Veruca in the Egg RoomVeruca in the Egg RoomVeruca in the Egg Room2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
“I know what you’re thinking,” Began Willy Wonka as Charlie and Grandpa Joe quietly caught up with the rest of the group, “They can’t be doing what they’re doing. But they are. They have to. I haven’t met the Oompa Loompa yet who could do it. These are the geese that lay the golden eggs. As you can see, they’re larger than ordinary geese. As a matter of fact, they’re quadruple sized geese which produce octuple size eggs. They’re laying overtime right now for Easter.”
“But Easter’s over!” interrupted Mike Teevee.
Mr Wonka quickly covered Mike’s mouth, “Sshhh... They don’t know that. I’m trying to get ahead for next year.”
“What happens if they drop one of those eggs, Wonka?” asked Mr Salt.
“An omelette fit for a king, sir.” Said Wonka in a melodious way.
Veruca Salt was clearly intrigued “Are they chocolate eggs?”
Bite Me part3An arm wrapped around America's throat and pulled back harshly. The superpower hissed and thrashed about.Bite Me part34 years ago in Drama More Like This
"I leave you for five minutes! Five fucking minutes! This is so. Not. Awesome!" Prussia said, struggling with the vampire.
America took hold of his arm and swung him over his shoulder. Prussia didn't hit the ground as expected, but went through it.
The American looked around with crazed eyes and found that Prussia had reappeared in front of England.
"America you moron! Use your fucking head! You're making a big mistake here!"
America crouched and tried to pounce on Prussia, growling in frustration when he just went through him.
"You never learn," Prussia sighed.
America hissed, showing his white fangs angrily.
Prussia and America looked at England. He was standing now with the most outraged expression they've ever seen.
"This is what you've been hiding?! Why didn't you come to me? I talk to fairies for Christ's sake! Is this why you keep trying to hurt me?" he yell
Who Knew: A ZADF Story Chpt 1Who Knew: A ZADF Story Chpt 15 years ago in Drama More Like This
Everything is on fire. The skool, the buildings, my house . The world .
I'm standing in the street watching the chaos. A half-dead man crawls towards me. He looks up and reaches to me. "Help me!" he pleads. I would, but he is already dead at my feet. I back away.
I tried, I really did. But I guess it wasn't enough. This is all Zim's fault! He did this! I tried to stop him, I always have, but the world thought I was crazy! They called me insane! Now they believe me and the world is ruled by Zim and the Irken race.
I fall to my knees and cry out in pain. The blood seeps down my back, from the wound Zim created.
"You should have left, Dib. Now you are dead!" Zim cackles. "Mwah hahahahahahahahahaha!"
Dib wakes up scared and sweat staining the bed. He searches in the dark to find his glasses. When he does he checks the time. 6 o'clock. He should be getting up now anyways, so he goes downstairs to get some cereal.
He shuffles down the stairs and goes into the kitchen. Gaz is alread
A Normal morning -fic-A Normal morning -fic-4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
I did this for a kinda-contest between a friend and me... I'm not a native speaker so I would appreciate if you could point my mistakes, in a polite way I hope...
Morning in the Facility
Ah, a beautiful day again in that underground facility, where fresh air didn't exist and natural light was just a joke, where rats were friends with the lab rats and sometimes a rookie would drink that Umbrella brand new coffee and would suffer a seizure, yep it was the perfect weekend job for this man… at least until some moron, who surely would die as a mutated zombie or monster…or just die horribly, would interrupt…
-Hey Al, look at what we got in the mail!- Will practically had slammed that hard glass that worked as a window…
"And here is the winner"
Albert Wesker just sighed and turned his look at him from over the samples, slowly he stood up and went towards Birkin while he readjusted his shades over his eyes
-I hope you have a good reason for
Logic vs. Belief It is a sunny and bright day. The religious man approaches the doorway, bible in hand and messenger bag at his side. He is wearing a blue suit and black shoes, and has his blonde hair swept into a combover. His bright blue eyes are wide awake, crisp and full of compassion. Reaching the porch, he presses the doorbell three times.Logic vs. Belief6 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
The Atheist opens the door. He is pale with dark features, brown eyes and dark brown longish hair. He is unshaven, and wearing a dirty Rolling Stones(C) T-shirt and a pair of worn jeans. His eyes are blurry and there is a thin line of spittle flowing from the corner of his mouth.
