Shipping Talk (AvengersxReader) One-ShotYou were scrolling through your phone on deviantart when Tony happened to pass by and saw what you were looking at. It was nothing bad. You were just checking your messages to see what new submissions from groups showed up. However it was a certain fanmade picture of Natasha and Clint together that he saw that made him start talking.Shipping Talk (AvengersxReader) One-Shot1 week ago in Humor More Like This
“So, guys,” he said to the other Avengers who were in the living room and doing their own thing. “Do you know what shipping is?”
“Oh gosh,” you muttered, knowing where this was going. “Tony whatever ideas you have in your head right now, just stop it.”
He smirked in a way that made his nose crinkle. “Oh (Name), there’s no stopping me. You should know that by now.”
You sighed and just decided to let everything play out. Clint was by the dining room table fixing up some of his bows while Natasha sat across from him typing away on her laptop. The rest of you were sitting on the couch. Thor and
2p!CanadaxReader: Terrible Bedside Manner“You’re a jerk!”2p!CanadaxReader: Terrible Bedside Manner1 month ago in Humor More Like This
“And you’re a bit-.”
“Matthiu Williams, ___________ ____________ return to your seats!” your homeroom teacher ordered.
You scowled at Matthiu, you hated him. He was a bully, picking on people weaker than him. And for some reason he felt the need to contently be a pain in your backside. Everything from arguing with your opinion in class to calling you names while you walked down the hall.
Matthiu glared back at you. He hated you for one and only one reason. You gave him a funny feeling in his chest. You were fiery and stubborn, but kind and gentle too. He liked you, but didn’t know how to express it. He also managed to get on your bad side and he really didn’t know how to fix that.
You began to cough as you sat down.
“___________, are you alright?” your teacher asked.
“I’m fine,” you managed out between coughs.
Your teacher walked over to your seat and placed (his/her) hand on your
Veritas [Actor!AU] | Levi x ReaderVeritas [Actor!AU] | Levi x Reader1 month ago in Humor More Like This
“I’m going to beat the shit out of you now, okay?”
The words are spoken as Levi crouches before Eren, arms wrapping around the other. The brunet simply lets out a hearty laugh, shaking his head at the strange gesture.
This is your job.
Oddly, for such a morbid show, the cast is pretty lighthearted-- Levi included. He’s nothing at all like his character. Rather than seeming indifferent to everyone, he’s probably one of the nicest people you’ve met.
It seems so out of character-- except it’s really not. That’s just the real Levi.
Roseate lips curl into a faint smile as he stands up once more, the content expression fading, immediately replaced with a stoic one. Posture straightening, he clears his throat before inhaling deeply, waiting for the scene to begin.
Boots click against the floor as you notice the way Levi’s body tenses, the distance between him and the other man closing. Things are going well so far; no one is
Purring [PrussiaxReader]Purring.Purring [PrussiaxReader]2 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
That soft vibration you could feel resonating deeply into his torso when you scratched that special spot behind his hears...
Definitively was purring.
The reason why Author-kun is marking out this fact, it's because... The entity causing that purring wasn't a cat, or even an animal. It was your boyfriend, Gilbert.
Gilbert Beilschmidt .
Gilbert fucking Beilschmidt was purring because of your gentle touch. And that amused you, keeping aside the weird It was.
Apparently the movie you two were watching... was a little boring or 'un-awesome' to your awesome boyfriend. So boring that he decided to take an unexpected nap on your lap... Not that you really minded though, before you could protest he was deep-sleep. His expression was so peaceful and relaxed... So unlike his normal self.
You couldn't help but giggle each time he mumbled in his sleep, something about a princ
A Woman's Wrath! (Loki x Reader) One-shot!“Say again...” Loki's voice was smooth and calm, his face somewhat blank. Though Thor had warned him. Warned him of how evil you could become. “So let me get this straight, Thor. You want me to spend a few days – if I “survive” with (y/n) under this “mood”...correct?”A Woman's Wrath! (Loki x Reader) One-shot!2 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“She doesn't seem that dangerous. You said you were scared of her?” Loki grinned.
“Brother please-” Loki glared hard at Thor. “How many times, Thor...I am not your brother.”
“Please. Just do this! Try and find a way to calm her down...”
