Free Advice: Drink WhiskeyFree Advice: Drink Whiskey1 year ago in Adult More Like This
Dear 16-year-old MidNight The Magnificent,
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, moonshine would be IT.
The long term benefits of whiskey have been proved by drunkards and moonshiners whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own misspent childhood.
I will dispense this advice now.
Abuse the power and potential of being underage. Never mind. You will not appreciate the power and potential of being underage until you are old enough to be tried as an adult. But trust me, in 2 years you'll look back at memories of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how many crimes you could've gotten away with and how little responsibility you had to bear then.
You can always eat more than your mother says.
Don't worry about your big mouth talking you into trouble. The important thing is that you know how to talk yourself out of the same trouble. The real test comes right after you hear the words, "You have the right to remain silent."