Tobuscus?Desmond laughed as he sat on the couch with his Mac making random noises. "What are you watching?" Shaun asked plopping down next to him with his iPod?"Tobuscus?2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Shaun raised an eyebrow at the name. It sounded like something you would find in an anime or a video game. "Is he funny?"
"Yeah! And he has awesome music," Desmond said shoving the computer into his face.
With that he took Shaun's iPod and stuck the ear buds in his ears. The Brit grimaced for a moment and clicked a random video. "Audience?! W-what are you doing staring at the Assassin's Creed Revelation logo?!"
He talked pretty fast. Desmond was leaning against Shaun watching as well. "We just did a bunch of interviews "
"Is all he does is keep going on and on about nothing?" Shaun asked raising an eyebrow at Desmond.
"No, he makes songs."
"Copyright, copyright, copyright!" he shouted pointing toward a booth.
"I don't know what I'm watching "
"Oh, plants~ light up trees~!" he said in a gay voice.
Shaun glanced at
sophomores YoutuberXReader (Tobuscus)read the prologue please~: http://lesquirrel.deviantart.com/art/sophomores-youtuberXreader-381519657?ga_submit_new=10%253A1372808594&ga_type=edit&ga_changes=1sophomores YoutuberXReader (Tobuscus)5 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Welcome class to draaaaamaaaaaa~!" The flamboyant teacher said and the class giggled. "Today we will be creating our own short skits. I will be pairing you all up. Lets see, hm, Stacy is it? You will be with Gregory. Hannah with Elizabeth… ah, toby, you will be with ms.(f/n l/n)." You stopped listening to the names and looked around, trying to remember who was named toby. A boy with brown hair and a green shirt came up to you smiling.
"Hi! I'm toby turner!" He said smiling.
You smiled back. "I'm (f/m l/n)."
"Ok class, now that you are all paired up you have 25 minuets to come up with an idea the rest of class time after that will be performing them. get going!" He clapped and with that the class split into groups.
"Lets go over here!" Toby said pulling you over to the side of the room near the back. "Ok, so i have
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF YOUTUBE PEWDIEPIE VS TOBUSCUSEPIC RAP BATTLES OF YOUTUBE PEWDIEPIE VS TOBUSCUS11 months ago in Humor More Like This
EEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF YOUTUBE
What are you doing staring at my victory?
I'm gonna give this guy some gaming lessons
And the first one's free
Victory's what you can't afford ford
While I'm swinging my diamond sword sword
Cos I am the lord lord
Lord of diamond sword swords
I got a patent on this victory
Good lord, every time you play slender
It's like hearing a grown man awake doing a self-vasectomy.
My names Peeewdiepie
In this episode
We're playing a game called "Toby Dies"
I got a great friend called stephano
And he's made of pure gold.
You better know a few good lines
Cos they're already getting old.
Your gameplay is often boring
Because you try to hurry it up
Mine is all entertaining, wait, what?
BARRELS, fahk off!
You call your subscribers your bros,
But you probably don't even know them.
Toby sees and Toby knows
When Pewdiepie cannot beat him.
You're going oppan slender style
Jumping out of your ch
Tobuscus Dictionary of Epicosity (EDIT 8-4-13)Tobuscus Dictionary of Epicosity (EDIT 8-4-13)1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Dictionary of Epicosity, First Edition (As of August 2, 2013)
By Joseph Meluso, John Franek, and the Tobuscus community of DeviantArt
This Dictionary of Epicosity includes Toby "Tobuscus" Joe Turner's most popular quotes, phrases, and made-up words. Next to each defined word or phrase is the source channel on YouTube where it can be heard.
The Dictionary has been created over 8 months and covers several years of content from Toby Turner’s three channels: the main channel (Tobuscus), the vlog channel (TobyTurner) and the gaming channel (TobyGames).
In November 2011, this dictionary was published on art sharing website DeviantArt and the community was invited to add more words, phrases, and ideas. We as an Audience have been able to not only include words and phrases but also other features regarding Toby’s YouTube success. Enjoy!
