Sample from my StoryAwhile after I turned 8 years old, and after 2 years of making imaginary friends out of just Pokemon and other cartoons, I finally decided to make an original imaginary friend. After watching the Incredibles movie, I began to pretend that I was a superhero, using my red blanket as my cape. I didn't know what superpowers that I could use, until I had an idea. Inspired by my cat Tigger, I wanted to be able to turn into a cat.Sample from my Story8 hours ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
I announced to my other imaginary friends that I was going to make another friend, then I made the magic happen. I closed my eyes, then I heard my friends saying that there were “sparkling things” floating in the air, which meant that my imagination was working. After hearing a big boom of light, I opened my eyes and saw him: my first Creation – Kidcat!
He was to be my super secret identity … and yes it is a he. I thought that was also weird as kid, too … to change your sex when you transform into a superhero. But I didn't care, I wante
I Went Outside TodayI went outside today. The sun was bright, and there were people.I Went Outside Today1 day ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
We interacted when I ordered food, all by myself, I might add.
"For here or to go?" "For he...TO GO! I MEANT TO GO," I stammered and smiled with confidence! I ordered my drink and pretended not to people-watch from the corner of my eye while waiting for the humans to make me an eight inch Philly cheese-steak sub and hold the banana peppers, please.
I took the small fries, by the way. They took the potatoes straight out of the potato basket and sliced and fried 'em right there, while I people-watched, and wondered to myself, everyone is going to die. She's hot. They probably do it in each other's parents' houses. He's not working hard enough. Should the food take this long?
And then he spoke: "Ian, do you want ketchup?" I replied in a voice the whole store could hear, "Ketchup!" And he threw some packets in the bag and handed me my excuse to leave the house. Ah, I remembered now I had only put shoes on since my sock
Win a trip! :DFor a free trip to hell, click here:Win a trip! :D1 day ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
I'm not worried. I play Cards Against Humanity with regularity. I'm assured a spot in Hell's VIP section
Funny story from my DADI always publish funny stories of things that happened to ME on here, but this is one that comes from my father. It takes place at our local gym and I was not present when it happened. Although, despite the fact he's a carefree goofball who finds no entertainment greater than watching his children misbehave and once asked me for a picture of a female pedophile raping a child, he has never lied. Not even once. He may be a weirdo, maybe even a sicko, but definitely an honest one. I believe each and every word of his story.Funny story from my DAD2 days ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
To start, let's go over a little something first. This is a diagram of how fit a man is based on how fast he can run a mile:
12 minutes or more - Out of shape.
11 minutes - Average.
10 minutes - Acceptable.
9 minutes - In shape.
8 minutes - Top physical condition.
7 minutes or less - Excellent runner.
Trust me, this info comes in handy later in what happens at this gym:
"Believe me, you see a lot of weird things happen at the gym, but this one is by far the strangest."
Live Television and many Hearts' Downfall Based on a true story (This morning...8/26/15)Live Television and many Hearts' Downfall 2 days ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
It was just another Wednesday. Get up early, have some breakfast, maybe buy myself a coffee, and head off to the news station. I had walked in and talked with a few colleagues before sitting down at my desk, looking around the control room to find Melissa Ott, the producer, smile and wave at me. I smiled and waved back, looking back at the screen to make sure that everything was transmitting properly, that the video and audio were synced and coming through, and that connection was broadcasting correctly to anyone watching.
I looked up on the screen, listening to the voices coming through. Alison Parker was on, her blonde hair falling just to her shoulders, curling at the end. She was interviewing Vicki Gardner, an executive producer of the Smith Mountain Lake Regional Chamber Commerce.
Alison was a lovely woman, dating one of the anchors here. She and Chris Hurst had been dating for nine months but kept it on the down low. The only
The Cousin in New Orleans The Christian kids were following me long before I knew it. It's true that I was distracted by many things. It was my first trip to New Orleans (pre-Katrina) and I found it delightful. I rode the trolley, which made me feel like I was inside a giant pinball machine because of all its bells and whistles.The Cousin in New Orleans2 days ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Views of stately homes, hanging Spanish moss and green, green lawns completed the feeling of being in another realm. Well, I was in another state, having arrived from California about a month before. Before that, I'd been on the commune in Colorado, where I'd eventually return. But now I was in love with New Orleans.
