The World Mud Losing Count.Disclaimer: The World Mud is a fictional news i thought of, it is part of a comedy idea of mine called Fictional Factz. The World Mud was a bit stoned when doing this article.The World Mud Losing Count.19 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
Today The World Mud has reportedly lost count of states and locations that are legalizing marijuana and decriminalizing it's... possessing. The World Mud has covered stuff calling for the legalization of Marijuana, We provided some links to some Marijuana related petitions on our social media pages, and on our web... thing. We has also considered opening a Marijuana store in some of it's broadcasting centers in various buildings around the United States around the time of it's legalness and it's awesome. Marijuana should be legalized because... it's awesome and far better than Walter White and the meth he peddles out of the back of his Pontiac Aztek. man i'm hungry *eating Doritos live on air*... let's bring out the Xbox i'm up for some Call of Duty *a cameraman is heard giggling and said "you said duty" The firs
OW: CRS 103 - Of Headaches and Marriage [RP]Glitch- *he had one of his hexing textbooks open on the bed and a swarth of papers around him, as well as some ink* *he was trying to copy the hex over and over so that he had it perfect, memorized it even, so that he could get it perfect* *he didn't know yet what he planned to do with it, but he was supposed to put the hex on something per his assignment. Hexing a piece of paper to be protected didn't seem to have much of a point. He was sure he'd come up with something eventually*OW: CRS 103 - Of Headaches and Marriage [RP]1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
Morpheus: *in the midst of playing a game of hide and seek with his reflection, he burst into the room with a huff, turning on the tips of his toes and pushed the door closed with a grunt, then leaned on it* *the goal was to scramble under the bed and hope his reflection didn't find him there, since he didn't know the finer points of spying through his eyes to know where he was* Oh-- *and blinked, looking up at Glitch on the bed with wide eyes* Um, hi. ...I thought you'd be in class!
Pokemon LeafGreen Blue s misadventures Part 1 Pokemon Leaf Green-Blue’s misadventures Part 1Pokemon LeafGreen Blue s misadventures Part 12 days ago in Comedy More Like This
By Stranded Geek at Spinfire studios
Chapter 1: Blue’s story
Welcome to the world of Pokemon. I kind of wanted to do a review/story narrative of the game that I was replaying Pokemon Leaf Green. Now technically it’s not a replay I just call it that because I’ve already finished everything in Fire Red minus doing the catch phrase ‘Gotta Catch ‘em all!’ because I haven’t yet. But I got bored playing Leaf and decided to do some goofy stuff and now I want to write it down. As I’m right now of this chapter I currently camping out the pokemon center near the entrance of the fitting name Dark Cave near Cerulean City. A lot has happened des
Pinkiebob Piepants-Bat Man and Robin IIISpike: The New Adventures of Bat Man and Robin! We join Ponyville's noblest, boldest, oldest superheroes as they bravely prepare for vacation. [both pack their clothes into their bags while FOLD and PACK words come up as they put them in] But wait! While our heroes relax at leisure village, who will watch the Batcave? [Robin opens the doors and Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash jump in]Pinkiebob Piepants-Bat Man and Robin III2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Pinkie Pie: Bat Pie...
Rainbow Dash: ...and Robin Dash
Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash: Reporting for duty.
Robin: Yeah, yeah, follow me.
Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash: (60's Batman show transition music)!
Bat Man: Evil!
Robin: Now, we want you girls to keep an eye on the place. Water the plants, and make sure that...
Pinkie Pie: Oh my gosh, Rainbow Dash. This is the greatest wall of superhero super gadgetry ever! I'm going to play with the Cosmic-Ray!
Rainbow Dash: I'll get the Aqua-Glove.
Bat Man: Hold on there, girls! You cannot play with this stuff.
Pinkie Pie: What about the Orb of Confusion? [turns the
MK Kerrang Style: Kier KempCostume 1: Red bandana, sleeveless leather jacket, black shirt, tight black jeans, shiny black boots and skull belt.MK Kerrang Style: Kier Kemp2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Costume 2: Maroon shirt, black jacket, black jeans and black boots.
Bio: After the Unbreakable Hearts tour had completed, Kier Kemp thought all of Fearless Vampire Killers did a great job. But just as they were packing up and ready to head home, something had bitten him underneath the moonlight before he ended up transported and forced to enter the Mortal Kombat tournament. It was revealed a wolf had bitten Kier and the bite gave him wolf like powers to help him win this tournament and defeat Shao Khan.
Special Attacks: Wolf Neckbite - Kier wolfs up and leaps onto his opponent and starts biting him/her on the neck.
X-Ray Move: Bad Dog - Kier grabs his opponent and bites them in the shoulder and then on the head, before tossing them aside.
Fatalities: Concede, Repent, Destroy - Kier then wolfs up and slashes his opponent in the stomach before gently touching his/her
Hunter X One PieceHunter X One Piece 2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
I drew this for Shonen Jump but there will be more to come eventually so look out!
Day 25 - 50 Things50 ThingsDay 25 - 50 Things2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
by Edward Dyer
A row of actors behind a desk filled with paper. They take turns to pick up a piece of paper. The following statements can be read in any order.
