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Misadventure of P.B WinterplotMisadventure of P.B Winterplot2 years ago in Humor
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"Come on, Crudstache! The pies are through here!" the pastry taunted whilst floating high above P.B Winterbottom's head. P.B was a short and fat man. He was usually seen wearing such formal attire as pinstriped shirts, pants, and even shoes from time to time. His hat lay atop his head measuring at least five feet in height. Though the one thing that stood out the most, making P.B always wish to boast was his large, bulbous nose. The fat man couldn't see within three inches in front of his huge nose, making it quite a trivial feat to find his way about. He once found himself out cold because he had accidentally hit a wall when running from the police. Oh, and you couldn't possibly forget his amazing mustache!
Winterbottom stood there and tipped his glorious hat and he stepped a few inches back, while a second P.B stood in his previous place, this one tinted a faint blue color. P.B jumped atop his clone's head, and tipped his hat once more, jumping off to leave room for the third Winterb