Shipping Talk (AvengersxReader) One-ShotYou were scrolling through your phone on deviantart when Tony happened to pass by and saw what you were looking at. It was nothing bad. You were just checking your messages to see what new submissions from groups showed up. However it was a certain fanmade picture of Natasha and Clint together that he saw that made him start talking.Shipping Talk (AvengersxReader) One-Shot1 week ago in Humor More Like This
“So, guys,” he said to the other Avengers who were in the living room and doing their own thing. “Do you know what shipping is?”
“Oh gosh,” you muttered, knowing where this was going. “Tony whatever ideas you have in your head right now, just stop it.”
He smirked in a way that made his nose crinkle. “Oh (Name), there’s no stopping me. You should know that by now.”
You sighed and just decided to let everything play out. Clint was by the dining room table fixing up some of his bows while Natasha sat across from him typing away on her laptop. The rest of you were sitting on the couch. Thor and
Horoscopes (AvengersxReader) One-ShotHoroscopes (AvengersxReader) One-Shot3 days ago in Humor More Like This
Tony had been rather bored lately and had even got bored of fooling around with the things in his lab. He decided to head downstairs where the other Avengers were to, most likely, bother them. When he arrived, they were all where he expected them to be: at the living room watching TV. By the looks of it there was nothing on since you kept switching channels.
“Hey guys,” Tony said as he plopped down next to you.
He tried to snatch the remote from your hands but you merely shot him a death glare and said, “I dare you.”
“Alright then,” he smacked his lips and decided to not do that.
He then got a wicked idea and pulled out his phone. A few days ago he had read something that made him laugh and he thought it would make everyone less bored. Of course it would also stir up some trouble but there’s always trouble with the Avengers.
“Hey guys,” he began. “You want to know this funny thing I read about people who have a certain zodiac
Limit Break - Part 6"Help!" Yuffie cried, her fat arms and legs flailing uselessly as she rocked to and fro on her back. "I've fallen and I can't get up!"Limit Break - Part 64 days ago in Humor More Like This
"Yuffie, this isn't the time to be joking around, we have a serious problem here!" Tifa scolded the young ninja.
"I AM being serious!" Yuffie shot back. That much was clear just by looking at her. The poor girl was so hugely bloated and heavy that she was pinned on her pack under the immense weight of her belly. Struggle as she might, there was virtually no way to upright herself.
"Will you two stop arguing already?" Aeris snapped. Her voice seemed distant to Yuffie, as it came from the other side of her titanic belly curvature where she couldn't see anything. Had she been able, Yuffie would have realized just how well off she was comparatively. Aeris was even more colossal than she was, with a belly so enormous it ballooned out well past her feet, filling the entire space between her gigantic thighs and legs.
"I'm so tired of hearing the two of you bic
After The Shower (TonyxReader) One-ShotAfter a long day of work, you had taken a quick shower and then took a long bath to relax yourself. The entire day you were dealing with Fury’s iron fist, and not mention the Man of Iron himself and his antics. He had been playing pranks all day at the office and each time he did, you were the one who was supposed to clean up the mess and Fury expected you to catch Stark before he played another prank.After The Shower (TonyxReader) One-Shot4 days ago in Humor More Like This
Of course that never happened though. Tony just always managed to get out of your grasp. After much running around, now you just wanted to relax. The warm water was soothing and during some time in your bath, you had added bubbles. Now the bubbly water was covering your important parts that way if one of the Avengers strolled in, they wouldn’t see anything. Thankfully today no one had disturbed you. Not even JARVIS.
Simply put, you were in your own little paradise.
You moved your hands through the water to create ripples. You were also listening to music and singing the lyric
:RQ: Puppies and Jealousy [RomanoxReader]Swearing Alert!:RQ: Puppies and Jealousy [RomanoxReader]4 days ago in Humor More Like This
When I do Romano I think of Karkat too, so... sorry xDD
Just the F-Boom :iconyeyplz:
It was raining, heavy goats of water strongly making contact with the pavement floor. Two persons, a brunette man with a funny curl at the right side of his head and a/an [Hair color] woman were sharing an umbrella while making their own way to their house.
