OHSHC x Tsundere!Tomboy!Reader - Hikaru/KaoruOHSHC x Tsundere!Tomboy!Reader - Hikaru/Kaoru1 day ago in Humor More Like This
Ouran High school host club x Tsundere! Tomboy! Reader: Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin: the little devil types
‘Oh dearest _____! We welcome you to the world of beauty and elegance! All of this men live to entertain you, so please tell us _____! Which type do you like the best?’
You placed your hand under your chin, as if to be deep in thought. You smiled and opened your mouth.
“I kind of like devilish guys...” You spoke softly, Hikaru and Kaoru smirked at each other and took a step closer.
“Well ____ we’re your type than?” Hikaru and Kaoru said in unison, you frowned and shook your head.
“Are you guys crazy? That’s not possible!” You screeched, they shrugged; giving you a teasy grin. Them? This situation was only getting worse, why did you had to answer that over dramatic guy anyway.
“Guys stop messing with ____, it’s obvious that she doesn’t like the teasing.” Haruhi said angry, Hikaru and Kaoru po
Midnight Stroll (Setolox)Seto was sitting on the rocking chair,flipping through the pages of his book,when he heard a knock on the door.Glancing up,he dropped his book and walked over,turning the handle to open the door.The door creaked open,revealing Deadlox with a blood-encrusted sword.Midnight Stroll (Setolox)19 hours ago in Humor More Like This
The sorcerer blinked in surprise,"Deadlox?Geez,what happened to your sword?" Deadlox sighed,stepping inside the base,"Zombie horde.Had to fight them off."
Seto noted to himself that Deadlox's muscles were still tense,"Hmm...drop your sword."
"We're taking a walk." Seto answered,exiting the base,"Oh,come on--Seto!" Deadlox exclaimed,dropping his sword with a clang and following Seto.
Deadlox ran to the sorcerer's side,"Seto,it's midnight." Seto shrugged,"So?" He rolled his eyes,"Mobs.At night.Might kill us!" Deadlox raised his voice as to express his dislike to the idea.Seto,however,chuckled in amusement,"Lighten up.You need to relax."
"I am relaxed..." Deadlox muttered.It was Seto's turn to roll his
Big Four: Odd Cravings (buckteeth drabble)Toothless shifted, the blankets falling around him a little more As he fixed the angle of his book.Big Four: Odd Cravings (buckteeth drabble)13 hours ago in Humor More Like This
He made a face, his large stomach making it hard to sit comfortably.
The nightfury scanned the open page as footsteps were heard coming through the Warren, the small bedroom being entered by The spirit of Easter.
"I hate cold weather..."
Aster grumbled, flopping down on the other side of the bed from Toothless, making the weight shift.
Toothless didn't give much, too focused on the book in front of him.
Aster glanced at him tiredly, eyeing the Night fury's stomach with caution.
Toothless gave a little smile at the tiny peck on his cheek that followed.
Aster opened the blankets, moving into their warmth and sighing happily, giving a small yawn.
Toothless twitched, placing a hand on his bulging stomach. He wanted SOMETHING.......
His eyes brightened, an Idea coming to mind.
"I could really go for a Fish and Cherry Yak-milk shake."
A cough, Aster sitting upright in a slight jump, face
Levi-Heichou's Cocoa Cravings 5Levi-Heichou's Cocoa Cravings 58 hours ago in Humor More Like This
SORRY TO KEEP YOU ALL WAITING OH GAD XDDDD
I APOLOGIZE... REALLY XD
Erwin Smith’s Point of View
I just hope that everything goes all according to plan. And I sure hope that Eren won’t screw up at all. This time, I will make it to a point Levi will stop his cocoa cravings, even if he sees this substance lingering around. Gladly, I have Hanji by my side, so I guess she also has some fanatical plan under her sleeves. It’s funny how she is cooperating with this plan.
“So, Commander, I’m going for it later on right?” She smirked. Of course, she’s in the mood. Based on her manic expressions, she has something sneaky at hand. Her eyes rolled left and right, and she’s shivering, because she’s excited. Of course… what could you expect of this woman?