Christian: Hey there... I was wondering if you had a few moments to talk about... [waves his bible in the air with a bright smile] Our Lord...
Atheist:[smiling] Sure thing. [He leans forward and shakes the Christian's hand]
Atheist: I'm an atheist. I haven't always been an Atheist. When I was a kid, my parents dragged me to c
Staggering Against the WindStaggering Against the Wind4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
ï»¿A short shipping fic between Scootaloo, and a background pegasus colt, Cutie Mark Crusaders shenanigans ensue.
The Broken Banjo Chapter 7Sylvia picked up the couch pillow on the ground, and put it back in the center of the couch where it belonged, then she sat on it and said, "Wander, please... Don't do this to yourself," she said as she saw him next to her in his fetal position crying and hyperventilating at the same time, rocking himself back and forth as he held on to his broken banjo; she fears that if he keeps on doing this he'll be getting a heart attack, and that's one of the last things she wants to happen to her best friend. "Wander, breathe!" Wander tried to breathe as best he could, but then Sylvia said soothingly and relaxingly, "Breeeeeeeathe." Wander, as he was sobbing, was obeying; he inhaled and he exhaled over and over as calmly as he could muster, until he no longer felt overwhelmed and could breathe again, but he still felt sad.The Broken Banjo Chapter 72 years ago in Drama More Like This
Sylvia placed her hand behind his shoulder, consoling him. "Wander, it makes me sad to see you this way." Then, she tried to bring up a smile, to stay positive despite what's
Jimmerman Jump-loTWO CHILDREN RUN ABOUT IN AN OPEN FIELD. A TALL TREE NEAR THE WALKWAY BEARS SEVERAL COLORFUL POSTERS. ONE OF THEM ATTRACTS THE GIRL.Jimmerman Jump-lo5 years ago in Drama More Like This
SAM: (Running to the poster) It is Jimmerman Jump-lo!
SAM: It's J-i-m-m-erman Jump-lo, silly.
(Poster shows a tall gangly man wearing colorful clothes in mid-jumping pose. Several ribbons, balloons and rabbits are coming out of his pockets.)
KYLE: Oh! Does he do magics? Can he fly, Sam?
SAM: Yup! He flies and he does all these magics. He climbs on to these Really Tall Tables and he flies down with all these red and blue and green and yellow and pur-ple balloons!
(She claps and gives Kyle an imaginary balloon. Kyle takes it and sprints across the field holding his imaginary balloon.)
KYLE: Can we go see him, Sammy?
SAM: I think mom might agree if we can make her happy.
KYLE: Awwtz! But mom is always angry.
SAM: Maybe if we take flowers for her, she'll be happy!
KYLE: And take us?
(They look around to find small yellow
The Radical Beginning, Part 2ACT IIThe Radical Beginning, Part 26 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
INT. DARKHAVEN MANOR - ALCHEMICAL LABORATORY
CLAUDE BALCUS, dressed in his hooded robe as THE DARK KAT, stands reading from an arcane tome of some sort. ALBERT stands nearby.
The room is stone. Stone walls and stone floor. There is an enormous, shallow pit in the middle of the room with a metallic cover over it; the cover is currently lifted. Bookshelves stuffed to overflowing with ancient texts as well as demonic-looking statues and tables of scientific equipment, both modern and alchemical, fill the otherwise bare room.
A SHROUDED FORM is lowered into the pit. Dark Kat retrieves an ornamental flask of some kind of powder and approaches the pit and looks into it. It is currently filled with a greenish-colored liquid, into which the shrouded figure is lowered.
By combining modern science and arcane magic, perhaps I have a found a means of cheating death.
You sure it'll work?
There's only one way to find out.
He pours the powder from the flask into the li
The Creation of Toku Hatsune-Chapter 2: The RescueThe Creation of Toku Hatsune-Chapter 2: The Rescue3 years ago in Drama More Like This
The Creation of Toku Hatsune
Chapter 2: The Rescue and a Painful Experience
"Let's see The Navigator says to turn right, then walk north .before turning right again .." Musaito mumbled to himself, following the Navigator to Mikuo that came from The Tracking Device which was stuck on the car earlier, on his phone.
He continues to follow the directions given to him, from his phone, not knowing what might happen, now.
" ..N-nn " Mikuo's eyes twitched before opening them slowly.
