Comic Script: Soul Release extra*At a table outside of a café in Lumiose City, Bayonetta is calmly drinking tea while Katerina is looking at her.*Comic Script: Soul Release extra13 hours ago in Comedy
Katerina: What makes you so special besides the fact that you're not a fan character?
Bayonetta: Why do you ask that?
Katerina: I'm called out for being a Mary Sue at one point...
Bayonetta: The way you're written does make you feel like one.
Katerina: Someone says I'm bland as well!
Bayonetta: You don't display interesting characteristics.
Katerina: You're a tag along, too! So why are you different?! And don't give me that "character development" bit, either.
Bayonetta: That's the point of being a character. Am I correct?
*Katerina soon realizes what she said and growls at her angrily. Bayonetta resumes drinking her tea unfazed.*
LU Ascension: Wisdom Teeth.Ace got home from getting his wisdom teeth removed, still a little loopy from the anesthetics. So Quinn pulled out a camera and the team got behind her.LU Ascension: Wisdom Teeth.18 hours ago in Comedy
Quinn: Ace? Baby you okay? You look a little sore..
Ace: I'm fiiineeee... *slumps over on her shoulder* Look at meeee..
Quinn: Poor thing..
Duck: I'd be surprised if he still acts like this when he recovers.
Lexi: Anesthetics don't last very long..
Ace: *just realised his tongue was in his mouth* Wtf is this thing? *sticks out his tongue* Baaabe...
Rev: Maybe they gave him a little too much?..
Quinn: That's your tongue honey.. *giggles a little* Look at you!
Ace: I'm so preeetty..
Team: *bursts out laughing*
Quinn: You're so silly. *kisses his forehead*
Ace: Heeey seeexy~
Lexi: Here we go.
Rev: Maybe he should rest. Now.
Quinn: Eheh.. Maybe your right.. Ace, time to rest love.
Quinn: *sighs* This was a bad idea..
Explore Ponyville Pt.3 Final:A New Enemy(At Canterlot)Explore Ponyville Pt.3 Final:A New Enemy21 hours ago in Comedy
Twilight: Princess Celestia! we got here just in time!
Celestia: Excellent,Twilight,but who is this new pony with you?
Celestia:What a lovely name.It's has a ring to it.
Pinkie Pie:What could be the problem???
Celestia: Everypony,I have bad news.King Sombra has returned for revenge against Equestria.
MetroidFan:Not a nice guy,huh?
Rainbow Dash:You're kidding,right? He tried to destroy Ponyville! >:c
Twilight:Rainbow Dash is right.King Sombra really did try to revive the crystal empire and was banished.
Luna: (faces Celestia) Any thou ideas,dear sister?
Celestia:We must find a way to stop King Sombra or Ponyville is doomed...
King Sombra:Well said,princess.I'd figure you were plotting my downfall and especially Twilight Sparkle...
Royal Guard:Hold it,Sombra! you're under arrest!
(blasts royal guards with magic)
King Sombra:Hmph,fools.You cannot hope to defeat me wi
The WageGannon6 Show EPI2 - Wage Vs. Black FridayThe WageGannon6 Show Episode 2 - Wage Vs. Black FridayThe WageGannon6 Show EPI2 - Wage Vs. Black Friday22 hours ago in Comedy
One thursday at Price Hike, Wage is getting the store set up for the day.
Wage: *whistles and heads to his checkout station*
Suddenly, the manager appears.
Price Hike Manager: Good morning, Wage.
Wage: *turns around and sees the manager* Oh, hello.
Price Hike Manager: I hope your ready for the big night tonight, and soon the big day tomorrow!
Price Hike Manager: Tonight, lots of people will come to our store and purchase what they're looking for! It's an all-you-can-buy night & day for us!
Wage (to himself): Hmm, haven't heard this before?
Price Hike Manager: And more than just that, a lot of stuff will go on sale! It'll be the greatest day of our life!
Wage: *checks the calendar* Oh no, tonight's the beginning of Black Friday!
Price Hike Manager: Exactly!
Wage: This is the biggest day in shopping history!
Price Hike Manager: Of course! You'll get payed too.
Wage: How much?
Price Hike Manager: We'll find out...
Pinkie PiePants: EQG Edition: Life Of CrimePinkie PiePants: EQG Edition: Life Of Crime2 days ago in Comedy
Thanksgiving was just less than a day away, and as the scheduled half day had drawn to a close, the students of Canterlot High were anxious to return home and enjoy their four-day break with their family and friends.
After gathering her things from her locker, Sunset Shimmer had decided to stick around for a while and watch some classic crime shows on her laptop, with Pinkie Pie and Sonata Dusk joining in as well.
