Go To Sleep (StevexReader) One-ShotGo To Sleep (StevexReader) One-Shot2 days ago in Humor More Like This
Steve was sprawled out across the bed, remote control in hand as he clicked through channels. You were in the bathroom, removing your makeup and getting ready for bed. After washing your face, you strolled out of the bathroom and sat down next to Steve. He looked up at you and gave you the same smile that always made you blush.
“Ready for bed?” he asked. “We have a big mission tomorrow so we need our rest.”
“Yeah, yeah, I know.”
You and Steve almost always teamed up together on missions. Sometimes you couldn’t because your set of skills were needed for a different mission or because yours weren’t needed for the one that Steve was assigned to do. Even after being married to him for over three years, you still worried when he went off on a mission without you. Yes he was a super soldier but you knew what kind of torture men like Steve went through if they were captured by the enemy. You had been through it yourself and on one occasion, did
Levi x Reader |Shipping|"Hey guys. I was wondering, who do you ship (Name) with?" Sasha asks all of the sudden, causing people from around the table to pause. Even Levi took interest to the conversation about to occur, wanting to note things said girl was into.Levi x Reader |Shipping|3 days ago in Humor More Like This
"I ship her with Armin." Christa piped up, which made Armin blush. Jean snorted out of amusement at this answer as he takes a bite of his potato, causing everyone to know why.
"She needs a real man. I ship her with moi." Eren groans, as Jean appears to have a smug look on his face. Levi narrows his eyes at him, remembering to remove you from all the chores that you both share. Jean looks over at Eren, annoyed.
"Well then who do you ship her with titan breath?" Jean says, making Eren glare at him.
"I ship her with Mikasa. They're always talking about stuff whenever I see them together." Eren says, which makes Mikasa's eyes widen at him. She elbows him, giving a disapproving glare. Eren mutters an ouch.
"I think (Name) and Co-" Armin wa
Knock 'Em Out (TonyxReader) One-ShotIt was another one of those nights where you went out to the bar to see if you could meet someone. These past few weeks you’ve been having nothing but one night stands that turned into nothing. Sure going to a bar wasn’t a place to find love but you were out of options at this point. Plus work didn’t exactly give you a lot of time to go out to a real location to find someone. That and dating sites creeped you out.Knock 'Em Out (TonyxReader) One-Shot6 days ago in Humor More Like This
Sighing to yourself, you brought your drink to your lips. Looks like you would be going home alone again tonight. Everyone here was either too creepy or too old for you. You didn’t want to feel like you were dating your grandfather of course.
Alright, so this is a song about anyone
It could be anyone, you're just doing your own thing
And someone comes out the blue
A man wearing cheap cologne approached you. You didn’t want to turn him down so easily but the look that he had in his eyes made you think that he was going to eat
Music Tastes (TonyxReader) One-Shot“You’re funny.”Music Tastes (TonyxReader) One-Shot3 days ago in Humor More Like This
“Oh and why’s that?” you raised an eyebrow at Tony.
“Because you honestly think I’m going to raise my child to listen to that racket you call music?”
“It’s not racket,” you said through gritted. “And hey, until this thing is out of me, it’s MY baby.”
You poked his chest with your index finger, eyes shooting daggers at him. As per usual, you and Tony were arguing about how you should raise the baby. You had agreed to the Iron Baby suit because, well, it was a freaking Iron Baby suit. No doubt that your child would look adorable in that. You had come to negotiate with him on whom the God Parents should be and it was decided that Bruce would be the godfather and Natasha would be the godmother. You both agreed that you wouldn’t leave your baby ever alone with your mother, for you knew how psychotic the woman could be. She had her good intentions but yo
In The Shower (BrucexReader) One-ShotMusic echoed throughout the bathroom along with the sound of running shower water. Bruce opened the door quietly, stripping himself of his clothes as to not alert you of his presence. Thankfully the music covered up the sound of him opening the shower curtains. He got one foot in but then he saw you dancing in the shower to the beat of the music and he couldn’t help but stare.In The Shower (BrucexReader) One-Shot20 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“What...are you doing?” he asked bluntly.