(Where Am I .?) He thought. His Visions were blurry but he could feel some things in his body.
" .." Slowly, his Visions are coming back as he noticed he's in a lab. With at most, Six Human Scientists or so. He blinks, recalling the incident and looks around, observing the surroundings.
He was in one of those, watery Laboratory tanks. Oddly, he could breathe, even though it's filled with some liquid that looks like water or some sort.
Death Note -THe Shinigami KingDeath Note -THe Shinigami King4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Jan 1, 3004 at a graveyard
Preacher:'Here today we lay Light Yagami's body may he be remembered forever"
Woman begins to cry and scream "Light!!!!"
A being looked down over the graves his eyes were seen a red as a diamond his body was skinny and had a skull like texture
Light Yagami is gifted in many ways but he is also smart and careful. Light acquired the Death Note when a shinigami was bored so he dropped his notebook knowing someone was to pick it up. That was Light Yagami. Light killed many criminals and other predecessors.Light at a time thought he had killed L,but he didn't thanks to L's crafty thinking. In the end though he wrote his own name in it. L then after his own attempt to change the world died a long with Light. Near and Mello were the last ones and grew up to become great detectives in the human world. But the story counties with......
Death Note:THE SHINIGAMI KING
"Those who are killed by the death note neither go to heaven nor Hell all that is lefy
YOU MUST READ MY MOST AWESOMENESS STORY YET!!!YOU MUST READ MY MOST AWESOMENESS STORY YET!!!3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Setting: Early in the morning at the Guild
AZ is waking up, he looks at the calendar and notices what the date was. He looks outside as the sun comes up and realizes what he must do. He packs some of his things into a blanket and stick and walks outside heading towards Heroes Town. He passes by the Training Hall where Tenka and Midori were awake training.
Midori: Come on! Hit it harder!
Tenka: *hearing AZ outside* Hang on, you hear that, bzzt?
*Tenka and Midori look outside to see AZ walking off with his stuff*
Midori: Wonder where he's off to
Tenka: Then let's wake everybody up and follow him, bzzt
*The two follow with their plan and wake up their closest friends from the Guild*
Later that morning, the sun finally up and lighting up the day. AZ is seen with a boat he is borrowing.
AZ: Well time to set off
Tenka: *coming from behind AZ* And where exactly are you setting off too, bzzt?
*AZ turns around to see his friends from the Guild. Tenka and Midori, Johnathon and Kevin, as well as
The Daughter Of EvilThe Daughter Of EvilThe Daughter Of Evil4 years ago in Drama More Like This
By Emiliya Suki
Once upon a time in a land far, far away, there was an evil country ruled by the meanest of rulers: a tiny, little princess of only age fourteen. Her reign of terror is told from two people; the princess' younger sister, and her loyal servant who never disobeyed her no matter what the request.
Rin - Main character. The princess of Aku ("aku" is a Japanese word for "evil"). Age fourteen. Her name is Japanese for "dignified, severe, cold", and can also mean "right". Has She dresses in a fancy yellow and black dress with gold jewelry. She has a very cold personality, and only usually shows affection and uncruel feelings for her younger sister, Blackbird, and also Len. She often wonders why she cares for Len, and is a little too dense to realize how much Len seems to resemble her.
Len - Main character. Rin's servant. Age fourteen. His name can mean "left" in Japanese. He usually dresses simply yet properly; black pants and a white
Script to Fruity and Shout's Human FormsFluttershout: *depressed sigh* This sucks majorly.Script to Fruity and Shout's Human Forms2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Rarifruit: Oh, fancy encountering you.
F: Oh, Rarifruit! I didn't even hear you trot behind me.
R: Surprise you can hear me at all.
F: What was that?!
R: Nothing! So what's the matter? Kinda hurts me to see you so sad.
F: Well, you know me. I'm loud.
F: I can make people's heads explode by my voice alone.
F: I can even manipulate my voice to precisely strike anyone from a long distance.
R: Oh yes, indeed. Vinyl Scratch, eat your heart out.
F: But I like Vinyl and her tunes.
R: Not my cup of tea, as it sounds more like Darth Vader and a synthesizer were on the spin cycle but I guess your mileage may vary.
F: OK, OK, the main thing is, I'm still a pony. I can be mean and vicious and very loud, but I get the occasional victim who mocks me just because I'm a pony, not a human like them.
