It's all greek to me

IT’S ALL GREEK TO ME.
Started June 19th

Dr. Draken looked at some of the text books he had accumulated over the years. His bookshelf was lined with numerous volumes of technical and mathematical tombs, however one caught his eye today; Greek mythology. He pulled the book down from a higher shelf, the dust that had accumulated upon it fell down into his face. “Achoo!”  He sneezed.

Shego across the room heard his cry, “Bless you.” She said and went quickly back to reading.

He wiped his nose on his sleeve and took the book back to his desk, he wondered if there was anything in it that he could use as a diabolical plan. Probably not he thought but he did like reading about all the Mythical Gods and the legend that had been handed down from generation to generation.

The pages were fragile but still easily readable, for about an hour he read and then something caught his eye, a picture. It was hand drawn, very crude as well but there was no mistaking this creature. It was a female centaur, a creature of pure myth, half horse, half human. Some centaurs were depicted as half deer but this one was a horse. It was then a light went off over the Dr’s head. Literally the lights went out and he was in the dark.

Shego now also in the dark came to his aid from across the room. “Did you forget to pay the electric bill again.”

“Very funny Shego just help me find the fuse box.” It took them awhile to do so but finally the lights came back on. “Shego take a look at this.” He showed her the picture of the centauress.

“So she’s a horse?” Shego shrugged.

“Yes but what if Kim Possible was one?” Draken grinned.

The stage was set the trap baited and now all they needed was, “KIM POSSIBLE!” Draken shouted as Kim and Ron lowered themselves to the ground by use of ropes from the ceiling. “You’re supposed to come in the front door!” Draken exclaimed.

“Sorry to spoil your plans Draken.” Kim said confidently.

“Shego!” Draken’s voice boomed through the air as his the trusted side kick joined him by his side. “Get her.” He said softly.

“My pleasure.” Shego smiled.

Shego leap at Kim hanging from the rope that allowed her to get the drop on Dr. Draken this time round. She swung out of the way easily avoiding Shego and her glowing green hands. As she flipped through the air she could see that Ron had gotten himself intertwined in his rope and was not going to be much help to her for the moment.

Shego didn’t waste time in rebounding back to get another shot at Kim and in mid air they grappled each other. The gloves that Kim wore were of Wade’s design and were not affected by Shego’s powers. The acrobatics were fascinating to watch which distracted Dr. Draken for a moment. He quickly snapped back to reality in time to get at the task at hand. He pulled out a large beam weapon from behind his back and took careful aim at Kim.

Ron could easily see this from where he was hanging, “Kim look out!” He cried.

Kim heeded Ron’s warning turned Shego around putting her in front, now Draken didn’t have a shot. Still he took one. The beam hit Shego and she screamed but it also enveloped Kim as well. They both screamed as they fell to the floor. They both hit with a thud but that wasn’t any of their concern at the immediate time, the gut wrenching pain both felt was in the forefront of their minds.

Changes to both of their bodies were dramatic as Ron witnessed, both Shego and Kim’s bodies grew out of control. Their pants and suits ripped off in dramatic fashion as what Ron thought large animal bodies. In his astonishment they were, quickly these morphing forms grew legs, long legs and hooves. It was over so fast Ron could hardly have taken a few breaths, below him lay Kim and Shego as centaurs.

They both staggered to stand on the new their new legs, it wasn’t easy both were pretty unsteady. Kim didn’t stay up long as she fell to the ground with a thud. Shego managed to keep up right, her fists and hooves glowing. “DRAKEN!!!!!!!” She screamed.

“OOPS.” Was all that was heard in his direction, although the Dr. didn’t seem to be there anymore.

Kim looked at Shego, she was furious and her attention had turned away from her although it didn’t matter she wasn’t going anywhere fast. In the back ground she could see that Ron was now free and slowly descending down his rope. Shego was on the move but after taking a few steps she froze and screamed. Ron now had made his way to Kim’s side and watched as Shego fell to the ground her body morphing again this time it was growing smaller and finally back to human form. Ron turned his head away for Shego was now naked from the waist down. She stood and turned back to Kim and saw Ron by her side with his head turned away.

“Another day Possible.” Shego said and quickly made a hasty exit.

“You can look now Ron she is gone.” Kim could see that he was a decent soul, he even had respect for an enemy in a time that she was not at her best.

“Thanks Kim, now are you ok?”

“Not really, I still hurt. Ron I’m half horse.”

“I know.” Ron saw Kim communicator not too far away and went to get it. He pushed a few buttons and finally got Wade.

“Ron?” Wade said in question, “Where’s Kim?”

“Wade things have gone horribly wrong here, I think you better get Mr. and Mrs. P down here pronto.” Ron explain what had happened and Wade made the calls. Soon Kim’s parents arrived and did their best to comfort her. This wasn’t something that was going to heal itself over night.

Two weeks later.

Kim’s depression was getting to all the family, she refused to see Ron and stayed in her room constantly. Ron tried but still couldn’t get through to her.

“Well Ronald did she say anything to you.” Dr. Possible asked.

“No Mr. P not a word.” Ron said with sadness in his voice, he missed his very best friend.

“I don’t know what to do.” Said Mrs. Possible.

Ron took a deep breath, “I know.”

The Possible’s both looked at each other then again at Ron.


Draken’s Secret Lair.


“Shego who was it?” Draken yelled down and across the lab.

“You might want to see this Dr. D.”

Dr. Draken came out on his balcony and stared down at two people. One was Shego but the other was that of Kim Possible side kick... ah... what’s his name.

Ron could see his confusion, “RON STOPABLE!”

“Yes whatever.” Draken shouted back and exited to come down to them. In a moment he was standing in front of Ron. “Well what do you want?” Shego was also very curious as to why he was here as well.

“I’ve come to ask a favor.”

Shego and Draken looked at each other in major question.

“Why should we help you?” Draken sneered into Ron’s face.

Shego poked Draken, “Do what he asks.”

“Why?” He looked at Shego in question.

“Just do it for me.” Shego said looking at Ron.



Kim possible had cried most of the day, knowing that her transformation was permanent and totally irreversible. Wade swore he would use every ounce of his genius to try to find a way to fix things for her. She knew he would, he had never ever let her down. She heard a knock on her door, “Please go away I want to be alone.” She said aloud.

“Kim it’s me Ron.”

“Ron? Ron this isn’t a good time.” Kim said trying to hold back the sadness within her.

“I know Kim but I have to see you, can I please come in?”

Kim sighed and relented. “Ok.” She said softly.

As the door opened Kim watched as Ron entered and her eyes grew wide. “RON!” She stumbled to get up, the new form was awkward to rise from but she did it in spite. “Ron you didn’t!” She exclaimed.

Ron stood there in the doorway on four legs, horse legs to be exact. “Yeah Kim I did.”

“Ron its irreversible!” Kim cried as she neared him.

“I know but Kim I’ve always wanted to be with you, we’ve been friends since pre-k. I think I’ve always known that I was to be with you and now we will be together, as centaurs.

Kim fell into Ron’s arms crying knowing that Ron had sacrificed his humanity and any chance of becoming human again just for her love.

The End.

Kim Possible and Characters copyright Disney.

Finished June 20, 2006