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Acknowledge - the only word that rhymes with college and knowledge. SOURCE: Tobuscus
Adult Heelys - Toby's favorite roller pai
Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 1Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 1Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 110 months ago in Romance More Like This
~~~~ You’re Pov ~~~~
‘ Hmm… Were… am I? I was last in my bed right? Ya…. In my bed at home but if so why do I feel a soft breeze blowing in my face and the warm sun shining down on me…Maybe just maybe I should open my eyes… Hugh but I’m so tired… 5 more minutes ya just 5 more……’
I think as I role on to my side hopping to find a soft pillow under my head, but all I feel is grass… and it tickles.
I open my eyes and sit up.
After rubbing the sleep out of my eyes I start to take in my surroundings.
‘ Were am I?’ I think as I see that I’m not in my cozy bed, but I’m out side in the middle of a FUCKING FOURST!!!
‘What was that?’
‘There it was again!’
‘OH GOD I THINK IT’S GETTING COLSER!!!’
“Ok… FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!” I yell as I get up an
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 1The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 12 years ago in Humor More Like This
I walk up the isle. I'm beautiful and glowing in my white gown. The preacher says things that make the audience sigh and laugh and cry...
"Do you?" he asks.
"I do." I say.
Then we're walking back down the isle, and I see smiling faces chearing and clapping in joy. I look up at my new husband and suddenly my stomach drops into my feet.
He's tall, handsome, dark haired...his smile is charming and his voice is strong and deep as he murmurs something to me.
But my entire being is in shock because he's not the one I love. He's not who I wanted, he's not who I was supposed to marry! What is going on?
I rip my arm out of his and run away from him as if he's Dracula. Not the good kind of Dracula, either.
My parents intercept me with concerned looks and hold me back. I can't fight them off. Somehow they are much stronger than I remember.
My new husband takes me by the wrists and whispers something in my ear. I almost want to lean into him, but then that wave of discontent washes over
Tobuscus Adventure of Epicosity part 1"Gryphon, it's lunch time!" called Tobuscus, rattling some dog food around in a bowl, "Come and get it!" He waited for a few moments, then rattled the dog food once more. Gryphon, his beloved shih tzu, did not come. "Gryphon?" he called again, leaving the kitchen to check Gryphon's bed. He found it empty. "Gryphzor?" Tobuscus called the dog's nickname, as he peeked into his bedroom. Still no sign of Gryphon. Next, Tobuscus ran into the living room and began searching everywhere. He even checked under the couch, on which a man with dark hair and a muscular frame sat.Tobuscus Adventure of Epicosity part 12 years ago in Humor More Like This
"What're you doing?" asked said man.
"Gabuscus!" said Tobuscus, sitting up, "Have you seen Gryphon?!"
"Gabe uscus," sighed Gabuscus, "Have you checked the backyard?"
The two men walked out to the backyard just in time to see a strange man fleeing the yard, whilst laughing maniacally. He was wearing a top hat and a cape, and as he leaped over the fence at the very end of the yard, the cape swooped out of the way to reve
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told Ch 22 FINALEWe're at vidcon. He convinced me to come with him since his fans pretty much hate it when he doesn't put me in his videos. I've played more video games than I have in my entire life in the past few months. I've also gotten pretty comfortable in front of the camera and I've learned how to edit videos so they look more professional.The Cheesiest Story Ever Told Ch 22 FINALE2 years ago in Humor More Like This
I pretty much have my own youtube account going pretty well with 200,000 subscribers, and now that I'm a youtube partner I don't have to keep grooming dogs, but I still do just because I really do like it.
It's five minutes till his onstage time, and he's pacing the floor.
"Are you...nervous?" I ask inquisitively. He can't be, he loves attention--especially attention from adoring crowds of fangirls and fanboys.
He stops pacing momentarily to look over at me. I'm amazed to see that he seems to be incredibly distressed.
"...maybe a little..." he admits breathlessly.
"Toby Turner!" I exclaim, stepping up to him and grabbing his hands to stop him from pacing agai
Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 3Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 3Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 310 months ago in Romance More Like This
A/N: Sorry if Toby is a bit oc like, well enjoy. ^u^
~~~~ You’re Pov ~~~~
I blush from the thought of having to feed him this way but it had to be done. I take a bite from the apple and try to chew the food as much as possible without swallowing it.
Once I had it chewed enough I got up and got some rain water in my hands to give to him after I give him the food.
I go up to him and put my lips to his and give him the food. Once he has the food down I give him some water. The color then returns to his skin and he looks alot better.
