Sh*t Snake SaysBased off of Solid Snake from Late Night with Cry and RussSh*t Snake Says2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"Hey, why do I have to be the pink one?"
"Goddamn it, Ghost."
"So Jund...is she still in your basement, tied up?"
Jund: Naw, I untied her...give her a sense of freedom, you know?
"Holy shit...you're pretty good."
"I'll get my coat."
"Did you use that guide I sent you?"
"I step away for two minutes to get Oreos and this is what I come back to."
"Really," (Cry) I said. "Besides, I don't even know Joel, and he's going out with...Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch."
Ru$$Money: I never thought...I would get to hear Solid Snake say that.
"Because Jund is a dick."
"That's grammatically incorrect."
"I'll be damned if Peppy is the last one standing."
"It's time to be sassy."
"...well let's just say he walked into the room, three minutes later we heard a scream, next thing we knew he ran o
Metal Gear SolidMetal Gear Solid8 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
METAL GEAR SOLID
EXT. SKY OVER HIMALAYAS - TWILIGHT - NIGHT
A semi-futuristic transport plane streaks high over the
mountains at a very fast speed. We see it from many
angles, especially the decal on the tail that reads
FOX-HOUND with a fox holding a combat knife in its teeth.
Soul Eater Untold: Episode 6Soul Eater UntoldSoul Eater Untold: Episode 64 years ago in Comedy More Like This
-Episode 6: A Snake's Screaming Good Time
-Kid: Ah my first day.
-Soul and Black Star: Die!
-Soul and Black Star: Ow!
And now Italy!
In some city in Italy at night, a cloaked and barefoot lady is riding on a broom.
Moon: Hey baby, what's your name?
Lady: . Go on and eat.
Moon: Playing hard to get, huh?
Lady: Eat everyone you see. Eat them all.
Weird Al's voice: EAT IIIIT! EAT IIIIT! GET YOURSELF AN EGG AND BEAT IT!
Lady: And kill whoever's singing, as well.
RAGNAROK uses ScreechAlpha! Critical hit! It's not very effective
SPIRIT uses FurySwipes! *Swipe* *Swipe* *Swipe* *Swipe*
RAGNAROK - 80/120
SPIRIT - 260/300
What will you do?
SPIRIT uses ExtremeSpeed! It's not very effective
RAGNAROK uses Slash! It's super effective!
RAGNAROK - 50/120
SPIRIT - 200/300
What will you d
Gamerzone RPG LinesSmack Jeeves:Gamerzone RPG Lines4 years ago in Drama More Like This
- "Silence, nonbeliever!"
- "I'm bored."
Shadow Moses Island: (Boss quotes)
- (battle beginning) "Have at you!"
- (when defeated) "SNAAAAKE!"
- "You can't stop Outer Heaven!"
- (battle beginning) "Draw!"
- "I love to reload during battle..."
- (after he refills gun) "I'm alive again."
- (when defeated) "You're pretty good.
- "WHAT THE-?!"
- "This is the best gun there is."
- (battle beginning) "You doubt my power?!"
- (if mind can be read) "I can read you like an open book."
- (if mind can't be read) "I cannot read you!!"
- "I am the true master of psychokinesis!"
Metal Gear Solid RL Preview It is a calm, clear day in Las Vegas. Around 3:00 p.m. However, all is not well. True, this is Sin City, but not just because of that. The very fate of the United States could be at stake. And there's only one person who can stop this. Not Superman, not Chuck Norris' mom, not even Chuck Norris. The only person who can save us is...Metal Gear Solid RL Preview5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Snake starts out his mission in the backyard of an apparently common house. After climbing the wall to get inside, Snake takes cover behind a nearby tree and equips his Codec. He calls the frequency 141.52.
Snake: "Otacon, I've reached the starting point."
Otacon: "Good job, Snake."
S: "Before I start this thing, I have to ask you something."
O: "Sure, what is it?"
S: "What's up with my equipment? My sneaking suit looks a little impractical, and my tranq. gun...it's not exactly inconspicuous."
O: "Well, due to the current economy, budget cuts can be murder, which explains your suit.
Once Upon a PixelOnce upon a time, there was a soldier whose code name was Solid Snake.Once Upon a Pixel9 months ago in Comedy More Like This
He was the strongest and best soldier from the United States.
One day, a group of terrorists took over an island in Alaska called Shadow Moses.
They threatened to blow up the country with a very large missile.
After the Colonel told Snake about his mission, he swam to Shadow Moses and snuck inside the base that the terrorists had taken over.
He climbed through an air-duct to get to the first prisoner; the Darpa Chief. The Darpa Chief told Snake about a powerful robot was being kept somewhere on the island. This robot was called Metal Gear Rex, and the terrorists plan to use it for evil, then the Darpa Chief died.
