Equestria Boys Part 11: The Truth[Next Scene: at the local game store. The human five are all hanging out together. Blitz is browsing the shelf.]Equestria Boys Part 11: The Truth4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Rainbow Blitz: [annoyed] This is bullcrap! What gives them the right to charge 60 bucks for Super Mega Awesome Urban Brawler Turbo X 9? It looks exactly the same as Super Mega Awesome Urban Brawler Turbo X 8!
Bubble Berry: [trying to help] But Blitz, Super Mega Awesome Urban Brawler Turbo X 9 came out a full year later, and it's got tons of new DLC and microtransactions!
Applejack: Come on now haystack, that series has always been a mindless button masher.
Rainbow Blitz: Aww shuddup!
[Just then Dusk Shine runs into the store. He immediately enters the bathroom. Once he is inside Barb jumps out of his backpack.]
Rainbow Blitz: [having noticed Dusk Shine] You okay dude?
Dusk Shine: Yea, I’m okay. [to Barb] Only it's not okay. It's not okay at all! If I don't recover my helmet tonight, I won't be able to go back to Equestria for another thirt
Equestria Boys Part 10: The Fight[Next Scene: It’s Friday morning and the 6 boys are standing around in the cafeteria loading area near the dumpsters waiting for Sunset Glare to arrive.]Equestria Boys Part 10: The Fight6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Dusk Shine: So is this the place?
Applejack: Yea. The teachers never come back here, so it’s the perfect place for something like this.
Butterscotch: [nervous] Maybe Sunset Glare decided not come after all.
Sunset Glare: [enters around the corner with his lackies] Well, well, well. Look who showed up. [Flare Warden can be seen in the background. She is poking her head around the corner watching the exchange. None of the boys notice her.] You should have heeded my warning Dork Shine.
[Flare can be seen pulling out her Smartphone and recording the event.]
Dusk Shine: [trying to reason] You don’t have to do this Glare. Just let it go.
Sunset Glare: [hostile] Let it go? [getting angrier] Let it go! You expect me to just “let this go”?
Dusk Shine: I don’t w
Equestria Boys Part 9: Rainbow Blitz[Next Scene: At the basketball court. Dusk Shine, Scotch, Berry, and Elusive are sitting on the bleacher watching Applejack talk to Rainbow Blitz, who is shooting some hoops.]Equestria Boys Part 9: Rainbow Blitz6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Elusive: Well… They haven’t started fighting. That’s a good sign.
[Applejack and Blitz brohug]
Bubble Berry: [surprised] Brohug! I wasn’t expecting that.
[Having reconciled, Applejack and Blitz approach the other boys.]
Applejack: Somebody, and I think we can all guess who, told Blitz that my charity work had been moved to a different day. Blitz showed up with the entire football team and thought I'd cancelled on him!
Rainbow Blitz: [approaches Dusk holding his basketball] So your that new guy Sunset Glare called out today? [Dusk nods meekly] You sure got a lot of guts to piss him off that much. [spins the basketball on his finger] Don’t get me wrong though, I’m all for sticking it to the guy. [Skillfully rolls the basketball over his shoulde
Daily Logs 10-21-14I. Ugly: Lisery insists Rorin show himselfDaily Logs 10-21-144 days ago in Comedy More Like This
II. Joseph sees how Gyles is faring
Lise: *why must all her friends be separated from her all the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime* *flops around at work until her shift is over, then goes to her quarters and calls Rorin in a video chat from her PADD*
Rorin: *shedding brown scales all over, the changes to his lung stopped and reversed so he doesn't have trouble breathing anymore, instead his teeth are aching since they're turning back to normal and neither that nor nightmares give him enough rest; the restlessness he's felt all week is still there but overlayed by tiredness* *walking around to see what he can help with (because he can't sleep =.= ) when someone approaches him like “Hey, your PADD...?”; so Rorin takes his PADD, notices a-- call...? Is already about to decline it but sees that it's coming from Lise, so he picks up, sound only (because he's looking horrible...)* Hey~ *sounds exhausted, but pleased to hear fr
Golem Partents?Clock Work: *Walking with Tri-Gem to their bed room* Good night my tarts.Golem Partents?4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Clock Work: yes, tarts.
Tri-Gem: Hunny do you think that maybe your golem making is getting out of hand?
Clock Work: No. If it were to really be out of hand- there would be thousands- not 158 of them.
Tri-Gem: *sighs* Maybe we should...
Clock Work: *Stops* Should what?
Tri-Gem: Give them for adoption? *Stops and smiles weakly*
Clock WORK: *Thinks* Not every pony could have a child.... But, Have you seen recently the orphanages?