“Toby? Hey Toby can you here me?” I ask. He opens his eyes and sit’s up
“Well Hello hothotohothot-”
“Toby!” I yell as I playfully hit his arm,
“*Sigh* Don’t ever do that again. I was really scared to louse you.” I say as I take a sudden instruct in the ground and feel tears billed up in the corner’s of my eyes.
“ I… I was so s
Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 2Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 2Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 210 months ago in Romance More Like This
~~~~ You’re Pov ~~~~
I start to run north in hopes of finding this ‘man’ they were talking about.
‘Hmm… They side he yelled “GOD DANGIT” Sounds like Toby, but I just hope he’s alive.’ I think to my self as I rush past the trees.
After a few minutes I come to an opening. I stop and look around I hope to find my friend. Nothing…..
“Sigh* I’ll never find him…” I say as I keep walking not paying any attention to wear I’m going.
“Ahh!” I scream as I fall into a hole.
“Sigh* Fuck… why didn’t that hurt!?” I look down to see that I’m on top of the one and only Tobuscus!
“Ahh! Toby!!!” I sit next to him and check for a pulse
‘Good. He’s still ok. But… I need to get us somewhere safe.’ I think as I look around for a safe place
“Ahh!” I scream as I feel a dr
Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 1Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I'll be right back!!" I yell over my shoulder. "Good God." I mutter under my breath as soon as I'm a far enough distance away. I just wanted a moment out of that dark, musty, run down shack.
Not that the village is any better. It's not very big and there aren't very many people in it, but it stinks like the sewage of the entire kingdom collects right here. That's probably because of the live stock...
I told Madame Sloke that I was going out to sell some of my wares, but I lied. Today is the festival, and I have to start walking now if I'm going to make it to the city in time.
Coridale City surrounds the castle of the king, and today is the Summer Festival--which means lots and lots of pockets to pick.
Hey, don't judge me. I still live in the orphanage I was dumped at 15 years ago, and now that I'm almost 23 years old, Madame Sloke is eyeing me like I'm a fat cow she can sell for a good price. Meaning, she's going to try and marry me off pretty soon here.
Living in a small village on t
Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 4Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 4Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 49 months ago in Romance More Like This
A/N: Sorry if Toby is a bit oc like, well enjoy. ^u^
~~~~ You’re Pov ~~~~
I drag Toby into the cave and rip a piece of my dress off
“*Sigh* Toby why the hell did you do that.”
“Well that how you get wood. So I thought that if I hit the tree then maybe I wouldn’t get hurt and that the tree would just louse a block and flout. But no it just had to hurt and almost fall on top of me.”
“Hmm well I’m guessing that most thins are gona obey the law of gravity now so we have to be careful. Just Toby promise me this one thing.”
“Ok what is it?”
“That you wont punch any trees any more. Ok?”
“Sheer thing.” I finish bandaging up his hand.
“Well I’m gona grab the tree you stay here.” Toby says as he get’s up and I get up as well
“No I’m gona help you- Gha!” I scream as he picks me up and puts me on the ground into a sit
Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 5Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 5Tobuscus x Reader A minecraft love story Chapter 56 months ago in Romance More Like This
A/N: Sorry if Toby is a bit oc like, well enjoy. ^u^ P.s. just so you know this is more or les fluff and a lot of it.
~~~~ Toby’s Pov and Small Time Skip ~~~~
I look over to _____ to see her cruel more into my hoodie. I start to head over to her, picking up her fragile body I carry her over to a corner and sit down with her on my lap. Kelly and Sherisse left a while ago saying they had to meat up with some friends.
I look down at _____ as she rested her head on my chest. She grabs onto my shirt pulling her self closer to me trying to get my warmth.
‘she’s so cute when she’s like this but… we need to get her warmer clothes.’ I think to my self as I rap my arms around her tighter and rest my chin on her head.
Soon my breathing slows down and I start to feel myself fall asleep. As I drift into sleep I lessen to the sound of rain falling out side the cave.
~~~ Time Skip and You’re Pov ~~~
Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer ch 4Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer ch 411 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
"This is the kitchen." Olga says blandly. She seems to still be in a bad mood after being ignored by the Demon.
She leads me into the opening of one of the buildings around the circular courtyard. This one is made of that pure black, shiny stone—and in the light of dawn it looks spectacular. It seems to have once been a stable, judging by the straw and dirt on the ground, but has been filled with wooden tables overflowing with little glass jars holding unknown creatures, large cauldrons with wicked looking concoctions bubbling inside them, and of course no actual "kitchen" things.
