Movie Night (AvengersxReader)“Tony are you sure we should go the movies?” you asked cautiously. “I mean, you being a billionaire and all, we could have just watched something at your home theater.”Movie Night (AvengersxReader)2 days ago in Humor More Like This
“Yeah but it’s not the same,” he huffed, buying the tickets for everybody.
Tonight was movie night with all the Avengers including Loki. Usually all of you just watch a random movie picked out from Stark’s huge movie library and just pop it in the DVD player, kicking back at the large couch. However tonight Tony insisted that everyone get off their lazy asses and head to a movie theater. Why? The man just liked to be unpredictable, you assumed.
Currently, everyone was on edge. Natasha seemed to be relaxed but you just knew that she was just waiting for Tony or someone else to do something stupid, thus ending the night as a disaster. Bruce was trying to keep to himself mostly by ignoring any fans that whispered about him when they passed by. He tried not to stand out. You k
Mutti's Birthday (2P!Germany x Mutti!Reader)_______________ woke up that morning. She looked to the right and saw that Lutz wasn’t there. She looked puzzled as she freshened up and went downstairs. The whole house was still. Too still…she sighed and went into the kitchen. There she was greeted to the most chaotic sight she’s seen this year…her whole kitchen was covered in smoke and flour. Tom was on the ground with a bowl of batter on his head. Franz and Gilbert were fighting something that oozing from the oven.Mutti's Birthday (2P!Germany x Mutti!Reader)2 days ago in Humor More Like This
“It’s still growing!” cried Franz pounding it with a rolling pin.
“Keep beating it!” Gilbert was hitting it with a frying pan. Lutz was juggling eggs while trying to put them in the pan while and trying to avoid Tom, who managed to get up, grabbed some oven mitts and brought the pan to his Vati. Germania was in the corner looking on and then placed his head in his hands and sighed.
“What’s going on in here?!” they stopped and looked up.
It's raining men (Thor X Reader)It's raining men (Thor X Reader)1 day ago in Humor More Like This
"Ugh! Tony do I really have to do this?" You asked as he literally dragged you into the living room of the Stark tower.
"Yes (Y/n)!" He said happily. "You lost the bet fair and square!"
You rolled your eyes. "Tony this is stupid! Besides I know you rigged it. There is no way you could have fairly beaten me."
"Stop complaining and stand right....here!" He said pointing to the middle of the room. There were pillows in a circle, except for in the middle. You guessed that's where he wanted you to stand.
You sighed and stood in the middle of the pillow circle. "This. Is. Stupid." You said again.
"Just do it! Be like nikes!"
"Those are stupid too!"
"You lost the bet and if you don't do your end of the deal I'll....I'll um..."
You smirked "Can't figure out a way to blackmail me?"
"I'll......" He suddenly smiled "I'll tell Thor you love him"
You glared at him "I will tell Thor when I'm ready, you can't tell him"
"I can and I will! Now sing!"
You sighed heavily. "It's raining men! Ha-"
Flappy Bird [Loki x Reader]Warning! Strong language.Flappy Bird [Loki x Reader]3 days ago in Humor More Like This
Loki and Tony jumped at the loud voice and turned to look at the owner who sat on the sofa curled up as a ball. ”CAN'T YOU FLY STRAIGHT?!”
”What is she doing...?” Loki questioned, not taking his eyes of off you as you continued tapping on your phone screen.
”I don't know....” Tony answered ”But I advice that you stay away from her.”
”THIS BIRD!!!” you yelled and shot up from the sofa, glaring at your phone ”WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!”
”Oh.” Tony commented as he continued to watch you yell at your phone.
”What?” Loki asked, looking over to the man of iron.
”She's playing Flappy Bird.”
”What is that?”
”A game from hell.” Tony answered darkly before he took his coffee and left the room, leaving Loki alone in the same room as the pissed off woman.
”ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!”
Nyan cat (Avengers (in a way) X Reader)Nyan cat (Avengers (in a way) X Reader)1 day ago in Humor More Like This
For this mission you needed to be exact and precise...any mistakes could cost you your life. You crept across the cold marble floor. "Target sighted...I'm going in...If I don't make it back....Tell Tony I hate him" You whispered to yourself.