“Ah!” you yelped.
You spun around scared, throwing a bar of soap at what you thought was some intrusive pervert. But it only turned out to be your boyfriend. You gasped, hands quickly checking Bruce’s face to see if he had gotten hurt badly. He was fine but got some soap in his eyes. He fully stepped into the shower, and then washed the soap out of his eyes.
“Sorry about that,” you murmured. “You okay though?”
“Yeah just fine,” he nodded. “But were you seriously dancing before?”
Frozen Medley (Bad Touch Trio x Reader)Frozen Medley (Bad Touch Trio x Reader)5 days ago in Humor More Like This
Author's Note: As the title says, it's full of Frozen references. Don't like it? Click Here and a stupid intro that's all. //sulk
It was just a boring day at her house, (Name) plopped down on the couch. Sighing, she looked around. Bored members of the group 'Bad Touch Trio' sat around her. They were all as bored as (Name), if not more so. They had tried everything, playing video games, movies and so on the list.
A light bulb suddenly popped above her head, "Guys..."
The trio looked at her and said "What?" in three different languages.
"I have an idea, let's make Frozen Medley!" She beamed.
"Let's start with..." she pondered, "You!"
(Name) pulled Gilbert to the center of the living room. "Then..." She grabbed Francis hand and also pulled him to the center. She braided his hair and twisted into a bun. "(Name), what are you doing?" Francis asked, but (Name) just shoved it off.
"There!" (Name) said after finishing her work. "
Not Dead (Gabrielxreader)“(y/n) wait!” Sam yelled but you didn’t stop. You just kept running into the hotel forcing Sam and Dean to follow. You knew what that white flash of light meant but you didn’t want to believe it. There was a small part of your mind that kept trying to convince you that he was still alive and that light hadn’t come from him.Not Dead (Gabrielxreader)1 week ago in Humor More Like This
When you made it into the room any scrap of hope left you. Gabriel laid lifeless in the center of the room, the image of his wings burned into the floor. You walked over to sit beside him and brought his head onto your lap.
“Gabriel you idiot,” you whispered as you ran your hands through his hair. The shock wouldn’t let you cry or calm your shaking hands. All you could do was look down at your angel with a blank expression. Sam and Dean made their way towards you and kept trying to get you to talk to them but you couldn’t focus on what they were saying. Their words just echoed in your head not making any se
Deadpool X Male!Reader -1- ''Only For You Babe!''Deadpool X Male!Reader -1- ''Only For You Babe!''1 week ago in Humor More Like This
(y/n) = Your name
(f/c) = Favorite color
(e/c) = Eye color
(h/c) = Hair color
You = 17 Years old
It was finally nighttime, ah silence.
Your wonderful family was insane and just had to be on the move every single day, whether it was formal events, or special ‘family planned vacations (that no one told you about). It was exhausting.
You ran and literally jumped into your plushy bed face first. You groaned and hugged your (f/c) blanket tight against your chest, breathing in the fresh scent of lilacs. Your (e/c) orbs fluttered shut, mind ready to fall into a sweet and calm slumber.
That’s when you heard it, your painfully annoying little sibling screaming at the top of her lungs.
“I DON’T WANT TO GO TO BEDDD!” Caitlyn screamed outside of your room. The little blonde hated to go to sleep, she was never really a fan of relaxing, the little twit was always energetic.
The complete opposite of you, and sometimes you wondered if she was even related to yo
Avengers x Reader Sleepover! Pt.7Avengers x Reader Sleepover! pt. 7Avengers x Reader Sleepover! Pt.73 days ago in Humor More Like This
"Ladies and gentlemen.....and Clint!"
"...I present to you Loki, the god of mischief!" Tony introduced as he stood at the open door, Loki however didn't come through. "*ahem* reindeer games, that's your queue!" Tony said through gritted teeth. There were a few mumbling sounds from the other side of the door. Tony sighed in defeat and peered round the corner. "Dude! That's you're queue!" He yelled. Loki reluctantly stepped through the door, he too was now in American flag speedos.
"I dislike this flimsy garment," he whined.