"So do you people actually eat?" I ask hopefully. My stomach is going to awaken the dead if it growls any louder.
"Of course." She says shortly, floating outside. I assume I'm supposed to follow her.
The next building is just a wooden shack that looks extremely out of place in this circle of majestic buildings. I expect Olga to stop and go inside but she just floats right by the closed, almost rotting wooden
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told Epilogue"Steven! stop dillydallying!" Toby calls.The Cheesiest Story Ever Told Epilogue2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Steven rushes down the hospital hallway and grabs onto Toby's pant leg. He's three years old and he looks so much like Toby it's rediculous.
"Mamma, she here yet??" he asks hopefully, looking up at me with big blue eyes.
"Mhhmm." I say, smiling down at him. I'm actually shaking all over inside. I'm excited but I'm also scared. What if the mother decides to keep her?
Toby grabs my hand and squeazes it gently. I look up at him, thanking him for his support with my eyes.
We got the call about 45 minutes ago that Lily was going into labor. She found us about five months ago, through one of our friends. She is 16 years old and she decided to give up her daughter for adoption, and since we were looking to adopt, well...there you go.
Still, there's the chance that once she sees her baby girl, she'll decide she can't give her up. I would completely understand--when I first saw my baby boy, I fell instantly in love. There's no way I could give him away.
Stuck. Chapter 1 PewBuscusStuck.Stuck. Chapter 1 PewBuscus1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 1: Join me.
-3- < Just to make this clear, this fanfiction is eventually going to be SLASH. Which mean guy on guy. The pairing between Pewdiepie and Tobuscus. My first fanfiction using the two. Wish me luck and I hope you all enjoy. The awesome riddle was created my little sister! Thanks, love you!!! All mistakes are mine. Sorry this chapters so friggin short d:
:: Disclaimer :: I do not own...Amnesia, Pewdie, or Toby. *pout*
:: Rating :: M
:: Warning :: Violence, Slash.
:: Pairing :: eventual Pewdiepie/Tobucus
:: Genre :: Romance, Horror, Supernatural (?), Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Friendship.
::Summary:: ‘A map you seek, your worst nightmare you’ve found. Not a dream to desire. Dusty curtains, move them and shine the light into the great hall.’ The map was interesting, it drew people in, and refused to release them. Pewdie and Toby get suck in the world and fight to get out. Slash, PewBuscu
PrussiaxReader - Berenice's HairEvery day it was the same thing. You arrived in the planetarium at five p.m., a thick, yellow 5-subject college-ruled notebook in hand and wearing a blue windbreaker with two mechanical pencils and two pens. No matter if it was a weekday or weekend, summer or winter, it was always the same thing. After getting there, you would sit at a certain site and write down the information on the panel exactly in the second section of your notebook, then refer to a page in the first, then scribble something on a clean sheet in the third. The fourth and fifth sections contained drawings: the fourth had planets and constellations, while the fifth had galaxies and other celestial bodies. This was done for two things each day, three if you made good time. You always stayed for a half hour after they closed and left at nine thirtyor at least that was what the night guard, Matthew, said.PrussiaxReader - Berenice's Hair2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The ritual had been kept for nearly a year, the cycle unbroken. On a particularly breezy autumn day, you swept
Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 3Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 31 year ago in Humor More Like This
I make my way down the spiral stairs. Each step echoes up through the descending tower and makes me jump a little. My nerves are tight and anything could send me running the hell back up the stairs. That resounding BOOM is louder now each time I hear it and even though I want to turn back my little light friends keep tugging excitedly at me, urging me to go on.
The stairs end and I find myself standing in an archway leading out into the open air. This is a strange castle, I think as I look around. Everything is ghostly and grey in the before dawn light.
The buildings that make up the castle seem to be mostly unconnected. Actually, it's more like a strange town built around the edge of a circle courtyard with a massive stone statue in the very center. Some of the buildings are made of white stone like the tower I just came out of, and others are made of pure black, slick and shiny stone. This place would be breath taking in the sunlight.
