The Senior Farting Project: Berlin Part 2 Berlin casually walked me over to the drivers side door and yanked on my ponytail so that my face was settled deep inside the crevice of her ass.The Senior Farting Project: Berlin Part 21 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Take a guess," she said seductively as she started pushing out the biggest fart I had ever heard in my life. It lasted for about forty-five seconds and reeked of death and Mexican food. I passed out within the first twenty seconds of it.
I woke up about two minutes later not knowing where I was. I looked up and saw the roof of the car and the steering wheel somewhat above me, but I wasn't just place on the driver's seat. No, I was in a confined space. Soon I had the realization, I WAS IN THE DRIVERS SEAT!!! What the hell was going on??? All of a sudden I saw Berlin's big buttocks hovering above me.
" Where is my slave?" She said aloud. "Hmmmmm, doesn't really matter. I'll go get my food and be back soon."
The Unraveling of Mabel LancasterTonight, the chandelier bleeds.The Unraveling of Mabel Lancaster2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
I lay in my bed and watch scarlet slide down its many tines and artificial branches, snailing along its peaks and ridges in the silent way of nonexistent things.
They think that I am crazy. I think that I agree.
Like pieces of fresh and jeweled fruit, red drops slip secretly down from the point where the vast chandelier tethers to the ceiling. They leave no trail.
Why am I like this? Why do I see things that do not exist?
A single drop wavers at the bottom fork of the chandelier. It trembles, sinister and juicy as Persephone’s ruby bane.
I clench my fist and will it all to disappear. Will it to just not get worse. These hallucinations may seem extreme to others, but through my eyes everything is bleeding, everything is watching with hidden eyes.
“I will bear it,” I pray softly as blood weaves slowly through the chandelier.
“I will bear it all. I will stand the blood. I will stand the darkness.”
I see a ha
Als sie tanzteFinster, aber dennoch verspielt, schwanken Schatten beim schwachen, flackernden Kerzenlicht- verschmelzen mit den dunklen Umrissen des Raumes, nur um wieder als geisterhafte Silhouette für einen flüchtigen Augenblick erscheinen zu können.Als sie tanzte2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Munter schleicht sich der kalte Nachtwind durch die klaffenden, bröckelnden Risse und das löchrige, faulende Holz der gotischen Kathedrale, während das Gerüst unter seinem eigenen Gewicht müde und erschöpft aufstöhnt.
Lange schon ist das prächtige Rot der majestätischen Vorhänge zu einem tristen, wertlosem Grau verblasst, welches von dem kühlen, hellen Licht des Vollmondes durchschienen wird.
Und dennoch erklingt ein rhythmisches, hohles Klappern hallend von Wand zu Wand, während verdorrte, knorrige Äste unaufhaltsam an erhabenen Mosaikfenstern kratzend ihre irrwitzigen Muster ziehen.
Träge flattert der einst teure, schwere Stoff ihres modrigen, zerrissenen und von Mo
Better Than RacingThe tan coloured hound bounded along a forest path, using his long legs to leap up at the birds flying around the forest, barking in excitement as his thick and fluffy tail wagging against his back. A whistle made him prick up his one raised ear and look back at his owner, an elderly women who slowly made her way to him with the help of a dark mahogany cane, "Slow down there Tobias boy" she said teasingly, putting her hand on his neck for balance. Tobias grinned and wagged his tail again, he liked his owner, although she was old, she was still fit and took him on daily walks through the public dog park, allowing him to get the exercise he needed. His owner took a few moments to regain her breath after she had to catch up to him before walking on with the Forest Hound bounding a few feet ahead, occasionally turning around to check if his owner was alright, as was his job.Better Than Racing1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
The forest was a deep green colour with with tall trees and faint sunlight filtwring through the leaves above.