F: Think about it. Our spirits used to be human. They're not trapped in us ponies and when you look at us, we kinda look pathetic
.:Rise:of:the:White:Wolf:..:Rise: of:the:White:Wolf:..:Rise:of:the:White:Wolf:.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Long ago, the Eight Gods of the Elements grown bored with just creating random creatures, debating which creation was better, or and who was the strongest God was. After many years of discussing, the Gods decided to make a World of their own, where they would watch their creations grow, thrive, and where they will be worshipped.
The Fiery Passionate, Fahren, along with the Earth Mother, Gaiena, formed the molten earth that would serve as the basis and home of their creatures. With the Cold-Hearted, Saika's icy demeanor and Sirenus's free-spirited winds, cooled down the molten earth. Gaiena, also known as the Mother of Plants, brought forth the plants of the world. The Water Giver, Neptunis made the oceans and rivers while the Quick-Tempered Thora made rain clouds, thunder, and lightning storms, both of them making it so that all life could replenish and continue as the world aged. Finally the Holy Light, Godith and the equally powerful Lord
Cri's Creepy Pasta Original Characters:CCPOC001G-The pack-Cri's Creepy Pasta Original Characters:1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
CCPOC0014S-Kirie Gordon "Nyan"-
CCPOC002G-The branch of the SCP I'm using.
CCPOC00221I-"The Green Sword".
CCPOC003-Der Großmann "Grobsy"-
CCPOC004JS-Jedd "The Miller"-
CCPOC005J-Mr.Bob "The Couch of Destiny"-
CCPOC007CS-Chimera Lynn Zalgo "Chime".
CCPOC009C-Zombiebrine. The Fixer
CCPOC0091C-"The Small Chicken" Chuck
CCPOC0092CG-"The Grinning Chickens".
CCPOC011CS-Trip "The explosive"-
One Mans OathI like to think I have lived my life for the betterment of those around me. I haven't always been able to do this because of the nature of reality, but I tried.One Mans Oath3 years ago in Drama More Like This
I have been force to work for a terrible man who killed thousands with only a few words. But I have never allowed that man to taint my soul, because I tried.
I have killed, tortured, and conducted sabotage. But never once did I do so in ignorance of the consequences that would follow, or the guilt it would bring. And I never once let those weaker than me suffer without trying to save them.
Now, as I've walked upon this world so like my own, yet so alien for nearly 30 years, Teetering on the precipice of a decision that will either destroy who I am or remaking me as something new.
I can't help but find mys
WONDER WOMAN vs RED PANZERWith things quiet in the city, Elissa often looked to other areas where her presence could be more useful. Gotham was a clear choice, but with Batman there she was nervous about even approaching that city for fear of another confrontation with him. Little was known about him and he did not seem to have any special powers or abilities yet still he put the fear of the Gods into her, and in that respect she found herself envious. She still had not met Superman face to face and often thought about making the six hour drive to Metropolis to do just that, though that always remained on the back burner.WONDER WOMAN vs RED PANZER4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Often, she craved the company of other Amazons, but knew it was not time to return home. Not yet. She had not quite left the mark she needed to, and she would not return home in failure.
With everything finally going right, the day came when it was finally time to be tested. It was a quiet Monday morning and the streets were bus
Madame's Night OutCharacters (and web addresses of their bios):Madame's Night Out5 years ago in Drama More Like This
Madame Fatal: http://pdsh.wikia.com/wiki/Madame_Fatal
Captain Nazi: http://pdsh.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_Nazi
(Open to outside CAPTAIN NAZI's hideout, which looks like a run-down warehouse but with subtle swastikas incorporated into the decoration and two GUARDS at the front. MADAME FATAL approaches with HAMLET on his shoulder)
GUARD 1: You are not allowed here, fraulein.
MADAME FATAL: I'm sorry. I got turned around. Could you tell me where Q Street is?
GUARD 2: (Points off a ways) That vay.
MADAME FATAL: You're dears.
CAPTAIN NAZI: (Unseen, from inside) Vell, vell
(Cut to inside CAPTAIN NAZI's hideout. BULLETMAN and BULLETGIRL are chained and dangling above a vat of acid-Captain Nazi is a classic villain, after all-with various henchmen around and CAPTAIN NAZI looking up at his captives.