The statue in the center is some sort of huge, mo
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 5I wake up to Toby's face inches from mine. I jump back, not remembering where I am. I realize I'm laying on his couch.The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 52 years ago in Humor More Like This
"You saved my freaking life, Ariel. How can I repay you?" Toby says, flopping down on the couch. He almost sits on my legs, but I move just in time. He's changed into a Tobuscus Tshirt and jeans.
"You feel better then?" I ask, rubbing my eyes. I hate waking up. What time is it?
"Well, I'm still sick, but I'm not hallucinating anymore. So tha'ts good." he says.
"Hallucinating???" I ask.
"Well...I don't know what else to call it. I don't remember much from yesterday." he says bashfully.
"what do you mean you don't remember???" I demand.
"I remember calling you...throwing up...uhhh...that's about it." he recounts on his fingers.
"You probably had a dangerously high fever Toby! holy crap, I should have just forced you to go to the doctor..." I shake my head.
"I wouldn't let you take me???" he asks, sitting up and looking stunned.
"NO! you pretty much ordered me not to."
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 6When I finally get home it's six o'clock in the evening. I did stay and play video games with Toby, but I just watched when he recorded sessions. He promised never to mention me again, and he was being way more careful than I thought necessary. When I was finally ready to drive myself home he hugged me goodbye.The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 62 years ago in Humor More Like This
This is weird. We aren't like...together, but I feel like we aren't just friends. I mean, we are. Wait. GAH!!
I don't know. I need to see him around his other friends. Especially his friends that are girls. What if he really IS gay??? That would be fine but...I guess I'd be a little disappointed...
A little??? scoffs a small, annoying voice in the back of my mind. I shew it away and go on with my day.
The next day I leave my apartment to make a house-call. One of my frequent clients is an old lady who can't leave her home, and she only trusts me to groom her very expensive, full breed poodle.
It's a ways across town, so I have to drive.
While I'm there my cellphone rings. I quic
Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 6Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 69 months ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
“What are you doing here???!?!” he roars, sounding not unlike the little demon boy.
His eyes are all black, even the whites, except for the pupils which seem to be flames of deep red. He’s baring his teeth at me, which are most definitely sharp—no doubt about it this time.
I shake my head, not able to speak, as I back away from him. He growls and comes after me.
I turn on my heals and run as fast as I can toward the exit, but he tackles me to the ground. He pins me on my back and his face is only inches from mine.
Please don’t eat me! I scream in my head. Do dragons eat people? I can’t remember the stories—and I don’t remember Demon Tobuscus being a dragon, I thought he was a Demon? Is that the same thing?
I DON’T KNOW. And what was that I just saw in the music box?
The sight of my little sister—no, HIS little sister—being murdered so ruthlessly runs through my head again. The pain I’m feeling isn’t the pain
Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 9Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 97 months ago in Romance More Like This
(tobuscus's point of view)
“You’ve been distracted lately.” Sean says, helping me up off the church floor. I was never very good at alchemy, and once again a spell has exploded in my face. I think I might have been unconscious for a few seconds there.
“Yeah, well, you’d be distracted too if you were slowly turning into a beast.” I grumble at him. He rolls his eyes at me.
Truth is, that’s not what’s been occupying my thoughts. Although, these claws make it rather difficult to pick my nose.
It’s that girl. How did she get into my room? I almost regained control of myself before Sean burst in and attacked me. What was it about her that made me feel less…demonic?
And when I took away that curse on her, that magic felt so familiar. I almost turned again when she wouldn’t tell me who did it, but somehow she stopped the rage inside me.
And then I heard her screaming for me. I lied and told her I tracked her, which I definitely
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Slokes happen to be leaves that look like tulip stocks without the flower. Somehow they sense your hand before you touch them and in the blink of an eye retreat back into the soil. You have to catch them by surprise, I guess.
After an hour, I still haven't gotten the hang of it and my basket is empty.
"Screw this," I think in my head, "aren't I supposed to be a princess?" I stand up and brush off my beautiful dress. Amazingly it's only a little dirty—but it's still a shame to mess up such a luxurious thing. Now that I think of it, with Olga gone—will my magical wardrobe have gone with her? She did say she was leaving her "guardians" with me, but I don't know if pretty clothes fall into that category…
I glance around to check if Sean is overseeing me, but I can't see anyone around. Actually, this place is eerily quiet and empty. I know there is an ocean nearby but I can't hear it at all. All I can hear is that chime ringing softly from who knows where.
I look to the e