"Don't be daft Loki! You look lovely." You giggled.
"But they are very uncomfortable....and tight..."
"Well That's no shock." Natasha said. You slapped her arm playfully giving her a 'shut up don't start this again' look. She caught on but didn't listen.
"What do you mean?" Loki asked.
"Well, they're tight beca-" you put your hand over her mouth.
"Nat, this guy is a player, don't encourage him." You whispered to her. Lo
Gamzee Makara x Reader - Candy CornGamzee Makara x Reader - Candy Corn3 days ago in Humor More Like This
You and your matesprit were hanging around on the sofa, watching whatever was on the TV. Sollux was in the same room, playing video games and the others were somewhere near. Gamzee was up like always, lazily downing bottle after bottle of his favorite drink faygo. Some slime of his oh-so-loved pie was smeared over his clownlike features as if he failed several times to find his mouth when slurping the green 'miracle filled goodness'.
The content expression of the troll left you thinking he was just a small kid who wanted his food and nothing else.
You both were together for quite a while now, getting through every station of awkwardness pretty smoothly because of Gamzees calmness. Every time when you were a stuttering mess, trying to explain to him why you held his hand, he would just have that big-ass groggy smile on his face, patting your head and pull you gently into one of his teddy bear hugs. Though you were both a couple that got along amazingly well, there always were rand
Loki stole the TARDIS (LokiXTimelord!Reader)Loki stole the TARDIS (LokiXTimelord!Reader)3 days ago in Humor More Like This
You closed your eyes and sighed, floating in your swimming pool. You were inside your TARDIS given to you by The Doctor a few years back. You met him in the middle of London, during the Dalek attack. He had used his sonic screwdriver on your fog watch that you could never really open. Once you opened it you became a timelord again. Of course both you and The Doctor were ecstatic. He had given you a piece of his TARDIS. It grew and got stuck as a red telephone box like the kind in The Matrix. Your time lord name was “The Hero” but if people didn’t want to call you that you would have them call you (Y/n).
Along with the TARDIS he gave you your own sonic screwdriver….and oddly enough a banana. He said something about it being a great source of potassium and to bring it to a party. You opened one eye as you thought you heard the doors open.
“Hello?” You called.
“Doctor is that you?” You called again, opening your other eye as well
Locked (France x Reader x England)Locked (France x Reader x England)3 days ago in Humor More Like This
Author's Note: Major major plot twist I guess?
Arthur had finally arrived on the (just choose a number from 1-9) floor. While walking through the hallway, Arthur was reading the note that he didn’t see in the first place that was folded and tucked inside the tag. It read:
I got a room for us in number 389.
I’ve have a sexy surprise for you if you hurry~
“A surprise, huh?” Arthur asked himself. He inhaled deeply the scent of the note; it smells like (favourite scent).
Deadpool X Male!Reader -2- ''You Wound Me!''Deadpool X Male!Reader -2- ''You Wound Me!''6 days ago in Humor More Like This
You groaned as you felt the warm sunlight on your face and rolled over on your side, cuddling up to the blanket more, breathing in that wonderful lilac scent. You were strangely more comfortable then normal though..your (e/c) eyes fluttered open and you came face to face with a red and black mask. "Hiya!" He cheered.
"AAAHHHH!" You screeched and fell onto the carpeted floor in a panic, causing a loud thump to echo throughout the room.
"Hey, hey, hey, whoa whoa!" He said darting out of the bed, rushing over to you and putting a gloved finger to your lips, signaling for you to be quiet. Your eyes widened as you realized who this was.
You weren't wrong, you'd know that fac--er, mask anywhere..
You both froze as the sound of your mother could be heard tapping on your door. "(y/n), honey are you alright?" She asked worriedly, her soft voice showing concern. You slapped Deadpool's hand away from your face and crawled over to the door.
"Y-Yeah, I'm fine, just had a nightmare and fel
Deadpool X Male!Reader -2.5- ''TO THE KITCHEN!''Deadpool X Male!Reader -2.5- ''TO THE KITCHEN!''5 days ago in Humor More Like This
The mercenary climbed back into your room as you continued to type away at the keyboard, the clicking sounds of the keyboard drowning out other small noises, including footsteps.
