The Scrotecratic Dialogues IIThe Scrotecratic Dialogues II: International SpankersThe Scrotecratic Dialogues II6 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
1.1001: The Deep Green
I heard today from the dear Professor that you will be joining him on the next expedition into the deep green to assist with his ongoing work with the Indachi people. I'm glad you are applying yourself in this manner and believe that the experience shall be quite beneficial in your overall professional development. Now, although you shall unquestionably hear all this from him, I still feel obligated, as your sometimes-mentor, to warn you of a few rather specific points about the Indachi and the river lands they inhabit, for although they are largely a peaceful people, there is always peril for the uninitiated inside the green.
One -- I would be very wary of the purplish, onion-shaped fruits that grow abundantly in the Indachi groves. They will all look alike to you, but there are two differing varieties. The caelemarra fruit is a nutritious and refreshing