38. EvilOkay…um…I'm bored again and don't know what to do. SO WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS! Back the captives….38. Evil19 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
BAD GUY EDITION! *blow out*
Who's all here?
Peter Pan from Once Upon A Time
Gareth and the Governor from The Walking Dead
Deker from Power Rangers (Super) Samurai
Darth Maul from Star Wars
Um. Um. I don't like many villains…
OH! LOKI! From Marvel.
Sabertooth, also from Marvel
Young Magneto, because young Magneto from Marvel
Without further ado… I am trapped with these villains in my room.
Me: Yippeee ki-ay! DARYL BLANKET! *cuddle*
Me: *shoves Gareth away* NOBODY WANTS A CANNIBAL! GO AWAY!
Peter Pan: What's a cannibal?
Me: Seriously, Peter?
Magneto: *sighs* Why must I be surrounded by idiots?
Me: Oh, you've seen nothing yet!
Loki: Do you have any donuts?
Me: I wish.
Loki: DONUTS! DOOOONUUUUTS! DONUTSSS!! GIMME DOOONUUUTS! *Goes on rampage, destroying everything in my room*
Gareth: Why have donuts w
Daily Logs 11-20-14I. Erik and Augie skip stones in the arboretumDaily Logs 11-20-145 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Erik: *is skipping rocks in the arboretum pond*
Augie: *Has a break, yay* *Decides to walk around in the arboretum because it's nice and relaxing and so goes there, winding around peacefully until attracted to the sound of skipping and splooshing rocks*
Erik: *has gotten quite good at this: his rocks skip across the pond, out onto the opposite bank, then once the even dozen is there, he walks around, and skips them back.*
Augie: *Comes around the path to see the pond and oh looky there, the source of the splooshy skippy sounds* *Stands for a moment, just watching, but makes sure she's perfectly visible so that when he moves around he'll eventually catch sight of her and she's not sneaking up on him or anything* *Which also conveniently gives him an opportunity to ignore if he doesn't want to talk, either works*
Erik: *notices her, turns, and flicks a rock across the pond, to land roughly a foot or two to her right* You w
Daily Logs 11-25-14I. Zef meets Leslie's male double and doesn't even realize itDaily Logs 11-25-149 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
II. Lise meets someone who mysteriously has Joe's last name
III. T'Pah meets Fallan
IV. Gyles is awkward even with Brady's male counterpart
Tristan: *just under six feet, slim, and in a doctor's uniform, perched on the back of a couch in a rec room, the king of all he surveys, in all of his glory, from neat uniform to carefully gelled hair that sticks up from his scalp*
Zef: *okay, so people started to pop up... and they don't disappear, which means this problem has to be figured out and solved another way than just... waiting until they go away, which means the “new people” have to be taken care of and that means he can't ignore anyone he doesn't know because it could be one of those “new people”* *but for now there's work; walks through a hallway, carrying a toolbox and two PADDs, eventually reaches the rec room he's headed for and opens the door, looks inside a
A random thing: Bowser Vs. CleverBotA random thing: Bowser Vs. CleverBot22 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
Before you read this random "thing" you need to know only one thing about this: Bowser = User
User: And who are you?
Cleverbot: I am a person.
User: And I'm Mario, but seriously who the **** are you?!
Cleverbot: A person who needs to sleep.
User: Why are you named cleverbot then?
Cleverbot: My name is Michael.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Bowser! Grade A Final Boss!
Cleverbot: Why are you called because?
User: I'm called Bowser, not Because.
User: Because I'm the best Koopa in the world!
Cleverbot: Are you serious? *laughing*.
Cleverbot: Ok! I like your spiffy outfit too.
User: WHAT OUTFIT?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I'm not wearing anything but a shell.
Cleverbot: So why are you going to school?
User: I'm not, besides if I was a puny infant I would be sleeping.
Cleverbot: So why were you sad?
User: I was not sad during this conversation...
Cleverbot: Do you learn from talking to people.
User: OF COURSE!
Cleverbot: Because it's th
Crack fiction of November 24, 2014CRACKFICCrack fiction of November 24, 20141 day ago in Comedy More Like This
It was the night before Hallow's eve, all was still and not even a candy bat made a scree. A sleep over took place in Satan's gingerbread house. Between my friend and I, like two peas in a pod.
We were watching vines.
Then out of the Strawberry Milk Galaxy a magical brony brother appeared in the room.
"Neigh!! Neigh!!" he said majestically, you and your friend stood there dumbfounded.
Then his beautiful sparkly horn started glowing rainbows. Ribbons of rainbows shot out of the tip.
Next thing you know, your friend isn't next to you.
"I have banished your friend to the depths of Ear of Cornicus. She has been very naughty to Santa, saying things like 'Oh he's not real shut up!' or 'Praise Satan, 666 for the win!'. She deserves to be slowly eaten by the Sebastian Michaelis fangirls."
"What will happen to her while she's banished?!" You ask frantically. "Your friend will be banished for eternity and the only things she may consume are donuts". He said in a high pitched but ma
Daily Logs 11-21-14I. Joseph and Zef clear things upDaily Logs 11-21-144 days ago in Comedy More Like This
II. Kelsey and Rein make a wager
Joseph: *has just gotten off-shift and changed into civvies, heading to the mess hall for some dinner*
Zef: *coming from his quarters, carrying a PADD, walking through the same hallway because the mess hall happens to be on the same deck as his quarters* *notices Joe when he walks past him* Hey. *friendly*
Joseph: *notices Zef* Oh, hey. *pause* So...how's it going?
Zef: *slows down* Well. No killer instinct anymore. *coughs, slight smile* It's all gone.
Joseph: *nods* That's good. *pause* Hey, um....
Zef: Mhh? *glances at him; surprised, curious, a bit suspicious; what now?* *it's all gone, really*
Joseph: I kind of...wanted to apologize about...uhm, breaking your eardrums *not really* with the sonic screwdriver when we all first got turned into our costumes.
Zef: *slight frown* Okay. *blinks, pause* Never mind. I attacked you. I mean, Hyde did. *Zef didn't*
Joseph: *small nod* I know. And I'm al