.:Gamers Girl:. Never mindVictoria: Foxy? Mangle? Shadow?.:Gamers Girl:. Never mind30 minutes ago in Comedy More Like This
Mangle: How's it hangin!?
Victoria: What happened?
Foxy: Maybe I should tell you! What happened?
Mangle: Don't you mean us!?
Victoria: Just shut up and come over here please!
*Mangle, Foxy, and Shadow walks over to me. Foxy then stepped on Shadow's shose. Shadow then turns to Foxy way and stopped him.*
Shadow: B**ch you just stepped on my new shoes!
Foxy: *Foxy points his finger to Shadow's chest* Call me another b**ch and I'll b**ch slap you!!!
Mangle: *Comes in the argument, right in the middle* Dam homies!!!
Victoria: *Hearing Foxy, Shadow, and Mangle's argument* Never mind -_-"
Speed Dating is HardCASTSpeed Dating is Hard3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
In order of appearance.
John Willington: A balding, but otherwise normal man in his late 30’s/early 40’s
Ellen O’Donald: A young, pretty woman that has a cat in her purse & is a crazy cat lady.
Vellie Socrozu: A half-human, half-lizard lady.
Val’ishnork: A strange creature with 5 legs, 6 eyes, and a slimy purple coat.
Cal’truthg: Unimaginable horror, to be represented by black shadow with red eyes.
SCENE- Late night at a dimly lit bar downtown; the sounds of cars can be faintly heard and the bar is painted a deep red with black trimmings. John is already there, sitting at a small table with a dark red tablecloth and black wood. His chair is likewise furnished, with a red seat and black wood. Table is set for speed-dating.
[ENTER, Ellen O’Donalnd, carrying a large black purse and dressed smartly, although cat hair can be seen on her clothing. Meowing can barely be heard, but is there, coming from the bag. John plays with the si
Daily Logs 5-17-15I. Welcome to the Legacy crew!Daily Logs 5-17-155 days ago in Comedy More Like This
II. Booze, lots of angst, and Webb and Vekal sleep together.
[The gathering on the station has just begun. It is taking place in a large room that looks somewhat similar to the Observation Deck, but just with ceiling-to-floor windows all around looking out into space. Tables and chairs are arranged all around the room, with some couches against the walls as well for more comfortable relaxing. On one side of the room are several buffet tables, station personnel move in and out of the room to provide food and drink to all in attendance. The dress code is off-duty, so either casual clothing or uniforms can be worn. All of the newcomers have been given profiles of the Legacy's senior staff so they know who to look for when they arrive. Light music plays in the background, but not loud enough to disrupt conversation.]
Webb: *is skulking around near the food, in somewhat of a sour mood because he knows he has to meet a bunch of new peopl
Tobias Meets Montague - Alt. Version(Toby trundles along the line nervously, led by Gordon. The big express engine has gone twisted and evil. He is now working for the diesels and has taken Henrietta captive to get Toby to meet his 'superior'.)Tobias Meets Montague - Alt. Version5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
(As evening falls, they arrive at the harbour where the diesels are gathered. Gordon stops, so Toby does the same.)
Gordon: Sir, I have brought you the very tram engine you've been longing to speak to. (Smirks evilly) Toby, this is our superior.
(Toby looks towards who Gordon is talking to. Nearby is a small pannier tank engine, painted green with the letters 'GWR' in yellow and red on the sides of his tank and a yellow number 8 inside a black square on each side of his cab. He is sitting on a turntable, facing away from Toby, who is looking very surprised at the sight of him.)
Toby: Duck?! What the hell is going on here?!
(The turntable suddenly spins around and Toby sees in horror that the engine is looking at him with terrifying icy
Funny Chats: FFL Chat(16:54:27) Computress: techee has entered F.M.H.Q. Live!Funny Chats: FFL Chat5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
(16:56:04) Computress: leroykas12 has left F.M.H.Q. Live.
(16:57:17) Computress: techee has left F.M.H.Q. Live.
(17:01:05) Computress: KevdakStormwind has left F.M.H.Q. Live.
(17:03:08) Computress: techee has entered F.M.H.Q. Live!
(17:03:17) techee: It looks like I was met with a terrible fate.
(17:04:06) Computress: shadowsaiyian has entered F.M.H.Q. Live!
(17:04:22) Ruby: I always find it funny when there's a wall of Computress.
(17:04:54) techee: Computress knows all.
(17:05:15) Nano_Zac: Heyo Shadow!
(17:05:23) Undead_Brad: Computress is all.
(17:05:39) SuzyDoodle: Computress sees all
(17:05:56) Undead_Brad: Soon she shall control all
(17:06:14) SuzyDoodle: we must destroy her... from the inside.
(17:06:31) Undead_Brad: No, all hail Computress!
(17:06:37) SuzyDoodle: XD
(17:06:48) Undead_Brad: And Danny DeVito
Monsters and Philosophy You know, it would ruin the philosophy of the first half of my life if you told me that the blanket didn't protect me from monsters.Monsters and Philosophy 5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
'Toad and the Whale' Scene Parody(We open on a sunny scene of Oliver puffing down the Little Western branch line, pulling a train of oil tankers with Toad at the end.)'Toad and the Whale' Scene Parody6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Narrator: It was a hot summer's day on the Island of Sodor. And Oliver's brake van, Toad, was feeling particularly happy.
(Toad can be heard cheerfully singing a song, too quietly for us to recognise it.)
Oliver: (chuckles) All this sunshine has gone to your head, Toad. But if you feel like singing, you carry on.
Toad: Okay then, Mr Oliver! I will!
(Toad closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, then starts to sing loudly at the top of his voice. And it's at this point when Oliver - as well as us, the audience - realises what he's singing.)
Toad: LET IT GOOOOO!!! LET IT GOOOOO!!! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANY MOOOOORRRRREEEEE!!!
(Oliver immediately frowns at this. He now regrets letting Toad sing, as he's heard this song a million times before and is really sick of it.)
Narrator: But it wasn't l