DragoniteManiac TF story requestFor :iconDragoniteManiac:DragoniteManiac TF story request12 minutes ago in Comedy
Made by :iconWolfPrinceMatt:
Sorry that its screenplayish.
Link, Zelda, Gamecube, Twilight Princess are copyrighted products of Nintendo.
Matt: hey Ben, i see you are playing Zelda Twilight Princess.
Ben: Yeah, so what? I love Link and want to be like him, strong, nice, and fast.
Matt:there is a way. I invented it. Touch this Gamecube with the game in, and think of Link. You then will start turning into Link.
Ben:sure lets give it a go.
Matthew:do as i said earlier and you'll begin. Now if you please get naked.
Matthew: so during the change, you can get Link's clothes.
Ben: i see
(Once ben is naked the change begins.)
Matthew: feel anything yet?
Ben: actually yes, my ears are in pain.
Matthew: thats just them moving to a pointed and elven look.
Matthew: you are almost done as Link is a simillar body structure to a human. Now just the clothes remain.
Ben: oh okay, that makes sense.
(Link's clothes meld
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B: While he's awake
1 a or b: catch him
2 a: take him home
2 b: befriend him
3 b only: Chase him
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In culina, coquus cibum parat. Libertus et ancilla loquuntur et in scamno sedent. Praegustatrix anxia circum ambulat.
Ancilla: Noli lamentare, abiit ad maiores.
Libertus: O! Meus rex! Mors omnibus!
Praegustatrix: Timeo ne moriar. (repetit)
Coquus: Volo te quiescere, Praegustatrix! Debeo laborare. Nolo vos audire, garrientes sicut aves. (imitatur manu ora garrientia)
Praegustatrix: Rex bibit venenum! Sum illius praegustatrix! Ego quoque venenum bibissem.
Coquus: Si bibisses venenum, iam mortuus esses.
Ancilla: Tu crudelis es, Coque. Nonne vides eam esse anxiam?
Coquus: Si rex iam viveret, ea commoveretur. Hoc me taedet!
Ancilla: Scio qualis sis, sed debes esse bona.
Libertus: Bonus Rex… fuit. (la
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Bonnie:F-Freddy is it time yet?
Freddy:Yes Bonnie! It is go finish her up!
Bonnie:Woooohooo!(gets of stage and goes to the dinning room)
Chica:What are you two talking about?
Freddy:Just wait and see ,go distract the guard!
Chicao I have too!
Freddy:Yes now go
Chicah alright( heads into the kitchen)
(Bonnie finally reaches into the backstage)
BonnieK let's finish you up! (Picks up a wrench and screws on ?'s lower jaw and turns on ?)
?Activates)screeeacchhh (twitches) (Radio malfunctioning sounds)
?looked around) Gaaahhh! (Kicks Bonnie away)
BonnieGrunting in pain)owwww! What was that for?I just saved you life!
?:I thought I was dead!?!?!
Bonnie:Yeah and I bought you back to life BTW your welcome!
?:Thanks?? But first where am I !? Who are u!?
Bonnie:Woops how rude of me! I'm Bonnie the Bunny and Welcome to freddy fazbears pizza! You are Crystaly Cat.
Crystaly : well the pizzaria sounds so fimilier to me
Bonnie :That's because you died he
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Doctor: What the..?
Child Alex: *Wearing an untied straight jacket*
Child Luna: *trips and drops the thing in her arms, which disappears*
Child Alex: *"acting" like a crazy person*
Child Luna: *gets up and continues running*
Child Alex: WEE! *Swinging on a tree*
Child Luna: *trips and falls again*
Child Alex: WEEHHHHHA!
Child Alex: *Runs up to Child Jazzy wearing the untied straight jacket*
Child Spot: *drawing a cat*
Child Luna: *gets up and keeps running and ends up running into a tree beside the TARDIS*
Child Jazzy:Hi Alex
Child Alex: Hello! *Still wearing straight jacket*
Child Luna: *gets up* Owww…
Child Alex: HI SPOT! Heha
Child Spot: *scribbles on the finished cat drawing* Hi Alex!
Doctor: *steps out of the TARDIS*
Child Luna: My legs hurt...
Child Jazzy;What are you wearing Alex?
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Chica: *Rolls eyes slightly* Uuuhh... Your old friend Bonnie the Bunny is being a bit of a crackhead at the moment!! Please excuse me... *Slaps him in the face repeatedly*
Bonnie: OW!!! DAM-
Chica: *Covers his mouth and slaps him again* DONT. YOU. DARE.
Me: *Le facepalm* Can't you guys pretend to be on stage somewhere else BESIDES the stage!?
Goldie: But that- But they- I don't- UUGGHH. MAH POOR BWAIN!!!
Me: What? Was it something I said?
Freddy: YES. YES IT WAS NOOB.
Me: I'm half tempted to just hit you in your nose right now, and you know what'll happen.
Freddy: Try me BRAT.
Goldie: *Pokes Freddy's nose* BOOP!
Freddy: *Growls* KAAAAAAAATIIIIIIIIEEE!!!!!!!!
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Kid; mom im scared
Dave; hey kid don’t worry these planes are made for this the worst that can happen is your drink will be spilled to bet your mind off it try to play your game there with all the shaking it will me it harder
Attendant; in a few moments the captain will be going a little higher to get out of the storm
Dave; why am I so sleepy
Everyone is passing out
Dave; the cabin pressure is dropping
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F: “I’ve heard about you, I’m Fionna from How About Fiolee, everyone!”
I: “And finally I’m her kid Izzy also know as” *Mumble mumble* “Izarius”
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F: “Now to address the matter that we’re here for, this is a fourth wall
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I: “Sorry everyone know
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Sunset: Twilight, do you feel any different?
Twilight: I don't know. *starts to feel something weird* Well I ... I...
Sunset: *starts to worry* Are you okay?
Twilight: I... I... I'm getting dizzy.
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(shows the rest of the title)
Narrator: ...Should have ended
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(At the last minute Blue pulls away from the high five)
Blue: Wait I change my mind.
Red: What? Why?
Blue: Judging by your personality you seem the kind of person who would take my friendship to your advantage so you can act like a total ass and neglect it any chance you get.
Red: Wha... uh why would i do something like that?
Blue: Maybe because you think you are better than me.
Red: but we can be good friends.
Blue: Some friend you'd be. I bet if i got a girlfriend that you would give me poor advice to get a great gift for her then force me into a quest that would put me in danger. not only that, you would then tell me something to make me hate you and end the friendship and somehow get us stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere.The you would abandon me to do the rest myself and show up at the last minute befor
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Blink: So who's babysitting me today Mommy? Foxy? Indy?
Pink: Well i got someone new to play with you this time.
Blink: Really? Who?
Blue: Pink we're going to be late!
Pink: Don't worry Blink, they are a friend of ours. I'm sure you'll be friends in no time.
Pink: We'll be back soon Blink. (kisses his forehead and heads out to the car)
(A car soon comes up at the house and the people come to the door and knock)
Blink: (nervously opens) He- Hello?
Lad: Evening wee laddie!
Blink: (looks up at him) Mommy said you were a friend of hers.
Lad: Aye wee laddie. I also brought you a wee friend to play with.
Blink: Oooh! Who?
Lad: (moves out of the way) Meet mi wee relative Lass!
(Lass comes in and tackles Blink in a hug)
Lass: Yay I made a new friend!
Blink: (surprised) Oh! Uh- Hello! My name is Blink.
Lass: Mi name is Lass! I'm happy to meet you Blink.
Blink: I'm happy to meet you too! So wh