She's a Lady (Avengers x Reader: Prologue)She’s a LadyShe's a Lady (Avengers x Reader: Prologue)1 day ago in Humor More Like This
Prologue: Steve, Tony and Thor
The three of them watched __________ who was talking with both Bruce and Natasha. The trio saw how the young woman laughed at whatever she said then Bruce smiling had mumbled something else which then got the three of them laughing together. __________ covered her mouth with her hand, her eyes had shut tightly with laughter and her face had turned into an impressive shade of red.
It had been the first time in the last six months that they were all together in the same room. Them being the group of “heroes” that went under the alias of “The Avengers”. There was Steve Rogers, also known as Captain America: the American hero himself, Tony Stark, playboy billionaire philanthropist by day and Iron Man by night. Thor Odinson, the god of Thunder and Prince of Asgard, Doctor Bruce Banner aka The Hulk, who specializes in all things dealing with gamma radiation; it was from that accidental exposure that trans
EnglandXReader: The Most Important QuestionEnglandXReader: The Most Important Question9 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Your arms flail rapidly, smacking everything from Arthur’s arms. As the stack of books tumble and fall, Arthur swears and hobbles along, holding one of his feet dearly.
“What in God’s name are you doing?!” he shouts, primarily startled rather than upset.
“Iggy! Tell me now, and tell me the truth!”
“What are you talking about?”
“Don’t play games with me!” You scoop up his books just as he bends over, and you run a circle around him, the books pressed against your chest. “Tell me,” you command once more.
Arthur sighs and rubs his neck, “Would you care to explain what I must explain to you?” he asks evenly.
A smile lights up your face: you’ll finally get an answer! The answer you've waited for so long to receive! The answer that can heal your heart and mind, and possibly bring you closer to Arthur! You want him to confess...
“What is Stonehe
LithuaniaxReader drabbleLight sounds of running feet echoed through the halls of Ivan's dark mansion; the floor underneath the two bodies creaking with every step.LithuaniaxReader drabble14 hours ago in Humor More Like This
What the two were doing was dangerous, especially if they were caught. But neither of them cared, all they had was eachother.
Toris-the country of Lithuania- a quiet young man with shoulder length brown hair, brought his best friend into his masters house without getting permission.
Though the scary Russian man was away at the moment, Toris and ________ were still scared. They knew what would happen if they were caught, Toris knew better. He chose to do this.
So while the house the silent, neither Ivan, his sisters, or even the other Baltic states were around, Toris led _______ through the dark hallways of the house near the basement.
"Why is this house so huge?" _______ asked with a pant.
"Tired already? We're almost there." Toris gave her a smile while continuing to drag her behind him.
Oh he would get in so much trouble, but it would be so worth
OHSHC x Tsundre! Tomboy!Reader - HaruhiOHSHC x Tsundre! Tomboy!Reader - Haruhi16 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Ouran High school host club x Tsundere! Tomboy! Reader: Haruhi Fujioka: the natural type
‘Oh dearest _____! We welcome you to the world of beauty and elegance! All of this men live to entertain you, so please tell us _____! Which type do you like the best?’
You placed your hand under your chin, as if to be deep in thought. You smiled and opened your mouth.
“Well I kind of like natural guys..” You murmured, the tall blonde shrieked and covered his mouth with one of his hands. “N-Not possible princess please pick another type!” You frowned and stared at him, “Why not?”
“Well..” Hikaru started, “You see ______. Haruhi’s the natural type here.” You raised an eyebrow and looked at the twins; that were giving you a weird look. “So..?” You asked in a confused voice.
“Well Princess Har-Haruhi is a girl, you already knew that..” The tall blonde spoke once again, you shrugged.