A little, soft whining gained the woman's attention, and tugging the brunette's sleeve, amber and [e/c] focused on a little, soaked box. There was something like a blanket above the top, so the content was unknown. The woman, kneeling in front of it, slowly take the soaked fabric aside, revealing a little, crying Maltese puppy of maybe three months of life. Her heart sunk to her stomach at the poor cute thing, its fur was stuck at its skin because of the rain. The puppy was trembling, soaked, maybe hungry.
The girl picked up the little Maltese, brin
Pranking Tony (TonyxReader) One-ShotIt was quiet.Pranking Tony (TonyxReader) One-Shot2 days ago in Humor More Like This
Which was never a good sign in Stark Tower. Why? Because that meant that a certain billionaire, playboy, philanthropist was up to no good. This made all the Avengers, including Loki, stay on their toes. You on the other hand decided to pay no mind to anything. You were too busy with things at work to be bothered with trying to steer clear of Tony. You lived in Stark Tower for Christ’s sake; staying away from him would be pretty hard.
So you went about with your usual business and did all your usual routines. You got up in the morning to eat some breakfast, then had a little jog around the Tower, and when you came back inside, you took a shower to refresh yourself.
The shower you took was nice and long. When you stepped out, you noticed that steam had filled the room. When you walked up to the mirror to wipe the fog that had appeared on it away, you screamed on the top of your lungs at what you saw.
Your hair was now neon green.
Clingy [AmericaxReader]You felt two small arms making a tight grip around your leg. The feel of slight pressure from a small body trying to cling on you, failing a few times but finally succeeding. You looked down, your little brother's watery baby-blue eyes gazed at you, pleading you not to go. Although you two weren't blood related, you cared and treated Alfred like a Big [Brother/Sister] would. In response Alfred couldn't last very much without you at his side.Clingy [AmericaxReader]6 days ago in Humor More Like This
You two ended up glued 'with super-glue'.
Your [e/c] hues gazed back at him. He was pouting. His chubby cheeks puffing out while a fake angry frown was directed at you. You couldn't help but show him a small smile.
"Big [Brother/Sister] you pwomised to play with me...!" Slightly sniffling he continued, "Why you always have to go so early?...We didn't pway anything a-and you know that a Hewo-- He-Hero! hates to wait!"
You chuckled and picked him up, when he is sad or angry that lisp always 'comes to light'. He struggle
Disney Marathon(CasxreaderxDean)"Hey Sam, me and Dean are gonna show some Disney movies to Cas. Wanna join?" you asked walking over to sit next to Sam on his bed.Disney Marathon(CasxreaderxDean)3 days ago in Humor More Like This
"No thanks (y/n)," he said not even looking up from his book.
"Aww, cmon Sammy it'll be fun!"
"No (y/n). I have better things to do than watch cartoons," he said harshly. "And don't call me Sammy." You nodded and looked down at the floor, the smile gone from your face. You knew this was probably going to be his response, but you couldn't help but try.
"Okay then. You know Sam, you're still my best friend. I still love you even if you don't love me anymore," you said sadly. You kissed Sam on the cheek and walked out, closing his door behind you.
"What'd he say?" Dean asked as you walked back into the room. You merely shook your head and picked up the stack of Disney movies.
