IDFK---IDFK3 days ago in Comedy
Teslo: Alright class, what am I?
Ao: *raises her hand*
Teslo; Yes Ao?
Ao: A little bitch?
Teslo: And I'm saying to this gu-
Kraw: Go on.
Teslo:...I'm telling this guy-
Kraw: Go on, I'm listening,
Teslo:....So I tell this guy-
Kraw: Go on, take your-
Teslo: *slaps him* Bitch, let me speak!
My Waifu ListMy OC BritneyMy Waifu List4 days ago in Comedy
Moka from rosario vampire (pink hair)
Fluttershy from MLP (human version of course)
Lucy from Fairy Tale
Cynthia from Pokemon
Mai from Street Fighter
Chizuru from Kanokon
Panty from Panty and Stocking
Dark Magician Girl From Yu-Gi-Oh
Asuna from Sword Art Online
Sena from Boku wa Tomodachi
Idk why I thought about doing that, just felt like doing something to kill time
Twenty one pilots noobs... When I tell my friend about twenty one pilots:Twenty one pilots noobs... 3 days ago in Comedy
Friend: sometimes silence is violent
Me: Gawd no it's "sometimes quiet is violent!"
Friend: but I thought-
Talk to the hand.
CAARRRRLLLLL (llamas with hats parody)Pete: Caaarrlll you tracked mud all over the carpet!CAARRRRLLLLL (llamas with hats parody)2 days ago in Comedy
Carl: Now that right there is a mess-
Pete: I just had to clean yesterday Carl!
Carl: I'm not responsible for this, I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning!
Pete: They're clearly your paw prints carl-
Carl: *Actin like a smartass* then there is an imposter on the loose!
Pete: They lead directly to you!
Carl: Clue number one, an imposter is a Phantom!
Pete: CARRRLLL stop avoiding-
*a bomb went off that Carl set down earlier and it kills other cats in the area*
Carl: ^^ Happy birthday!
Pete: It's not-please tell me you had nothing to do with this!
Carl: Why don't you blow out your candle?
Pete: *yelling over the flame sounds* You've gone too far this time Carl!
Carl: *puts paw to ear like an idiot * What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city!
Pete: How did you even do this?
Carl: A dollop of fairy dust.
Carl: I ripped the tag off a mattress.
Megaloid shorts 5: It's not fair!(Niksput was laying on his bed reading a comic and Peridot pops out)Megaloid shorts 5: It's not fair!1 day ago in Comedy
Peridot: (Bites niksput)
(Cuts to Peridot lying on her bed and Niksput pops out, he looked angry)
Niksput: (Bites peridot)
Peridot: Ahhh~♥ (Blushes)
(Niksput stoped biteing Peridot as they look at eachother for a while)
Niksput: It's not fair! (Blushes)