Burger causes Rainbow AIDs and wins the World CupWritten by Matt Lolwutburger McShittletonBurger causes Rainbow AIDs and wins the World Cup3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Some time after destroying Tokyo's entire population of Weeaboos with the half Freddy Fazbear's Pizzabot, Burger went home, where Lauren was reading a magazine while watching TV.
"LAUREN, I'M BORED!" shouted Burger.
"Sure, whatever. Go fuck your washing machine or something." said Lauren.
"Oh yeah, it's been a few months since I made love to it."
"Yeah, yeah. Go away, I'm having visitors over." said Lauren.
"Okay." said Burger, going down the basement, which was just underneath the torture dungeon he keeps John Lennon and M.A. Larson in.
"Hey, kid. It's time to make more love." said the voice, which turned out to be the washing machine.
"Can we do it a little more differently this time?"
"Because you're a faggot. Now DO ME, RIGHT NOW!"
"Didn't I once say that I'm not doing this?" Burger sighed and pulled out a gun and shot the washing machine again.
"Dammit, not again!" said the Washing Machine.
"You know who I did this for." s
Resuscitation - Chapter 1Belle Astley sat in the waiting room in the government building in the beautiful downtown section of the city of Delmar. And my, was it beautiful, she sighed staring out the window. Women in big blue dresses with matching floppy hats and curly brown hair walked in groups down the streets, laughing and chatting about whatever women here talked about. Widely ranged colorful flowers bloomed in almost ever windowsill. Men stood outside, smiling and trying to sell their local goods to pedestrians. The weather was perfect, the sun shined brightly and only a few small clouds floated in the sky. In the distance, she could faintly see the ocean between two freshly painted light blue buildings.Resuscitation - Chapter 13 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She would rather be outside, doing as tourists do and wander the streets and experiencing the sights. But sadly, she was stuck in this stuffy room with bouncy, giggling girls of varying ethnicities. She was probably the only one in the room who had not chosen to come here by choice. Maybe that was why she
Escape from LegnicaEscape from LegnicaEscape from Legnica3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
It seemed that the most difficult times for Henry w
ere done - but the worst was yet to come. In the Ea
a new dangerous opponent appeared: the Mongols, und
er the leadership of Batu Khan, who, after the
invasion of Rus' chose as the next target the Kingd
om of Hungary. Batu Khan rightly recognized that in
the event of war with Hungary, he firstly had to ta
ke control over Poland. Already in January 1241 Bat
had sent some reconnaissance troops to Lublin and Z
awichost, but the real invasion was launched a
month later, by an army of 10,000 men under the lea
dership of Lord Orda. In Lesser Poland the Mongols
didn't have an equal opponent, defeating and killin
g almost all the Kraków and Sandomierz nobility in
the Battle of Tursko (13 February) and the Battles
of Tarczek and Chmielnik (18 March) where, among
the casualties, were the voivode of Krakow, Wlodzim
ierz and the castellan Clement of Brzeznica. After
this all Lesser Poland, including Krakow
Porwanie na planecie Z, odc. 1Rok 2320, inna galaktyka. Stolica Planety Z. Groźni terroryści z planety T napadają na ekskluzywną kawiarnię i porywają grupę 13 osób. Wśród nich: dwie studentki z ich własnej planety T, znaną piosenkarkę z jej uzależnionym od narkotyków chłopakiem, ministra przemysłu z żoną, dwójkę baristów, dwie turystki-lesbijki, dwóch studentów-turystów z zachodu galaktyki i socjopatyczną specjalistkę od marketingu. Po drodze szykuje się kilka zwrotów akcji, więc ciekawe, komu czytelnicy będą kibicować na końcu.Porwanie na planecie Z, odc. 13 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ostrzeżenie: Cała książka zawiera elementy przemocy i nawiązania do BDSM, ale nie jest pornografią.
"PORWANIE NA PLANECIE Z" odc. 1
Gulya była wściekła. Co roku obiecywała sobie, że nie zostawi nauki na ostatni tydzień przed egzaminami, tylko b
Resuscitation - Chapter 3"Sister...?"Resuscitation - Chapter 33 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Belle looked up at the sudden voice that echoed from the other side of the room. A tall man with shoulder-length silvery blonde hair and white Albinidian clothing stood at the back of the room, almost looking at her. She looked behind herself, trying to catch who he was looking at. Some of the women looked at the man; the rest looked at her. The men did the same. The room was completely still.
She turned back around slowly and looked him in the eye. She was sure now: He was speaking to her.
The man furrowed his brow and stepped forward towards her a few steps. She stepped backward to match, running into some of the women behind her as she did. They quickly stepped out of her way when she touched them. The man paused when he saw she was retreating, turning his head to break eye contact. She paused as well.
After a moment of silence - with even the Marian officials holding their breath - he looked her back in the eye.
"Are you not...? Can you not...?" he started,
Resuscitation - Chapter 2Edmund Clarke calmly closed his eyes as he slipped another cigarette into his mouth, promptly lighting it. He deeply inhaled the smoke and slowly opened his deep blue eyes, removing the cigarette from his mouth and held it loosely in his left hand, slightly parting his lips to let the toxic cloud escape his lungs. He scanned over his fellow men in the room with him. They were of different sizes and various personalities. None of them were major competition – some too skinny, some too fat, most with faces their mothers probably weren't too proud of – except for a boy sitting to his left who had short spiked jet black hair and a wicked smile with a glare to match, perhaps gained from certain experiences Edmund would rather not know about. The boy was dressed in traditional black Nygan clothing, but the boy had not worn formal clothing, instead dressing in a stylishly ripped sleeveless black cotton shirt and a waist-length leather jacket. His pants were more formal, being blacResuscitation - Chapter 23 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This