Hatfic - Easter Rampage The calm and quiet in the Marble Tower was cut short rather quickly one particular Sunday morning. The weather was great and the birds were singing as they'd normally do, however what was so unusual was the fact that Alsmiffy was currently running up the stairs, earlier then he'd usually wake up, and his almost completely featureless face was contorted into an expression of pure panic.Hatfic - Easter Rampage18 hours ago in Humor More Like This
His footfalls were loud and called upon the attention of the one that had worked through out the night to finish some projects that he'd written down on his To Do List.
The walrus was not prepared for what the other had to say.
"Code Kinder!" The greenman screeched "This is not a fucking drill!"
"WHAT?! I thought you chained it down!" Trottimus exclaimed as he looked up at his taller friend.
"I did! Chewed through the chains and ran off!" Alsmiffy replied, flailing his arms ever so slightly. He didn't know what to make of this, normally the chai
Nordics x little ReaderIt was sunny morning and (name) was sleeping soundlessly in her bed next to Hanatamago. Her bedroom door then creaked open and reviled one of her uncles, Lukas. The male walked quietly to the five years old girl's bed and sat on the edge of the bed. Lukas shook (name)'s shoulder carefully as the (h/c) haired started to stir. (name) slowly sat up in her bed and opened her (e/c) eyes for her uncle. The girl smiled and tackled the Norwegian into a tight hug.Nordics x little Reader22 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“Good morning uncle Lukas.” (name) chirped. Lukas gave a rare smile and ruffled your messy hair. Sometimes you were just to adorable! Sure; maybe you were a little bit loud some days, but you were still a child, unlike another person he knew ( *cough * Mathias * cough*)...
“God morgen (name), did you sleep well?” he asked and picked you up and you nodded, both heading towards the kitchen with Hanatamago not far behind. In the kitchen (name) saw her other uncle, Emil sitting at the
TDASDO --- Heroes Vs. Villains - Part 1TDASDO --- Heroes Vs. Villains - Part 122 hours ago in Humor More Like This
(Just a heads up to anyone reading this who HASN'T read TDIDO, TDADO, and TDWTDO. I will not name any of the previous winners, so if you want to read any past seasons, be my guest. There are SEVEN new OCS who I added to this show, but only THREE are participating in this season along with ONE audience OC. Their names are Abigail, Shin, Robert, and Mel. Mel is a punk rock gal in a relationship with Duncan, Shin was Bridgette's ex boyfriend before they found out that they were cousins, Robert's an a**, and Abigail's a bubbly, easily distracted, sweetheart in a relationship with Noah. This story takes place in an AU where EVERYONE competed in season 1, Revenge contestants included. It's been three seasons, and now the biggest players of the past seasons are competing against one another. Enjoy)
=== Area 51 === (Deep within the corridors and levels of Area 51 is a top secret facility… within this top secret facility. This makes it MORE than just top secret. It's… TOPPEST secr
TDASDO --- Heroes Vs. Villains - Part 2TDASDO --- Heroes Vs. Villains - Part 217 hours ago in Humor More Like This
HEROIC HAMSTERS = Harold, B, Cody, Mike, Brick, Courtney, Bridgette, Zoey, Sierra, Abigail
VILLAINOUS VULTURES = Mel, Jo, Leshawna, Heather, Dakota, Alejandro, Noah, Duncan, Robert, Shin
=== Wawanakwa, Forest Trail, Heroic Hamsters === (Courtney is leading the team through the forest path to the cliff)
Courtney: Pick up the pace, people! I remember these woods like the back of my C.I.T. training manual.
Brick: I wish my boot camp gave ME a manual. (Brick marches alongside Courtney. Bridgette, Harold, Mike, Zoey, Cody, and B follow close behind. Abigail and Sierra are in the back. Abigail is moving at a slow pace)
Sierra: What's wrong?
Abigail: I don't know… it just feels weird not having Noah on the same team. We've been on the same team for three consecutive seasons.
Sierra: And haven't you made friends all of those times? Having Noah on the other team won't stop you from having friends now will it? You two were strong when the other was eliminated before, what makes a simple t
Ode to HetaliaFive minutes of heaven,Ode to Hetalia5 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Italy yelling "PASTA!"