“I have many ways, Thor...and I guessing you tried zero, yes?”
“off I got then...” And with that said. Loki went over to your bedroom.
You hadn't known Loki too well, you'd bump into a him a few times as Thor brought you to asgard that one
Speed Dating (AvengersxReader) One-ShotSpeed Dating With The AvengersSpeed Dating (AvengersxReader) One-Shot3 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
"You want me to do what now?" you asked your friend, Natasha with a deadpan tone.
"Just try it, (Name)," she sighed. Her blue-green eyes looked into your (e/c) colored eyes with seriousness. "Please I want you to do this for your own good."
"I know you mean well but speed dating, really?"
She shrugged. "Hey I'm doing it too so if all else fails, we can make fun of the night later."
You chewed on your bottom lip, thinking this over. The worse that could happen was that some creep ended up having a huge crush on you after one night. Natasha was there though and you have seen the woman take down three men all at once by herself. Plus, you did own that one knife. But then there was the possibility that you could actually meet someone that you would like. The more you thought about this, the more pro's in the situation you found. Speed Dating was supposed to be quick so if you did encounter some freak, you were sure you'd be able to endure it for about five mi
Horoscopes (AvengersxReader) One-ShotHoroscopes (AvengersxReader) One-Shot1 week ago in Humor More Like This
Tony had been rather bored lately and had even got bored of fooling around with the things in his lab. He decided to head downstairs where the other Avengers were to, most likely, bother them. When he arrived, they were all where he expected them to be: at the living room watching TV. By the looks of it there was nothing on since you kept switching channels.
“Hey guys,” Tony said as he plopped down next to you.
He tried to snatch the remote from your hands but you merely shot him a death glare and said, “I dare you.”
“Alright then,” he smacked his lips and decided to not do that.
He then got a wicked idea and pulled out his phone. A few days ago he had read something that made him laugh and he thought it would make everyone less bored. Of course it would also stir up some trouble but there’s always trouble with the Avengers.
“Hey guys,” he began. “You want to know this funny thing I read about people who have a certain zodiac
'The Visitor' - [Jean x Mermaid!Reader, Modern AU]'The Visitor' - [Jean x Mermaid!Reader, Modern AU]3 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
---'The Visitor': Jean x Mermaid!Reader---
Author's notes: Modernish AU in which Jean is an ordinary teen, Reader is a mermaid, and Trost is a seaside town. Fluff and hilarity ensues. Probably just a one-shot. Warnings for cussing. Written from Jean's point of view.
Hope you enjoy!
I've lived here for as long as I can remember. That being said, I've also hated this place for that same length of time. If you could point out to me the most interesting place on the map, I guarantee you that Trost would be on the opposite side of the globe. It's a backwater coastal town out in the boonies, with a population barely reaching the hundreds. Quaint, small, sleepy, and boring as all hell.
The only thing it has going for it is the fact that it's right next to the ocean. We get a handful of tourists who like to fool around on our beaches for a while, then leave once they realize we don't have anything else for their entertainment.
Nitor [Modern!AU]| Levi x ReaderNitor [Modern!AU]| Levi x Reader2 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“I hate you so fucking much.”
“You say that every single day.”
“So take a hint.”
He’s more resentful than usual, although it’s not really surprising. It’s normal for him to treat you this way-- but in this scenario, you couldn’t exactly blame him.
The normally graceful, composed Levi is currently clinging onto the rail, struggling to find balance.
You thought it’d be a good idea to go iceskating. He, on the other hand, thought it was the worst idea possible. Too bad he couldn’t manage to find an excuse to not go.
And here you were, trying to stifle your laughter as he attempted to remain nonchalant. He had never gone before, nor did he intend to.
“Let go of the rail, Levi.”
“You’re never going to learn how to skate properly, though.”
“I’m going to fall on my ass.”
Lips curling into a smile, you ignore his persistent complaining and grab his hand, ign
Kiss With A Fist (TonyxReader) One-Shothttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZOBRbVCJL4Kiss With A Fist (TonyxReader) One-Shot1 month ago in Humor More Like This
You were just sitting around in the living room of Stark Tower, enjoying yourself a cup of hot chocolate and currently lying in the arms of your beloved boyfriend. Tony was watching TV as well as playing some games on his phone. Everything appeared to be peaceful but there were a couple of things going on in your mind. You needed to talk to Tony about something and you figured that now would be great. You sat up and faced him, setting aside your cup of hot chocolate. He looked at you puzzled and could tell that something was on your mind right now. That’s why he turned down the TV.