Just a few more feet and you'd have it. You reached for it carefully. Just as your hand touched it the lights flicked on.
"Lady (Y/n) unhand my box of tarts that pop!" Thor demanded.
You laughed nervously. "Ohhhh heyyy Thor...Uh what are you doing up at" You checked your watch "Three in the morning?"
"Tony said he had a suspicion that you would try to steal my tarts that pop."
That would be a reason why you disliked Tony. Sure you loved him but he could be so annoying "I only wanted the box"
"The cardboard and such" You shrugged.
"What do you need the cardboard for?"
"Nyan cat" You replied
"Cat....you haven't heard of Nyan cat?"
"Well it's like a pop tart cat that....travels through space and poops a giant continuous r
Scotland X Reader ~It's The Fourth Wall, Silly~Fear is an idea. The culmination of childhood impressions and experiences combined with our perspective and expression of the world.Scotland X Reader ~It's The Fourth Wall, Silly~2 days ago in Humor More Like This
And also, one hell of a plot device, one that this writer chooses to utilize.
"You're a sick bastard." you mutter from where you sit in the near-empty classroom at lunch, rooted to the spot and consumed by the fear this writer so eloquently speaks of, chortling from where she sits at her desk penning such stories for the devotion of two-hundred thirty-nine followers (and more) to read for her amusement, and you look up to see her smiling from the rafters of the classroom, adjusting her thick glasses with a sneer.
"I don't understand why you're taking this out on me. I'm doing you a favor." this writer grins, the glare from her laptop on which she so religiously typed upon, reflecting upon the prose she types out. This writer's feet dangle from the rafters, her thick shoelaces swaying as she wrote.
"How are you doing me a favor? It's a w
OHSHC x Tsundere!Tomboy!Reader - Hikaru/KaoruOHSHC x Tsundere!Tomboy!Reader - Hikaru/Kaoru20 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Ouran High school host club x Tsundere! Tomboy! Reader: Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin: the little devil types
‘Oh dearest _____! We welcome you to the world of beauty and elegance! All of this men live to entertain you, so please tell us _____! Which type do you like the best?’
You placed your hand under your chin, as if to be deep in thought. You smiled and opened your mouth.
“I kind of like devilish guys...” You spoke softly, Hikaru and Kaoru smirked at each other and took a step closer.
“Well ____ we’re your type than?” Hikaru and Kaoru said in unison, you frowned and shook your head.
“Are you guys crazy? That’s not possible!” You screeched, they shrugged; giving you a teasy grin. Them? This situation was only getting worse, why did you had to answer that over dramatic guy anyway.
“Guys stop messing with ____, it’s obvious that she doesn’t like the teasing.” Haruhi said angry, Hikaru and Kaoru po
Sick2p America x ReaderAre you jealous?Sick2p America x Reader1 day ago in Humor More Like This
“Bless you. Tissue?” you asked and handed Al a box full of tissues.
“ Yeah, thanks doll~.” Al answered and moved from his spot on the couch/sofa, closer to you.
“ Don't even think about it Al! There will be no kisses until you are feeling better.” you told him and stood up from the couch/sofa. Making Al fall face first when he tried to kiss you.
“ Awww, why are you so mean (Name)?” he said pouting very cutely in your opinion.
“Me? Mean? Says the man who kills people on his daily bases,hm? You then crossed your arms and glared at him slightly before walking towards the kitchen, leaving your boyfriend in the living room.
Today started just like any other days. You woke up, got dressed and ate. You were about to turn on the TV before your phone started to ring.
“Hello poppet! It's me, Ollie! How are you today?” you heard a very cheerfully tone.
.:According To Plan:. (Bertholdt Fubar x Reader)~.:According To Plan:. (Bertholdt Fubar x Reader)2 days ago in Humor More Like This
To say things didn’t go according to plan would be an understatement. An incredibly tremendous understatement. The dark haired boy almost leapt out of his boots.
“(F-F/N)!! What are you doing here?!” He tried to justify his position in a skittish tone, only to be retorted by an answer that made sense.