Draw a circle that's the earth!
And suddenly, I can't stand it,
Every history text book's a tragic fan fic,
Can't you see
What this fandom has done to me
Stereotypical, bold, and beautiful,
I waste time away in history class,
I try to let it be,
America and Britain had a war, my ass!
They're still my OTP
Britain and France hate each other,
Nobody sees Canada,
America's always the hero,
Everyone's afraid of Russia!
And suddenly I can't stand it,
It's plastered all over the map,
Can't you see
What this fandom has done to me
Stereotypical, bold, and beautiful
Though it may be a little offensive,
And more than a little bit odd,
We all still love it anyways,
And admit that Prussia's a god.
Switzerland is always neutral,
Austria plays the piano,
Hungary will hit you with a frying pan,
Spain's there with Romano!
And suddenly, you're in love with it,
Hot gay countries galore,
Now you see,
Babysitting Nightmare Chapter 3Babysitting Nightmare Chapter 314 hours ago in Humor More Like This
At around 6:00 p.m the doorbell rang.
Emma, who was dressed in her usual blue fancy dress rushed down the stairs to answer the door.
Standing in front of her was a woman with beautiful blue eyes, blond hair and wearing a pink dress. It was no other than Princess Peach, the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom.
“Hi Peach,” Emma said with a smile, “I’m so happy you can make it.”
“Hi Emma!” Peach replied, with her usual peppy voice, “My, you look so pretty! Partying hard tonight?”
“Maybe. And yeah. Why don’t you come in?”
Peach entered the house. She was amazed on how neat it was.
“Where are your daughters? I haven’t seen them since they were babies,” Peach asked.
“ Oh they’re in here somewhere….” Emma replied, “But we gotta go. Iggy! What’s taking so long?!”
“I’ll be there in a minute!” Iggy yelled from upstairs.
“Man that guy
Babysitting Nightmare Chapter 2Babysitting Nightmare Chapter 215 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Emiline, was lying down on her stomach reading a book. She turned her attention to her mother who entered the room and sat down at the foot of the bed.
“Hey sweetie,” Emma said, waving at her daughter.
“Hi Mommy,” Emiline replied smiling.
“I have some news for you.”
“Oh what is it?”
Emma suddenly didn’t feel like telling her anymore. She was worried about what her reaction might be.
“What is it, Mom?” Emiline asked again, breaking her mother’s thoughts.
”Oh uh… you see,” Emma said nervously, “your father and I.. well.. we decided to go out tonight, and… well we thought of another person to look after you guys tonight .”
Emma thought Emiline would pout. But she remembered that she told her and Iggy that she didn’t like the previous sitter they had. So that feeling immediately swept away.
“ Ooooh who is it?” Emiline asked excitedly. H
Babysitting Nightmare Chapter 1Babysitting Nightmare Chapter 115 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Iggy Koopa, asked Emma his wife, if she wanted to go to this fancy Italian restaurant tonight. Emma said,“How can we afford going? We don’t have enough money.”
Iggy replied to her “You can go to Peach’s castle and ask the Princess for a little change.”
That was true. Emma lived with Princess Peach for a while in the past, and Peach loved her like her own daughter. Plus once in a while she’d come and donate some money to her family.
“Yeah, you have a point,” Emma said. “oh all right. We’ll go.” She smiled at her husband. Iggy smiled back. He loved when Emma smiled.
“But who will take care of Emiline and Izzy? Not Chuck of course. Remember what happened the last time?”
“Yeah I do…” Iggy frowned at the thought. He remembered the time when Chuck the Chameleon, one of Emma
Crossing the Line, The PortalCrossing the Line, The Portal6 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"I...Zim...has finally done it!" Zim raised the device high above his head in victory. A large, proud smile was plastered on his face. GIR looked at him for a moment, before returning to devouring the jerky in his hands. Minimoose just hovered over and said nothing. Zim lowered the boxed shaped device and cradled it in his arms.
