VF Gag Reel: The Not-So-Free Truth of the WorldGag Reel: The Not-So-Free Truth of the WorldVF Gag Reel: The Not-So-Free Truth of the World18 hours ago in Comedy
I was walking around a mall.....
Reisen U.I.: ?
I managed to encounter Tewi all of a sudden.
[Flos (BlazBlue) plays]
Reisen U.I.: Hey, Tewi.
Tewi: O_O GAAAAAAAH!!! O [ ] O!
Reisen U.I.: ....what...are you doing...?
Tewi: I found this really annoying gumball machine.....and I'm gonna try something cool I saw on Youtube with it! XD
Reisen U.I.: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. So....what's with the machine, then?
Tewi: Apparently, it's indestructable!
Reisen U.I.: .......what?
Tewi: YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! It's actually indestructable! Like diamonds! I heard from the store owners that they were tired of people like us using our powers to cheaply exploit for gumballs...so they took some extra measures.
Reisen U.I.: ...for some reason this feels like Smoking Gun Presents all over again....
Of course, Tewi was busy slapping a sign on the machine that said "FREE GUMBALLS".
Reisen U.I.: ......YOU DID NOT.
Tewi: YUP! I did. And you'
Master of the...Master of the toast, quick to catch your rye.Master of the...1 day ago in Comedy
Ready with a handshake and an open pumpernickel
Crack Hetalia RP Notes- W.T.H.I.T.E 29(??): I'm sorry! She's not there! There's not even a sign that she had ever been there! It's like she just disappeared!Crack Hetalia RP Notes- W.T.H.I.T.E 291 day ago in Comedy
(?): I should hit you! AHG!
(??): Calm down, calm down! She has to be somewhere!!
(??): We should be worried about the other two you know...
(?): Others...it's only Ashley that's alone...and America.
(??): No..I've seen her with two others and a cat...I'm pretty sure one of them was America dressed as Germany...
(?): WHAT!? HOW?
Meta: I think we should sneak away...
America: Yeah. Okay! Where do you think Angela or Lolita would be?
Meta: I would smell her out but I don't know the smell...
America: Couldn't you just smell for a female human?
Meta: I guess I could...
*Metaphor uses sniff*
Okay, I got something...follow me!
America: But I'm the hero.
Meta: -.- Srsly...
America: o-o Yup.
Ange: What is this?
Rock: *Some bumps appear on the heart*
*The bumps are random and all over at first but then turn into words, etched on the outside*
*The words change
Crack Hetalia RP Notes- W.T.H.I.T.E 28Ange: *I carefully pick it up once again and turn it over several times in my open hands*Crack Hetalia RP Notes- W.T.H.I.T.E 281 day ago in Comedy
*As I watch it intently, the black rock changes into a small blood red heart that's freezing cold -not this heart <3 , a living and beating heart*
*I watch it beat extremely slowly in astonishment*
America: Wow...it's so..jungly up here!
Meta: Yeah...so many vines.
America: Shh!! Shhh!! I hear people talking!
Meta: It's too distant to hear anything.
America: Let's get closer then!
Rav: Well, well...if it isn't an old friend!
Ramilda L: You two know each other?
Rav: I'm her 2P.
Ramilda L: -Omg-.
Ash: I thought you died that day...
Rav: I thought I did too...but I was saved.
Ash: What happened?
Rav: No time to explain now...your friend is underneath us.
Ash: Underneath us? Wha-.
Rav: It's a long story, no time to explain. We need to jump in that water.
Ash: How is going for a swim going to save my friend?
Rav: Trust me...who
Crack Hetalia RP Notes- W.T.H.I.T.E 27Ash: Hmmm...I don't think that's a person anymore...is it just a rock?Crack Hetalia RP Notes- W.T.H.I.T.E 271 day ago in Comedy
*Ashley gets closer for a better examination*
*In front of her stands a person that had turned into stone*
...This isn't good...I need to get back to Ramilda!
Rav: Who are you?
Ramilda L: My name is Ramilda...
Rav: You want to learn something?...Here, throw this rock into the water.
*Hands Ramilda a rock*
Rav: Don't be scared!
Ramilda L: *Ramilda throws the rock in the water*
*The rock sinks...followed by a splash noise*
Rav: I've been researching this site for a while now...I've learned that this cave has a multiple of "closed spaces"...
Ramilda L: Closed spaces?