“I live here, Bertholdt!” Why did such a retort make sense? Probably because the tall soldier stood in the girl’s closet. Holding her lacey white bra. Why? Well,for a number of reasons. Some even Bertholdt didn’t understand himself. It started with a round of bets at the mess hall.
Reiner was getting all up in Fubar’s business about his stupid little crush on no other than (F/N) (L/N). Ah yes. Naturally, the other boys joined in as well, horse faced Jean, Connie, even Jäger had to put in his two bits. The situation immediately unfolded into a complete betting w
My Hate For The Governor. (Carl Grimes x Reader)My Hate For The Governor. (Carl Grimes x Reader)3 days ago in Humor More Like This
I walk alone, like I have been since my family was killed by the Governor, I put my head down thinking of that day. I hear gun shots, I hide behind an old store, hoping it wasn't some of the Governor's men. I peek around the store and see a boy about my age or older, my eyes widen. He didn't look like anyone from Woodbury, but you never know. I take out my gun and wait until he was closer, I step out and point the gun at his head, he turns around and his eyes widen. He points his gun at my head. "Who are you?". I ask and glare at him. "I should be asking you the same". He says. "Are you with the Governor?". I ask and he laughs. "Hell no I hate that bastard, I was going to ask you that but since you asked I'm guessing your not with him". He says and I shake his head. "Hell no he killed my family why the hell would I be with him". I say and scoff.
He puts his gun away and I do the same. "I'm Carl, Carl Grimes". He says and puts his hand out. "[First name], [First
Fan what? (Bruce X Reader)Fan what? (Bruce X Reader)22 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Tony there are a bunch of girls outside the tower!" Bruce called.
You stood up and looked out the window. "Them? Those are your fangirls Bruce" You grinned "They must have followed you here."
"They make me uncomfortable....I heard one girl scream that she wanted to bear my children..."
You began to choke on your water.
Bruce's eyes widened and he hit your upper back lightly. You started coughing for a few seconds before recovering.
"Are you okay (Y/n)?"
"Y-Yeah fine thanks. W-Well anyway I know a way to get rid of them...or get myself killed"
"What is it? If theres a chance of you getting hurt I'd rather you not. I don't want it to end up like that russian knife game"
You frowned "I was fine in the end wasn't I?"
"Yeah after I stitched the wound"
"And I'm forever grateful for that. But come on I can get rid of him...besides they can't climb the tower, we are twenty feet up." You grabbed a megaphone and lead him out on the balcony.
When the girls saw Bruce they screamed enthusiasticall
Pull To Assemble (Chap.3): InterludePull To Assemble (Chap.3): Interlude3 days ago in Humor More Like This
“Now, remember, no touching my TARDIS while I’m gone, understood? She won’t like it one bit, and trust me you don’t want to get on the bad side of a sentient ship.”
With those parting words The Doctor had left in the company of The Avengers to battle von Doom. Again.
Meanwhile, in the Stark Tower lab...
Bruce Banner, when not subject to bouts of hulking, was well known for his calm demeanour and reasonable attitude, especially when compared to some of his teammates. Especially when they tried watching a movie and came the inevitable choice of a film that would suit everyone.
Still, as a scientist, there was only so much temptation he could resist.
And a wooden time travelling machine parked a few meters from him was definitely a temptation that he couldn’t fight.
He tentatively went up to the TARDIS and touched reverently the wooden panels, marvelling at the faint vibrations he could feel coursing through his fingers and up his arm.
The box was
Midnight Stroll (Setolox)Seto was sitting on the rocking chair,flipping through the pages of his book,when he heard a knock on the door.Glancing up,he dropped his book and walked over,turning the handle to open the door.The door creaked open,revealing Deadlox with a blood-encrusted sword.Midnight Stroll (Setolox)16 hours ago in Humor More Like This
The sorcerer blinked in surprise,"Deadlox?Geez,what happened to your sword?" Deadlox sighed,stepping inside the base,"Zombie horde.Had to fight them off."
Seto noted to himself that Deadlox's muscles were still tense,"Hmm...drop your sword."
"We're taking a walk." Seto answered,exiting the base,"Oh,come on--Seto!" Deadlox exclaimed,dropping his sword with a clang and following Seto.