"I have created...a portal...that would trap that...Rrr...Dib-stink forever!" Zim growled at the thought of his enemy. He set it down on the table and gazed at it lovingly. "Mastuh! Is you in love?!" Gir yelled out, the jerky sticking to his mouth. "Yes, Gir. I am. I am in love with this beautiful creation that would rid of the filthy Dib and allow me to conquer the earth." Zim replied, not taking his eyes off the small device.
"Can I have a chicken?" Gir didn't listen to a single word his master said. Zim snapped out of his daydreaming and rolled his eyes at Gir's question. "Come Gir! We must go test this out!" Zim commanded. He marched to the elevator, traile
Black Butler x reader You have a sister pt3Black Butler x reader You have a sister? pt3Black Butler x reader You have a sister pt312 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Warning= mild language, violence, and sucky grammar. Don't like still don't care!!!
"So Y/n? You and Sebastian seem like really close siblings. Got any good childhood stories? Well ones when Sebastian and you were younger." Bardroy said as you and the other servants were outside. Ciel was still talking to Sebastian. 'I wonder what they're talking about.' You thought. Then you thought of a good story.
"Well Sebastian was a little younger than Ciel and I when I was born. But when he hit mine and Ciel's age I was around four. We used to drive our nanny insane. Our parents worked for very rich people. These rich people hired a sitter. She would call us demons. Then when we got older we grew incredibly and became more responsible. But we had fun pranking her. Sebastian would always help me. He was my partner in crime." You said. Then Sebastian and Ciel w
Safer Not To AskSafer Not To Ask13 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Germany sat in his office doing paper work, one pile of unfinished forms, documents and so on sat on his left while a pile of completed paper work sat on his right. It was surprisingly silent in his home, for some reason Prussia was being quite, which usually meant something bad was going to happen. But after a few hours of nothing blowing up or a prank being pulled, Germany figured he was safe to work in peace. At least until Prussia’s loud laughter rang throughout the house.
Setting his pen down, Germany reached up and pinched the bridge of his nose, silently waving goodbye to a headache free day. He turned his attention back to work and had to reread the same paragraph five times because Prussia was still laughing, more like gasping for air and praying that he didn’t die but laughing too hard to calm down. Concern quickly outweighed his irritation and Germany forced himself out of his office and down the short hallway until he reached Prussia’s bedroom.
Babysitting Nightmare Chapter 5Babysitting Nightmare Chapter 514 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter 5 (Final chapter)
When Princess Peach woke up, she found herself tied up inside a small round vehicle. She had no idea what was going on. All she knew is that the girls were planning something devious.
“Hey! Where are you girls?! You’re going to be in big trouble!” Peach yelled to the emptiness.
As if it was some sort of cue, Emiline and Izzy emerged in front of her.
“Well well, look who’s inside my little toy car,” Izzy said in an evil voice.
“Let’s see if you’ll be mean to us now,” Emiline added.
“What?! I was never mean to you girls! I was trying to be a proper babysitter! Let go of me right now!!!!” Peach screeched at the two girls.
“Ready Emiline?” Izzy asked her sister, ignoring Peach’s words.
“Ready,” Emiline replied.
Emiline went to the rear of the vehicle and lit some tiny rockets on fire with her fire power.
“In 3, 2, 1,” Izzy counted down.
Gemstone"No, please! Not my jewelry! I need it! I'm almost finished!" The dwarf woman wailed as the elf guards stripped her of her trinkets.Gemstone17 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"My Lord, is this really necessary?" Triandal asked.
King Eirlithi of the Ffeffernachtfer Forest turned cold silver eyes to the lieutenant.
With that, Triandal knew his career in Ffeffernachtfer was over. When the large elf had signed on to serve the foreign king, he had assumed the exodus of elves from Ffeffernachtfer was due to poor resources and raids by goblins. Now he knew better.
