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Pony POV Series Shining Armor 16.5 'Makarov'Pony POV Series Shining Armor 16.5 'Makarov'5 months ago in Horror
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Pony Cervicorn POV Series
The True and Ultimate Truth of True Events
Starring, Directed and Edited and Produced By General-Admiral Solomon Azure Raven Makarov
(Interviewer's Notes (Unicorn): Hey, give that back! We haven't even got past the title and you've got at least three things wrong!)
No, you have got it backwards: it is you idiots that have been wrong the ENTIRE TIME! You should be thankful I am finally able to correct your screw ups! And now for a true introduction! Ah, but I shall require fitting music, that describes me and is a suitable backing force for my triumphant introduction!
(Interviewer's Notes (Pegasus): 'Asshole' by Denis Leary?)
Fool, I am not a donkey! Aha, the national anthem, of course! The Hooviet March! You shall play this song as I enter!
Our Hooviet Empire subjugates the whole world
Like a gigantic Bear from the West
The ponies wander aimlessly, without any cause,
Yet the Hooviet Deer's on the hunt...
I am General-Admiral Solomon Az