Tri-Gem: No why? *Begins walking with CW*
Clock Work: Some are completly full and others aren't really good homes.
Tri-Gem: The poor kids!
Clock Work: Ya.. But, You know how the Golems are becoming more aware.
Clock Work: After some training they could become-
Tri-Gem: Are you about to say Parents?
Clock Work: Yes!. Think about it. They live and have no need to eat, sleep nor drink water- so they'll give their resources to the foals and f
TF/Marvel Phase 2: SHIELD FILES Episode 13Location: AsgardTF/Marvel Phase 2: SHIELD FILES Episode 131 week ago in Comedy More Like This
Date: Sometime around the 13th century
Loki heads to the Bifrost Bridge to run an errand for Odin. Just a simple errand really. The trickster god notices his half-brother, Sif and the warriors three returning from their latest adventure. The four notice him and start laughing. expect Sif
What is so funny?
Nothing just… nothing, Mrs. Horse.
Mrs. Horse? Okay you guys are obviously drunk so I’m going to go now.
Now wait just a minute there Lady.
Whatever, I have some questions for you.
Volstagg, don’t start with him, it’ll just make him mad
Make me mad how?
Loki starts getting confused and annoyed.
How were you able to give birth to a full grown, eight legged horse?
What the hel are you talking about?
The other guys laugh, while Sif just sighs in annoyance.
The Midgardians came up with a new myth about you. In this myth you turned yourself in
Daily Logs 10-22-14I. Thirty: Zef makes sure Terrence's birthday isn't as bad as it could beDaily Logs 10-22-143 days ago in Comedy More Like This
II. Naara and Mira are neither in the best of moods
III. Of All People: Molly gives Roca socialization advice...in exchange for a future favor
IV. Kain and Joseph are recovering
Terrence: *is old* *so old* *ancient* *wakes up and stays on his cot despondently, with scaly reddish-brown skin peeling away from his neck and arms* *I am disgusting and I am old*
Zef: *is shedding all over, the small spines he had in his face on his shoulders disappeared; eyes are turning back to normal, he can recognize pale colors, the night vision is gone; isn't hoarse anymore, fever sunk to 101-102°F* *is still exhausted and unwell, but slowly getting better, also his brain stopped feeling "fever-toasted" which makes thinking so much easier... unfortunately he's /still/ absolutely clueless about today and nervous* *after waking up lies still, face in Terry's direction but eyes closed, liste
Jon, Jonny and Jnathan: A ride of your life(Jonathan)"Just hold it in. A few more minutes."Jon, Jonny and Jnathan: A ride of your life5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
(Jon)"Dude don't do it."
(Jonathan)"Come on Jonny try to calm down."
(Jonny)"I....I c...cant its too loud."
(Jonathan)"I told you we shouldn't have gone in line again. He waited for an hour and a half in that agonizing line."
(Jon)" He was fine when we were on the roller-coaster."
(Jonathan)"Yes, but putting him through the torment of a crowded line again."
(Jonny)"Please....make it stop."
(Jonathan)"Shhh. it ok. We wont go on the ride. When the gate opens will run out to the exit."
(Person)"You too scared to go on? Why did you waste our time stepping in?"
(Jonathan)" I'm sorry sir, but its just Jonny can't stand in lines very long. The loud noises and crowded people. Its very unnerving for him."
(Person)"Jonny? Who's he?"
(Jonathan)" He's uh...another side of me. Its hard to explain."
(Person)" Get off me, let me go!"
(Jon)" Watch you tongue or I'll make you swallow it."
(Person)"Whatever man! Let m
My Lucky DayWARNING: Self-insertMy Lucky Day6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
At the end of the rainbow there stands a pot of gold, just waiting to be taken to my home. I approach it quite gingerly in case the leprechaun who owns it is nearby. Just before my fingers touch the shining golden pieces a small man--in a top ha--jumps out from behind the pot. He wears an evil grin and has a long, shaggy mane colored like fire and his hat only allows the tips of his red hair to show.
"Trying to steal my gold, eh?" He spat on the ground before me. "First, you must answer my questions correctly, only then may you take a share of my gold!"
I gave it some thought and figured that some gold is better than none. "Ask your questions, leprechaun."
"First... How much gold do I have?"
"Not too much for me to carry."
The small man was confused at first, then angry. "No! That's not correct!"