I went often to the French Quarter to people-watch and listen to the music, all kinds of music. I never saw the other side of the Mississippi; it was foggy every time I tried. I also went to Tulane University, to sit in the student union and feel more at home.
Probably about now I should say I was under the infl
Dream 54It began as sort of a video game, which was very cinematic and story driven. Primarily, I was in the point of view of the protagonist, an Asian guy in his late 20's/early 30's. The back story is that people around the world in various cities volunteered to become subjects in a program where they were administered a serum over a course of time which gave them improved traits, but also some more unique abilities. What was until recently undisclosed to all the subjects was that they would all be separated for testing and observation, and out of the entire group of roughly 100, only one would be chosen to persist, and the rest would be eliminated. The one that is chosen would be given a megadose of the serum to drive their abilities to new levels making them extremely powerful. In this dream, the group that the protagonist was in found out that all but one of them were going to be killed, so in retaliation they took over the facility and locked themselves in. The retaliation seems to be goDream 542 days ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
[WrittenMeme] Long STOLEN memeStolen from somberInsomniac[WrittenMeme] Long STOLEN meme3 days ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1. What is your name?
2. Where are you from? What is it like where you live?
Italy, pratically in a little place of people who judge you if you go out with a cap or a pair of sunglasses who isn't made by Versace or other important stylists.
3. How old are you?
4. Are you a boy or a girl?
5. Do you like boys, girls, or both?
All and nothing.
6. Describe yourself in four words.
One, two, three, four.
Anxious, moody, unhappy, creative.
7. What do you think people first think when they meet you online?
Dunno but recently I see people only comes for free shit, so apparently I might appear like a dumbo who does everything free for everyone.
Aside that, I have no idea.
Tho I never ate anyone (?).
8. What do you think people first think when they meet you in real life?
"Do I really want to meet this monster?"
9. What makes you happy?
Meh I don't know, talkin bout real life stuff is when my
Twenty Stereo TypesOkie. So I want to discourage some stereo types about what I am (emo, goth, tomboy, German, Russian, etc.).Twenty Stereo Types3 days ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
First of all, just 'cause I'm goth and emo doesn't mean I hate the world. I just hate how people treat me.
Second of all, just 'cause I'm goth doesn't mean I sleep in a coffin, wear black all the time, have black hair, or go full out black make up. No, I paint my nails black, I sleep in a normal bed, I've only died my hair black twice, and I wear other colors beside black, grey, and red.
Third of all, just 'cause I'm tomboy doesn't mean I don't have feelings and that I'm some tough person who can take anyone on. Yeah, you heard me. I can have crushes as well as want to go out and be girly. I go to the mall too.
Fourth of all, just 'cause I'm tomboy, goth, and emo doesn't mean I listen JUST alternative rock/punk rock/ rock . Nuh-uh. I listen to 2009-2010 pop, J-pop, and Japanese vocaloid.
Fifth of all, just 'cause I'm German does NOT mean I'm a Nazi, that I work out, or that I kno
Random facts about me (Collection)Random facts about me (Collection)3 days ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
- My IQ is 50. Despite this, I can solve a V-Cube 7 (It's like a Rubik's Cube, only much more challenging)
- The most mosquito bites I’ve ever had on me at once were 108
- I’m semi-friends with my all time favourite musician
- I have onomatophobia. If you could access my music library, you’d find that not a single song or mix contains any of the trigger words
- I have a Bandcamp, but I abandoned the account. I didn’t force-abandon it, I simply just lost interest.
- I've probably cried out more moisture than I've sweat
- My first ever video game was Pokemon Crystal
- I've been working on a Minecraft animation for the past 3 years. If Hamachi actually worked on both me and my friend's computers, its first two seasons would already be online, but not even the script for Season 1 is done.
- The only band merchandise I want is a DM DOKURO T-shirt.
- I have a playlist in my library for when I'm pissed off that's full of grindcore, harsh noise and bad experimental musi
Notes on Avoidant Personality DisorderGreen pine trees, cranes and turtles…Notes on Avoidant Personality Disorder4 days ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
You must tell a story of your hard times,
And laugh twice.