"Here Cas these are your options," you said holding out the DVDs. "Which one do you want to see first?" Cas took the movies from your hands and looked over each carefully. His face grew m
PrussiaXReader~Always the same with those prussianEverything started with a stupid bet:PrussiaXReader~Always the same with those prussian6 days ago in Humor More Like This
"______________, let's play something really awesome", the prussian screamed at you. You hissed and said: "And what should we play?" "What do you say to... that one who drinks the most of ____your favourite drink____ in one day will win", Gilbert said. You looked at him and then laughed: "Gilbert, you will never win that game" "Sounds like that is a deal. Fine, if you drink more bottles than me, you are allowed to do everything with me ", he said in a proud tone. You went to the fridge and took the first bottle out: "Fine and what if you win?" "Then I can do whatever I want with you, kesesese. So what do you say?", he asked you and you nodded and added: "Ok, Gilbert Beilschmidt. But don't think you can win this" "Of course Frau...of course", he whispered, looked at you evil and was very confident of victory. Unfortunately for Gilbert he lost and had to clean your room.
You were sitting on the couch with your bedcovers. You felt hypnoticed f
Water Fight (Jensen X Reader X Misha)Please read the description first :3Water Fight (Jensen X Reader X Misha)3 days ago in Humor More Like This
Water Fight ( Jensen X Reader X Misha)
“It’s through this door.” Jensen nodded at a wall in the store.
“Um, Jensen, that’s a wall, not a-,” you were cut off by Misha, who shouldered his way in front of Jared. He leaned against it, nodding seriously.
“No he’s right. It’s a door; we just have to knock the secret code.” Misha explained, as he began to knock random patterns on the wall.
Jared rolled his eyes, pushing Misha aside, “No, dude, there’s a handle.” He pushed back a curtain, revealing a door handle. He pulled open the wall-door, and you stepped inside. Jensen ushered you to end of the hallway, opening another door. This one led to a giant room, which you could only describe as a water/trampoline park.
“Wait what? What is this?” You cautiously asked, as Jensen practically dragged you down the stairs.
“I’m not sure, but it’s re
Soup Hero (America x Sick!reader) GASoup Hero (America x Sick!reader) GA3 days ago in Humor More Like This
"Aaaaaah! I'm dying!!!!" You cried out with your groggy, scratchy voice. You had a sinus infection and a sore throat.
You immediately broke out into a coughing sneezing fit. It was a case of dry throat, and you felt dehydrated even though you weren't. Needless to say... you felt like shit.
You were lying on you couch with a box of tissues on the night stand beside you while watching TV. You weren't quite paying attention to it being you were 'dying'.
You were quite settled there in your blanket when your cell phone rang in your pocket. You shifted a little in your seat to see who it is.
It was your best friend Alfred. You pressed the answer button.
"Hello?" again, you greeted with a scratchy voice that didn't go unnoticed.
"(F/n)! Dudette! You don't sound so hot... What's wrong??" He said loudly with concern in his voice.
"Hi, Alfie. I have a sinus infection and a sore throat." You turned away from the phone to cough pathetically then turned back. "I dunno if I can come over to your ho
Dry My Hair! ~Baby!AvengersXReader~You got out of the shower, hair still soaking wet, and spotted the young avengers.Dry My Hair! ~Baby!AvengersXReader~1 week ago in Humor More Like This
Yes, young. Thanks to Loki, all of them turned into two and three year olds.
They had forgotten a lot of things, but you had taught them a lot of basic toddler things, like washing their hands, how to use the potty (and that created a huge mess). You were thinking of all the things you had taught them when an idea popped into your head.
“Tony! Steve! Bruce! Clint! Natasha! Thor!” You yelled. Moments later, six little children ran up to you with massive smiles.
“How about I teach you how to dry your, or more like dry my hair?” You asked.
“Yeah!” Baby Thor squealed jumping up and down.
But first you needed to show them how….
“Nat! Come here.” You waved and she did as told.
You placed the towel over her head and gently started ruffling her hair with it while she giggled.
“This is how you dry hair.” You explained.
“Me first!” Sque
Avengers x reader ~ ShoppingYou knew you shouldn't have let them come, but those damn boys are just so persuasive. When you moved into Stark Tower with the other Avengers, Natasha decided that you needed a new wardrobe, so she insisted on taking you shopping. On your way out the door, the boys decided that they wanted to go to, and help you pick out clothes. You both said no, but after much begging from Tony, puppy dog eyes from Clint, bribes from Thor, and threats from Loki, you both agreed. Worst mistake of your life.Avengers x reader ~ Shopping5 days ago in Humor More Like This
"I think (name) would look good in this." Tony says, pointing to a skimpy, sheer dress.