And thus I went home with a whole pot gold.
me enamore de un asesino...no estoy loca verdad??CAP.1me enamore de un asesino...no estoy loca verdad??1 week ago in Comedy More Like This
era un dia como cualquiera yo estaba en la escuela pero nunca presto atencion siempre estoy dibujando creepypastas o anime
compañero:que estas haciend_____ (tn)??-dijo planeando algo
____(tn):nada que te importe idiota!!-dije no prestandole atencion y volviendo a lo que hacia
compañero:vamos dejame ver-dijo quitandome mi cuaderno
_____(tn):que?!?.Devuelvemelo!!!-dihe super enojada
compañero:ahi mira si esta dibujando-dijo burlonamente mientras rompia los dibujos-uyyy se va a poner a llora (*rompe mas las hojas y las tira al suelo*)
____ (nota autora: solo voy a poner una linea para no poner todo el rato tn :3) :maldito hijo de puta!!!!-dije aguantandome las ganas de golpearlo ,recojiendo los dibujos rotos y llendome
(despues de clases)
_____:malditos algun dia me las van a pagar-dije caminando a mi casa
en ese momento ____ sintio que alguien estaba atras suyo miro y no habia nadie
____:quien esta ahi?!?!?!-pregunte grita
A balloon drawingYou took a paper from the hat and opened it. There is something drawn on the paper, and it was a balloon. you showed the paper to the girls and then felt slightly uncomfortable as they giggled and grinned. Diane looked at her sister and pointed to you.A balloon drawing6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Pinkie stood up slowly. Suddenly, an excited Diane pushed her to a room while Edelweiss and Marble pulled you to the same room where Pinkie and Diane were heading to。
the door slammed behind you and Pinkie。 You heard her shout。 “YAIIIIIIIII!!!!!" she yelled as you caught her。 the two of you fell on the carpet。the pink-haired girl shivered，muttering，“i'm not a big fan of this。。。”
You are afraid of the darkness around you too。Pinkie cuddled into you like a cat。You hugged her tightly。“so we gonna be stuck here for seven minutes?" she asked.
the curly-haired girl shuddered. "NO! i don't wanna be here." she hugged you
For The First Time In Forever Lyrics!The window is open, so's that doorFor The First Time In Forever Lyrics!5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
I didn't know they did that anymore
Who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates?
For years I've roamed these empty halls
Why have a ballroom with no balls?
Finally they're opening up the gates
There'll be actual real live people
It'll be totally strange
But wow, am I so ready for this change
'Cause for the first time in forever
There'll be music, there'll be light
For the first time in forever
I'll be dancing through the night
Don't know if I'm elated or gassy
But I'm somewhere in that zone
Cause for the first time in forever
I won't be alone
I can't wait to meet everyone! (gasp)
What if I meet... the one?
Tonight imagine me gown and all
Fetchingly draped against the wall
The picture of sophisticated grace
Ooh! I suddenly see him standing there
A beautiful stranger, tall and fair
I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face
But then we laugh and talk all evening,
Which is totally bizarre
Nothing like the life I've lead so far
For the first time in foreve
Jon, Jonny and Jonathan: Cold reward(Jon)"Can we please go back inside? I'm freezing my ass off."Jon, Jonny and Jonathan: Cold reward6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
(Jonathan)"Unfortunately its up to Jonny. He's in control at this moment, because I promised him that for his good behavior at the high school football game."
(Jon)"O, right. Forgot about that."
(Jonathan)"Surprised you remembered any of it. You were very resistant in going to see sisters cheer."
(Jon)"Wasn't looking at them......was looking at the other team. Hehe. love it when some of their skirts were blown up."
(Jonathan)"You irritant sack of testosterone, that's why I couldn't remember much of the game. I asked you to save some of the memories and remind me!"
(Jon)"....Errr, I'll apologies latter. Its way too cold to argue out here."
(Jonathan)"I refute that."
(Jon)"I bet. Jonny! How the hell are you not cold! Hello!"
(Jonathan)"Leave him be. The medication is on its last effects."
(Jon)"Outside, in the back yard, in the freezing f%$@# cold, playing with rocks and sticks."
(Jonathan)"Its a lot better then past activates
The Royal ProposalWARNING: Self-insert.The Royal Proposal6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
The man knocks loudly--three times to be exact. Mistrusting as I am and seeing how I live alone, I never opened the door to a strange man. I went to my bedroom window on the second floor and looked down at the noble man, calling down to him and asking him to identify himself.
"It is I, the king of the seven lands, master of the seas and the bearer of all the riches in the world. All but one; I lack the wealth of a loving and beautiful daughter in law. I asked my son to marry, but he will only have the most modest, beautiful and smart woman; he will settle for nothing less. Will you marry my son, fair lady, daughter of the gods of beauty and fire? Will you give your hand to my only heir and one day take the title of queen? To sit side by side with your ever loving husband who will shower you with riches and minx coats? To dine with us at banquettes most divine?"
I give it little thought and replied quickly and bluntly. "No."