— From Oiwai-Ondo
On 30 June 2015 I was diagnosed with Avoidant [Anxious] Personality Disorder:
Individuals with Avoidant Personality Disorder grow up with excessive social anxiety and withdrawal. They have a longstanding pattern of shyness, feelings of inferiority, and hypersensitivity to rejection/embarrassment. The core features of this disorder are: (1) negative emotion (anxiousness (fear of rejection/embarrassment)), and (2) detachment (withdrawal, intimacy avoidance, and anhedonia [decreased ability to feel pleasure]). This disorder is only diagnosed if: (1) it begins no later than early adulthood, (2) these behaviors occur at home, work, and in the community, and (3) these behaviors lead to clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.
[WrittenMeme] Tagged again yesGot tagged by CheesyMouse[WrittenMeme] Tagged again yes5 days ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1. You have to post these rules.
2. Each person has to share 13 things about them.
3. Answer the 13 questions asked to you and invent 13 new questions to the people you tag.
4. Choose 13 people.
5. Go to their page to inform them they are tagged.Screw this. 6. Not something like "You are tagged if you read that"Screw that. 7. You have to legitimately tag 13 people.Screw this too. 8. You can't say that you don't do tags.Screw that too.
9. Tag-backs are ALLOWED
10. YOU MUST MAKE A JOURNAL ENTRY. NO COMMENTS. Unless you're commenting about the actual entry.
11. You have to finish this within a week. If not; you'll have to do whatever the creator tells you to. Art, RP, etc.
What a sick rule is this? Fuck this hard.
12. Be creative with the title. No "I've Got Tagged" things.
13. Cussing is A
Attention All Story Pirates!!GnG may be Currently Under Re-construction; but it's still alive n kickin'!!Attention All Story Pirates!!5 days ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Gods n Galaxies: The Masters of Fate; is currently taking on a whole new form as "X/Seed"!! The test release pilot is on my facebook page.
Just wanted to let all the "Story Pirate" sneak-thieves know...
All of my book ideas are now better than ever!! That's Not To Say Thankyou for ripping off my story ideas!! But, hey ya know what??...
Sometimes...Things do have a way of turning out for the better!!
"X/Seed" (WIP): Formally known as:
"Gods N Galaxies: The Masters of Fate" The Book Series
Some rights reserved. This work is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.
All Story Pirates will be blocked!!
Thanks to all my watchers, supporters and well-wishers.
Officer Dylan F.Six months of blood, sweat, and tears met with four more months of scrutiny and hard work.Officer Dylan F.5 days ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Years of accidents, fights, burglary investigations, domestic disputes, and belligerent traffic stops met without complaints.
Further years of long hours to help save people from weather hazards, from other people and disaster. No complaints filed against him, no restrictions, no action was needed.
My good friend, my brother in arms, officer Dylan provided years of service and never asked for anything in return. He paid his wife through college instead of buying himself needless things, worked overtime to make her happy and because he loved helping people in his community. He was a great cop.
And what was his reward? His family stress and society turning against anyone who wears a badge, falling prey to their own ignorant and malign assumptions rather than even trying to listen to facts.
He served the people in his community, night and day.
He was not a mean man, evil words I never he
Peering Into Space- reflection of a TED Radio HourThis morning on the radio, they were discussing space.Peering Into Space- reflection of a TED Radio Hour5 days ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Everything is rushing away from everything else. And it was recently discovered that that rushing wasn't slowing down-it was speeding up. And scientists thought that this was a mistake, that because of gravity galaxies would slow down.
They compared their surprise to telling someone that if they through an apple upwards, it would continue going forever instead of coming back down.
But, for me, hearing that they were surprised was a surprise. Why?
Because for me, my thoughts always run along the train of, "well, why not?". I have gone through earth science, physical science, ect, and if there is one thing that I have learned, it is that stuff will move in order to fill empty space. Air moves from high pressure areas to low pressure areas; and if there is empty space, then it makes sense for galaxies to move in the night sky to those empty areas to fill them.