Writer's write THE CULT-BOOK SUGGESTIONS-HIGHLY RATEDWriter's write3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
American Gods Notebook-pages from Gaiman's notebook-research used for his book American Gods
Neil Gaiman's short stories-not all, just a good sampling of a good many
SOME OF THE GREATEST OF TRANSGRESSIVE FICTION AND MORE
Cannibal-a short story by Chuck Palahniuk
Guts by Chuck Palahniuk (gotta really be ready for this one)
for more by Palahniuk buy his books
Diary, Lullaby, Choked, Rant, Invisible Monsters, Survivor, Damned, Fight Club
Fight Club 2 will be out in May
It's a comic book series
More book recommendations by me:
"A Good Man is Hard to Find" by Flannery O'Co
Mirror, Mirror(An Allegory/Native American Tale)Mirror, Mirror3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Long ago - when Mother Earth was still young and precious - the ancient native tribes were scattered to understand the world’s gifts. Among the tribes there was a broad shouldered, kind and charismatic chief. He always helped his tribe through hardship and diseases and he was beloved by all. The Elders, the wise-men of the tribe, were pleased with his tact and skill of becoming such a great leader. Eventually, after years of peace, he was blessed with three daughters. All three were beautiful, and all three known for their exceptional talents.
The eldest, Kyaria, was gifted in the wisdom she inherited from her father, her devotion and the intelligence she possessed beyond her years. There was never a time when she was yearning to know more about knowledge. It was her pastime, her way of understanding a complex world. She would not hesitate to learn about the plants that grew around her and animals she hunted. She would even spread
i give...I DONT WANT PITYi give...1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
i don't have enough self confidence left..
..i give up on art.
I'm scared... I'm almost 16..
...i never wanted to even try to make it this far..
i planed my death when i was 7...
this is the story..
from my journal at the time.
but first lit me show you the first entry.
june 4 2005
i don't really know what I'm supposed to write about..
but i read a passage in the book i was reading earlier
that said that the author used to write 3 times a day every day to help him relax and express his feelings...
he said it made him relax?
so I'm going to start trying that too!
but i think i will start that tomorrow
thats okay? right?
if you just skip the first day? so you can figure out what to write about?
i hope it is.
( thus the story begins, i was seven during the following few entries )
september 19 2006...
my father and his new wife left me today... they had been talking about
Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Mon June 1st 2015*Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Mon June 1st 20151 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
Monday June 1st 2015
I decided I’m going to focus on my transformation like never before so I woke up even earlier and went to the gym to get in a hard two hour workout before showering and heading off to work. My transformation was definitely becoming noticed at work. People were giving me plenty of space in the hallways, and whenever I asked for something, it was done way faster than usual. It was nice but I was careful to always be kind and respectful and not abuse my new power over the littler people. Heehee, I felt so much taller and bigger and stronger than everyone else outside of the gym I couldn’t help myself thinking of everyone else as littler…
By 3 that afternoon I was craving my next workout and when it finally came around I rushed over to the gym and got changed. The gym has a long mirror with a loooong rack of dumbbells starting with the smallest ones on the left and increasingly getting bigger and bigger until the
Headshots"Can I ask you a favour?" You beg to your sister. She has an interest in photography and has plenty of lights and cameras and you desperately need your headshots taken for the acting audition you have later today and she is your best bet to get nice pictures cheap and quick. "You owe me." she responds, you thank her as she sets up bright lights and tinkers with her fanciest camera. "These bright lights will make the pictures look the best but you'll have to put on some makeup so the bright lights don't drown you out, and as a bonus you'll also look much better with a bit of makeup." You hesitate but she quickly sits you down in her makeup chair and bends down in front of you. "Your skin is the same shades as mine so this foundation should match" She spreads the foundation across your face with a soft large brush. It's cold but the feeling is nice. She dabs some concealer around your face in a few spots, making you look much more appealing for the photos. "Now for a bit of life in yourHeadshots2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Thurs June 4th 2015*Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Thurs June 4th 20151 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
Thursday June 4th 2015
When I woke up to get to the gym early, I noticed a text on my phone from Mandy. She was wondering why I’d missed out on our workout together last night. What day is it? I checked my phone and realized it was Thursday morning. Wow! I barely remember the past few days other than going to the gym in the mornings, going to work, going back to the gym after work, and coming home and eating and sleeping. Everything else was a haze. On the plus side I was now way past buff and definitely a muscular woman. When I flexed, sizeable muscles erupted out of my buff arms and solidified into rounded mounds of power. I was about as muscular as this other lady at the gym who competes in what she called “Physique” competitions. No clue what that is… I also felt taller again too. I noticed that because I had to now duck under the shower heads at the gym.
