Real Vampires Vs. TwlightReal: Fangs ripping open the neck of a whore, sucking out her blood until she's a shriveled up corpse.Real Vampires Vs. Twlight5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Twilight: Teeth used to munch gently on a bunny rabbit.
Real: Skin burning painfully in the rays of the sun until the entire body is consumed in fire.
Twilight: Skin sparkling.
Real: A forbidden love that can never be, creating eternal suffering.
Twilight: A teenage lust of a couple months.
Real: A creature constantly having to outsmart the newer generations of vampire slayers and their cursed wooden states of death.
Twilight: An all powerful godmoding creature that can never ever be killed, unless by another vampire, but even then wins because it's just so gosh darn powerful.
Real: A bloodthirsty beast.
Twilight: A cute cuddly teddy bear.
Real: Enjoys masochistic or sadistic activities, or both.
Twilight: Is "emo."
Real: Sleeps in a grave or a coffin, usually in a huge mansion all by their lone
Every YouTube Fight Ever(This will almost certainly contain heavy profanity and the usernames used in this were pulled out of my own head and aren't any real people that I know of but if someone has usernames matching them then it's probably coincidental).Every YouTube Fight Ever5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
SamusFan20 in the video description: This is my Metroid compilation of pictures in a slideshow featuring Samus set to Queen's "We Will Rock You." I hope you guys enjoy.
DisgruntledAsswipe87: Jesus Christ you're such a faggot. Why the hell would you post pics of a fictional girl and set it to Queen? Do yourself a favor and go get a REAL GIRLFRIEND, loser. Oh, and stop shaming such a great band with such a shitty video game and your BS imature antics at attempting to fap to it.
(In reply to DisgruntledAsswipe87) ConcernedStranger17: Hey, calm the fuck down, douchebag. If this person is so "immature," than what the hell are you doing on a video meant for a video game girl, anyway? I bet you were at home looking for something to fap to and found this and decide
Romano X Reader - How To Babysit An ItalianRomano X Reader - How To Babysit An Italian2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You tossed your school bag on the floor and collapsed on your bed. “Thank God it’s Friday!” You cheered as you reached under your bed and pulled out a chocolate bar from your ‘secret stash’.
As you chomped down on your delicious treat, your cell phone buzzed in your pocket. You pulled it out and smirked, it was your long-time friend Antonio.
“Hey Toni," you answered, mouth full of chocolate.
“Hello _________! What is my good friend doing today?”
“Lying on her bed getting fat on chocolate. You?”
“Well, I have a little teeny tiny favour to ask of you _________!” Antonio chirped loudly.
“Mmmhmm? What is it?” you asked, licking your sticky fingers clean.
“Well, I’m going out tonight! You know, for a party!”
You giggled at his cute Spanish accent. “A party, eh? Why am I not invited?” you pretended to sound sad. To be honest you didn’t even feel like going out tonight.
The Narrative OC MEME 2I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite original story characters that will embark in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank (or create a character on the spot!) Be sure to give a little description of them:The Narrative OC MEME 25 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
II. Asleep, Character Two or Character Four are dreaming of their most pleasant childhood memory. What is it about?
III. However, Character Five continues to toss and turn, haunted by their childhood nightmare! What scared them as a child?
IV. Character Two finds a diary with Character Four name on it. They eagerly read a random page to themselves. What does the entry say?
V. Character Three is severely poisoned and is slowly dying. Explain how it happened and if they survive.
VI. A gang of bullies are picking on Character Four. Character Two or Character Five come to their aid but they both get beat up. Why is that?
VII. A character of your choice is just learning how
THE GAY AGENDA: RevealedStep One:THE GAY AGENDA: Revealed5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Get the right to marry so we can destroy the institution, and continue the work of conservative Christian Republicans who demand the right to divorce, as well as the individuals such as Britney Spears who mock it.
Gain adoption rights to corrupt the youth and make them all into happier people who understand that hatred is tearing this world apart. (Hopefully, they'll all be bisexual, so we get the best of both worlds.)
TAKE OVER THE WORLD, and paint it in rainbows. ^_^
A Very Short StoryA Very Short Story3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Everyone was two inches tall.
Russia X Baby!Reader My Little Sunflower Chapter 1Russia X Baby!Reader My Little Sunflower Chapter 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The world conference for countries went along as usual. France and England spewed insults and swears at one another that would've made Romano proud, while America stood on the side, watching and laughing obnoxiously. Germany was quickly losing his temper and patience with all of them, and Italy was (as usual) staring off into space.
Though, for some reason, it seemed...different. None of the nations knew exactly what it was, but something was definitely off balance in this meeting.