Deadpool walked up, putting his face next to yours silently. "What'cha doin?" He purred.
"WHAT IS WITH YOU AND SNEAKING UP ON ME?" You growled and your eyes widened as his arms wrapped themselves around your neck and he rubbed his cheek against yours.
You were used to Kayden doing this and it didn't bother you, it felt like brother annoying brother actions to you, but with Deadpool, it seemed different.
You blushed thinking about it and flailed your arms. "Talking to Kay..you know, the one you don't like?" You said. True to were talking to Kayden via Skype, but not with microphone. He would surely recognize Deadpool's voice and freak out.
At this, his arms tightened slightly around your neck and you smirked. It was true? He didn't like Kayden? Or..was he jealous?
You shook this thought from your mind and conti
Deadpool X Male!Reader -3- Uh-OhDeadpool X Male!Reader -3- Uh-Oh3 days ago in Humor More Like This
"(y/n), dinner!" Caitlyn yelled through your door. You were in the middle playing Mortal Combat with Deadpool, because well..he wanted to. You've stayed in your room with him since breakfast and you figured 'why not?' considering all you did on normal days in summer was mess around on Skype with Kayden or read. Your Xbox, Playstation, all of your game systems along with their games had went untouched by your finger for two years..until now.
You were a boy, and you had lost interest in video games, aside from the laptop you owned..hacking and shit like that you took interest in.
Your parents called you strange.
Caitlyn called you a freak.
You took it all as a compliment, considering you liked to be different.
~ ~ Flashback to a random day of last year ~ ~
"(y/n), we need to talk." Your father said to you, walking into your room and sitting at the edge of your bed.
"Hm?" You hummed, fiddling around with a computer editing software that just finished installing. "You haven't laid a finger
Meeting the Boys JaredxReaderxJensen “So we all know the story of how you met most of the cast,” A fan spoke into the mic, “But how did you meet the boys?”Meeting the Boys JaredxReaderxJensen4 days ago in Humor More Like This
“We aren’t boys! We’re men!” Jared and Jensen said in unison.
“Shut up boys. This is my questions.” I said and listened to the giggles coming from the audience. “If you thought meeting the rest of the cast was interesting then wait for this one.”
“It may or may not have a lot of me hurting her by accident.” Jared informed.
“Yes, lots of that…lots of that. But here goes, so my first day on set…”
Let Them GoLet Them Go2 days ago in Humor More Like This
The stars glow bright in the sky tonight
Not an Irken to be seen
I'm an outcast of my race,
Because apparently I was mean
My rage is growing like a hurricane inside
Never kept it in and I never tried
Just let them in, just let them see
Be the soldier I always have to be
Conceal, don’t feel, you let them know
And they didn't show
Let them go, let them go
Can’t take it anymore
Let them go, let them go
Turn away and ignore the war
They never did care
About whatever I say
I am strong, I'll carry on
The Tallest never cared for me anyway
It’s funny how they betrayed me
They tried to make me fall
And the trust that they used to controlled me
Will not affect me at all
I have to see what I need to do
To test my loyalty and break through
They won't tear me apart by limb
For I am Zim
Let them go, let them go
Don't care if the Tallest lie
Let them go, let them go
They shall not see me cry
The Humans will obey
Whatever I say
I am strong, I'll carry on
My power will be greater then
Deadpool X Male!Reader -1.5- Awkward SilenceDeadpool X Male!Reader -1.5- Awkward Silence6 days ago in Humor More Like This
You both continued to stare in shock at the screen as Deadpool awkwardly turned back around to his normal stance, as if he could feel the atmosphere.
“Deadpool, you idiot.” You could hear yellow box say aggressively, but calmly towards him.
“Uuh...is that apart of the game?” Kayden questioned, not taking his eyes off of the screen. You glanced at him but re-directed your attention towards the screen once again. “It’s never happened before..no. He usually always stays face away from the screen.” You replied causally, as if nothing was wrong with it.
