Equestria Boys Part 10: The Fight[Next Scene: It’s Friday morning and the 6 boys are standing around in the cafeteria loading area near the dumpsters waiting for Sunset Glare to arrive.]Equestria Boys Part 10: The Fight1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
Dusk Shine: So is this the place?
Applejack: Yea. The teachers never come back here, so it’s the perfect place for something like this.
Butterscotch: [nervous] Maybe Sunset Glare decided not come after all.
Sunset Glare: [enters around the corner with his lackies] Well, well, well. Look who showed up. [Flare Warden can be seen in the background. She is poking her head around the corner watching the exchange. None of the boys notice her.] You should have heeded my warning Dork Shine.
[Flare can be seen pulling out her Smartphone and recording the event.]
Dusk Shine: [trying to reason] You don’t have to do this Glare. Just let it go.
Sunset Glare: [hostile] Let it go? [getting angrier] Let it go! You expect me to just “let this go”?
Dusk Shine: I don’t w
Equestria Boys Part 9: Rainbow Blitz[Next Scene: At the basketball court. Dusk Shine, Scotch, Berry, and Elusive are sitting on the bleacher watching Applejack talk to Rainbow Blitz, who is shooting some hoops.]Equestria Boys Part 9: Rainbow Blitz1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
Elusive: Well… They haven’t started fighting. That’s a good sign.
[Applejack and Blitz brohug]
Bubble Berry: [surprised] Brohug! I wasn’t expecting that.
[Having reconciled, Applejack and Blitz approach the other boys.]
Applejack: Somebody, and I think we can all guess who, told Blitz that my charity work had been moved to a different day. Blitz showed up with the entire football team and thought I'd cancelled on him!
Rainbow Blitz: [approaches Dusk holding his basketball] So your that new guy Sunset Glare called out today? [Dusk nods meekly] You sure got a lot of guts to piss him off that much. [spins the basketball on his finger] Don’t get me wrong though, I’m all for sticking it to the guy. [Skillfully rolls the basketball over his shoulde
Jon, Jonny and Jonathan: The Dance(Jon)"Dude chill out."Jon, Jonny and Jonathan: The Dance5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
(Jonathan)"Can't you see that I'm going through a phase here."
(Jon)"You mean we."
(Jonathan)"Well in that way yes, but its only effecting me."
(Jon)"Right....well if you try to punch a hole in the wall again. I will strangle you. Well your failed attempts have been hilarious, but it still pisses me off to have a hurting hand everyday."
(Jonny)"You mean us...hehe.....now don't be so feisty. Lets settle this in a more....peaceful way.Hehe"
(Jon)"Great. He's out."
(Jonathan)"Let me talk to him this time. Last time you two fought each other and we woke up out side naked."
(Jonathan)"That's enough out of both of you. Now Jonny. As you may already know. There is a girl me and Jon have been talking about."
(Jonny)"O, really. Hehe. Is she pretty?"
(Jon)"Yes and we have been discussing if we should ask her to the dance."
(Jonny)"We should and I..."
(Jonny)"O, come now. If Jon gets to g
TF/Marvel Phase 2: SHIELD FILES Episode 13Location: AsgardTF/Marvel Phase 2: SHIELD FILES Episode 132 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Date: Sometime around the 13th century
Loki heads to the Bifrost Bridge to run an errand for Odin. Just a simple errand really. The trickster god notices his half-brother, Sif and the warriors three returning from their latest adventure. The four notice him and start laughing. expect Sif
What is so funny?
Nothing just… nothing, Mrs. Horse.
Mrs. Horse? Okay you guys are obviously drunk so I’m going to go now.
Now wait just a minute there Lady.
Whatever, I have some questions for you.
Volstagg, don’t start with him, it’ll just make him mad
Make me mad how?
Loki starts getting confused and annoyed.
How were you able to give birth to a full grown, eight legged horse?
What the hel are you talking about?
The other guys laugh, while Sif just sighs in annoyance.
The Midgardians came up with a new myth about you. In this myth you turned yourself in
[BG] the nurse office is a magical placein which Nobu is a sad kitty and Jakari is nice to him[BG] the nurse office is a magical place6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Nobu: Naomi told him he needed to take care of his wrist and make sure he doesn't move it much, which brought Nobu down so much, he couldn't get himself to leave the bed he was sitting on. How the hell was he gonna play tennis now? The question lingered on his lips, but he kept it for himself since it was rather stupid to ask that. He wasn't gonna play tennis for a week and that was the end of the story, that's what Naomi had said. It was also going to be slightly difficult to write, which annoyed him even more when he realized that. Nobu sighed, as Naomi was printing a form to bring home to his parents. Formalities that were wasting his time. Suddenly though, he heard someone knocking on the door.