Deadlox ran to the sorcerer's side,"Seto,it's midnight." Seto shrugged,"So?" He rolled his eyes,"Mobs.At night.Might kill us!" Deadlox raised his voice as to express his dislike to the idea.Seto,however,chuckled in amusement,"Lighten up.You need to relax."
"I am relaxed..." Deadlox muttered.It was Seto's turn to roll his
Big Four: Odd Cravings (buckteeth drabble)Toothless shifted, the blankets falling around him a little more As he fixed the angle of his book.Big Four: Odd Cravings (buckteeth drabble)10 hours ago in Humor More Like This
He made a face, his large stomach making it hard to sit comfortably.
The nightfury scanned the open page as footsteps were heard coming through the Warren, the small bedroom being entered by The spirit of Easter.
"I hate cold weather..."
Aster grumbled, flopping down on the other side of the bed from Toothless, making the weight shift.
Toothless didn't give much, too focused on the book in front of him.
Aster glanced at him tiredly, eyeing the Night fury's stomach with caution.
Toothless gave a little smile at the tiny peck on his cheek that followed.
Aster opened the blankets, moving into their warmth and sighing happily, giving a small yawn.
Toothless twitched, placing a hand on his bulging stomach. He wanted SOMETHING.......
His eyes brightened, an Idea coming to mind.
"I could really go for a Fish and Cherry Yak-milk shake."
A cough, Aster sitting upright in a slight jump, face
Magic HandsTitle: Magic handsMagic Hands1 day ago in Humor More Like This
Author: Enide Dear
Pairing: Cloud centered
Rating: work safe
Summary: Tifa has orthopedic underwear. Cloud had magic hands. The Turks are nosy.
”Oh. My. Goddess.” Elena gawked at her PHS, jaw dropping. “This is unbelievable!”
“What?” Intrigued, Cissney leaned over to read over her shoulder. A very uncharacteristic giggling erupted before she could stop it. “Seriously? Is this true?”
“Kunsel sent it. It looks genuine.” Both girls glanced over at the Soldier table of the ShinRa employee lounge, eyes glittering and a somewhat predatory stance to their shoulders.
Reno and Rude exchanged a look.
“What the Hells with you two? You suddenly got your panties in a bunch?” Reno snorted with a bit of a jealous glance at the Soldiers who still hadn’t noticed the Turks odd behavior, busy as they were with their coffee break. “Turks before hoes, yo.”
“You’re one to talk.” Ele
The Love for DramaJeff x readerThe Love for Drama1 day ago in Humor More Like This
The Love for Drama
Warnings: Swearing, and such.
I looked down at the book before me, I wonder to myself, how do stories like these began. I looked at the sleeping idiot on my lap. Well, idiot is such a lack of words, lets call him...a....hmmm... oh I know...a dimwitted dumbass that can't remember my name correctly? Yeah, barging into my window, threating to kill me, have a knife close my throat, yawns and passes out on me. Yeah, a story to tell on that one, cheers to being a 'victim', I bet you never heard that one before, right? Oh. That's right, I'm the only one? Well, that's just freakin' awesome ain't it? Yep, just sooooo awesome! I heard him snore.
I elbowed him in the shoulder, he responded by falling on to the floor, making so much noise that could possibly wake up my sleeping parents-nope! Deep sleepers they are, only the sound of an alarm clock wake them up. I hear him swear, but I just block it out. It's not like I haven't been called
Animelover1808 Commish- Clown and Detective, Ch. 2The Clown and the DetectiveAnimelover1808 Commish- Clown and Detective, Ch. 22 days ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter 2: The Laughs Keep Kicking In
By Aghori Shaivite, Commissioned by Animelover1808
The inside of a vast big top with bright colors and fantastical circus music seemed to swirl around Detective Yin. She was shocked to realized that she was naked, and her hands lifted to her breasts as she closed her inner thighs as tight as she could. She looked around the tent to see if there was an audience watching her. As spotlights moved around the circus, Yin realized she was alone.
