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Libertarians Eat Little Children, Salon Says
Salon publishes its umpteenth anti-libertarian screed this week—and it’s only Monday!
Libertarians steal infants away in the middle of the night to consume their flesh and blood, claims a recent Salon article.
As it was another day that ended in the letter ‘y’, left-wing propaganda mill Salon published yet another anti-libertarian screed, this one making the egregious claim that political libertarians are literally “bloodsucking ghouls.”
The article, “Beware! Libertarians Are Out To Get Your Children!”, warned readers that their young children, especially infants and toddlers, were in mortal danger of being abducted by “socially-liberal and fiscally-conservative” individuals to be used for their own nefarious purposes.
Libertarians usually stole children away during the nights of their political meetings, where they wo