Jakari: The odd-eyed cat had to go see where the nurse’s office was. He was told it wasn’t very far from where he was so he decided to drop by and have get some medicine. It was g
Jon, Jonny and Jnathan: A ride of your life(Jonathan)"Just hold it in. A few more minutes."Jon, Jonny and Jnathan: A ride of your life1 hour ago in Comedy More Like This
(Jon)"Dude don't do it."
(Jonathan)"Come on Jonny try to calm down."
(Jonny)"I....I c...cant its too loud."
(Jonathan)"I told you we shouldn't have gone in line again. He waited for an hour and a half in that agonizing line."
(Jon)" He was fine when we were on the roller-coaster."
(Jonathan)"Yes, but putting him through the torment of a crowded line again."
(Jonny)"Please....make it stop."
(Jonathan)"Shhh. it ok. We wont go on the ride. When the gate opens will run out to the exit."
(Person)"You too scared to go on? Why did you waste our time stepping in?"
(Jonathan)" I'm sorry sir, but its just Jonny can't stand in lines very long. The loud noises and crowded people. Its very unnerving for him."
(Person)"Jonny? Who's he?"
(Jonathan)" He's uh...another side of me. Its hard to explain."
(Person)" Get off me, let me go!"
(Jon)" Watch you tongue or I'll make you swallow it."
(Person)"Whatever man! Let m
My Lucky DayWARNING: Self-insertMy Lucky Day1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
At the end of the rainbow there stands a pot of gold, just waiting to be taken to my home. I approach it quite gingerly in case the leprechaun who owns it is nearby. Just before my fingers touch the shining golden pieces a small man--in a top ha--jumps out from behind the pot. He wears an evil grin and has a long, shaggy mane colored like fire and his hat only allows the tips of his red hair to show.
"Trying to steal my gold, eh?" He spat on the ground before me. "First, you must answer my questions correctly, only then may you take a share of my gold!"
I gave it some thought and figured that some gold is better than none. "Ask your questions, leprechaun."
"First... How much gold do I have?"
"Not too much for me to carry."
The small man was confused at first, then angry. "No! That's not correct!"
And thus I went home with a whole pot gold.
RP LOG: Albus and Piper's First MeetingAlbus: *passes by Piper in the hallway*RP LOG: Albus and Piper's First Meeting1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
Piper: *Proceeds to trip over his robes- Why hello ground how are you today?* Ooff! That's the third time today D| Look ground I like you an all- but this isn't gonna work =3=
Albus: Are you okay? *he rushed towards the... well Albus honestly didn't what gender this Hufflepuff was. He had the bystander's concern, which reduced to hearing the Badger's conversation with the floor*
Piper: *Glances up as he's called to- looking through his mess of hair* Oh, yeah, I'm fine! It happens all of the time =v=; I need to get my robes shortened. *just sort of pushes himself up to a sitting position- he can talk with the floor if he wants to... As long as it doesn't talk back-*
Albus: It's been a long time you've been postponing the shortening of of your robes then... *smiles apologetically as a way to convey empathy to the Hufflepuff whom he had yet to determine the gender* ... I'm sure there's a spell that could to the trick in a heartbeat.
Piper: *gives a
me enamore de un asesino...no estoy loca verdad??CAP.1me enamore de un asesino...no estoy loca verdad??2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
era un dia como cualquiera yo estaba en la escuela pero nunca presto atencion siempre estoy dibujando creepypastas o anime
compañero:que estas haciend_____ (tn)??-dijo planeando algo
____(tn):nada que te importe idiota!!-dije no prestandole atencion y volviendo a lo que hacia
compañero:vamos dejame ver-dijo quitandome mi cuaderno
_____(tn):que?!?.Devuelvemelo!!!-dihe super enojada
compañero:ahi mira si esta dibujando-dijo burlonamente mientras rompia los dibujos-uyyy se va a poner a llora (*rompe mas las hojas y las tira al suelo*)
____ (nota autora: solo voy a poner una linea para no poner todo el rato tn :3) :maldito hijo de puta!!!!-dije aguantandome las ganas de golpearlo ,recojiendo los dibujos rotos y llendome
(despues de clases)
_____:malditos algun dia me las van a pagar-dije caminando a mi casa
en ese momento ____ sintio que alguien estaba atras suyo miro y no habia nadie
____:quien esta ahi?!?!?!-pregunte grita
Jon, Jonny and Jonathan: Cold reward(Jon)"Can we please go back inside. I'm freezing my ass off."Jon, Jonny and Jonathan: Cold reward1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
(Jonathan)"Unfortunately its up to Jonny. He's in control at this moment, because I promised him that for his good behavior at the high school football game."
