Sonic and the PlayStation Heroes 4 Ch. 15Chapter 15: Epilogue; Ex World Grand Prix AftermathSonic and the PlayStation Heroes 4 Ch. 154 days ago in Introductions & Chapters
After Eggman and the PlayStation Villains were defeated, yet again, Eggman helped his team escape the spike trap using a lazar gun, and he and the other villains went back to his lab to try and come up with yet another plan. If there's one thing that everyone in the PlayStation Universe knows about Eggman, it's that he does not give up easily.
"Come on, boys." Eggman told his fellow villains. "I'm going to keep on fighting for universal control, even if it kills me!"
"I don't know. Those scurvy heroes just keep on winning. We always, ALWAYS, lose." Razorbeard complained. "It isn't fair!"
Ripto grinned. "No worries. If we keep on fighting, there will be a day when us villains will conquer the universe! I can promise that!"
"That's the spirit, Ripto! We can't just give up because of a few lost causes. We need to keep trying, and try HARDER!" Cortex said.
"Indeed. So here's my new plan."
Egman tells the villains about his new plan.
The Scrotecratic Dialogues IIIThe Scrotecratic Dialogues III: The Circle of Learned MenThe Scrotecratic Dialogues III6 days ago in Short Stories
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My friend, your ignorance on this issue is understandable but tragic nonetheless. When most people hear the word "feminism," they naively think that the word means what it once did -- equality, fairness, social progress, a benevolent antidote to the entrenched oppression of yesteryear. But let me assure you, these are not the goals that modern 21st-century feminists pursue. You don't know this because their ideas have not yet entered the realm of mainstream political thought, but I assure you they are gaining acceptance among influential figures at a rapid pace. (As we've seen with Objectivism, our oligarchal class can totally embrace an ideology as the common people remain entirely oblivious to it.) Modern feminism is doing exactly that; gradually building up adherents among the powerful, ensuring that it will reshape society in unfathomable ways in the decades to com
Sonic and the PlayStation Heroes 4 Ch. 12Chapter 12: Team Babylon Rogues (Part 1)Sonic and the PlayStation Heroes 4 Ch. 121 week ago in Introductions & Chapters
As the commercials came to an end, Frost walked back to the cameras, and they turned back on to show him about to interview a team.
“Hello, and good day, race fans!” Frost said. “We are here at the start line, getting ready for year five of the Ex World Grand Prix!”
The crowd cheered loudly.
“Alright, are we ready to interview our first team?!” He asked. “Good, because here they are! Give a big, loud welcome to the legends of the sky. The inventors of gear riding. The one, the only, the BABYLON ROGUES!”
A green hawk came out from the tent with a purple swallow, and a grey albatross, following him.
“What’s up?!” Jet the Hawk shouted, waving to his fans.
“EEEE! WE LOVE YOU, JET!” A group of fan girls shouted.
Jet grinned. “That’s right. We are the Babylon Rogues, and we are here to get our treasure and kick some butt on the tracks! Extreme Gear riding is OUR
Sonic and the PlayStation Heroes 4 Ch. 13Chapter 13: Team Babylon Rogues (Part 2)Sonic and the PlayStation Heroes 4 Ch. 135 days ago in Introductions & Chapters
The teams went to the start line.
“Ready to go, mate?” Crash asked Jet.
“Yeah. I just hope you can keep up with me!” Jet grinned.
“You ready?” Frost asked.
“Yeah!” The teams shouted.
“Three...Two...One...GO!” Frost shouted.
The teams rushed through the line and started the race.
“Come at me!” Coco shouted as she sped past Wave and lead the race.
“Not so fast!” Wave shouted. She then took out her wrench and whacked Coco’s head.
Coco held her head in pain. “Ouch!”
“Sis!” Crash shouted. He sped up to Wave and spun her.
“GAH!” She screamed. “Ugh, I feel dizzy...”
Storm went to Crash and punched him. “Take that!”
“WOAH!” Crash shouted as he was knocked down.
“Nice job, Storm!” Jet shouted. “My turn now!”
Jet turned around and faced Aku Aku.
Aku Aku frowned. “You