Rav: Yes! It means there are alternate realities and worlds around here. Some are in the future, past or the same time as us! Underneath us is one of those, but its' time is different from ours...someone's in there... Maybe the Angela or Lolita is there but we need to get her out soon...since it's a different time than us..she
Crack Hetalia RP Notes- W.T.H.I.T.E 26Narrator: There are sounds of dripping water.Crack Hetalia RP Notes- W.T.H.I.T.E 261 day ago in Comedy
Ramilda L: I really don't like this place...considering I've been here forever...
Ash: Does that mean you know your way around these parts?
Ramilda L: Yea- hey ya!
Ash: Great! We need to find a big body of water!
Ramilda L: Hmmm...okay! Follow me.
Ash and Ramilda L: *The two reach a large body of water*
Ash: This is unexpected...
Ramilda L: What?
Ash: There are...two people here...not just Lolita or Angela...someone else...look. *Two human figures in the distance*
*One to the left, one to the right*
I'll take left...take this sword Ramilda.
Ramilda L: Thanks.
Narrator: The two separate.
Ramilda L: *Ramilda gets closer to the figure*
(?): Oh my...Hello! Who might you be?
Ramilda L: Ramilda Lanister...are you Angela or Lolita?
(?): Oh heavens no! I'm Raven!
Ramilda L: !
(Ash: Oh no?)
Ange: *I quickly back up from the lake of water surrounding me*
Son of a Gilbird, I'm going to kill the second players. Starting with Jessica and
Crack Hetalia RP Notes- W.T.H.I.T.E 25Narrator: Somewhere.Crack Hetalia RP Notes- W.T.H.I.T.E 251 day ago in Comedy
Ange: Ahhh! My ears, make it stop!
America and Meta: *Walking to find attic*
America: So your name is Metaphor?
Meta:...We need to find the attic.
America: Doesn't mean we can't talk.
America: How about that weather?
America:.. .-. ...
Meta: Hey look!
*Looks at the attic door in the ceiling*
America: I'll throw you to open it!
Meta: No wai- Ahhhhh!
*Hits the ceiling*
America: Let me try again!
Meta: Noo- Hissssss- Ah!
America: Thanks!....Wait, how do we get up?
Meta:...There's a ladder right there...
America: *Ladder leans against a wall*
America and Meta: *The two enter the attic*
Ramilda L: How did you get in the basement the first time?
Ash: I think there's a trap door in the food store.
(Ash: Rhyme master.)
Ramilda L: Hmm..
Ash and Ramilda L: *The two get to the food section of the store*
Ramilda L: Where about is this door?
Ash: I think by the fish tomatoes.
Crack Hetalia RP Notes- W.T.H.I.T.E 24Ash: *To the common eye the group is unidentifiable, but to Ashley...she can see clear*Crack Hetalia RP Notes- W.T.H.I.T.E 241 day ago in Comedy
Vic: *A man walks up beside her*
*Ashley looks closer at the man..he is very old, a wise presence lingers*
Vic: You can't stay here long... Time still flows in your realm. If you stay too long..this pla- Herhem..- this place will drain you and you will have no chance of leaving... The future weakens you more and more the longer you stay here.
Ash: I need to know what happens next though.
Ash and Vic: *They look back to the group as disaster strikes*
Ange: *I wake up to darkness*
*I try to scream but my mouth is covered*
*There is a giant dark lake of water all around me, no where to go*
Vic: Oh my!
Ash: Wait a minute I know them.
Vic: Then you need to leave... Now! You now have what you needed.
Ash: Okay I will.
Vic: Safe journeys young one.
Ash: *Ashley disappears into a bright light*
*Ashley reappears in the room*
America, Ramilda L and Meta: You're back!
Ash: Yes! We need to
Crack Hetalia RP Notes- W.T.H.I.T.E 23Ramilda L: I can't believe it!Crack Hetalia RP Notes- W.T.H.I.T.E 231 day ago in Comedy
Lud: Oh my god!
*Pulls his face off*
Ash: Wow Ludwig!
Lud: Oh it's okay...I'm actually America. I found a German costume in the mall and thought it would be fun to play the part!
Ash: Oh America!
Meta: You guys what is that though?
Ash: It's the future...
*In front of them, through the door is a small room in which a great extravagant bowl of glittering water stands in the center*
America: We should look!
Ash: Only the ones with the power can look!
Ramilda L: I know that it can be a burden knowing the future Ashley...I can go if you want me to.
Ash: No it's okay, I will go Ramilda.
Ramilda L: As you wish.
America: I'm confused...
Ash: *Ashley touches the water*
*Ashley disappears into a bright light*
M V and Not Germany: *Walk up to Jessica and Oliver*
*They both get into a small fight about who gets to sit in the comfy chair*
Jess: Shut up!
