Hangover - Role-Play 3Role-Play 3Hangover - Role-Play 320 hours ago in Comedy
Yesterday's paty was awesome, but There was too much alcohol. You don't remember anything, your head hurts...you fell bad - hangover. You are opening your eyes -you are lying in a bed...But not in your house. You are wondering where you are, and what should you do now...You hear someone's snoring behind you...You should turn around..
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You can be a male or female character - it's up to you
RP can contain giantess or mini-giantess
Sonic world collision heart 1Eggman Nega was currently working on his new project, Metal Blaze, made from the remains of Metal Sonic 3. While looking through his counterpart's research (because they kept in touch to build machines faster), he soon discovered a failed project named "Emerl". Eggman Nega decided to abandon the creation of Metal Blaze and use her parts to create his own version of Emerl. He even used some parts from Eggman's world and the blueprints for Gemerl. Eventually, he finished the machine. No matter how many things he tried, this machine would not turn on. He decided to discard the machine. Eventually, it was found by Blaze.Sonic world collision heart 19 hours ago in Comedy
Blaze: Is this one of Eggman Nega's machines? ...The only other person I knew who was this good with machines was Tails... I wonder if I could contact him...
Gemera: ...Emerald... Metal... Power... Fight...
Blaze was ready to fight back. Gemera got up. Gemera started following Blaze.
Blaze: ...As long as you are following me, I guess that you'll be safe.
Blaze eventually f
Mykan Rates The Cutie Re-MarkMykan Rates The Cutie Re-Mark13 hours ago in Drama
MYKAN’S OPINION RATING
The highest score I’ve ever given was 6/10.
Reason I liked it (The three bit)
-Evil had enslaved Equestria, and the ponies were virtually powerless to save it, even with friends banning together
-Starlight Glimmer is like ME in many ways (That’s ME, not Grand Ruler Celesto) She’s think of the ponies exactly as I do, and treats cutie-marks the same way. Not to mention she strongly resembles my character form Starfleet 4 “Dr. Emil Kudos/ The Phantom of Magic” (Think of it as, I’ve been pridetcing how MLP will behave in the longrun, as they always seem to be producing ideas I’ve written in my Starfleet fics WELL BEFORE said season was aired/made)
-The brutality and battles that went on, almost like power rangers fighting the drones. ALMOST to my liking, so I gave it a point.
That’s about it!
-Not Power Ranger or DBZ enough for me!
Growing up together 1ever since he was born, Mike had been a different kind of wolf. he'd never really noticed any of the girls. he was gay and it got him thrown out of his pack when he was just a little pup when he was thrown out. he'd barley been weened but he was glad he had been. he was barley one and had managed to kill his first squirrel. it didn't fill him up but it was a start. it was getting cold outside and snowing. Mike curled up in a log and tried to keep warm, but he was failing. he started to cry.Growing up together 114 hours ago in Drama
"I wanna go home." Mike cried. he heard a branch creek and peaked his head out. he was suddenly tackled by a flash of red. it was growling and Mike burst into tears. "pl-please don't kill me! I-I'm so-sorry! I-I was ju-just looking fo-for a war-warm shel-shelter!" Mike sobbed. there was a confused noise and whatever was on him, got off.
"h-hey. I'm not goin' to hurt ye." a small voice said. Mike sniffled and opened his eye's. there infront of him was a fox pup about his size.
"y-you aren't?" Mike sn
Nuke it (Fix it) Part 3(The rocket ship flies back to the Earth) (lands it on a ground)Nuke it (Fix it) Part 314 hours ago in Comedy
(The rocket ship opens the gate) (Jack and the others gets outta the rocket ship and looks around)
Jack: ...huh! Well, nothing seems too different here e3e
Monera: yeah, everything does seem pretty much the same...
Buroka (as Mr. Stalkman): *runs in* Hi guys!! X3
Jack and the others: *looks at him* !!? *screams* D8
Dr. Animo: Quick!! To my Alien Shelter!!
Dr. Nilla: *looks at him* you have a alien shelter? o3o
Buroka (as Mr. Stalkman): No! it's me, Buroka!!
Aisyah: *looks at him* wait, really? o.o
Ashiya: Honey? That's you? O.O
Glide: *tries to laugh* you look Rediculous ewe
Dr. Nilla: wow, fastinating, it must be result of nuclear radiation!