“Yes. I’ll tell you to go f
2k3!TMNT x Reader: After the Mission "It's a lovely afternoon in the sewers, is it not?" Michelangelo joked, looking at you. You took a deep breath, inhaling the foul sewer odors and refrained from coughing.2k3!TMNT x Reader: After the Mission21 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Yes, lovely indeed," you responded. The two of you laughed.
"Quit goofin' off, you two," Raphael interjected in his usual deep, gruff voice. His heavy Brooklyn accent made him sound intimidating...to everyone except you. You were used to his attitude by now.
"Awwww! Is big, bad Raphie tired from the mission?" Mikey teased, making a goofy face at his brother.
"Can it!" Raph snapped. Even though you giggled, you understood how Raph felt. You were exhausted from this last mission. Battling indestructible sludge monsters for hours straight without resting could be tiring...You could tell that Mikey was weary and frustrated just like his brothers....but he just liked to crack jokes in an attempt to lighten the mood. But of course, his strategy wasn't working.
Valentines crushers,part 6venus: good news, i have smurfed one of the smurfette's crewValentines crushers,part 66 hours ago in Humor More Like This
handy: how?,the last time you smurf that,one of them was hidding for her life
venus:is diferent this time ;
And for strange it sounds,she had made happy one of the smurfette's crew without a mate
Artist was paiting a picture of painter and samoanette sitting under a tree together
samoanette: this is cute,you are happy and she is...
she got back his motionless expression
painter: (barely moving his lips) i think i could smurf a master-pisa better than her and without so much delay
artist: I HEARD YOU!
samoanette: please,be nice to her , she is trying to smurf someting for ya
painter: if is a work from her, i´ll burn it later
samoanette: don't you dare
"I TOLD YOU DON'T MOVE!"
artist: umm,someting is wrong ....is like someting....i have it!
She went towards them and covered painter's head with a paper bag
artist: so much better,you should use that all the time
painter opened his mouth to an
End Times Retrospective Part XVI have to riff fast and keyboards too slow.End Times Retrospective Part XV7 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter Thirteen: Gotterdammerung (Oi! You're only supposed to use that one when talking about the fall of Nazi Germany! Otherwise it's not ironic!)
The bridge of Cyclops was an impressive construct. Unfortunately, we mean impressive in the same way as the Tay Bridge. It was filled with computer terminals and radar systems, true, but it was mostly a windowed construct giving a panoramic view of the space station. This, in retrospect, may have been a massive design flaw. There was a viewing platform at the far end of the bridge, with a full, unobscured view of the Planet Earth. That is one heck of an office window.
Up upon this platform stood Frederick Isak Showsenhower, his back turned. Yeah, I'd spend all the time staring menacingly at Earth if I had a base like this.
"Is it time, Timothy Tiberius Turner?" asked Freakshow. How do you know his middle name?
He turned to face Timmy and Dani,
An Average MorningNya’s brown eyes popped opened when she heard the alarm clock. She sat up in bed and groaned. She then heard the crash noises and yells for silence that ensued after and knew that once again, the boys had destroyed more alarm clocks and half of their rooms.An Average Morning13 hours ago in Humor More Like This
She kicked the covers off and decided to go into the kitchen of the apartment and looked around. Yep, everyone was still asleep or too lazy to get up. It was seven am and even Nya was tired, but she knew that she couldn’t go back to bed anyways.
Nya walked over to the cabinet and got out several pans. She set them on the large stove top and opened the silver fridge and got out everything she was going to use for breakfast, eggs, cheese, and several other things. The young samurai figured that the guys were going to want to have breakfast and just be lazy all day.
It had been two days since the Final Battle and everyone was pretty exhausted. Especially her, Jay, Zane, Cole since being turned evil was enough to mentally dr
ScapeFox Literature Adventures: Mod Mark's Day OutScapeFox Literature Adventures: Mod Mark's Day Out17 hours ago in Humor More Like This
It was a beautiful day. The sun was shinning, without a cloud in the sky. Mod Mark had awoken from hibernation, and it was time to make breakfast. He ripped the door off his fridge and grabbed five pounds of bacon.
