SATIRE: Disney XD Airs Game Of ThronesSATIRE: Disney XD Airs Game Of Thrones2 weeks ago in Short Stories
Game Of Thrones To Air Censored On Disney XD
The hit fantasy television drama infamous for its blood, gore, and tits will start airing a bloodless, gore-less, and tit-less syndicated version on Disney XD.
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Tyrion Lannister, as played by Peter Dinklage, will soon be gaining more fans now that the television drama he's most famous for starring in will be expanding its audience through syndication.
The Disney–ABC Television Group recently entered into a partnership with Home Box Office (HBO) to acquire the syndication rights for Game of Thrones, with plans to broadcast the series on its cable channel, Disney XD.
The decision to acquire the award-winning television drama was inspired by the recent success of Doctor Who, which has been airing its David Tennant seasons on the company’s pre-teen-oriented channel, Disney XD.
This would not be the first time that HBO has allowed its more popular television series to air on ot
(Journal) September 3rdOur president has assigned me a secret mission. It seems we just got in war with our neighbouring country.(Journal) September 3rd1 week ago in Short Stories
Last night at midnight, the alarms sounded all around the town and a moment later a bunch of bombs started to rain over us. Many people lost their lives, thousands of them are severely wounded, between them it was me. The ceiling fell over me, trapping half of my body all useless.
This morning the government made a checkup between the rubble, made an inspection of how many were dead, how many could be still saved, and what building were lost. All of the people I knew I never saw them again, due to I was moved to a Military Hospital in the city.
At 06:00p.m. I recovered consciousness. I found myself connected to an artificial machine that kept me alive sending electric pulses to my heart, or that’s what I think it does. I also found that I lost both of my legs, one arm and even one eye. Obviously I freaked out, screaming and wiggling around, my heart pulses were getting quick
People - Part 2The shopping tour yesterday was great, but I couldn’t stop thinking about Isabella. She just can’t be happy without friends. But I know, if I spend time with her, I will lose Sue. Sue said that. Not exactly that, but she meant it. ‘Two’s company, three’s a crowd’, I’m hearing her voice in my head. I just don’t know what to do. Sue is my best friend, but I never thought she could be like this.People - Part 23 weeks ago in Short Stories
I checked all the apartments, the one in Seamon was the best one. There is no connection to Isa in Seamon. The apartment was prepared for everything, dark, enough food for some weeks and all the other stuff I will need there the next weeks. Some ropes, the pillar. Everything finished for her arrival.
She is watching me. Again. I think her name is Mara, but I’m not sure. Why couldn’t she just talk to her friends and stop watching me.
I posted her pictures yesterday on the website. New girl, offer for sell. 7 People are interested in
Footlike WeightI stared into the distance, at a door too large for me to open. The footlike weight on my back did little to give me courage in such an endeavour. Trust me, it may have looked like open space but it was definitely a door.Footlike Weight3 weeks ago in Short Stories
The floor was damp like a freshly-used towel, the air cool as tiles. My wide eyes searched for the perfect place to make my home for my children and for the next few days.
Light jumped into my eyes like a horrific monster. I swiftly turned my entire body towards the feel of a screeching wooden door whose distance from the transparent door seemed to be the distance between the top of a redwood tree to its mossy bottom. Doors always felt so weird. If there was anything I missed about living in the wilderness, it was the lack of doors.
Well, except for those pesky trapdoors. I know I shouldn’t discriminate against those who make trapdoors, but they are surely the cruellest inventions on the planet. Except for spears, of course. A friend of mine got killed by one of
ApocalypseThe bomb dropping ten years ago was the start of a brighter future.Apocalypse2 weeks ago in Short Stories
Those who still live don't need to escape this world because it's the best life.
We burnt down Nestle and now our apples are again tasting like one.
We burnt our passports in the great fire and now we can travel anywhere, anytime.
The love is everywhere. We burnt the bible and all the other books talking about right and wrong. We tell the children stories about the pope to scare them. Money is our paper to make fire because it's worth nothing now.
Three ours a day are for work, the rest for the heart and mind.
We only take what we need and not one drop more. There is no one to say you what to do or when. No office where all the important people chairrace.
Our children don't see a need to take things from someone else because we share everthing we have. We tell stories about houses while we don't even need a lock.
Who needs a afterlife, when all you need is now?
Eine Geschichte .... über eine StraßeEine Geschichte ..3 weeks ago in Short Stories
Die Straße war schon immer schlecht gewesen, aber seit letzter Nacht war sie völlig unpassierbar. Zumindest für die Alten. Ein paar mächtige Felsbrocken hatten sich vom Massiv gelöst und aber sowas von dämlich auf der Straße platziert, dass sie alles zu blockieren schienen.
„Das kann doch wohl nicht wahr sein!“, brüllte der Alte, als er am Morgen hinaustreten wollte, aber er prallte zurück, noch ehe er richtig gesehen hatte, was los war. Jedenfalls versperrte da irgendetwas seinen Weg hinaus auf die Straße und verschwand auch nicht, als er es anbrüllte oder mit dem Fuß danach trat. Was seine schlechte Laune aber nur noch steigerte, weshalb er sich voller Wut umdrehte und so lange ins Haus hinein schrie, bis dann wenigstens die Alte erschien, erschrocken und ängstlich, aber auch sie konnte ihn nicht im mindesten beruhigen.
Schließlich verschwand er durch den H
Zsido holokauszt Újabb felvonulás. Nem mehetünk túl közel, de azért nézzük. Hosszan kígyózó tömeg. Kiabálják, hogy ,,Holokauszt, holokauszt!" Büszkén mutatják fel a sárga csillagot, mely egykor szégyenük volt. Szívszaggató történeteket mesélnek nagyanyáikról, nagyapáikról. A közönség megkönnyezi őket, és csodálja lelki erejüket.Zsido holokauszt1 week ago in Short Stories
Mi meg sem mukkanunk. Csak nézzük a zsidókat megszeppenve. Ebben a pillanatban olyan magasztosnak tűnnek, hogy az ember azt érzi, ahhoz is túl alávaló, hogy rájuk nézzen. A fekete egyenruhás őr osztja ezt a véleményt, és ránk üvölt:
- Oszolni a kerítéstől!
A karján megvillan a piros szalag.
Mi még nem vagyunk szabadok.
SATIRE: Daily Bungle Newsroom ReturnsSATIRE: Daily Bungle Newsroom Returns1 month ago in Short Stories
Daily Bungle Newsroom Returns From Dystopian Trump Future
Newsroom returns from 50 years into the future where Donald Trump became president.
The Daily Bungle newsroom building has returned nearly one month after having mysteriously vanished without a trace.
Though its staff members, who had disappeared along with the building, have all returned safely, according to their accounts, they barely managed to return from what they call a distant future where Donald Trump became president.
The newsroom vanished nearly one month ago after one of the news reporters brought back a crystal skull that he found within a southwest town in order to examine for a news story.
The entire newsroom and its staff, save for one intern who was out on a donut and coffee run, had disappeared from its physical location without a trace. The intern has since been reimbursed for the coffee and donuts.
Though local scientists and psychics had been contacted during the t