Glide: or it must be the world of dogs ewe
Dash: hahaha! Good one Glide xD
Jack: oh god... we've gotta fix this e__eU
(Later in Jack's House...)
Jack: oh man guys, how do we gonna fix this?
Monera: idk, you've cost it! =3=
Jack: *looks at her* Monera, you were su-... nevermind, does
Tagg:Asustando a mis OC's-Reglas:Tagg:Asustando a mis OC's15 hours ago in Comedy
-Puedes elegir a cuantos de tus OC’s quieras
-Tus OC’s no pueden ser OC’s de creepypastas o de algún relato de terror
-Tus OC’s deben decir la verdad y solo la verdad.
Estos son mis OC’s:
Bueno, antes de empezar el tagg, quiero aclarar que muchos de ustedes aclarar que la mayoría de ustedes…no sé cuantos… morirá…y solo uno de ustedes será él quien sobrevivirá…
Todos: (Se quedan mirando el uno al otro preocupados)
¡JAJA! ¡Es broma! ¡Aquí nadie morirá! Solo haremos lo de siempre, preguntas y ya…
Bueno, ya, ¡Empecemos con el Tagg!
1)Primero que nada... ¿Crees en fantasma o en lo sobrenatural?
-Snow: Bueno…antes no creía nada de eso…pero en la isla en donde vivimos pasan cosas extrañas…y nos ha pasado mucho en las misiones, pero
I Married a Vampire Part 4They boarded the plane.I Married a Vampire Part 41 day ago in Drama
Link had to sit between a very obese couple that added up to over 841 lbs.
Mario had to sit beside two pornstars, Ron Jeremy and Tia Tanaka.
Peach and Zelda got to sit beside Mike Tyson.
Marth had to sit beside a MILF and Kirby had to be strapped in a booster seat.
Luigi sat by himself because nobody pays attention to him.
Tia Tanaka: LOL, you two look just like eachother!
Mario: What?! No we don't!
Ron Jeremy: Huahuah, yeh we do summit'. Hows yer sexy life treatin ya?
Story was told.
Ron Jeremy: RHAAHAHAAHGHAAHAHAGHAGHAHGAHGHAGHAGHAGHAHGAHA!
Mario: Shut up! It fucking hurts my scrotum!
Tia Tanaka: Once you get him laughing like that, he won't stop.
Ron Jeremy: RHAAHAHAAHGHAAHAHAGHAGHAHGAHGHAGHAGHAGHAHGAHARHAAHAHAAHGHAAHAHAGHAGHAHGA
Daily Logs 11-28-15I. Fallan and Stripper!Jalen talk about stripping, their future.Daily Logs 11-28-156 hours ago in Drama
Fallan: *Sitting in the lounge in pajamas again. He yawns and rubs his eyes, but he isn't to sleep yet.*
AU!Jalen: *realizing he's on the starfleet ship, bounds into the lounge, hoping to meet some counterparts* *sees his first victim and grins, making his way over there* Hello
Fallan: *Does a double take. when did that boy get pecs?* ...Good evening. You seem to be ready for vacation.
AU!Jalen: *shakes his head* I'm from the strip club. I'm Jalen Hol, it's nice to meet you. *outstretches his hand, smiling* !
Fallan: Ah. *Shakes his hand, trying to not stare at the pecs but still stealing glances.* Well, welcome to the Legacy then.
AU!Jalen: Thank you! *notices the glances and smirks* My spots /do/ go all the way down, if you're wondering that. *how many times has he been asked that? He's lost count*
Fallan: Oh, I've seen naked trill before. *Just not this naked trill. Tries not to look, he's being a perv
Finn's Letter Chapter 14 The movie had been fantastic. Well, okay, if he was honest, he didn't really watch the movie. Within the first two minutes of suspense, her shoulder had found his, her hand had found his, and he felt real lame for getting half-boned thinking about doing things in a theater. Once he got past that, it was nice. She was warm. Soft. Just through her hand, he felt like he could feel her soul. She had so much energy. It was not exactly a pure energy; Mia certainly told her fair share and more of dirty jokes. It was just one more reason to love her. "Wait" he mouthed. For a moment, he thought that "love" might have been too strong of a word, but her fingers twitched as Katniss let fly and arrow, and he suddenly didn't think so at all.Finn's Letter Chapter 1413 hours ago in Drama
He grinned despite himself. Why did he find everything she did so endearing? Damn it, it hurt! But only because he knew he hadn't the slightest clue as to what the fuck he was doing. So
Le chateau de Spookslot part 3Je me suis barricadé dans ma chambre pendant prés d’une heure, seul a ma permise de remettre mes idée en place, pas seulement ce de ces dernier jours, mais celle de tout ma vie. Cette grande réflexion ne me permis pas de remarqué que Musson étais la.Le chateau de Spookslot part 319 hours ago in Comedy
Je ne les pas vraiment remarqué avant, des images de ma vie banal ont commencé à changer et a disparaître.
