Neera in a bottleYou were a (Neko,Inu,anthro cat, or anthro fox) walking around an abandoned house. You soon hear crying. You towards the source and find a small Neera in a bottle, curled up and afraid. You....Neera in a bottle5 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
Suck him out and eat him
Drop him in your pants (18+)
Drop him in your sock
Take him out
The Birtha Series- Tiff BorgTiff BorgThe Birtha Series- Tiff Borg6 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
Birtha is watching TV with Betsy while eating popcorn.
TV: We now present tonight’s Creepy-Moley Time Theater presentation of “Night of the Robot”.
Mole: (screaming while being chased by a giant robot)
Birtha: Hurry, Betsy, the scary robot movie’s on.
Betsy: I’m already here on your face.
Birtha: Oh yeah!
Betsy: You shouldn’t this, Birtha. It’ll give you mole-mares.
Birtha: What do you mean I shouldn’t watch this? Scary movies don’t always freak me out.
Shows Birtha lying in her mole-bed, whimpering and shivering.
Birtha: What if the Muffin Mole’s a robot? What if Tiffany’s a robot? What if Betsy’s a robot? Betsy? (Betsy is sleeping) Pssst, Betsy? Bets-bear? (she pokes Betsy’s eye)
Birtha: Betsy, if you was a robot, you’d tell me, right?
Betsy: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Birtha: Oh, I’ve got nothing to worry about. And now to get a good night’s sleep.
A Supervillain's DistressChase: Being a supervillain is hard, you know? Everyone hates you for no reason! They treat you like some kind of criminal when really, all you want to do is watch the world burn down to the ground.A Supervillain's Distress20 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
(he begins laughing crazily)
BURN, BABY, BURN!
(He coughs and stops abruptly, pausing before speaking again)
Sorry about that. As I was saying, it’s really hard. I mean, it’s not like I chose to be like this. I was born this way, but nobody seems to understand that! It’s so disheartening. I almost feel like nobody appreciates me. I mean really, when I walk down the street all dressed up in some stupid spandex costume, I’m sure as hell not doing it for some sort of fetish or something, I’m doing it for you – for all of you. You know that little girl that you pass by on the street who lost her mommy and daddy? Do you even know how annoying that stupid, whiny little voice is?! “I lost my mommy!” she
Prepubescent gamer claims age gates are annoyingPrepubescent gamer claims age gates are annoying11 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
Today a prepubescent gamer claims that the age gate is annoying. But for some reason, they seem to be everywhere. Just about every M rated video game I view has one.
Take for example the Call of Duty game on Steam, The game is rated Mature and is the 11th entry in the Call of Duty series. I had to pass an age gate to view the game on its store page.
This isn’t limited to Steam, I have found various video game trailers on YouTube; as well as other websites, that require an account or need to pass through age verification to watch.
The squeaker has also found that various movies have red band trailers, R rated movie clips, and pornography that have age gates. “It’s annoying” the squeaker said.
"If i have to lie through any more age gates; I'm going to hack the website and remove the age gates" the Squeaker said.
The Sorceress-DiscontinuedSup People?? I think I'm gonna discontinue "The Sorceress". I have major writers block and it's pretty much stuck. I might decide to rewrite the story in the future but I wouldn't hold your breath. I'm way better at the comic than I am at this. And if a bunch of people ask me I'll tell you the ending. Oh and don't worry, I'll have the next page of the comic out soon. See ya!The Sorceress-Discontinued7 hours ago in Comedy More Like This