(Jon)"O, right. Forgot about that."
(Jonathan)"Surprised you remembered any of it. You were very resistant in going to see sisters cheer."
(Jon)"Wasn't looking at them......was looking at the other team. Hehe. love it when some of their skirts were blown up."
(Jonathan)"You irritant sack of testosterone, that's why I couldn't remember much of the game. I asked you to save some of the memories and remind me!"
(Jon)"....Errr, I'll apologies latter. Its way too cold to argue out here."
(Jonathan)"I refute that."
(Jon)"I bet. Jonny! How the hell are you not cold! Hello!"
(Jonathan)"Leave him be. The medication is on its last effects."
(Jon)"Outside, in the back yard, in the freezing f%$@# cold, playing with rocks and sticks."
(Jonathan)"Its a lot better then past activates
The Royal ProposalWARNING: Self-insert.The Royal Proposal1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
The man knocks loudly--three times to be exact. Mistrusting as I am and seeing how I live alone, I never opened the door to a strange man. I went to my bedroom window on the second floor and looked down at the noble man, calling down to him and asking him to identify himself.
"It is I, the king of the seven lands, master of the seas and the bearer of all the riches in the world. All but one; I lack the wealth of a loving and beautiful daughter in law. I asked my son to marry, but he will only have the most modest, beautiful and smart woman; he will settle for nothing less. Will you marry my son, fair lady, daughter of the gods of beauty and fire? Will you give your hand to my only heir and one day take the title of queen? To sit side by side with your ever loving husband who will shower you with riches and minx coats? To dine with us at banquettes most divine?"
I give it little thought and replied quickly and bluntly. "No."
A balloon drawingYou took a paper from the hat and opened it. There is something drawn on the paper, and it was a balloon. you showed the paper to the girls and then felt slightly uncomfortable as they giggled and grinned. Diane looked at her sister and pointed to you.A balloon drawing1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
Pinkie stood up slowly. Suddenly, an excited Diane pushed her to a room while Edelweiss and Marble pulled you to the same room where Pinkie and Diane were heading to。
the door slammed behind you and Pinkie。 You heard her shout。 “YAIIIIIIIII!!!!!" she yelled as you caught her。 the two of you fell on the carpet。the pink-haired girl shivered，muttering，“i'm not a big fan of this。。。”
You are afraid of the darkness around you too。Pinkie cuddled into you like a cat。You hugged her tightly。“so we gonna be stuck here for seven minutes?" she asked.
the curly-haired girl shuddered. "NO! i don't wanna be here." she hugged you
What My 3 Year Old Niece SaidMy cousin came over on Monday to play video games all day. And so, my niece came over a bit too and she asked my cousin,What My 3 Year Old Niece Said4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Ella (Niece): How do you like my shirt?
Cousin: Oh it's nice, it have Disney characters on it
Ella: I can't understand you when you speak Spanish! All I hear is nonsense!
We both burst into laughter
Jon, Jonny and Jonathan: Game time(Jonny)"Jump."Jon, Jonny and Jonathan: Game time3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
(Jonny)"Jump. Your going to miss the plat form."
(Jon)"I said shut up."
(Jonny)"HAhaha. You missed it. Hehe"
(Jon)F%$#> If you weren't shouting in my ear."
(Jonny)"I said jump."
(Jon)"And I said shut up!"
(Jonathan)"Music to my ears of your bickering. I don't see the importants of us playing at the moment. We need to finish the essay,"
(Jon)"It is finished."
(Jonathan)"It has not been proof read."
(Jon)"You typed it. So it has been read. F@#%*."
(Jon)"Character is a complete idiot."
(Jonathan)"Its a game. Relax. The character is controlled by you. Not like he's out to get you."
(Jonny)"Speak of the devil."
(Little Sister)"When is going to be my turn? You have played all day...."
(Jonathan)"Dearie, the timer has not gone off yet. Mom said we each get an hour."
(Little Sister)"That's too long...."
(Jonathan)"Be nice. I'm starting to wish the timer would go off."
Jon, Jonny and Jonathan: Hollween(Jon)"Its just a party."Jon, Jonny and Jonathan: Hollween4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
(Jonathan)"Last time, you got drunk and left me and Jonny picking up the pieces."
(Jonny)"Migraine for weeks. Even with the medication."
(Jon)"That was some party. I'm surprised you didn't like it."
(Jonathan)"What? Provocative formal with perverted and drunk party guests. We wont be dressing in such a fashion. Here look. These costumes are more appropriate."
(Jon)"I meant Jonny."
(Jonny)"Social interaction. I'm more of a hermit then you are."
(Jonathan)"The last thing we need is Jonny out and open."