"There's only one proper way to cook food." he told himself. Strip by strip, he laid the bacon across his bicep, as it began to sizzle on top of it. The aroma filled the air, and began to draw the attention of the community. All of the United Kingdom gathered around Mod Mark's kingdom to catch a glimpse of him and his mad cooking skills.
"Time to kick it up a notch." Mod Mark flexed his bicep, increasing the heat. The bacon let out greasy tears of joy to be cooked by the legendary Mod Mark. He gave his bicep another flex, causing the bacon to fly up into the air, and into his mouth. "Mm, protein." he licked his lips in satisfaction. "Time to get to work. But first, I must water the garden." he told himself. Mod Mark
The Evil Object! ([not] TRUE STORY)It was 9 o’clock at night I didn't see it coming; it just jumped out of nowhere. It was silver, sharp, shiny, and mean. You wouldn't think a little sweet thing like that would hurt you…but it did. I turned off the water and got out of the bath. My cloths I put on, and then it attacked. I was just going to pick up my things, but there it was all ready to attack. I bent down and it got closer, I picked the things up and set them down, and it got closer. I stood up and it hit me, it cut me right up my back. I scream in pain and fall to the floor of the tub. My mother rushes to get to me, but the door is locked. Blood dripped from my back, and I tried to get out. I jumped from the tub and grabbed a towel to press against my back, I unlocked the door and let my mom in. she looked at my back and saw the huge cut on my back. She had asked what happened and I told her with pain in my face. The bath tub cut me. DUN DUN DUN!The Evil Object! ([not] TRUE STORY)20 hours ago in Humor More Like This
ToucheMr. Peabody gave a soft sigh. He had never in his life done something so undignified. But, all the parenting books he'd read said it was an integral part of childhood and could even be used to teach children important lessons. Not to mention the fact that Sherman was looking at him with those big, brown eyes again; and, despite the fact that he'd never admit it out loud, he had developed a weakness to "The Look" long ago.Touche21 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"I suppose…" he said at last.
Immediately, Sherman's face split with a smile and the five-year-old began bouncing on his toes in excitement.
"Ok, ok," the boy said, forcing himself to stand still. "So, you gotta pertend you're gonna try to take over the world." Suddenly, the boy's eyes lit up. Mr. Peabody knew he'd had an idea, most likely a dangerous one. "Mr. Peabody, could we use one of your exper-expe- one of your 'spirements for the machine you use to take over the world?"
Mr. Peabody resisted the urge to rub his temples. "No, I don't think so, Sherman."
Yogscats Part One: Brothers---Minecraftia Pet Shop---Yogscats Part One: Brothers22 hours ago in Humor More Like This
'Bro look its a chick!' A black cat meowed in excitement.
His tan coloured brother padded up to the glass and grinned.
'Heck yeah. That's our ride out of this dump.'
'You dirty basta-' the first one laughed.
'Thats not what I meant idiot.'
His brother gave a look that said, 'yeah right', and rolled his eyes.
'Whatever. Come on, time to turn on the charm.'
The bell on the door jingled loudly as Kim stepped into Mincraftia Pet Shop.
'Hi! Are you looking for a particular pet?" A chirpy lady walked up to her and smiled.
"Anything that fits a twenty year old with no love life whatsoever."
The lady, who's name badge read Kayla, grinned and ushered her to a large tank housing a litter of kittens.
"If you don't have a job or anything these cuties would be perfect. They'll need a bit of looking after since they're still young, but they're all purebreds and should do fine."
"Hmm, I don't really want too much work..."
"Well, we do have two other cats. C
Phobia - What Does The Fox Say? - (1/2)You trudged through the hallway replaying that video over and over in your head. It was so confusing and annoying you didn’t even know where to begin. “What does the fox say?” You whispered as you purposely banged your head on the wall. You had been obsessed with that song for god knows how long. “(y/n)? What are you doing?” You banged your head on the wall again, ignoring the question your friend had asked you. “Okay seriously, stop that.” She warned. You tilted your head to look at her and giggled, then proceeded to bang your head again. “You’re going to hurt yourself (y/n)…” She said.Phobia - What Does The Fox Say? - (1/2)1 day ago in Humor More Like This
You stood up straight and turned to face her. “What does the fox say?” You said silently then began to creep toward her. “W-What?”