"Please, just one ring. . . " the dwarf woman sobbed, trying to curl her fingers protectively around the ornament. Her pleas were for naught.
"Don't forget her earrings," King Eirlithi reminded his guards.
When the dwarf woman was stripped of her jewelry, the two elves flanking her dragged her off to the holding cells.
"This is cheap tat, Sire," Triandal said, picking up a ring. It had an amber stone but was otherwise unremarkable. "A human child could mak
Copper PatchesLestrade was a kettle. Though at the moment he didn’t contain any water.Copper Patches17 hours ago in Humor More Like This
John was a small Watson teapot. Though at the moment he didn’t contain any tea.
Sherlock was technically a Holmes teapot. But after getting into a lot of hot water he was no longer capable of holding it, so Mrs Hudson used him as a vase.
At the moment though he didn’t contain any flowers. He did however contain a mouse.
“OK in there, Mouselet?” called John.
“I’m fine!” she called back.
Mouselet did feel a fool. She’d been examining Mrs Hudson’s biscuits in the cupboard directly above Sherlock and lost her pawing. But John and Lestrade were arranging the rescue with great efficiency.
“Do hurry up, will you.” That was Sherlock’s voice.
“Shut up, Sherlock. Soon have you out of there, Mouselet!” That was Lestrade’s voice.
Mouselet looked up and saw one end of the oven gloves being lowered slowly down.
Babysitting Nightmare Chapter 4Babysitting Nightmare Chapter 414 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Izzy and Emiline were hiding in the bathroom, discussing about what to do with the Princess.
“She’s nothing like what Mom told us about her,” Emiline said to her sister, “she’s a mean person.”
“No she’s not,” Izzy said, “she’s acting that way because Mom or Dad probably told her what happened with Chuck. Maybe we should just try to get on her good side then maybe, we can get away with doing what we want.”
“Hey, great idea Izzy!” Emiline said, “why didn’t I think of that?”
“Because I’m the smart one,” Izzy said, raising her hand to high-five Emiline.
Emiline didn’t take that response as an insult. It was true that Izzy was smarter than her because she inherited her father’s genius brain. All Emiline inherited was her mother’s slow, unfocused brain.
She high-fived her little sister then got up from the floor.
Fulminata Chapter IFulminata Chapter I11 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Hi, I’m Natalie. Natalie Evans. I’m seventeen years old as of December first, and I’m a superhero.
You knew that? Oh, right. That’s probably because I got to fight alongside the greatest heroes ever to grace the covers of magazines and comic books alike, the Heroes of New York. Or, as they call themselves, the Avengers.
What I bet you don’t know about me is that I’m an agent for a secret government agency that deals with all the Area 51-like aliens and stuff. I also get to visit other realms, and I’m an honorary princess in one of them. Cool stuff, right?
Well, there’s a reason for all of it. And you’re about to know why. So grab some popcorn, and let’s go.
“...when I find you…”
In the closet, I held my breath. Joseph could be outside that door any minute now, and it was with all my strength that I was holding back a sob.
With my mother now dead from a heart attack, my step-father, Joseph Monroe, was left to
2p Hetalia x Child reader ch22p Hetalia x Child reader ch22p Hetalia x Child reader ch218 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Warning= cursing,violence may occur, and sucky grammar. Don't like. I don't care!!!!
Timeskip of awesomeness****
Now you and Steph were in bed. You two had become real close in those couple of hours. Right now you two were talking so that you two could stay awake. "Hey Steph? I want to ask you something. Why did you wear such a weird outfit today? You look like your from Alice in Wonderland." You said.
"Well I don't wear that stuff everyday. It was just to make me look fancy at this meeting. It was a meeting for our oncle Francis. He and daddy go to these things and since there was no one to watch me I had to go. I got a lot of strange looks. Probably because I am four and at a mafia meeting. But I keep the hat on. This hat was how I found my old man." She said.
The two of you share a room so you decided to peek in her closet. She wasn't lying. She didn't wear that stuff.