- Being ignored when you’re in a hurry and don’t have the time for this shit
- When you’re talking to a liar and you know they’re lying, but you can’t tell them you know they’re lying and you have to keep pretending you don’t know.
- Failing at something when you’ve tried really hard.
- Critical people who have no idea when they’re giving you feedback.
- When you’re accused of something things you didn’t do.
- When you have a headache for no reason and there’s nothing you can do to get rid of it before something really important.
- Traffic jams, when you’re so close to the exit you need.
- When the wireless Internet drops for no reason.
- When you get the headphone cord caught on something and it yanks them out
TESTOSTERONE(INSULT):TESTOSTERONE2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
If you come at me like a bear,
I'll come at you like a hunter
(holds up imaginary rifle)
Well, if you come at me like a hunter
I'll come at you like a bear
(raises arms and bares teeth)
HPM: Interview Meme (Laurel and Zach)1.) What is your name?HPM: Interview Meme (Laurel and Zach)3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Laurel: My name is Laurel Anderson.
Zach: Zachary Owen Hollo.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Laurel: Hmm… I’ve never thought to ask before! But I should.
Zach: It’s customary in my family to name at least one male Zachary per generation. It was just coincidence that I was the one named that.
3.) Are you single or taken?
Laurel: I’m currently single.
Zach: I’m single.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Laurel: Being able to hang from trees with my tail counts right?
Zach: I can special make instruments and bows to any specifications requested.
5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue!
Zach: Excuse me?
6.) What's your eye color?
Laurel: About a seafoam color!
7.) How about hair colo
Gin speaks to Cleverbot User: Hi.Gin speaks to Cleverbot3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good and tired?
Cleverbot: What did you do to make you tired?
User: Oh, I tried flying again....
Cleverbot: Did you succeed?
User: A bit...I feel because of how messed up my wings are.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Birth defect.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure that's considered a defect.
User: What? Messed up wings? For angels like me it is.
Cleverbot: Ah, back to human again, are we?
User: What? Humans?
Cleverbot: They are not yummy.
User: Ive never eaten a human, that sounds gross!!!
Cleverbot: I did tell you. I am 15.
Cleverbot: Don't you understand?
User: No...Im sorry.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: For not being a perfect angel that momma wanted to be...
Cleverbot: I do have advice for that.
Party me gently!X (demanding): Excuse me. I ...Party me gently!4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Y (sceptical): Why? What have you done?
X (puzzled): What? Who are you?
Y (annoyed): How can you ask me such a complex question?
X (stunned): Complex?
Y (defensive): I guess I couldn't answer in my native language even. Why do you want to know?
X (bemused): Look, this is a private party here and I was just wondering whether you belong here.
Y (amused): Funny you should say so. I was just asking myself the same question.
X (stern): Have you got an invitation?
Y (relieved): Yes. You want to see?
X (confused): No, Thanks. But why don't you say so?
Y (confident): But I do say so. I have got an invitation and I can show you.
X (defensive): I mean, why didn't you say ... right from the start?
Y (uncomprehending): What start? Start of the universe?
X (offended): No need to be unfriendly.
Y (pensive): Yes, I suppose. – (complaisant) Why? Who's unfriendly?
NegotiationsY (to a little girl): Greetings, Earthling! Are you eligible to speak on behalf of your species?Negotiations4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
X (giggling): Gee, you're funny! You go on!
Y (reflective): Maybe you are right in suggesting, we had exchange courtesy first before entering
into negotiations. Well, then. The honour is entirely on my side, your grace, to parley with you. I ...
X (doleful): Look Sir, I gotta run. My mommy is expecting me for dinner. Can we continue our play tomorrow?
Y (puzzled): You wish to postpone our negotiations?
X (cheerful): See you tomorrow, ok? (runs off)
Y (moody): If only I could step into their kind of reasoning!
Dr. Inferno VS the DarkitectHow Can you do this to meee...Dr. Inferno VS the Darkitect4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
you put he darkitect and dr inferno on the same list!
now i have to choose.....
I have to say the darkitect, because i had lots of fun with vernon and hes super cute.
Dr inferno: WHAT?!? THE ONE TIME I NEED YOU AS A FAN AND YOU ABANDON ME?!?
me: im sowwy, infi...i love you tooo....but....vernon is from lego universe! I love lego universe!
Dr. inferno: BUT YOU WERE WAITING FOR ME?!? IF LU HAD LASTED A LITTLE LONGER, THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT ME IN WITH A LEGO AGENTS WORLD AND THEN ID GO KICK MAELSTROM BUTT AND RUN OUT THAT BLASTED DARKITECT!!
Marina: Yeah! I'll come too! With my harpoon gun!
Vernon: you forget, she already picked me. *pulls goctavius into a hug* and we've had other people actually ship us in the comedy stories
Dr inferno: SO WHAT?!? SHE ALREADY SAID, I AM HER COMEDY CHARACTER!!
Vernon: you never had a comedy story.
Dr inferno: I DONT NEED ONE!!!! MY STORIES ARE ALWAYS FUNNY!!! *face turns red*
*marina starts laughing he