“Welllll--On second thought I am going to head on out of here.” Kayden said, getting up off the ground quickly and stretching. “W-What, but it’s just a game Kayd--” You twisted your body to look at your friend but your door clicked shut and he was gone already.
“Well, good bye to you too.” Rolling your eyes, you hesitantly picked the controller back up, signe
Kankri x Reader: Wear This Cosplay!"Kankri!" You sang as you skipped down the hallway of your shared hive.Kankri x Reader: Wear This Cosplay!1 week ago in Humor More Like This
"Yes _______?" Kankri replied.
"Well, I was wondering," You paused. "If you would wear this cosplay?" You looked up at him with puppy dog eyes.
You pushed a Sebastian cosplay towards him. (Sebastian from Black Butler :iconpervysebastianplz: )
"Um, uuh, eh, well, this is silly! Dressing up is foolish and I will not be apart of this childishness!" Kankri defended.
"Awww, but Kanny, you would look so cute in it!" You cooed.
"Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt, but this is to be kept between you and me! I couldn't imagine if my peers were to find out about thi-" You cut him off my shoving him into the bathroom with the cosplay.
Little did Kankri know that you were planning to snap a photo of him in this embarrassing outfit. You giggled to yourself while you waited from him to come out.
After a couple minutes Kankri stepped out. "Is this how it's supposed to lo-" You cut him off once again with the
First kiss (Gabriel x reader)"Where are we going?" You asked curiously as you skipped behind the Winchester brothers while Angel trailed behind you.First kiss (Gabriel x reader)2 days ago in Humor More Like This
"There's a spirit haunting the manor just over this ridge that we need to salt and burn" Dean responded simply
"Okay, hey! Do you think we'll see that cute archangel again?" You asked with a huge smile
"Cute? You can't be talking about Gabriel" Dean scoffed
"Of course I am" You stated furrowing your brows with a pout on your lips
"Gabriel isn't cute...a royal pain in the ass maybe" Dean corrected as you huffed slowing your skip to a stride as you crossed your arms over your chest disapprovingly. Angel giggled as she walked past you at a faster pace that's when you heard something rustling in the bushes beside you causing your stride to halt. You stared at the brush trying to see who was there but your view was completely obstructed so you approached with caution to see better when suddenly a hand whipped out yanking you into the bushes. You yelped behind the hand cove
Joys of Parenthood1. ConflictingJoys of Parenthood1 week ago in Humor More Like This
"Go get her."
Green pushed his son into the preschool class, crossing his arms in utter pride at the four year-old boy.
The child looked back through the glass window in the door at his father for a second, clutching his dandelion, and strutted forward towards the ring of children in the middle of the floor the best that a four year old boy could possibly strut.
He stared at the lavender haired girl in the frilly dress, who held a Pikachu doll in her arms, for a moment. She stared back at him with confusion in her eyes and a smile on her lips. He gulped down a lump, running his hands through his light brown hair, his teal eyes quivering nervously.
Finally, as the rest of the children quieted, the boy cleared his throat. With an adorable air of arrogance and a wink of his right eyes, he handed the dandelion to the girl as her friends squealed beside her.
She turned a nice shade of red as Toby said, "Violet, will you be my girlfriend?"
His father pumped his fist int
Too Much Taylor Swift (Canada x Reader)Too Much Taylor Swift (Canada x Reader)1 day ago in Humor More Like This
Author’s note: Taylor Swift Songs, whadya expect? + COLORFUL WORDS. Don’t likey? Press HERE.
“I’M FEELING 22!” (Name) sang perfectly as she swished and swayed, dropping to the floor and standing up again while listening to her favourite song.
Her shy country friend, Matthew Williams was actually coming over but with her music so deafening, she was oblivious to notice that he was already there; standing behind her, and watched the whole scene.
“You’re feeling what?” He yelled but it sounds like in a normal pitch.
(Name) froze instantly, turning around slowly to see the confused Canadian with his pet polar bear in his arms. With a blush spread across her cheeks she asked, "You didn't see any of that, did you?"
"All of it." He nodded.
“Ah.” She murmured. “How did you get inside?”
“Your door was unlocked.” He muttered as a-matter-of-factly.