A woman named Meryl helps Snake get out of the jail cell he had snuck into. She was the niece of his Colonel, and she had a nice butt.
A mean old man named Revolver Ocelot came to try and stop Snake. But before he could shoot his gun, a very nice man in stealth camouflage cut off Oce
ZA-BOR, King of Fang and Claw. Chapter VIIEnd of an age, and a new beginning.ZA-BOR, King of Fang and Claw. Chapter VII8 months ago in Drama More Like This
SSBB Eine KleineSSBB - Eine KleineSSBB Eine Kleine4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
~~Singers: Lucario, Wario, Wolf, Fox, Falco, Snake, Peach, Pit Samus~~
~~Show: Total Drama World Tour~~
-I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING USED IN THIS ENTRY!-
-ALL COPYRIGHT BELONGS TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS!-
Lucario: Keep it down
So I can win the loot!
Wario: Try I will,
But I still gotta fart
Wolf: Toot on, but you're still outta luck
You suck the lemon chuck!
Fox: Wait till you're voted out
For being such a lout!
Falco: I'll dance a jig when Chris
Shoves you out the plane!
Snake: When you, dont hold back and lead the pack
Truely there is nothing stopping
You, You, you!
Peach: Swim-ming in your eyes, its butterflies!
And suddenly there's nothing I can't do!
Something's itching in my brain!
Someone's back in the game!
My former flame!
And Samus's your name!
*Samus points at herself*
Pit: You're Samus just the same!
Oh Samus, Samus, Samus, Samus
Back you came!
Samus: You remember me?
*Pit nods* A-ha!
Singing the Life: Script 2missfluffy100: RawrSinging the Life: Script 25 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
missfluffy100: Let's rescue that nerd
Pookie776: ...I don't think I've ever had a conversation start that way. xD
missfluffy100: you've never had a friend like moi -u-
Pookie776: so very true.
missfluffy100: Happy Valentines Day
missfluffy100: and stuff
Pookie776: oh yes. Happy V-day to you too.
missfluffy100: How'd you spend the day?
missfluffy100: http://news.aol.com/article/valentine-ox/210953 and ox with a heart
Pookie776: holy crap.
missfluffy100: never seen a bovine like that?
Pookie776: (also, I spent the day as per usual...eating, drawing, etc. not really big on the holiday, haha. what about you?)
missfluffy100: i went shopping with my parental units
missfluffy100: got a million things
missfluffy100: including socks
Pookie776: O: socks
missfluffy100: I never seem to have enough of them
Pookie776: ...where do they go?
missfluffy100: I don't know xD
missfluffy100: I always forget to p
Singing the Life: Script 1missfluffy100: I see youSinging the Life: Script 15 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
missfluffy100: there's a potato growing behind your ear
Pookie776: that poor potato.
Pookie776: i mean...hello thar > >
missfluffy100: how've you been?
Pookie776: and yourself?
missfluffy100: more or less the same
missfluffy100: only moar hormonal
missfluffy100: poor Otacon
missfluffy100: why didn't you tell me he was still kidnapped?
Pookie776: because...it was too painful.
Pookie776: for Snake. he likes to leave these things alone.
missfluffy100: I know some people
missfluffy100: who know some people
missfluffy100: I could help him >3>
Pookie776: otacon seems very appreciative
missfluffy100: I'm used to dealing with fans that resort to kidnapping
missfluffy100: *was a yaoi superhero on another forum*
Pookie776: superhero, eh?
missfluffy100: I had a PDA that had every phone number you could imagine from god to satan to the four horsemen of the apocalypse
Singing the Life: Script 3missfluffy100: Welcome back!Singing the Life: Script 35 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
Pookie776: Yay! Wait, where was I?
missfluffy100: we found the nearly dead guy in the lab coat
missfluffy100: walked through the bloody snm dungeon
missfluffy100: and heard Otacn screaming
missfluffy100: through the door to the second basement room
missfluffy100: i had just kicked open the door
Pookie776: Ah, yes, how could I have forgotten? I always leave at the best part lol.
Pookie776: TO OTACON!
missfluffy100: *blinks at the sudden bright light coming from the room*
Pookie776: Snake: Otacon? Are you in here?
Pookie776: Snake: *keeps gun ready*
missfluffy100: *hears a wicked chuckle as her eyes adjust*
missfluffy100: Woman's Voice: Welcome!
Pookie776: Snake: It's her. (captain obvious)
missfluffy100: Who are you? *eyes have adjusted*
missfluffy100: Woman: I am she who brainwashed Snake's precious little Otacon.
missfluffy100: *the room has white painted walls. the kidnapper sits in a throne like chair, with Otacon by her feet, a collar