Wolf98456: After listening to “Sexy Back” this morning and for the last 4 months I figured that it was time to do this. I don’t own the song, that’s Justin Timberlake’s or whoever wrote the shit. I don’t own Crisis or Anna they’re Karbo’s characters. I own Lee and Renegade IV’s truck though.


Voring Back

Crisis: I’m bringing voring back
Anna you should learn how to act
I will teach you the hunting skills you lack
These skills will give humans heart-attacks
Lee: Why not pass the mic

Anna: Damn you girl
Just seeing you makes me wanna hurl
I want to take a blade and just stab you
But then you’ll say that you love me too
Crisis: Take it to the chorus

Lee: Do it girl
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Lee: Eat some meat
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Lee: I don’t care
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Lee: The beasts command me
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Lee: There’s a human girl
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Lee: Make her shriek
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Lee: Eat her now
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Lee: Awaken your own beast
Crisis: You know you wanna do it

Lee: Get your voring on
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Lee: Get your voring on
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Lee: Get your voring on
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Lee: Get your voring on
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Lee: Get your voring on
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Lee: Get your voring on
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Lee: Get your voring on
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Lee: Get your voring on

Crisis: I’m bringing voring back
Your sexiness gives men heart-attacks
Use that to lure humans to their doom
I know you’ll enjoy making them all swoon
Lee: Time to pass the mic

Anna: No way girl
I know my refusal won’t make you fret
I’d rather have a toxic cigarette
I know there’s not one but I’ll take that bet
Lee: Take it to the chorus

Crisis: Oh come on girl
Lee: You know you wanna do it
Crisis: We got you beat
Lee: We know you wanna do it
Crisis: You cannot run
Lee: You know you wanna do it
Crisis: Enjoy the meat
Lee: We know you wanna do it
Crisis: It’ll make you smile
Lee: You know you wanna do it
Crisis: Stop being a picky child
Lee: We know you wanna do it
Crisis: But if you won’t eat humans
Lee: You know you wanna do it
Crisis: Then how about Cat People
Lee: We know you wanna do it

Crisis: Get your voring on
Lee: You know you wanna do it
Crisis: Get your voring on
Lee: You know you wanna do it
Crisis: Get your voring on
Lee: You know you wanna do it
Crisis: Get your voring on
Lee: You know you wanna do it
Crisis: Get your voring on
Lee: You know you wanna do it
Crisis: Get your voring on
Lee: You know you wanna do it
Crisis: Get your voring on
Lee: You know you wanna do it
Crisis: Get your voring on

Lee: She’s bringing voring back
Anna: And yet her presence makes me wanna hack
Lee: Because clean lungs is exactly what you lack
Anna: Boy, you better watch your fuckin’ back
Crisis: I love you Anna (Anna vomits)

Anna: Alright then
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Anna: (holds up the same human girl) Eat this girl then
Lee: (snatches the girl and eats her) I just went and did it
Anna: I hate you both
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Anna: STOP TAG TEAMING ME
Lee: You know you wanna do it
Anna: STOP SINGING NOW
Crisis: You know you wanna do it
Anna: I’M GETTING PISSED
Lee: (rubs Anna's breasts) You know you wanna do it
Anna: NOT WITH YOU
Crisis: (wraps her tail around Anna) You know you wanna do it
Anna: LET GO BITCH
Crisis & Lee: We know you wanna do it

Crisis & Lee: Get your voring on
Anna: I will not do it
Crisis & Lee: Get your voring on
Anna: I will not do it
Crisis & Lee: Get your voring on
Anna: I will not do it
Crisis & Lee: Get your voring on
Anna: I will not do it
Crisis & Lee: Get your voring on
Anna: I will not do it
Crisis & Lee: Get your voring on
Anna: I will not do it
Crisis & Lee: Get your voring on
Anna: I will not do it
Crisis & Lee: Get your voring on
Anna: NO!

Lee: Okay (Releases Anna and starts smoking his Deadly).

Anna: (freaks out, breaks free from Crisis’ hold and lunges at Lee) DON’T SMOKE IN FRONT OF… (Lee blows the fumes at her causing her to hallucinate and slither in a different direction while sounding dazed) Wow, what pretty colors.

Crisis: (hears the sound of a diesel engine) What’s that noise (Renegade IV’s Big Rig shows up out of nowhere and runs over Anna and the music stops)? OH MY GOD!!!

Lee: I didn’t see that coming.

Crisis: I-is she dead?

Anna: (Anna slowly starts getting up) WHOOO, THAT FEELS GOOD (an anvil falls on her head, knocking her out)!!!

Crisis: (blasé) She’s fine.

Lee: (eyes widened) Girl, Deadly is a hell of a drug.


Wolf98456: Okay, that’s it for the parody. XLRP is gonna rag on me for this one (holds up a Riot Shield).