It makes perfect sense to me that they
mother of all thingsi read a creation story when i was young, called batwings and the curtain of night, and all i remember thinking was that the mother of all things may have created earth, but something else created me.mother of all things6 days ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
i wasn't born from a rip in the dark seam of the universe, or fairy dust upon which a deity breathed. i was made to be set ablaze and swept into ashes, stuffed into a shell of sorrow for others to wrestle open. i was born to observe from my glass house, to watch other souls pass by, and throw stones at them until they noticed.
sometimes i throw stones into water, watch them skip, skip, sink, and with them i plant dreams, to rest under six feet, like I will eventually.
i often contemplate how everything came to be as it is, but i recall being born with my heart two sizes too large (the opposite of dr seuss' grinch) and how thoroughly painful it was to be a child who cared too great.
i recall a monster in men's clothing, doing terrible things to my innocence until it vanished. i recall valu
Top 10 most hilarious things I've ever doneMy father said to me: "You go around making lists about strange people you've met. But the irony is that YOU may be the strangest of them all. I mean, you think I beat up some random man in public because I was drunk. But what can I say? You worship giant women for crying out loud!"Top 10 most hilarious things I've ever done1 week ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Okay, I admit that I've always kind of liked giantesses, I don't think there's an RR sexual who doesn't. But I've been slightly turned off by them ever since I got trolled by this kid named "amcarl" on Roblox, who also liked giantesses. Only he took it a step further, as to fantasize about being EATEN by the giantess. They're called "voraphiles". I admit that I have odd sexual interests. But at least being RR is WAY better than being a voraphile. I tried to chat with voraphiles on this site just for fun. Three of them began cyberbullying me. Most notably, "BedFlyer". God, I hate that guy!
I quickly assumed that all voraphiles are jerks. Most people that like giantesses are supposed to like vore, so I really
growing up. years ago i met a boy who smelled like listerine and ash and tea. his short beard was always prickly and his hands were always calloused when he pushed mine away.growing up. 1 week ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
i asked him once, lying shoulder to shoulder under the firefly filled sky, if he thought i could catch a star with my bare hands. he laughed and said "not yours, they're too soft," so i spent suns and moons and calendars trying to become hard.
the first time i ever saw him, i decided that i would save him, save the helpless, hiding soul he had left to fester behind cold eyes. but when he saw me, he reached into my chest and squeezed, and all of the juice that made me /me/ spilled out, like a pressed apple.
another time, we fought: twice broken bones softened like twice baked potatoes, white knuckles to purple skin, red fireworks on my cheeks, speaking to me: "run. run, you foolish girl," but i wasn't done yet; i wasn't tough.
we used to run through the frosted woods together, when sunshine didn't exist unless you closed your
[WrittenMeme] Section memeStolen from Froqz[WrittenMeme] Section meme1 week ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Holy hell dude you have a lot of interesting memes oTL
Personal quantitative section
1. First thing's first. What's your name?
I'm not using it.
2. How about your age?
Personal qualitative section.
1. Eye colour?
Hazel / green.
2. Hair colour/style. Is it your natural hair?
Red and no, I'm natural blonde but I hate it on me.
3. Current fitness?
4. Skin tone?
Pale as fuck.
1. What's your sexuality?
2. Current relationship status?
3. How many relationships have you been in? And could you give a brief description of them?
Two and no.
4. What is your favourite feature of your preferred gender?
5. Are you a virgin?
It depends but yes.
6. How often do you go on d
[WrittenMeme] Mental illnessFirst of all, a disclaimer.[WrittenMeme] Mental illness1 week ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
I'm doing this for the lulz but one of these is certified, so before you act like jerk like "oh you're not this you're not that you're only getting it as trend", please fuck off.
You don't know me and you'll never get anywhere with that attitude.
Keep your shit together thanks.
1. Anorexia [Even if I'm totally not hue]
[x] You hate your body.
 You have starved yourself.
[ x] You have low self esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[x ] You need to be skinnier.
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
[ ] You skip at least one meal a day.
[ ] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.
[x] You are hyper most of the time.
[x] You barely pay attention to anything.
[x] You cannot cooperate with people well.
 You seem to never sit still.
 You talk all the time.
[x] You need attention 24/7.
 You aren't very shy.
[WrittenMeme] 101 questions of DOOM.1) are you really ready for 111 questions?[WrittenMeme] 101 questions of DOOM.1 week ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
I wouldn't have decided to do this.
2) Where are you taking this test at?
In the dining room.
3) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Just a waste of time.
4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
I said it to nobody, instead I received a pair of.
5) Do you regret it?
6) Have you ever been DEPRESSED?
I think I am.
7) Are you a boy or girl?
Would you rather fuck a cactus or an electric eel?
8) Do you have a JOB?
9) What is your relationship status?
10) How do you want to die?
11) what did you last eat?
Spaghetti with tuna.