“And now, back to “Old Timey Crime Theatre”.” an announcer said.
“Shh! Shh! Guys, it’s back on!” called out Sonata.
The black-and-white program depicted a stereotypical mustachioed criminal running off with an innocent man’s wallet.
“*gasp* Stop! Thief!”
“Which way did he go?” asked a pair of officers.
“He went that
Things That Ruin Thanksgiving 2 (Animaniacs Style) [Announcers #1 & 2]Things That Ruin Thanksgiving 2 (Animaniacs Style)2 days ago in Comedy
Things that ruin Thanksgiving
(Scene shows Yakko, Dr. Scratchansniff, and Hello Nurse, dressed as a stereotypical 1950's couple, in a house by the front door. The doorbell rings.)
Look, mom, dad, before you meet Mary...
Yes, vat is it, Yakko?
I think she might be pregnant...
(Dr. Scratchansniff and Hello Nurse gasp)
...with emotions right now, because she's been looking forward to meeting you guys for a long time, so please be nice. And also, we're having a child...
(Dr. Scratchansniff and Hello Nurse gasp)
...ish fight right now, pretty much about nothing. It's just that, she's having my baby...
(Dr. Scratchansniff and Hello Nurse gasp)
...brother pick her up right now, you know, your other son? Because I was here helping you guys set up, I couldn't get her, and she can't drive because she's growing a fetus right now.
(Dr. Scratchansniff and Hello Nurse
Epic Rap Battles of Objects: Leafy V.S. TacoEPIC RAP BATTLES OF OBJEEEECTSEpic Rap Battles of Objects: Leafy V.S. Taco2 days ago in Comedy
Let's make this quick,
I've got people to trick,
You just ran in the woods
More obvious than I did!
Hide from your closest friend
Who'd stick with you to the end.
I have my own show
While you just need to go.
Just leave this win to me,
I've got places to be
You could say this rap is like your boyfriend
Because it's total FIRE!
Ooo, nice rap,
You get it from the trash?
I hope you called a ambulance,
Cause I'm about to SMASH!
You're a total phony,
You barely even played the game!
You're a lemon spitting weirdo
Who just kept screaming SOUR CREAM!
I hope you saved your good raps
for the very end,
Cause I'm about to crush you,
Like you did to Pickles heart
when you were still his best friend!
Was that even a rhyme?
It sounded more like a waste of time!
Tell me, what gave you the idea
To have such an evil thought?
Wait, don't tell me,
I couldn't give a single squat!
What do you plan to do now?
At least I try to manip
wow.... did i do this?wow.... did i do this?2 days ago in Comedy
I am so fab even a llama WILL kiss meh...
Explore Ponyville Pt.2:New friends(Later...)Explore Ponyville Pt.2:New friends2 days ago in Comedy
MetroidFan:Man,that food was delicious! especially the apple cider.
Ugh,I need a bed and those sacks are not even close to comfy.
(In the Carousel Boutique)
MetroidFan:Hey,they got beds now.I might as well talk to her about them.
Rarity:Well hello,darling and welcome to the carousel boutique.I'm rarity
MetroidFan:Umm,I've been wanting to ask you about these beds here,rarity.
Rarity: Oh dear me! I almost forgot about those beds.I've been trying to sell them and as generous as I am,I can have a bed delivered to your house,free of charge.
Derpy: Oops! sorry,new friend...
MetroidFan: It's fine,really.
Derpy: I'm Derpy and I deliver mail to everypony in town except pianos
MetroidFan:That's nice.I kinda like muffins...
Derpy: Muffins muffins muffins!!! I like all kinds of muffins too!!!
Computer Talk (2015-11-25)ICHIGO: "Oy, printer! Are you awake? You had better still be awake! Don't even think about shutting off that network controller!"Computer Talk (2015-11-25)2 days ago in Comedy
PRIMULA: "What's going on over here?"
KORIN: "Do you recall how Master was having trouble with network printing?"
PRIMULA: "Yes, and…?"
KORIN: "That's the solution."
PRIMULA: "Keeping the printer's network interface awake by having Ichigo repeatedly shout at it...? That's rather... crude."
KORIN: "Well, yes."
PRIMULA: "I like it, though. Very typical Master solution."
Carton NetworkJOKE:Carton Network3 days ago in Comedy
What is the difference between cartoon network and carton network?
Baker's JokeJOKE:Baker's Joke4 days ago in Comedy
Where do bakers go after they die?
Top 10 Megazords/Sentai MechasPikatwig: Ah… Power Rangers and Super Sentai… the big attraction being the giant robot fights.Top 10 Megazords/Sentai Mechas4 days ago in Comedy
KKD: It’s kinda hard to describe it, but there’s just something cool about seeing these… awesome yet absurdly designed giant robots duke it out against kaiju of all kinds.