“What. Does. The. Fox say?” You said again, getting closer and louder.
“Holy shit, that song is annoying. Stop that. Right now.” She commanded.
My TUFF Puppy OC'sShrewstar:My TUFF Puppy OC's17 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Animal: Spirit possessed Robotic Shrew.
Age: In appearance and past life: 19. Now in technical terms: 46 years old.
Appearance: A teenage shrew with grew fur all over his body except for the black hair spiked in a short Mowhawk. Yellow eyes with red pupils, a bite mark on his right ear, sharp teeth, short long red with black striped finger nails. He wear's a a red cape with black musical notes all over it and a gold chain attached to the top around his neck to keep it up, spiked metal wrist bands along with a golden spiked dog collar on his neck and tail, spiked brass knuckles, and large black leather boots.
Weapons and or abilities:
Self reassembling/ regeneration/ Invincibility: Thanks to his now ghostly powers, whenever his robotic body get's damaged in anyway. He can spiritually put himself back together and regenerate anything that was disintergrated on the way.
Knuckle missiles: From both his past life and his undead life, he can
Puzzleshipping Drabble #26 - Kiss#26 KissPuzzleshipping Drabble #26 - Kiss21 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Pairing/s: Puzzleshipping, Devotionshipping, implied Ardentshipping. Past!Onesided!Peach-and-revoution
Categories: Romance, Humor
Setting: Post-Canon AU (Atem/Yami returns)
Summary: Anzu wasn't expecting Jounouchi to ask her out, so she thought it was best to let Yuugi down lightly... Maybe she should've just stayed at home.
Warning/s: Pro!Anzu, NOT Anzu-bashing. Putting a warning on that since about 60% or more of the fandom seem to hate her for some reason.
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me, but to Kazuki Takahashi.
"I know, I know! I'm gonna go over and tell him right now..." Anzu sighed, pulling her hair in frustration, still holding her phone in one hand. "No, I'll still go, I'll just let him down easy when we're out... Yes, Jounouchi, we're still having that double date with Honda and Shizuka." A pause as the other answered, and then a groan of frustration. "I don't think you ha
Hetalia conversation with CleverbotUser: Anyway...I'M THE HERO! HAHA!Hetalia conversation with Cleverbot2 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Cleverbot: Hello america.
User: South Italy.
Cleverbot: I like him too.
User: What about England?
Cleverbot: No... How about France?
User: Not really, he freaks me out...
Cleverbot: Who creeps you out?
User: I'm Canada!
User: I'm Canada!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I'm Canada!
User: No, PASTA!
Cleverbot: Make pasta not war!
User: The Hetalia Characters.
Cleverbot: Who in Hetalia?
User: Italy, Germany and Japan.
Cleverbot: The vatican.
User: No, Axis Powers.
Cleverbot: The Allies.
User: The Nordics.
Cleverbot: North of what?
Hetalia x Reader America endingHetalia x Reader America Ending!!!!Hetalia x Reader America ending7 hours ago in Humor More Like This
You couldn't believe it!!!! America!!! Sexy mother f**kin America!!! You couldn't help but admit you had fallen for this sexy hamburger eating video game addict of an american. But who wouldn't?
'How am I gonna tell him?!?!?! I mean I do love him back but what am I supposed to do?!?!? Straight up? Give him another note?' Your mind was having an all out World War Three!!!!!
"Hey uh y/n?" You heard an all too familiar american voice say. "Hey Alfie!!!" You replied cheerily. "I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date with me. I already know the perfect place." He cheered looking a little pink. You on the other hand were as read as Spains tomatoes.