"No, no. She'd look better in this." Clint says, holding up a belly top and tight booty shorts.
"Yeah, you're right, Clint. She would look better in that." Tony smirks and looks at Clint, who's also smirking.
"I would enjoy seeing lady (name) in that outfit!" Thor exclaims.
"As would I. Please, (name). Try it on." Loki says. Bruce and Steve nod. You groan and grab the
Drunk II [Reader x Luffy]"Oi, [Name]!" you heard Zoro call your name.Drunk II [Reader x Luffy]3 days ago in Humor More Like This
You turned around to see Zoro dragging Luffy by the shirt and raised an eyebrow.
"What happened to him?" you asked.
"He's drunk," Zoro said simply, dropping Luffy at your feet.
"Uh, drunk or, like, drunk?" you stared at Luffy.
"Drunk," he sighed. "Oh well, he's your problem now!"
You stared in disbelief as Zoro walked away yawning. One day, you were going to kill that swordsman. Seriously.
"What do I do with you now?" you muttered, nudging Luffy with your foot.
"Huh~?" Luffy slurred, looking up.
"Good morning, sleeping beauty," you laughed.
"Y-You think I'm beautiful?" Luffy blushed.
"Oh my god, you're drunk," you gasped.
Luffy started fidgeting and staring at his feet.
"You're kinda pretty," Luffy said softly.
"Uh, thank you?" you snorted.
"But don't tell anyone that!" he yelled.
"Right, right," you sighed.
"I'M SERIOUS, DON'T EVEN TELL ME!" he shouted.
"But-...okay...," you said, not bothering to argue. "Let's get you
Turning Point Silver only watched in silence through the window. Sharp silver eyes glared at the professor who was busy tending to the starter Pokémon. A disgusted scoff blew through gritted teeth. “What a wimp,” he sneered, a smirk slowly tugging the edge of his mouth. “Idiot doesn’t even know what’ll hit him. Weak people are real morons.” That smirk widening to a smile, Silver leaned closer and lightly tapped his fingers on the glass. “What a stu- Oof!”Turning Point5 days ago in Humor More Like This
Shock jolted up to his brain and Silver jumped. Quickly he snapped around, only to receive another bump on his chest. “What the hell!”
“S-Sor-!” Before Gold could even finish, he took a step to the right, then slammed his body right toward the redhead again.
It was bad enough that he was bumping into him, but it was worse when it’s the 11th fucking time today.
“THAT’S IT!” Silver snapped. With teeth
For Shits and Giggles (America x reader)For Shits and Giggles (America x reader)4 days ago in Humor More Like This
Just hanging around in the kitchen, you were sitting alone in front of the island counter on a bar stool. You were listening to your iPod and playing Angry Birds at the same time.
After a while you got bored...
Your phone rang. "Just in time." you said to yourself, seeing who it was.
It was you're absolute best friend, Sheila. (Yes I am your best friend here 'cause I can be x3)
You picked up the phone to hear her aussie accent.
"G'day, (F/n). I need you to come to a barbie party with me! Its at Jack's house!" She nearly shouted.
"I can't go anywhere dressed up like a Barbie!" You teased.
"Oye... I mean BBQ cookout, mate! Please? I can't go alone 'cause Jack's gonna be there."
"...And so is Aflred~!" She taunted.
You blushed, you had met Alfred before at school and sometimes at McDonald's but never intentionally. You developed a crush on the American over the 2 years of just little shits and giggles. You didn't want to pass up the opportunity to actually meet him.
CanadaxReader - Of Beavers and Gun Laws"I don't think I've ever seen a beaver do that before."CanadaxReader - Of Beavers and Gun Laws1 week ago in Humor More Like This
"Those things are the damned Devil's spawn!"