“Tony….look I love you all and everything but—”
Was the next sound that was heard as all the windows were busted down. You and Tony spun around wildly when you saw men dressed in black suits enter the building. They were not a part of SHIELD and were certainly not here just for a cup of tea. Immediately the two of you go
The Virginity Talk - Prussia x Non-Virgin!ReaderThe Virginity Talk - Prussia x Non-Virgin!Reader1 month ago in Humor More Like This
Author's Note - This isn't the kind of story where Reader-Chan is a virgin, and is wanting to wait until marriage for sex. So if you want something like that, look somewhere else.
"....are you a virgin?"
(Name) froze, her eyes still glued to the TV screen in front of her. She had been in the process of channel flipping when her boyfriend, Gilbert Beilschmidt, had asked her that question, out of no where. Her arm was outstretched, grasping the remote in her hand, and her eyes grew wide. Her expression was one of complete and utter shock. Slowly, and almost comically, her head turned toward Gilbert, staring at him.
If the personification of the ex-Nation Prussia had not been an albino, his blush wouldn't have been that noticeable. But he was, so it was. To put it simply, his face looked like a tomato. His eyes were still trained to the TV, determined not to look at her.
Finally, she managed to say somethi
Movie Night (AvengersxReader)“Tony are you sure we should go the movies?” you asked cautiously. “I mean, you being a billionaire and all, we could have just watched something at your home theater.”Movie Night (AvengersxReader)1 day ago in Humor More Like This
“Yeah but it’s not the same,” he huffed, buying the tickets for everybody.
Tonight was movie night with all the Avengers including Loki. Usually all of you just watch a random movie picked out from Stark’s huge movie library and just pop it in the DVD player, kicking back at the large couch. However tonight Tony insisted that everyone get off their lazy asses and head to a movie theater. Why? The man just liked to be unpredictable, you assumed.
Currently, everyone was on edge. Natasha seemed to be relaxed but you just knew that she was just waiting for Tony or someone else to do something stupid, thus ending the night as a disaster. Bruce was trying to keep to himself mostly by ignoring any fans that whispered about him when they passed by. He tried not to stand out. You k
Want some Monster? (Avengers xHyper!Reader)Want some Monster? (Avengers xHyper!Reader)2 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
"Hey (Y/n)! Want some monster?"
"Hmm?" You looked up from your book, slightly annoyed. This was the fifth time you were interrupted.
The first time Loki and Thor wanted your opinion on who was better looking. Then Steve wanted to know what Nintendo was.
Natasha misplaced her keys to something and demanded you move so she could check if it was in the couch.
And Clint kept running in the room flapping his arms and screaming "Caw caw motherfucker" at you. His words sounded a bit slurred so you assumed he was drunk.
Bruce was the only one who had enough respect for you to know not to interrupt while you were reading.
"Want some monster? The energy drink? My version of course, it's supposed to give you three times as much energy." Tony said, tossing you a unlabeled bottle.
"No thanks" You said holding it out to him.
"Aw why not?" He whined.
You rolled your eyes. "I swear you have the maturity of a five year old if not younger. Because I don't trust you that's why"
"What if I take it too?"
Her First Word (TonyxReader) One-Shot“Come on, Mary,” you cooed. “Say ma-ma.”Her First Word (TonyxReader) One-Shot2 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
Your daughter merely looked at you puzzled, her head cocked to the left slightly as she tried to figure out what you were saying. You had been trying all evening to get your daughter to say mama but that wasn’t working at all. She would only make gurgling sounds and then start laughing when she saw you frustrated.
After much frustration and trying your hardest to not let a curse word slip out of your mouth, you decided to do something fun.
“Hey!” you beamed. “How about I teach you some Japanese words?”
Mary clapped her hands excitedly and you scooped her up into your arms and placed her onto her booster seat so that you could also cook some dinner while teaching her. While rummaging around in the kitchen, you picked up an apple and walked over to her holding the apple near her face.
