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"In local news, the source of last week's mysterious 'loud voice' has been found. Nineteen year old Jodie Westler, who moved here from Ohio just yesterday to enroll in FSU-Thicksburg's marine sentience ambassador program, has experienced minor precognitive visions since early high school, but found out this morning that she also has the power to reverberate her voice across time. The first manifestation of this secondary power occurred at nine thirty nine this morning, five days after many Thicksburg residents heard her shout. As witnessed by head of the marine sentience research department Jamal Kikett, his newest student was calling across a parking garage-- potentially the cause of the distortion and strong echoes heard days ago-- to her friend Louis, simply asking whether he preferred brats or hamburgers for lunch. Recognizing her voice, Doctor Kikett notified authorities and escorted the bewildered young seer downtown. Miss We