-Tu commence à voir ce cache les gens, la vraie nature des choses.
-C’est pour sa alors que je vous vois en comme vous êtes vraiment.
-Oui, sa peut aussi sauter quel que cas dans certaine famille.
-C’est image ne veule pas s’effacer !! Je ne me souviens même pas à quoi elles ressemblaient avant !!
Il saute du lit, puis sur la commode prés de la fenêtre :
-Tu devrais alors regardais la ou rien ne change, tu ne là sen doute pas remarquer mais seraient lieu ou objets réponde a leur seule volonté.
DnD Highlights Session 9Paladin: You should shut up *looking at sorcerer OOC*DnD Highlights Session 915 hours ago in Comedy
Sorcerer: …? Ô_ó
Paladin: Oh wait, you didn’t say anything, sorry.
DM: They are dark-skinned dwarves.
Paladin: African-American dwarves.
DM: How many dwarven pints did you drink?
Sorcerer: Depends on the generosity of these dwarves.
DM: She drank at least two pints of dwarven ale. Actually dwarves themselves have difficulty drinking dwarven pint. She is pretty resistant because of her racial type and body temperature.
Paladin: I TAKE THE CHALLENGE AND DRINK A DWARVEN PINT
DM: No you don’t because you’re still outside the inn.
DM: What color is your tunic?
DM: Wololo! Now it’s black.
DM: Oneshoe comes in
Paladin: Can I see his face?
Entevn: chapter 8The entire room was dead silent, such a scene was not very calming, they had just seen a man demonstrating impressive physical strength, battle tactics, reflexes and an intimidating power solo-ing two men with powers that had dominated the majority of the fight, they had just adjusted their minds to the thought that Kevin was not a man to be taken lightly.Entevn: chapter 811 hours ago in Drama
The screen went black, then the entire white room was filled with whispers…and some nasty remarks as well.
“I don’t want to have to fight them.” Said Malik
“Yeah, I don’t think we’d be able to win right now..” Ase said with a very low shocked voice
“It’s not just that, I think they’re not that bad in terms of the people that are here.” Malik said
“Are you really thinking like that with our lives at stake?” Ase said with her usual tone that always seemed to turn conversations into debates “we should think strategically from here on”
The Adorable Auroran Comic Transcript 002LIGHT: THE SERIESThe Adorable Auroran Comic Transcript 00219 hours ago in Comic Scripts
THE ADORABLE AURORAN
Volume 1: Heaven's Gift
Frame 1: A large 2 story elementary school lies below in a city block. A school bell rings.
Some Kid: "Aw, Nuts!"
Frame 2: In a classroom filled with a bunch of kids, a male teacher stands in the front by a green chalkboard, writing math equations.
Teacher: "Alright, class. time for a pop-quiz. What the coefficient of 2xy3?"
Random Student 1: "Oh, I know, I know!"
Frame 3: The teach gasps, apparently ignoring the student with the answer, staring off towards the distance behind the frame's view.
Random Student 1: "The coefficient of 2xy3 is 2!"
Frame 3: A young boy, with brown skin, short hair, blue jeans, and a white shirt, stands outside the classroom door, moping.
Teacher: "Late again, Brandon?"
Brandon: "I, um..."
The classroom giggles.
Frame 4: The teacher has her hands on her hips, still holding the white piece of chalk in her ri
The Heir of the Grasslanders!Nine days had passed when Otoro had left for the Unknown Territory. In the Grasslands the anxiousness for Otoro's return grew by the day, for the message he would bring with him will make things clear about the future.The Heir of the Grasslanders!17 hours ago in Comic Scripts
And time is short for naming the cubs, for they're growing fast and are already speaking their first words. Some of them, the oldest and the youngest, are showing their mane already -- granted, they're short, but growing quickly.
