A Day in the Life of a Very Pregnant Man12:AMA Day in the Life of a Very Pregnant Man1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
Mmmmm… finally. Everything’s in the perfect position. Good room temperature of 70 degrees, shifting to the side ever so slowly… falling asleep aaaaaaand….. I have to pee.
Okay, taken care of. Damn overactive bladder. Now where was I, oh yes… Yeah, roll over, grab that pillow. That damn thing saves your life. Now put it riiiiight between the legs, under the belly, and we’re good…..
What the. Why, children, are you choosing NOW of all times to start a gymnastics routine. Ow, fuck! That was my rib!
First it was one, now the other one is awake too. Feels like Scorpion and Sub Zero battling it out. Just try to ignore it… focus on something else. Start thinking about sheep, or guns, or how you wont be getting any sleep in just a few more days….
Hate everything. Hate life. Hate pregnancy. Hate everyone. Fuck you. Fuck you, Angel!
Fuck it, I’ll go get something to eat
FoH RP Log: Mountain Tag Aurora: -the Keaton, in her feral form, scaled along the rocks of the mountain playfully, jumping up onto tall ones before ducking low to flat ones, all the while staying near the path along the edge of the mountain- Dawn come on! -she said, happily dodging her sister's movements. it was a game of tag today-FoH RP Log: Mountain Tag 2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Richic: Okay...What the f*** is the Bard doing in the mountain regions? I mean their might be a path or slightly forms of one, but still. Guess some rumors in town by very good patrons known as Arseholes tell him about a mighty musical instrument...yet What the F*** am i doing here?!" He asked himself, treading ever so careful down the path, and by that he means clinging to the mountain side for his dear life.
Sora: The zora was reaching the mountain. It was one of the first time he was exploring such a place... And completely unusual for a zora but Sora was curious. At some point he decided to sat down on a rock and take a break,