“Okay so this is an apple. In Japanese it’s called ringo,” you pronounced the word slo
DeadpoolxReader: Crushing RivalsDeadpoolxReader: Crushing Rivals1 month ago in Humor More Like This
“Well, well, well what do we have here?”
You froze as you looked through the scope of your sniper. You recognized that voice all too well, and the only word that went through your head at the moment was, “Crap.” It was Deadpool, one of the most annoying, mysterious, powerful, comical mercenaries out there.
Slowly you removed your eye from the scope and turned to face your……rival, let’s put it that way. “Deadface, nice to see you again,” you deadpanned. “Now what the hell do you want?
“Can’t I just be here to visit my smoochiekins?”
Your eyebrow twitched. Since the first time you had managed to best him he considered the two of you an ‘item’. Complete with ridiculous nicknames (aka: smoochiekins and luvlips), dates (aka: he kidnapped you and made you dinner, several times), and kissing (aka: he’d attempt to kiss you and you’d just punch him really hard in the face). You of course thou
Feline (Sebastian Michaelis X Reader)Feline (Sebastian Michaelis X Reader)1 month ago in Humor More Like This
"What a magnificent beauty.. such silky hair..those big beautiful eyes, what a gorgeous girl."
"Meow~!" The cat gently nuzzled her head into the butler's neck as he held her close to his body. His white gloved hands gently scratched behind her ear. "Mraow..~"
"I'm sorry but I must get back to work, there is much to do." He gently placed the cat on her four paws.
"Meeeooww!" She intertwined her flexible body between his legs, rubbing her slender body into his legs.
"No, I can not take you.."
"Meow.." The cat looked to him with sad eyes.
"Ugh, fine.. you win this time."
"Maoow~!" The cat purred happily as she was picked up in his arms once again and stuffed into his coat.
"Beautiful." He walked inside hastily so no one would suspect a cat was inside the mansion as he walked to his bedroom. "Now be quiet.. I shall come back for you later." His cheeks tinted lightly with pink as he scratched behind the cat's ear again and sighed. "I must finish my tasks for the day. I shall return wi
Flea Bite (Loki x Reader) Oneshot!“Gah! By the name of Odin what is that!” Loki, your partner, hissed on the sofa next to you. Pulling the current book away from your face, you looked onwards at Loki, seeing him scratch and slap his arm, burred deep within that ridiculous set of Asgardian clothes he would never take off.Flea Bite (Loki x Reader) Oneshot!2 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“What's wrong now, Loki?” You asked, not even slightly interested in his complaint. “Your world is filled with dangerous evil creatures! Far worse than any other realm I have ever seen-”
“What is wrong!” You asked again, getting irritated by the sudden drama. Loki within that spilt second, changed his own outfit to something more...modern. And his arms were bare.
“There! Look! Some vile evil creature has tried sucking the life from me!”
“Where...I don't see anything!” You laughed, squinting your eyes, focusing hard on this invisible “evil” thing trying to “take his life
PMS (Thor X Reader) One Shot!“I sense something is very wrong with (y/n)! her anger is overwhelming! I fear she shall be bring the tower down unless we calm her!” Thor panicked, marching over to the team, who didn't back a glance to the God.PMS (Thor X Reader) One Shot!3 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“Relax blonde! Its going to go away in a few days!”
“A few days! We wont survive until then! Something evil has taken over her body! We must cast it out!” Tony couldn't help but snicker.
“What! What is the meaning of your humour! (y/n) is possessed!”
“We know Thor...and we call it PMS!”
“What on earth is that...”
“Ask Nat! She has it too-”
Nat's head suddenly shot up, and Clint was smiling like a Cheshire cat. “I can explain it...but not here...”
“Please! You must tell me what to do! I can help!”
“Are you sure you know what your getting yourself
Mutti's Birthday (2P!Germany x Mutti!Reader)_______________ woke up that morning. She looked to the right and saw that Lutz wasn’t there. She looked puzzled as she freshened up and went downstairs. The whole house was still. Too still…she sighed and went into the kitchen. There she was greeted to the most chaotic sight she’s seen this year…her whole kitchen was covered in smoke and flour. Tom was on the ground with a bowl of batter on his head. Franz and Gilbert were fighting something that oozing from the oven.Mutti's Birthday (2P!Germany x Mutti!Reader)1 day ago in Humor More Like This
“It’s still growing!” cried Franz pounding it with a rolling pin.
