Dear Lord

Dear Lord,


We beseech thee to save the fetuses.

We plead with thee to stop the slaughter of stem cells.

We beg thee to drop an asteroid on the homosexuals.

We'll do anything Lord.


Deliver unto us a leader who will lie to the nation and lead us into war.

Deliver unto us a leader who thinks the secular Constitution is a piece of paper.

Deliver unto us a leader who cut medical care for the sick and lazy.

Deliver unto us a leader who will pleaseth the corporations and heat-up thine planet.


Oh, and finally, dear Lord, please tell us why people look with scorn on our most holy of religions.

After all, Lord, our religion is the only right religion and everyone else is going to Hell.

And only we are right.


Amen



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