Tera's Valentine (TF story/Gift from Robin)The smell of breakfast cooking. The savory tinge of bacon and the lighter scent of frying eggs. That's what Robin woke up to, lifting all three heads lazily out of bed. As much as he would rather have slept in for a few more hours, he had some work to do... Today was valentine's day, and he STILL hadn't figured out what exactly he was going to give his wife, Tera.Tera's Valentine (TF story/Gift from Robin)9 hours ago in Comedy
'Now, where do I begin...' he thought to himself. 'I can't be too obvious, or she'll figure it out after too long. I can't be too secretive or she'll get suspicious. And how would I test out all these ideas, anyway?'
His thoughts were interrupted by the smell of breakfast yet again.
'Well... It certainly can't hurt to have something to eat before the work begins.' And with that, he rose from his bed and walked off downstairs through the mansion's halls, passing by painted landscapes and fantastic framed scenery, suits of old styled armor meticulously maintained, odds and ends placed on plaques, and the odd modified gramophone
BTh x Shifty Fire Episode 1:The meetingBTh: I can't wait to meet my new room-mate!I'm sure she can't wait to meet me too!Why can't this blimp go any faster?!Oh,I'm here already...Glad nobody heard that!*gets off the blimp*BTh x Shifty Fire Episode 1:The meeting10 hours ago in Comedy
What block was it again?Hhhmmm...I think it's block 2.*runs past block 1 and arrives at block 2*Whoah!This is where I'm suppose to live from now on!It's even got my name on the gate,and Shifty Fire?That must be my room-mate.
*gate opens automatically*
BTh: *takes a deep breath*Hello new fancy life!*enters*Even the frontyard is big!Twelve people can camp out here separately.*opens the front door*WOW!!!This place is fantastic!The living room is so big!*goes to the second floor*So many rooms!*wanders around*Whoah this is so perfe-
*BTh and Shifty bumps to the other*
BTh: Ouch!Wait,who are you?
Shifty: That's suppose to be my line!Why are you wandering in this mansion?
BTh: Wandering?I live here now!
Shifty: So do I!Wait,did you say that you live here now?
BTh: Duh!Wait,so do you?
Shifty: Yeah,but does that m
Greetings, welcome, hello, etc.Hullo, humans! I have no idea what I'm doing! Yay! Oh, right. Saying hallo.Greetings, welcome, hello, etc.1 day ago in Comedy
I apologize for my stupidity. I am completely insane. Literally. 🐲 Sweet! Dragon emoji!
Anyway... I shall continue craziness. My name's Ellock, not weird, right? My favourite colour is yellow! I also love fandoms. My fandoms are my amusement.
I know I sound weird, but I am! Ha! Yeah... Fandoms? Yes! Back to that! Time for fandoms!
So... Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Twilight, The Hobbit, Sonic the Hedgehog, Harry Potter, etc. OMGZ MY BROTHER JUST HIT MY DOOR! Ignore that last one. Also, Ninth Doctor, I call him Nine, is my bae. My Doctor!
Always remember this, John Watson is a hedgehog. Laterz!
Mockery and Jaggery: 2016 Presidential ElectionsIt is the night before the election results are declared. Trump, being over-confident and assured of his victory, threw a taunting party for those candidates he thought were ‘fairly competitive’ in the battle he will win the next day. He also invites Obama, in an attempt to humiliate him before he leaves his office for his foe. The invited people included Hillary Clinton, Ben Carson, Ted Cruz, and Barack Obama. Bernie Sanders could not attend as he became a victim of old-age illness after a hard campaign. Soon they get drunk (except Ben, of course, as he doesn’t want to embarrass the God with any stupid activities), and relax on the couch, trying to conclude who will win the elections.Mockery and Jaggery: 2016 Presidential Elections1 day ago in Comedy
(T- Trump, H- Hillary, O- Obama, S- Sanders, C- Cruz, B- Ben)
T: Everything is wrong! I will ban everything! We as a nation are not the best anymore! Our current President is probably the worst leader ever! He has made America a laughing stock in the world.
O (chuckles): Look who’