I did my usual hard work out at the
Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Mon June 8th 2015*Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Mon June 8th 20153 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Monday June 8th 2015
Ok, here we go. Hulkette time!! I hit the gym furiously before work, which was a total haze because I was so focused on my next work out. The company gym was decent. It had a few machines and a small rack of dumbbells. I realized I was already using more than half of the stack on all of the machines and was using the second biggest dumbbells from the rack. The thought that a gym geared towards normal working people was already almost too small for me warmed me up inside. Then another hard work out in the gym then home to relax.
Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Fri June 19th 2015*Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Fri June 19th 20152 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Friday June 19th 2015
Friday evening size check!! I was soooo looking forward to this. I didn’t care how much weight I was lifting at the gym, I was finally about three weights from the end of the dumbbell rack, but I did care about my own weight and height. Weird... With a sense of anticipation I stepped on my scale and was thrilled at what I saw. I stepped off and flexed in the mirror and was totally convinced that I was now as big and muscular as any man could ever become. I was massively huge with giant bulging muscles everywhere. I didn’t even need to flex, they just bulged on their own, and exploded with size and power when I flexed. No matter what clothes I wore, my size was super obvious and it was soooo cute how Magruder just couldn’t help himself at work and coaxed me into our store room almost daily!
I checked my height too and what I measured totally made sense with how small the world was seeming to me.
Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Mon June 22nd 2015*Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Mon June 22nd 20156 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Monday June 22nd 2015
Um, holy crap four a days are hard!! This is my third day in a row of doing four heavy workouts in a day and I’ve finally found something that is hard for my body to do. Oh, that and I’ve totally outgrown the entire dumbbell rack!! The heaviest ones on there are good for a warm up, kind of… I’ve started putting together two barbells as weights and using those as dumbbells instead. It’s a little awkward, but with my height it’s manageable. Actually I can feel that I’m taller already and as I grow even taller, the barbell/dumbbells will become easier and easier to manage. That and the fact that I can load the bars up with waaaay more weight than those silly little dumbbells. Gah!! I just love being huge and strong. Ask me if this life was for me 6 weeks ago, before my first real workout, and I would’ve told you, you’re crazy!!
Now I just love how massi
Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Sat May 30th 2015*Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Sat May 30th 20151 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
Saturday May 30th 2015
I spent three hours this morning lifting with my trainer again while he showed me a whole new set of exercises for every part of my body that I had no idea existed.
I felt like I’d been hit by two trucks, one from each side, but as usual, the tingling was super intense and gone within a few hours. I had another date with Magruder this evening, we were going to a movie festival in the park, and I wanted to look my best. Actually, since I was feeling back to normal by noon and I’d finished my work out by 9, and we weren’t meeting until 5, I figured I’d have just enough time to squeeze in another workout and recover by the time he was supposed to come pick me up. I threw on another set of gym clothes and raced out the door.
By the time I’d done showering and otherwise sexifying myself up in a super cute sun dress my body had again completely recovered and I had about ten minutes before he arrived. Out of curios
Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Sun June 14th 2015*Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Sun June 14th 20152 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sunday June 14th 2015
This weekend has been a blur… it’s Sunday night and Magruder finally went home because we both have to work in the morning. I don’t think he left my place once since he arrived on Friday and I only left to go to the gym, three times a day, to get my workouts in. In between my workouts we would spend our time making love and cuddling and cooking food naked together and bathing together and watching movies and giving each other massages and being super playful exploring my new massive growing body.
Just before I fell asleep, I had an idea and sent a quick email to my division manager requesting slightly different work hours. I wanted to take a two hour lunch and work an hour later in the evening so that I could go to the gym and get a full workout in at lunch. Not just a light workout that the company gym offered. I was soooo looking forward to week two of my journey to becoming a Hulkette!
Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Mon June 29th 2015*Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Mon June 29th 20156 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Monday June 29th 2015
OMG are my weights here yet?
OMG are my weights here yet?
OMG are my weights here yet?
OMG are my weights here yet?
OMG are my weights here yet?
OMG are my weights here yet?
OMG are my weights here yet?
Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Weds June 24th 2015*Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Weds June 24th 20156 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Wednesday June 24th 2015
Growing, growing, growing… This Hulkette is growing… Mussels!!
Heehee, for some reason this little ditty is stuck in my head. Oh, I had to bring in my Jeep for a set of stronger struts. All because of me and my growing muscles… Yay!!!
Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Tues June 30th 2015*Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Tues June 30th 20156 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tuesday June 30th 2015
Wow, it’s weird to be a celebrity. There’s cameras that follow me everywhere. I ignore them and with me being so big, they get out of my way so no biggie. I think I have an agent too, not sure why. This guy keeps calling and telling me he’s setting up all these interviews for me and how I was going to be famous and stuff. Whatever…! I started hanging up on him and he stopped calling. The fire department has called too, asking if I’d like to team up with them on certain calls, after going through some situational training with them. That sounded super tempting! The local news channel called too, wanting to set up an interview on their evening news. I agreed to that one. It sounded way better than what that silly agent dude was going on about.
Also, my weights arrived!! Yay!! I helped them unload the truck, which was a workout on its own, and then once I got ever
Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Fri June 26th 2015*Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Fri June 26th 20156 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Friday June 26th 2015
On my way home from my last workout, enjoying the tingling growing feeling all through my body, there was a car crash on the bridge in front of me. A school bus, full of a girls soccer team, somehow got broadsided by a decent sized truck sending it through the guardrail and almost over the edge. It was precariously balanced, and by the time I was able to stop, barely avoiding hitting the car in front of me that did smash into the truck, it looked like it might go over the edge. I took stock of the situation and knew exactly what I had to do. I sprinted over to one of the cars involved and shoved it out of the way, it skittered across the road so easily I was momentarily stunned. An SUV was still in the way so I began pushing it. It took a bit of effort but I had it out of the way in no time! Then I grabbed on to the frame of the bus from underneath, facing the back of the bus. My weight was enough to keep it from tipping
Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Sun June 21st 2015*Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Sun June 21st 20156 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sunday June 21st 2015
Another blur of a weekend! I lifted, I had wild crazy sex with Magruder, I ate lots of food and I grew and grew and grew! It was a challenge but I squeezed in four heavy workouts each day, each session followed up by muscle love as I grew bigger while we made love. He told me that he could feel me growing while we made love and it was driving him absolutely bonkers. I also decided to take a weeks’ worth of vacation because our group was just wrapping up a project and going to start a new one a week from tomorrow. My team didn’t need me to do that and I asked Magruder if he would make sure the various small tasks remaining were completed. When I told him I wanted to go to the gym four times a day and then make love to him as I grew bigger and bigger, he immediately agreed. I could tell that he was looking forward to seeing how much bigger I was going to be every night after work…
Out of curiosity, I stoo
Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Sun June 28th 2015*Too Easy? (A Muscle Diary) - Sun June 28th 20156 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sunday June 28th 2015
Ok, I have a problem! I’ve outgrown my own gym!! Even using the barbells, loaded to their max, as dumbbells, I can barely get a good workout in anymore. I tried three times yesterday and after just this morning’s workout I went to the gym manager and asked him if there was anything we could do. I’d be willing to help pay for heavier weights, just to ensure that I keep getting stronger. I’d decided that, because that bus was still super heavy for me, that I wasn’t strong enough yet. I needed more!
So we sat down and pulled up the catalogs of weight equipment online and started putting together a weights package that would challenge me for a long time. I had no idea they made 100 pound barbell bars! With a capacity of 10,000 pounds!! And 75 pound customizable dumbbell bars with a capacity of 5000 pounds?? Um, am I really so strong that I need bars with that much capacity!!??