The Man and the Elephant SuitGuy trying to sell it.The Man and the Elephant Suit4 days ago in Comedy
Guy acts like he is buying drugs, actually is an elephant costume
“Hey, hey man, you uh... you got the stuff?” “What stuff?” “You know, the fun stuff, makes kids laugh.” “Uh... sir, I may need to call the cops on you.” “No no no, not that stuff, who even does that. No, I want... an elephant.” “Do I look like I catch elephants to you sir? Try the animal shelter down the street.” “No no no, I want an elephant suit man, an elephant SUIT!” “Whoa, I don't turn elephants into suits... I know they do that to crocodiles and such but elephants?” “You don't understand, I want an elephant costume for this party I am going to.” “Try the costume store on 2nd street.” “K, thanks man.”
OW Assignment II: LIN 101 - 'Puffball Sun' [RP]So here he was. Somehow he'd navigated his way alone to where this... RNLC met. Apparently Carina, one of his classmates, was a part of it? As such, this would be a likely place he would run into her. Avery stood in front of the door, hesitantly looking at the sign that hung on the door in Paris' writing and decorated with hearts the colors of "the members" was it? Why was Cal in this club again...? No matter, as Avery hoped Carina was in here, and willing to work on the assignment together. They worked well the previous assignment, after all, so maybe they could this time?OW Assignment II: LIN 101 - 'Puffball Sun' [RP]4 days ago in Comedy
Though the door may have indicated the RNLC room was a happy little get away for some of the students of Otherworlde sometimes it was quite the opposite. The room at this moment in time looked like quite the bomb site, books scattered everywhere and more that a few sweet packets littered the floor. This was the result of one of the club's more lively debates over a new novel they had decided to read togeth
I CAN'T STOP SINGING (asdfmovie 9): MLP/EQG playNinja Bro (singing): It's a lovely day to walk down the road and if I never stop singing will explode...I CAN'T STOP SINGING (asdfmovie 9): MLP/EQG play5 days ago in Comedy
Flash Sentry: Hi Ninja Bro!
Ninja Bro: What have you done?
(Ninja Bro explodes)
You can do that...or can you?NOTE:THIS IS FIRST PERSON POINT OF VIEW.ENJOY!You can do that...or can you?4 days ago in Comedy
Characters: You,Your sibling,Your arch nemesis
Your Sibling: What are you doing?
You: I’m gonna see if I could throw this rock far far away.
Your Sibling: You can’t throw things far away.
You: Oh yeah! Watch this! (throws rocks as hard as you can and it went flying straight.)
Your Sibling: Wow.
Your Sibling: I’m impressed.
Your Sibling: But one question.
You Sibling: Where did that rock go?
You: I don’t know.
(In the Beach)
Your Arch Nemesis: (sitting in the chair) Ah! What a relaxing day. No school. No annoying little sister. And the best part…..No pesky little idiot girl that is gonna bother me. And besides what could go wrong?
(Rock lands on her head)
Your Arch Nemesis: Ow! My head! (Looks down to realize it was a rock.) ALL RIGHT! WHO THREW A ROCK AT ME?
Nora - HGS - Vaulting used to be funEleanora JonesNora - HGS - Vaulting used to be fun5 days ago in Comedy
Somewhere in the middle of nowhere
10 am | Winter | 1 year before the fall of Copperhead Creek
Nora's been called to join a scavenging party where she meets a fellow Outlaw she might one day call friend, and makes an unwanted discovery of sorts.
The day had started early and cold. Winds had rolled in bringing down a fresh layer of snow, the blanket of white across Copperhead Creek now creeping towards the knees of a certain Outlaw. Who may or may not be cursing with each step she took. Snow crunched under her boots as she went, arms folded across her chest and a puff of warm air from her lungs circling in front of her face. The Outlaw leaders had called for yet another scavenger hunt and Nora had been assigned to the morning outing. She had obviously not been pleased, but she wasn’t one to argue. Not with the big dogs anyway. Still, Nora regretted not putting up even just a little bit of a fuss, especially when the group turned into the cold wind
Project Rainbow Kitty SkittleRainbow Kitty SkittlesProject Rainbow Kitty Skittle4 days ago in Comedy
by Conner Faller
STEVE the Bonsai Tree
Hobo Bobo the Dark Oak
Moo the Yellow Bird
Introduction of Director's choice or whatever
(Enter STEVE from the left with a boom box or radio. Stands in the middle, puts it down. and turns to the audience. After a 10 second pause, he quickly pushes an on button playing the YMCA song and break dances.)
STEVE: “I love doing my tree thing!”
(Enter Hobo Bobo with an evil tune)
Hobo Bobo: “It is I, Hobo Bobo, and I, shall defeat all break dancing with my most evil plan!”
STEVE: “What is it Bobo Mojo?”
H.B. “That's Hobo Bobo! And I-”
(He holds up a paper with his plans which are actually just scribbles on paper)
H.B. “I will ban all dancing from Russia!”
STEVE: “But we don't live in Russia, this here's 'merica!”
(H.B. looks back to where he entered).
H.B. “Can I get a pen over here!?”
(Moo enters carrying a pen and fl