"Some of the things we said looked worse than we meant them"

"I'd like to think that we will have had something to do with a shift back to heavy rock. That's what we've wanted all along, and we knew there'd be fearless steps to take to achieve that."

"I like hip-hop, I like yay music."

"We have pins that say 'Fuck Hardcore'."

"I want x-ray vision, sometimes. Just so I can check out Syn's package."

"I play guitar and fuck little girls... and drink."

"I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish."

"I like to start by wiggling my fingers on top of guitar strings."

"Johnny’s in space, The Rev’s in jail, Synyster’s in Germany, Shadow’s knocks down the walls, and I cure cancer then forget how I did it."

"We're in a league of our own darling and don't you forget it."

"Johnny's 21st birthday took place in the future."

"But now I'm evolved... I carry along gum with me, mouthwash and toothpaste & toothbrush in case any prospects come along."

"I think the invitation was something to the effect of 'We have lots of beer and we need your help drinking it.' Naturally we said yes."

"How does it feel living in England knowing Robin Hood was going around fucking fucking people?!"

"The best revenge is bettering yourself."

"I'm Zacky Vengeance, and I play gynecologist!" *holds up guitar*

"Yeah, can I bite you?"

"I ain't afraid of no ghosts, but I think we're all afraid of STDs."

"I dont talk to strangers."

"The death bat was drawn by a small norwegian man."

Fan: "Hi, My name is Angy and my question to A7X is 'What would each one of you do if you were all stranded on a deserted island with Captain Jack Sparrow?'" Zacky V: "Okay, if I was stranded on an island. Okay, if I was stranded on an island with Captain Jack Sparrow I would.. beat his ass, get real drunk, then beat his ass again and then tell him to make the movies not so long and tell him to lose the outfit 'cause Johnny Depp's just cool just how he is." Synyster: "*Pirate voice* Steal his rum and get into an arrrghument." Zacky V & Synyster: *Laughs*