Epaignoul ConlangSample texts in ÉpaîgnoulEpaignoul Conlang1 day ago in Stories & Vignettes
Tus les êtres homains naîssent libros et égaux en dignitet et en draits. Ils sont douets de roîson et de cunscience et daîvent les ons altros dans on esprit de fraternitet
(IPA) (Standard Épaîgnoul) [another dialect coming soon]
ty lɛ‿zɛ.tx ɔ.mɛ̃ na͡i.sɛ̃ li.bʀo‿zɛ‿te.go‿zɛ̃ di.ɲi.tɛ‿tɛ̃ dʀɛt ils sɔ̃ dwɛt də ro͡i.zɔ̃ e də kœ̃.sjɛ̃s e da͡i.vɛ̃ lɛ‿zɔ̃‿zal.tʀo dɑ̃‿zɔ̃ ɛs.pʀi də fʀa.tɛʀ.ni.te
All human beings are born free in equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.
(Lord's prayer/Neutre Pedre) [there might be some mistakes]
Adventures in Bronyism, Waifuism and Tulpamancy 2Dear reader, if you had to ask yourself “what did I just read?” regarding that last sentence, then let me ask you a question. How do you think I felt? If I loathed the idea of grown men watching cartoons not too long ago, then you can only imagine how I felt about this! Oh, this was absolutely horrifying, a real tragedy to be sure! I could already feel all the judgment of millions of people. All dignity that I previously held had all been shattered before my eyes! This was a very unusual form of punishment (to put it mildly) for my past. For the record, let it go down that I did choose this appalling mental state, people can't choose if they love something or not. There is one thing however that I did learn is that someone should have warned me that My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic came from Hell! That would help to explain a lot about our fandom, actually.Adventures in Bronyism, Waifuism and Tulpamancy 222 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters
“FA..I'm afraid there has been a tragic accident in my brain.” I described my situation to FA