(Jon)"But we're be in costume. Hello. Halloween. Doesn't this ring a f%$# bell?"
(Jonny)"Not brass bells. He means his brass..."
(Jonathan)"We are not going to a party and we are not going to do any of that stuff. Its a traditional holiday meme to dress up and go trick or treating."
(Jon)"Boring as sh%$@#."
(Jonny)"Better then waking up on a curb."
(Jon)"It was only one drink."
(Jonathan)"That's all it takes."
[BG] smartass 1 and smartass 2Video games are not the only thing you can pre-order[BG] smartass 1 and smartass 26 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Souma: If everyday was a chapter of a novel, this one would have started with something close to- ‘it was a damp chilly day...’. Souma had been sitting in his register for a few hours, but there were not so many customers today. Probably because of the weather… he wondered as he rested his head against his elbow. He stared at few middle school students who had made themselves comfortable on the floor in the manga section, then turned his glance to a creepy middle-aged man who’s been wandering around in the erotica section for a good 10 minutes now. His ears twitched to a sound of a chime when someone came into the shop. He smiled his someone-from-the-register smile at the customer who just walked in.
Nobu: He looked up, the sky had been showing signs of rain since he woke up, but it was now getting darker and the clouds were gathering together. Luckily for him, he wa
Jon, Jonny, and Jonathan: Camping day(Jonathan)"Marshmallow's almost done."Jon, Jonny, and Jonathan: Camping day4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
(Jonny)"Disgusting candy sister bought at the liquor store. Use the dark chocolate. Better brand too."
(Jon)"When the hell did you care about quality?"
(Jonny)"Since you decided to add excrement to a s'more."
(Jon)"Its not sh@#*>. It taste better."
(Jonny)"Your mouth must be filled with the stuff, because the way you talk waaa!"
(Jonathan)"Will you two settle down. We're sitting three feet away form the fire!"
(Jonny)"He started it."
(Jonathan)"I'm ending it. Seems like you two once again cannot communicate peacefuly or more importantly, properly. I am using the store bought chocolate."
(Jon)"Whatever. Don't care for the sh@#$ anymore."
(Jonathan)"Will you watch you profanity. We are in a public area."
(Jonathan)"Going to listen now."
(Jon)"Alright! I'll stop."
(Jonny)"Hahahehehe. I can't believe you did that. Put your hand in the fire."
(Jonathan)"He forced my hand."
Jon, Jonny, and Jonathan: Shower of a drink(Jonathan)"........AAHh! Why are we out side......at night....naked and......and wet!? Jonny!"Jon, Jonny, and Jonathan: Shower of a drink4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
(Jonny)"It wasn't me. Errr migraine coming. Ahh it was Jon."
(Jonathan)"Jon? How? I cant remember anything!"
(Jonny)"Because Jon took a shot of whisky when you weren't looking."
(Jonathan)"Whisky? How did I miss that? I remember getting ready to take a shower and now...outside!"
(Jonny)"During the shower. He slipped out and took one."
(Jonathan)"Why didn't you stop him! Huh! Its freezing out here!"
(Jonny)" I tried, but the idiot already had it in his mouth."
(Jonathan)" Jon! Jon!"
(Jonny)" He's out. I managed to send most of the effects to him. Don't ask how. It was not fun."
(Jonathan)"Deal with him later. No ones awake yet. The hall is empty. Hopefully no on saw us outside. It was the backyard, but the neighbors never seem to sleep. Huh. Did we at least finish the shower?"
(Jonny)"Hairs done, body's close enough, but we didn't get the face wash yet."
(Jonathan)"Do it in the mourning."
A Corny JokeIf i had a ear for every corny joke i could make.A Corny Joke1 week ago in Comedy More Like This
i'd finally be able to say i gave the world a Ear full of Corn!
For The First Time In Forever Lyrics!The window is open, so's that doorFor The First Time In Forever Lyrics!11 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
I didn't know they did that anymore
Who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates?
For years I've roamed these empty halls
Why have a ballroom with no balls?
Finally they're opening up the gates
There'll be actual real live people
It'll be totally strange
But wow, am I so ready for this change
'Cause for the first time in forever
There'll be music, there'll be light
For the first time in forever
I'll be dancing through the night
Don't know if I'm elated or gassy
But I'm somewhere in that zone
Cause for the first time in forever
I won't be alone
I can't wait to meet everyone! (gasp)
What if I meet... the one?
Tonight imagine me gown and all
Fetchingly draped against the wall
The picture of sophisticated grace
Ooh! I suddenly see him standing there
A beautiful stranger, tall and fair
I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face
But then we laugh and talk all evening,
Which is totally bizarre
Nothing like the life I've lead so far
For the first time in foreve