Pikatwig: Still a shame we haven’t seen a Kamen Rider like… grow giant sized and fight them alongside a Sentai Mecha. Also, they totally blew that chance in Super Hero Taisen Grand Prix… J was erased from history before the Ninningers showed up.
KKD: Sheesh, that was wasted. In any case, we like these giant robots so much, that I think they need a list based off of them, right aibou?
Pikatwig: Yeppers. We’ll be listing off what they look like, motif, the Rangers who pilot it if it’s not the whole team, any cool attacks they can do if we can think of them, and we will name both the name in PR and the one in Super Sentai. This list will also allow in Sentai that were
randomnation skit: in da studio Aslan:Susan ,you make my heart beat like a pace maker! Will be you the peanut butter in my mustard.randomnation skit: in da studio 5 days ago in Comedy
Susan:*gasp*…. Ummm .yes!
The director:Cut! What are you doing! You pathetic waste of life!
Susan:I’m sorry, i kind of dore off a bit.
The director:fine,I will give you one more chance.
Susan:thank you,discount Andrea lidman.
The director:what ever,ACTION!
Aslan:susan ,you make my heart beat like a pace maker! Will be you the peanut butter in my mustard
Susan:*gasp*…. Ummm .yes!
The director:cut,what in the name of suger honey ice tea was that
Susan:fine,i wilI be honest with you,i was attending to my ill adopted mother, so I couldn’t practice my lines.
The director:I don’t care about your adopted mother. Go to the desert of lost children!
The director:I said go,look at the rainbows Color Unicorns in mad max cars.
(the director push Susan out the door.)
The WageGannon6 Show Episode 1 - Undead MagicThe WageGannon6 Show Episode 1 - Undead MagicThe WageGannon6 Show Episode 1 - Undead Magic5 days ago in Comedy
Characters in the episode (In order of appearance, not counting generic characters such as a Clerk):
Rico the Zombie
Mr. Mickey (Debut)
Unnamed Imp (Debut)
One day in Lakeside City, Rico was busy reading something while waiting for the bus.
Rico: *reading a book called ¨The History of Magic” Hmm…. *turns the page and continues to read*
Rico then closes the book and puts it away. He then decides to go to Price Hike.
Rico: *whistling and walks inside*
Rico is then spotted by Wage.
Wage: Good morning, Rico!
Rico: Mornin’ Wage!
Wage: We've just received lots of new stuff we can put on sale!
Rico: Ooh! Me like new stuff!
Wage: Come here…
*Rico walks up to Wage, wondering what he has for him*
Wage: *Gets out a catalog* Here's the latest catalog for this week. You can buy...hmm, let's see...there's a new book written by Moby Ford, some new Nite Bite candy bars,
Hunt for the Snickerwocky“You want to hunt for a Snicker-what-now?” asked a confused Jason, befuddled by what their partner had just told them.Hunt for the Snickerwocky1 week ago in Comedy
“A Snickerwocky! Duh!” Jay answered, amazed that their partner didn’t know what a Snickerwocky is, I mean really!
Jason stayed silent for a few seconds, trying to comprehend this absurdity. Is this why they’re in the middle of a field for, to talk about some weird, probably fictional, beast? “Hold on, what the fuck is a Snickerwocky?” Jason loudly asked.
“Well...” they adjusted their glasses professionally before beginning to explain to their friend, “A Snickerwocky is obviously a dragon-like beast who ravenously indulges in deserts such as snickerdoodles! Obviously. This is Monster Knowledge 101, Jason! How do you not know about this monster?”
Jason again just stared in confusion, “Wait... it’s a Jabberwocky who eats snickerdoodles? A snickerdoodle-eating Jabberwocky?” Jay nodded
LA Gangs Announce Crime Machine[Article dated September 1988] Today The East Side and the West Side announced they have created a “Crime Machine”.LA Gangs Announce Crime Machine1 week ago in Comedy
The Crime Machine is an unusual device that allows anyone to go into the past and commit crimes. The project created during a time of tense relations between between the East Side and the West Side since the discovery of crack cocaine which was believed by a top West Side Scientist to have transmutable properties.
Already the sides are ablaze with ideas on what to raid next. This morning on the Crime Machines test session. A west side gangster came back with a live Carboniferous Period Trilobite and gold coins and gems belonging to Caribbean pirates. Some gangster have expressed desires to travel into the future and take pirated copies of future songs and media back to their time and sell it as a demo to music labels or TV stations. Others have expressed desires to use the Crime Machine and travel in time and places to take everything from Nazi gol