"Uh....." You stutterd. "Look if you don't like me just say it. I will never stop loving you no matter what." He said. Then you did the craziest thing imaginable. You ran up to him and kissed him.
mlp meets tmnt part 1It was a bright sunny day in ponyvill and pinkie pie was at sugar dude corrner working on cupcakes. Rainbow dash was doing her exercises. Fluttershy caring for her animals, applejack bucken trees, rarity maken dresses and twilight was in her home with the princess. Princesses Luna and calestia where helping her with her spells. Soon later all the friends come and seen her maken a portal and she couldn't close it and soon after they got sucked into it. Twilight was the first to wake up. She still had pony parts and a horn but was a mutant and the same with everybody else. When everyone was awake they whent out in brad day light and they Hurd screams of fear. Princess calestia and luna where in ball gowns. Fluttershy in a long sleeve top and sweat pants. Pinkie pie was in a short poofie shirt and belly shirt, rainbow dash was in shorts and a tang top, applejack was in short shorts and a tiny country top showing off a lot of body, twilight was in jeans and a t-shirt, rarity was in a schoomlp meets tmnt part 17 hours ago in Humor More Like This
arthur's crazy dayIt was an ordinary day at the Read household. Except for today it was unbelievably hectic. Mr. Read was swinging from the chandelier and howling. Mrs. Read was jumping up and down on the couch and laughing like a maniac, Arthur was in his room playing "Inní mér syngur vitleysingur" on full blast, Pal was barking endlessly, Baby Kate wouldn't stop crying, Grandma Thora was busy playing Halo, and D.W. was trying to keep the cockroaches away from her cookies she has been hoarding cookies for six months now.arthur's crazy day8 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Arthur you have to go to school now" Mrs. Read said.
"Okay" Arthur said, turning the radio off.
"Hvað? I can't hear you over your dad!"
"STOP SCREAMING, DAD!!!!" Arthur yelled loud enough for the neighbors to hear.
And Mr. Read kept screaming.
"Yes! I won!" Grandma Thora cheered, having won her game.
Then everything exploded and the Reads spent the remainder of the day blowing up their television with fireworks.
During at Shadow Guy and Gamma Gal in stage in cpDuring at Shadow Guy and Gamma Gal in stage in cpDuring at Shadow Guy and Gamma Gal in stage in cp9 hours ago in Humor More Like This
me: -dress up as reporter- action news live!Tell us what happening!
?: action news live!Tell us what happening!
?2: action news live!Tell us what happening!
director: places everyone!
me: action news liv-
?3: -running in stage- action news live!Tell us what happening!
me: "-_- -removes camera and give to director- if theres another one wants to play my line!I'll be Gamma Gal because nobody wanna be the hero right now...
When the Cat's AwayNezumi had paid no attention to the tiny ball of fur scurrying up his leg. He could tell by the scratchy little paws it was the rodent Shion had affectionately dubbed as “Macbeth” without even looking. He kept his attention on the book, letting the rat do as he pleased, even as he stopped on the buckle of his belt to groom his whiskers. It was only when the little critter sniffed at his midriff that Nezumi found his shirt had ridden up and had to take action.When the Cat's Away12 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Shion shifted his attention at the sudden chuckle from the young man sprawled on the couch behind him. It was difficult not to in the all encompassing quiet of the underground abode. Sharp garnet peered questioningly at Nezumi and followed the older boy’s hand as he pulled his shirt down, startling Macbeth to scurry off. Nezumi settled back in his place easily enough, but Shion could not help the amused smile. “You’re ticklish?”
“I guess.” He answered and the dry page scraped across
Before the Last DanceThe castle’s living area was really animated today for our favourite group of plumbers and princesses were playing video games in it: a free-for-all match of the recently released Mario Party 9 at the Magma Mine stage; with XLR8 against Swampfire against Daisy against Chromastone, helped by Rosalina since he’s really bad at video-games.Before the Last Dance12 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“Okay, from now on the magma will rise each turn until the red line. If it reaches you, you’ll lose half of your stars.” – Rosalina explained from her place at the end of the couch.
“Not that I have that much to lose…” – Swampfire, at the other end, complained while rolling the dice on his turn. He was in last place playing as Shy Guy.
“If you roll higher than 5 you can grab those stars on the path” – Daisy encouraged from next to him.
“No! Leave them for me!” – XLR8 provoked cheerfully since he was, like always, in First place.