“Keep beating it!” Gilbert was hitting it with a frying pan. Lutz was juggling eggs while trying to put them in the pan while and trying to avoid Tom, who managed to get up, grabbed some oven mitts and brought the pan to his Vati. Germania was in the corner looking on and then placed his head in his hands and sighed.
“What’s going on in here?!” they stopped and looked up.
Limit Break - Part 6"Help!" Yuffie cried, her fat arms and legs flailing uselessly as she rocked to and fro on her back. "I've fallen and I can't get up!"Limit Break - Part 61 week ago in Humor More Like This
"Yuffie, this isn't the time to be joking around, we have a serious problem here!" Tifa scolded the young ninja.
"I AM being serious!" Yuffie shot back. That much was clear just by looking at her. The poor girl was so hugely bloated and heavy that she was pinned on her pack under the immense weight of her belly. Struggle as she might, there was virtually no way to upright herself.
"Will you two stop arguing already?" Aeris snapped. Her voice seemed distant to Yuffie, as it came from the other side of her titanic belly curvature where she couldn't see anything. Had she been able, Yuffie would have realized just how well off she was comparatively. Aeris was even more colossal than she was, with a belly so enormous it ballooned out well past her feet, filling the entire space between her gigantic thighs and legs.
"I'm so tired of hearing the two of you bic
Denmark x Reader ~What Makes Me Happy~~What Makes Me Happy~Denmark x Reader ~What Makes Me Happy~2 weeks ago in Humor More Like This
“Mathias, what makes you happy?”
Your boyfriend, with his consistent dumbfounded expression chokes on his beer before managing to form any syllables besides “Uh” and “Er” with his mouth.
“What makes me happy?” he rephrases while wiping the frothy foam from his lips. “Well, being alive, first of all.”
“And why is that?” you ask. “There are a lot of reasons to be unhappy about being alive, too, right?”
He only smiles, something that you always find charming about him regardless of the situation. While it does annoy you from time to time, it’s impossible to stay angry at him for too long. “Well, because I’m alive, I get to drink, I get to eat good food, and I get to be with you, right, _______________?”
You take that into consideration, absorbing his words like tree roots to water. They sustain you, nourish you, and revitalize you. You need him in your life lik
Speak English (TonyxReader) One-ShotYou and your friend Maria were waiting by the entrance of the hospital for your best friend and boyfriend, Tony Stark. He had gotten into some trouble before while building his Iron Man suit that resulted in him break his arm. He strolled out of the hospital with a grin on his lips, patched up and ready to go. You ran towards him and threw your arms over him while still keeping in mind that his arm was in a cast. He hugged you back as best as he could and kissed your lips passionately.Speak English (TonyxReader) One-Shot1 week ago in Humor More Like This
“Can we go now?” Maria asked, not wanting to be a third wheel.
Tony looked back and saw your friend and looked at you a little irritated.
“Did she have to come?” he whined. “I wanted us to have a little only time you know? Plus you two always speak Spanish in front of me and I’m sure more than once you guys talk about me.”
“We do not!” you laughed. “And we can have little us time later on tonight.”
He looked at you deadpanned since you and
:RQ: Puppies and Jealousy [RomanoxReader]Swearing Alert!:RQ: Puppies and Jealousy [RomanoxReader]1 week ago in Humor More Like This
When I do Romano I think of Karkat too, so... sorry xDD
Just the F-Boom :iconyeyplz:
It was raining, heavy goats of water strongly making contact with the pavement floor. Two persons, a brunette man with a funny curl at the right side of his head and a/an [Hair color] woman were sharing an umbrella while making their own way to their house.
A little, soft whining gained the woman's attention, and tugging the brunette's sleeve, amber and [e/c] focused on a little, soaked box. There was something like a blanket above the top, so the content was unknown. The woman, kneeling in front of it, slowly take the soaked fabric aside, revealing a little, crying Maltese puppy of maybe three months of life. Her heart sunk to her stomach at the poor cute thing, its fur was stuck at its skin because of the rain. The puppy was trembling, soaked, maybe hungry.
The girl picked up the little Maltese, brin