The Life of Mad Dog McCree

An Episode in the Life of Mad dog McCree
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Mad Dog lay in a bath tub of steamy water with two beautiful women at his side.  He was smoking a Cuban cigar and drank a beer while he flirted with the girls.  Suddenly the door flew open with a thunderous boom and in jumped an angry little man with a very big gun.  Mad Dog leapt to his feet, a huge muscular torso and shlong danging between his knees.  The gunman fired a tremendous blow that landed Mad Dog in the elbow.  He jumped on the little dude and struck him with his blows.  Mad Dog beat that man for every last drop and made him beg for his forgiveness.  He tossed his shredded corpse in the bath tub and shot both of the naked bimbos so that they wouldn’t talk.  He dressed and bandaged himself and went across the street, to a fancy little bar to have himself a drink.  Entering the bar, he saw two young women</i> who were giving him the eye and he shot a flirtatious glance to them.  His only thought was of his favorite bar stool and his favorite drink.  Rounding the bar he saw a scum-ridden, low life Bastard in His seat.  He approached the Fuck, and grabbing him by the collar, flung him off the bar stool, across the room, to where two men were playing pool.  He fell hard on the floor and lay their motionless.  Mad Dog sat down on his newly vacant stool and ordered the bartender to mix his usual.  A drink of some unknown sort involving fluids man was never meant to drink.  It was a large brandy glass that was  filled with vodka, pga, Pale Ale beer, and window cleaner.  Next the bartender threw in a handful of olives, grapes, sugar cubes, and more then blended them for awhile.  For the final touch he poured a bright green liquid from a test tube in top and lit it on fire.  Mad Dog chugged it down and with a match he smiled and thenn set his breath on fire.  A woman approached him and jumped into his lap and ordered ‘a drink for the good man, on the house.’  He squeezed her breasts and fondled her nipples as conversations arose.  From the corner of the bar a fight brakes out and Mad Dog says he’ll fix’m right.  He whips out two fifty calibur, automatic pistols and in an enormous, war like explosions of gunfire.  In a second it was over, twelve men lay dead on the floor.  Silence fell over the crowd like night,
even the music stopped.  “Oh I’m sorry” Mad Dog addressed the crowd, “did I interrupt you.  Please continue.”  The people resumed their activities and the music rose softly in the background.
“Excuse me Mr McCree,” said a timid voice.  “I was wondering if you could do me a favor.”
Mad Dog turned to find the poorest excuse for a man that he had ever encountered in his life. The man was balding and gray with wrinkles that outlined his face in unnatural ways.  He stood five feet tall at the most and wore a plaid green suite that damaged the eye.  I squinted my eyes and asked shy I should help him.
“Because I need you very badly to help me out of bad situation.”
“Come to my office at 5:00 and a bottle of scotch and we’ll discuss it.” I replied.
He turned back to the bitch and grabbed her breasts, evaluating them.  Then, approving of the breasts, he tells her to follow him to his private office above the bar.   They go to the back of the bar and up the stairs to a small hallway with several doors.  One door in particular caught the eye of the woman, the sign on the door read: Detective Mad Dog McCree Private Eye.  
Inside, he sat at his desk chair while the high priced hooker rode him like a mechanical bull.  Mad Dog McCree is the baddest man to have ever walked the streets.  

Later that even, as the cunt-ass, bitch was giving our boy mad Dog here a BJ, there comes a knock at the door and in walks the pitiful little fuck.  He’s twenty minutes early and he thinks its making a good impression.  Mad Dog stays cool, he’s gonna make this one special.  He tells him that because he burst into his office unannounced he will have to eat a clump of his own shit and because of the abominable suite he was wearing he would have to lick clean the anus of his three dollar whore.  He brought out a fat, black bitch in spandex for the fuck’s licking needs and had her dance and strip despite his futile pleas.  She bent over and spread her fatty cheeks and exposed feces clogging her shit hole.
The night went on, the timid victim licking the shit encrusted anus of the obese nigger bitch.  Mad Dog watched the two in sick delight and the high priced hooker ran out of the office scared out of her mind.  The bar played on for most of the night and as for those playful three above it they didn’t stop partying early.