A Day in the Life of a Very Pregnant Man12:AMA Day in the Life of a Very Pregnant Man3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Mmmmm… finally. Everything’s in the perfect position. Good room temperature of 70 degrees, shifting to the side ever so slowly… falling asleep aaaaaaand….. I have to pee.
Okay, taken care of. Damn overactive bladder. Now where was I, oh yes… Yeah, roll over, grab that pillow. That damn thing saves your life. Now put it riiiiight between the legs, under the belly, and we’re good…..
What the. Why, children, are you choosing NOW of all times to start a gymnastics routine. Ow, fuck! That was my rib!
First it was one, now the other one is awake too. Feels like Scorpion and Sub Zero battling it out. Just try to ignore it… focus on something else. Start thinking about sheep, or guns, or how you wont be getting any sleep in just a few more days….
Hate everything. Hate life. Hate pregnancy. Hate everyone. Fuck you. Fuck you, Angel!
Fuck it, I’ll go get something to eat
How the Heichou stole Christmas.How the Heichou stole Christmas.5 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
This is the story of how the heichou stole Christmas.
Twas the night before Christmas and all throughout the regiment,
Not a single sound was to be heard, Not even a single snore.
The angry Heichou hated this time of year. Always having to be happy and seeing cheer.
He didn't want it to happen this time, No, He wanted it be gone. So he had to commit a crime..
The heichou got up from his chair and walked out the narrator- Wait what?
"Stop it." Heichou said loudly.
"Shut your fucking face right now. and go to fucking sleep before I throw you into the chimney." He said with a growl.
"STOP NARRATING ME!"
Okay okay.. Douche bag.. -3-
Theatre!The Characters:Theatre!2 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
Dominique: An actor who plays the role of ‘Hero.’
Elizabeth: An actor who plays the role of ‘Villain.’
Jerilyn: An actor who plays the role of ‘Sidekick.’
Spectators 1+2: People watching the play.
Stage Manager: Someone who only speaks in stage directions
Writer: The writer of The Play.
Director: The director of The Play.
Reporter/Delivery Man: Brief one-off characters, tripled with Stage Manager
Director and Writer should be double-cast: use a simple costume difference to distinguish. Reporter/Delivery Man and Stage Manager should also be double cast; the costuming should be quite distinct between the characters, however, since it should not be perceived by the audience that Stage Manager is breaking his rule about only speaking in stage directions.
In the original production, the show’s lighting designer also operated a follow-spot during the shows, so when Stage Manager made a “witty joke at t
[WhatTheF**k] What the hell, Dad?*D3 is eating breakfast while watching MunchingBrotato's videos and their father is watching them.*[WhatTheF**k] What the hell, Dad?5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
[Tyler is yelling]
Dad: what are you watching?
D3: A video
Dad: Is he gay?
D3: No....I don't think so (this was a joke)
Dad: why don't you ask him?
D3: I don't know him!!!
Dad: aren't you watching a livestream?
Not 100% accurate but this did happen.
My dad will never understand the Internet.
FoH RP Log: Mountain Tag Aurora: -the Keaton, in her feral form, scaled along the rocks of the mountain playfully, jumping up onto tall ones before ducking low to flat ones, all the while staying near the path along the edge of the mountain- Dawn come on! -she said, happily dodging her sister's movements. it was a game of tag today-FoH RP Log: Mountain Tag 4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Richic: Okay...What the f*** is the Bard doing in the mountain regions? I mean their might be a path or slightly forms of one, but still. Guess some rumors in town by very good patrons known as Arseholes tell him about a mighty musical instrument...yet What the F*** am i doing here?!" He asked himself, treading ever so careful down the path, and by that he means clinging to the mountain side for his dear life.
Sora: The zora was reaching the mountain. It was one of the first time he was exploring such a place... And completely unusual for a zora but Sora was curious. At some point he decided to sat down on a rock and take a break,