen to that racket you call music?”
“It’s not racket,” you said through gritted. “And hey, until this thing is out of me, it’s MY baby.”
You poked his chest with your index finger, eyes shooting daggers at him. As per usual, you and Tony were arguing about how you should raise the baby. You had agreed to the Iron Baby suit because, well, it was a freaking Iron Baby suit. No doubt that your child would look adorable in that. You had come to negotiate with him on whom the God Parents should be and it was decided that Bruce would be the godfather and Natasha would be the godmother. You both agreed that you wouldn’t leave your baby ever alone with your mother, for you knew how psychotic the woman could be. She had her good intentions but yo
Is She Cheating On Me? (Denmark x Reader)“_____?” I silently call out to my girlfriend, hoping that she wasn’t here. Hearing nobody answering, I smirked and opened the door furthermore. I silently walk down the hallway, in search of that little room where everything should happen. “Hehe,” I deeply chuckled, a smug grin sitting on my face.Is She Cheating On Me? (Denmark x Reader)3 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
Tiptoeing on the wooden floorboard, back hunched over, a black sock covering my face, I bet if someone saw me, they’d take me for a burgerlar... burgar. Buglarer... whatever it is. But right now, I wonder what her face will be like when I pull this plan off. I bet that it’ll be priceless.
Either way, I know she’s gonna kill me for this but, hey! It’s worth it. But Odin, if you can hear me, please help me and try to not get me killed. Denmark still needs their king (me) to rule with the power of awesomeness and Odin guiding him.
Sneaky. Aren’t you, Matthias? Yeah, you are. You could already pass