When Otoro, in the early morning of the 10th day, finally arrived, the Grasslanders were barely awake. Only the hunting-group left early to get 'breakfast' up in the northern borders.
Whākama, his mate Anira and their four yet unnamed cubs, and a few others were all either asleep or just waking up. The cubs were most awake and woke Anira with their increasing mewing for milk, which also stirred the others.
As the sun rose and shone its bright rays of light into the small den, a single figure stood at the entrance. His shadow stretched into
Watch my first youtube video :3Please watch my first youtube video :3 I'm not asking for likes or anything. I just want you to see it >wWatch my first youtube video :319 hours ago in Comic Scripts
Pure Hope: The Lost Chronicles- Sweetie Belle*Sweetie Belle was practicing some magic on the park bushes*Pure Hope: The Lost Chronicles- Sweetie Belle17 hours ago in Comedy
Belle: This is too hard! *notices an alicorn necklace blowing through the wind*
*she jumps and grabs the alicorn necklace*
Belle: Maybe a little won't hurt... *puts it on*
*Rarity goes to Spike and has him write a letter to the princess*
Hope: *quickly pops in* I came as quick as I could. What's the problem?
Rarity: Well with Twilight and Rainbow Dash on a mapquest, you were the next choice. It's about Sweetie Belle. She seemed to have found an alicorn necklace and is using it against her two past bullies.
Hope: I thought Diamond Tiara and Teaspoon didn't mind them after they got their cutie marks?
Spike: The effect of alicorn necklace will drive anypony insane if the have it on for so long.
Hope: I see. I'll see what I can do.
*Pure Hope, Rarity and Spike exit the castle and walk towards the playground. Sweetie Belle is shown using her magic against the 2 earth ponies*
Belle: This is for cu
Wait with youMike limped into the pizzeria. Bonnie and Chica looked up at him boredly.Wait with you18 hours ago in Drama
"god it's back." Chica growled. Mike raised an eye brow.
"sorry just passing through." Mike muttered. he limped passed the band stage.
"hey nightguard. whats wrong with your limb?" Bonnie ask.
"what my leg? I got hit by a car on my way here." Mike replied.
"and you came anyway?" Chica ask. Mike nodded.
"someone has to come and make sure no one breaks in and destroys you guys." Mike replied with a wince. "though I am late because I had to go to the hospital." Mike added. he showed them his leg brace. "with out this. I wouldn't have been able to come in." Mike said. Bonnie tilted his head curiously and hopped off the stage. he walked over, ignoring Mike's flinch. he knelt down and looked at Mike's leg.
"your limb has practically been destroyed!" Bonnie exclaimed.
"leg. it's called a leg. yeah I know, but I needed to come watch over you guys." Mike said. Bonnie raised an eye brow.
"do you actually care about this ol
I Married a Vampire Part 3Mario and Peach walked into the air port.I Married a Vampire Part 31 day ago in Drama
Mario: Link, how are ya!
Mario: Not this shit again.
Peach: He can't talk again?
Zelda came walking up.
Mario: What happened this time?
Zelda: Fuck, you don't even wanna know.
Zelda: UGH, AGH, AGH, AGAAAAAGH, OOOOHH! Keep going, I'm about to cum!
Link: Anything for you, baby!
Link and Zelda were sex addicts. When Link was nine years old, he was raped by Hermione Granger, so ever since that, he couldn't stop. He masturbates about nine times a day, and him and Zelda have sex about four times a day. Zelda was raped by Link a couple of months after Link was raped, so ever since then they've been having sex everyday for the past nine years.
Link: AAAGH, I'M ABOUT TO CUM!
Zelda: Blow it on my face this time, okay? I hate taking birth controls, it makes me depressed!
Link: I won't cum until you cum, are you about to cum?
Zelda: I need five more minutes...
Link: SHIT! AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAH
Le chateau de Spookslot part 4Quelque jour plus tard, voila à nouveau samedi. Je me préparais quand j’entendis Daina crié :Le chateau de Spookslot part 419 hours ago in Comedy
-Qui a dit sa !?!
Je me lève et ouvre la fenêtre, pour voir ce qui se passe. Elle était entrain de sermonner un buisson de rose, parfois demandais l’avis d’une rainette perché sur son épaule.