M V and Not Germany: *They both stop and sit down quickly*
Jess: Now. Sigmund, Allen, you've both done a very good
Dare us warrior cats 1Cloudtail:I MUST OVERTHROW BRAMBLESTAR!Dare us warrior cats 11 day ago in Comedy
Bramblestar: I heard that -_-
(a soon to be charecter)AlderpawADDDDDD LOOK WHAT IVE GOT!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!11!
Bramblestar:What is it?
Alderpaw:A BOMBBBBBBB!!!!!1111!!! DDDD
Bramblestar: WHAT THE F-*explosion*
Leafpool:Sparkpaw, did your brother just blow up??
sparkpaw (alderpaws sister):Yea i guess
Leafpool:wanna get milkshakes?(leafpool is sparkpaws aunt, dont worry she can take her)
M E A N I L E I N A K I T Y P E T S D E N
Princess:so spotted, ill tell you about your brother
Spotted: wjat does he look like?
June's bad day (Requested by Heavier-Lobster) In a swamp isolated from the rest of the world is were our story begins. June the smoker was trying to make a new type of moonshine from a recipe given to her from a friend.June's bad day (Requested by Heavier-Lobster)2 days ago in Comedy
Her pet pig Hoggis got hungry and started to bump into her demanding her attention. June swatted the swine away calling it an annoying peice of bacon.
Usually June would be in a carefree mood but today she was so absorbed into making this new moonshine. Her friend told her it could restore her teeth to their once white health. They would also stay that way no matter how much she smoked.
Suddenly a spider fell from the ceiling into the moonshine. The newly added crawler started to turn the brew from white into a deep blue.
The brew began to bubble and started to make bubbles which popped into small balls of fire. June not being wise decided to add more spiders into the brew enjoying the fireball
TH Sketches CPE: Possible Voice Acting Assistance?So I have ideas for a total of three voice acted sketches for my upcoming animation: Touhou Sketches: CPETH Sketches CPE: Possible Voice Acting Assistance?2 days ago in Comedy
However, as I do not have a mic, and I feel that my voice acting for female characters sounds terrible. I will not be able to implement this idea without assistance. So I was wondering if any of you on the Station Wagon would be willing to help me out.
There are only three characters I need voices for, if you wish to audition for a role, just send me a couple lines of the character in question. (Or, in the case of Sagume, just her one line. Use separate files please. Use a note/PM with a Dropbox/Mediafire/Whatever-file-host-you-use link to send me your lines.)
Role - Voice actor:
Sagume - none
Rumia - none
Clownpiece - none
Any help would be appreciated.
Strawberry JokeJokeStrawberry Joke2 days ago in Comedy
D'you hear about the armed strawberry at the bank?
Happy Birthday Carly![Carly enters a dark room, she moves around, scanning the area]Happy Birthday Carly!2 days ago in Comedy
Carly: Hello? Hello? Anyone in here? [The lights flicker on and a large crowd appears in front of her]
Carly: Ah! [She jumps in the air and attaches herself onto the ceiling with her claws] What the heck?! [She falls down and lands on her butt] Offff!
Zach: [Walks up to her and offers a paw] You okay?
Carly: [Grabs his paw and lifts herself up] All but a sore bottom, yes.
Tom: [Clenches one eye] I thought cats were supposed to land on their feet, not their butts.
Carly: [Disgusted face] You do realize I have human characteristics, right Dewott?
Tom: [Chuckles] Sorry.
Melissa: [Smiles] So, how does turning a new age feel?
Carly: Still young.
Nick: You have a long way to go then.
Nerelia: [Presents her with the cake] We made this for you. Make a wish!
Carly: [She blows out the candles, everyone cheers and claps]
Alex: What did you wish for?
Carly: I can’t tell you. Because then it won’t come true.
Complete the story...In all the people we have in our club, I had to be paired with the most awkward person in the group now both of us have to pretend to be in a relationship for our secret undercover mission to be a success.Complete the story...2 days ago in Comedy
Let me tell you about my partner, his/her name is …
[Your turn to continue the story, good luck]
First Request!Computer; "Wake up losers! You have one request."First Request!3 days ago in Comedy
Sin and the Writer were asleep on a table that had the computer on it. When the alarm went off Sin and The Writer woke up slowly.
Sin; "Oh we have a request..... We have a request!!!!"
Writer; "Let's see.... From a Heavier-Lobster.... Open file."
Request; Could you do a story based on this?