Detective Yin turned around to see a jester outfit hanging on a chair beside a makeup table. The suit was lavender, its cap and shoes red, its bells silvery. Relief fell over the detective; now she could dress before anyone came into the big top and saw her. Yin approached the suit and picked up the lavender attire first. The material was nice and stretchy, covering her from her nimble feet and agile legs all the way
HetaliaxChild!Reader~The world needs a Guardian p3I was waiting for England to pick up so he could spread the news about the world meeting.HetaliaxChild!Reader~The world needs a Guardian p33 days ago in Humor More Like This
"AMERICA YOU BLOODY IDIOT! DO YOU KNOW WHO BLOODY EARLY IT IS IN THE MORNING HERE?!?!"England yelled threw the phone.I had to bring the phone away from my ear.
"Nope.No clue Iggy-Dude."I told him smiling.
"It's always like you not knowing anything."England mumbled under his breath.
"What was that England."I asked.
'sigh'"Nothing America.Now.Why have you called my at a ungodly hour?"England asked.
"What...?Oh yeah I forgot!!I need you to call all the other countries for a urgent meeting at my house!"I said triumphantly.
"Two things America.1)Why do I have to call them and 2)What so urgent about it?"
"Well...um.I'll tell you when you get here okay dude?"
"Now what a minute Alfred wh-"
"Thank you England see you at the Meeting!!!"I yelled hanging up.
"Wait a minute Alfred wh-...Hello?...Hello?Damn it that idiot America hanged up on me!"I ye
Vegeta Goes to Walmart - (Clone Story #5)Synopsis: Vegeta acts particularly mean to one of his clones. He ends up getting sent to Walmart with that clone and Vegeta gets what he deserves, in the most hilarious way possible. (Don't know who Vegeta's clones are? Click here.)Vegeta Goes to Walmart - (Clone Story #5)3 days ago in Humor More Like This
Rhu: *minding his own business* *humming as he strolls to the kitchen to make some food*
Vegeta: *jumps out from seemingly nowhere and stands in front of him*
Rhu: *startled for a second* Hey, don't do that!
Vegeta: *blocking his path* You drank the last of my Arizona Tea. I'm pissed! I wanna know what you're going to do to pacify me.
Rhu: You drank like 10 cans of it! I had one.
Vegeta: It was still mine.
Rhu: So? You drink my
Supernatural x Reader Down South Flying Pt. 6So, I had a bit of writer's block, but I'm back! This one is short, but you get to kind of connect with Cas a little more. I hope you guys enjoy this one, I'll try and make more fluff fluff and more awesome. Just bear with meh, anyways here's the next chapter/part. Enjoy! ^U^Supernatural x Reader Down South Flying Pt. 62 days ago in Humor More Like This
With Cas’ help, we got rid of all the vamps in the nest and any of the werewolves they were working with. Before we left New Orleans, Cas and I were in my motel room packing up some stuff. Dean and Sam had gone to a nearby bar to celebrate. “You don’t drink Cas?” I asked him while I began to fold some clothes. “No, not usually. Heh, although there was an occasion where I did get quite “wasted” as Dean put it.” Cas smiled at this memory. “Woah, how much you drink?” I was just curious to know, I mean you don’t hear a drunk angel story everyday now do you? “Well, if I remember correctly...a liquor store.” He looked at me a bit serious. My j
The Wonderful World of Tumblr (ItalyXReader)It's been a long day of papers, teachers, obnxious cliques, crowds, rude customers, and a boss who didn't know the meaning of 'Break Time.' Yes, you a twenty-two year-old college student was sick of life and people in general. Well, with the exception of your boyfriend. You came home to an empty apartment, forgetting momentarily about the cat, Pooki. Feeding Pooki, you sighed. Finally! You can relax and mindlessly wander the joys of the internet. Usually you would limit your time on your (Mac/PC/Windows laptop) so you could spend your free time with Feli, but he wouldn't be home until late with the rest of his ROTC buddies. Briefly, your mind wandered to Feli's friend and commanding officer, Ludwig. You hoped Luddy won't overwork him with drills.The Wonderful World of Tumblr (ItalyXReader)2 days ago in Humor More Like This
Shaking your mind from that thought, you logged into your desktop and went to (Internet Explorer/Firefox/any other internet-surfing-program-you-people-use). Clicking on the thumbnail with the Tumblr logo in your toolbar, you logged in and bega