-Quesque tu fais ?
-Oh ! Bonjour ! Y a une de ces roses qui ma traitai de vielle chouette, et je cherche la quelle c’est.
-Y a vraiment une de ces roses qui ta dit sa ?
-Oui ! Et César m’aide a trouvé !
Elle me le dit en tendant le batracien dans ma direction.
-Sa prédit pas la météo normalement ?
Je le dit car se coup de folie de sa part m’amusais.
-Non, seulement les mensonges.
Je regardais alors la petite bête verte qui croisés.
-Comment sa ce n’est pas une des roses qui a dit sa
Je préférai fermer la fenêtre pour ne pas rire.
La vie à l’extérieur du ch
Le chateau de Spookslot part 5 endCertaine partie du bâtiment s'écroulait à chaque fois que je voulu prendre une direction différent. Cela me dessina un itinéraire fixe. Au bout de quelque minute je pue apercevoir voir des escaliers. En m’avançant je vis une personne parterre, baignant dans sont sang, une balle dans le dos, le revolver posé sur une marche. Je refis deux pas, c’est la que je vis Emeric et a ces pieds le chien maudit.Le chateau de Spookslot part 5 end19 hours ago in Comedy
-Quesque que tu fais là ?
Il se lève et s’avance vers moi.
-Pour être plus claire, j’attends que tu te décide.
-Je ne te comprends pas et même si je savais de quoi tu parle, je ne te le dirais pas, de peur de finir comme Nerbli.
Il regarda le corps inanimé, il remarqua que quelque chose briller dans l’une de ses mains. Apparemment son portable étai allumé et son interlocuteur avait bien sur tout entendu. Il mit le haut parleur de façon à ce que j’e
Le chateau de Spookslot part 2Elle dit ceci en poussant violemment la porte. En arpentent les couloirs nous somme arrivés dans le hall, mais nous n’y sommes pas restés très longtemps, juste assai pour récupérer un vieux trousseau de clés. Dessus une partie des clés qui étaient rouillé et d’autre avaient des formes bizarres, seul deux d’entre elles attiraient mon regard car elles étaient en or.Le chateau de Spookslot part 219 hours ago in Comedy
-Est que vous allez m’expliquer…
-Tu veux bien arrêter de parler comme si j'étais une étrangère. Je connais ton nom et tu connais le mien, non ? Alors arrête avec tes « vous » à tout bout de champ.
C’est assai bizarre mais à chaque fois que j’ouvre la bouche j’ai l’impression de dire une bêtise et qu’après je n’aurai plus le temps de le regretter.
-Si tu veux savoir où l’ont vas c’est dans les jardins il faut que je te présente &
Le chateau de Spookslot part1Sa aurai pu être une journée comme les autres, c'est-à-dire pas trop mal. Si mes parents n’avaient pas reçu une mutation dans une région perdue, si perdu qu’il m’a fallu une loupe pour la chercher sur la carte. Et de plus on irrite d’un château d’une grande tente au second degré, don tous avaient oublié l’existence. Le jour dû dépare je faisais tous le temps la tête, mais il faut me comprendre quand ça fait 12 ans, *OK depuis ma naissance* que vous vivez dans une grande ville et que vous y laissaient une famille à moitié pourrie et dans amis pas si mal que sa. Au début vous avez un peu peur.Le chateau de Spookslot part120 hours ago in Comedy
Donc nous voilà partie au départ avec un semi-remorque jusqu'à la sortie de la ville car bien sur on prend les chemins de campagne et leur ranche de nid de poule, parce que mais parent bien qu’ils travaillent dans les bureaux ils ont gardaient le happy end
DnD Highlights Session 8DM: Alright guys, what happened previous session? Give me a recap.DnD Highlights Session 817 hours ago in Comedy
Fighter: You need to purchase membership before you can get that.
DM: Okay, Sparkle woke up after a long time and climbed onto your head.
Paladin: Who the fuck is Sparkle?
DM: And now we go back to the story where I actually rolled initiative for…
Ranger: It is that Pet Lizard she rambled about a lot before.
Paladin: *Is KO*
Mech: *Approaches paladin*
Druid: *Saves paladin by summoning mist*
Fighter: *attempts to find paladin after his teacher had been slain in the fight, but can only see mist now*
Druid: *throws snake at me