In an old beat-down hut in the bayou stood a young woman with scaly green skin, long neon pink hair, and glassy greenish eyes. She was dressed in a strange tribal dress, with a horned beaked skull resting on her head. Dangling from the side of her mouth was a long yellow cigarette holder with a freshly lit cigarette at the tip. She was happily stirring a spoon around a large cauldron that bubbled with an odd liquid. She hummed a song as she smiled, exposing her jagged teeth. Some of her teeth were white, some yellow, some almost black, and one was gone entirely. Swear trickled down her slender edged nose, across her long, thin lips, and into the brew
A Case for the Bass: Dude Version[The story opens at a yard sale outside Applejack’s house. Applejack is talking to his grandfather.]A Case for the Bass: Dude Version3 days ago in Comedy
Applejack: [angry] Okay, old man, tell me again. When ya accidentally sold my bass at the garage sale, who did ya sell it to?
Pappy Smith: Hmm… [thinking for a moment] I sold it to them ladies who run the pawn shop. Shimity Shamity or whatever them youngins is called.
[Next Scene: At the pawn shop. Applejack arrives alone. He is immediately greeted by the attractive twins who run the shop.]
Shim (The one who doesn’t wear makeup): Hello young man and welcome to the Shim Sham Sister’s Everything Under the Sun Emporium!
Sham (The one with heavy eyeshadow): We’ve got-
Shim and Sham: What you want.
Shim: Need a unicycle? [rides by on a unicycle]
Sham: [holding cricket bat] How bout a cricket bat?
Shim: [holding a harlequin doll] Mabie a stuffed harlequin?
Sham: [holding the brain scanner from an earlier episode] Uh… whatever this is
Dare us warrior cats!Leafpool: hi everyone!Dare us warrior cats!3 days ago in Comedy
Squirrelflight:welcome to dare us warrior cats, hosted on here, deviantart, and quotev
Leafpool:you can dare any of us in the comments, and the comments on quotev too
Cloudtail:Also, on quotev, its hosted by leafpool and admin. Here, its hosted by me, leafpool, squirrelflight AND admin (on quotev she is glaceon OR sunset)
admin (sunset):this will only be hosted in writing segements on deviantart. on quotev, it is on writing segements, WITH pictures. to find it on quotev, my profile name is glaceon. search "dare us Warrior cats" on quotev, and pick the one by glaceon, and that is me. Thank you
all of us: SO DARE US!
OW Assignment II: LIN 104 - 'Wrong Fifty Shades'Avery: *the hexing building was probably... well, it wasn't the most welcoming of the buildings on campus, but he knew he had to be here to find Casper. The other was still a better reader than he was, after all... so he had to ask for help* *because maybe he could help the wingless bird find this Fifty Shades textbook, or something* *stopping in front of Oleander's assistant professor rooms, he inhaled and exhaled, before knocking -- please oh please let it be Casper in there, and not Oleander*OW Assignment II: LIN 104 - 'Wrong Fifty Shades'4 days ago in Comedy
Casper: Mm... This... looks right... *he was sewing a little plush rabbit to pass the time alone in the room, carefully placing a button where its eye would be before he heard a knock* Ah- *he set the rabbit down, wondering if it were Oleander or Aster or maybe even Haku as he walked over to the door, pulling it open and blinking in surprise at seeing Avery* Avery...? What are... you doing here...? This is... unusual...
Avery: *oh thank goodness, his worried expressi
Princess: Protect the Castle! ~ Opening OutlinePrincess: Protect the Castle! ~ Opening Outline4 days ago in Comedy
>[inside the castle]
>[at the entrance with PRINCESS]
>EARLY AFTERNOON AT THE PRINCESS' CASTLE.
>[HiT] "Heya, Princess."
>"Your parents home?"
>[PRINCESS] "Not at the moment."
>"Guess we have the castle to ourselves."
>[HiT and PRINCESS start walking]
>[HiT] "So what are you in the mood for?"
>"Maybe some videogames?"
>[PRINCESS] "Sure, why not?"
>"But I get to be PLAYER 1 this time."
>[the screen starts shaking]
>[HiT and PRINCESS stop in their tracks and start looking around]
>[question marks appear over HiT and PRINCESS' heads]
>[outside the castle]
>[cycloptic skulls start divebombing the castle]
>[HiT and PRINCESS have stopped looking around]
>[HiT pulls out his sword]
>[PRINCESS gets into a fighting stance]
>[PRINCESS] "Sigh...what now?"
>[an explosion is heard and the screen stops shaking]
>[ellipses appear over HiT and PRINCESS' heads, followed by exclamation marks]
>[a mob of skull-based enemies ent