"They're just beavers... and you started it."
"You should make a law - any beaver you see should be shot on sight. Immediately."
"Why'd you start yelling at it, again?"
"It looked at me funnily!"
"But you didn't have to go and kick it."
"What would you have done in my situation?"
"I wouldn't have kicked it, number one."
"Psh. Keep telling yourself that."
"And number two, I would have just left it alone."
"... you should make a law."
"I'm not going to banish all beavers to the United States."
"But Alfred would totally deserve it! He's always mocking your moose - and who do you think started calling vagina's 'beavers' in the first place?"
"... but you're not going to do it, are you?"
"I knew it... you never stick up for me. Not even to a freaking beaver."
"Because I didn't know you would get so angry over the thing."
"It was a beaver! A GODDAMN EVIL SA
Best Brother ~Brother!ClintXSister!Reader~You were Hawkeye’s sister, so you quite naturally adapted your obsession of archery from your brother.Best Brother ~Brother!ClintXSister!Reader~4 days ago in Humor More Like This
Your younger brother, Matt was a real trouble maker and he was more into combat stuff rather than archery (and he also liked Natasha).
As the three of you walked into the avengers tower, you and Clint were discussing archery related things while Matt scanned the floor for any sights of the female master assassin.
“Guy’s come here!” Tony yelled so you two went over to the kitchen bench and placed you bows and arrows on the bench.
“Hey guys!” You smiled cheerfully.
“Hey (Name).” Steve greeted politely.
In the background you heard you younger brother say “Nat? Where are you? Do not run from me!’
Everyone at the table, namely, Tony, Thor, Bruce, Steve, Clint and you, started laughing at the scene that was unfolding.
Natasha came running towards you, your brother hot on her heels.
“Shall we help lady Romanoff?” Thor qu
Evil Tuber Kindergarden 6I was walking to school with Slenderpie and Chaotic and I lost one of my baby teeth today.Evil Tuber Kindergarden 61 day ago in Humor More Like This
When we arived the playground was a complete madhouse.
Cyberfoe was aiming his lazer at Syndabot who had a apple on his head
NightmareZoey was throwing rocks at Plague
MagmaXephos was trapped in one of Spiderdew`s webs wiggling madily as Slimehannah tried to help him out.
"Look who`s back"said Slenderpie as he nudged me and I saw Negative Benja drawing on the sleeping Frostbite`s face.
The Teacher called us in and Frostbite kicked Benja in the gut and ran inside and I followed.
"Stand againts the wall we`re changing seats"said the teachers and half of the class moaned.
I stood next to Vampire Lazercorn who kept pushing his hair out of his face.
After a pretty funny 5 minutes of the teacher putting kids some with they`re friends other with people they hate.
"CursedToast you sit next to Robotduncan and Negative Benja"the teacher said making my heart sink
Just as I was about to say something
~ Brother!PeterXSister!Reader ~ What A Mess!(Name) was sitting at the dining room table poking her vegetables with a fork. Her brother, Peter was also playing with the oh-so-great-and-healthy vegetables by catapulting them off his fork.~ Brother!PeterXSister!Reader ~ What A Mess!5 days ago in Humor More Like This
If their parents were home, then they would be eating their veggies properly like most kids would be, but they had gone shopping after they served their two children their (disgusting) dinner.
“Hey (Name), what are you going to do?” the brunette asked.
“I have an idea!” (Name) replied.
“What is-“ Peter was cut off when (Name) threw a piece of broccoli at his face.
“Hey!” he squeaked and splashed his glass of water on his sister’s clothes.
It all escalated quickly, soon there was food in all weird places and drinks were all over the floor. Thank goodness the floor wasn’t made of carpet!
There was broccoli, carrots, potatoes, chicken and rice everywhere while water was spilt all over the place. It was an absolute pigsty in the kitchen.