A Day in the Life of a Very Pregnant Man12:AMA Day in the Life of a Very Pregnant Man7 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
Mmmmm… finally. Everything’s in the perfect position. Good room temperature of 70 degrees, shifting to the side ever so slowly… falling asleep aaaaaaand….. I have to pee.
Okay, taken care of. Damn overactive bladder. Now where was I, oh yes… Yeah, roll over, grab that pillow. That damn thing saves your life. Now put it riiiiight between the legs, under the belly, and we’re good…..
What the. Why, children, are you choosing NOW of all times to start a gymnastics routine. Ow, fuck! That was my rib!
First it was one, now the other one is awake too. Feels like Scorpion and Sub Zero battling it out. Just try to ignore it… focus on something else. Start thinking about sheep, or guns, or how you wont be getting any sleep in just a few more days….
Hate everything. Hate life. Hate pregnancy. Hate everyone. Fuck you. Fuck you, Angel!
Fuck it, I’ll go get something to eat