After a bit, when the rest of the *cough brainless cough* countries realized what was going on, they all (miraculously) quieted down, and the soft voice of someone singing rang through the room. They were singing in a foreign language, only known by a few of the other nations fluently. Slowly, the world turned their heads to face the person who was singing.
Cue the jaw-drop.
It was Russia who was singing. His voice was soft yet clear, and he made little to no mistakes. He was standing by the large window in
He said Big Brother ::NorwayxReaderxIceland::“I WILL KILL YOU!”He said Big Brother ::NorwayxReaderxIceland::2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You hear someone shout from the living room.
Norway runs into the kitchen to where you were preparing sugar cookies to hand out.
He hides behind you just before Iceland comes into the kitchen with a highly flustered face gritting his teeth.
Now you were confused.
Why was Norway hiding from Iceland?
“Err…what’s…going on?” You question both countries.
Iceland looks at you then turns away, his face turning even redder.
“He called me big brother~” Norway still crouched behind you cooed mockingly
“He called you big brother? How’d you do that?”
Iceland whips his head toward both of you having a look of rage pasted onto his cool exterior.
“HE TRICKED ME! HE USED DIRTY METHODS! HE’S A PERVERT!”
Norway chuckled from behind you.
“…what exactly did he do…?”
He just turned his head mumbling something to himself in his own language.
“Well I’m not telli
RomeoThe name's Romeo. Yeah, alright. Don't bother. Whatever you were about to say, I've already heard it: considering the fact that probably everyone in the world is force-fed Shakespeare at some point or other, it's not surprising that all the stupid puns that come my way aren't exactly original. I've had English teachers yell lines at me, thinking that, for some dumb reason, I've got the whole play memorised. Not likely. My parents didn't call me Romeo because they're Die Hard Bard fans. Dad lost a bet to a mate. Not exactly enchanting.Romeo4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was watching TV in the living room, minding my own business. All of a sudden the door slammed open, and there was Mum, glaring at me as though I'd left a week's worth of socks stuffed behind the radiator. I was about to remind her that I'd taken out the rubbish that morning, but before I could say anything, she strode over to the windows and wre
Code Red Avenger x Pmsing ReaderAka How the Avengers deal with a pmsing youCode Red Avenger x Pmsing Reader1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Hello sweetheart.” Tony greeted you as you sat glaring at your coffee for not being hot enough. You sneered at the cheerful man before you while you grabbed a knife smeared with jelly and began to spread it on your toast. You went to dip the knife back into the bottle only to discover it had been moved. You pulled it back to you and quickly resumed preparing your breakfast as Tony hummed beside you. Anger started to build inside you as his humming increased in volume and eventually gave way to singing.
Thankfully Tony shut up before you grew homicidal. With a sigh of relief you put your focus on making jelly toast instead of not killing your friend, only to find the jelly missing again. With a small growl you stole it from Tony again.
“I was using that.” He complained while he reached for it again. You put a stop to that though by twisting around and pointing the knife at him
Avengers Chatroom (AvengersXReader)(Y/n) has logged on.Avengers Chatroom (AvengersXReader)1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tony has logged on.
‘Hello darling – Tony’
‘Don’t call me that – YN’
‘You know you like it ;D – Tony’
Thor has logged on.
‘HELLO BROTHER ANTHONY AND SISTER (Y/N)! – Thor’
‘Thor sweetie we’ve spoken about this. Lower case letters – YN’
‘Sorry – Thor’
‘Hey how come he gets a nickname? – Tony’
‘Ok I’ll give you one – YN’
‘Yay! – Tony’
Clint has logged on.
Natasha has logged on.
‘Hey Clintasha – Tony’
‘I will hunt you down and kill you – Natasha’
‘I ship it – YN’
‘So do I – Clint’
‘CLINT! – Natasha’
‘Sorry :/ - Clint’
‘Hello brother Barton and sister Widow – Thor’
‘Hey big guy – Clint’
‘Hello Thor – Natasha’
Steve has logged on.
The Cake TheoryThe Cake Theory3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Cake Theory
"Baby Cakes," the latest episode for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, evolved our understanding of the Equestrian world in more ways than one. Now, thanks to pony genes, we're able to see how two Earth ponies can give birth to a Pegasus and Unicorn without any immediate relations to ether race. Answer: Recessive traits. Thank you 8th grade biology! However, there are some questions that still need answering. I personally have a theory that pertains to each Cake baby, so let's slice right in!
Now, we're all familiar with Twilight Sparkle's struggle to learn and advance in magic as a young filly. In the episode 23 of season 1 - "The Cutie Mark Chronicles" - where we see her struggle to even turn a page with magic. And that's with the enormous amount of studying she puts in. So why then is it so hard for Twilight Sparkle - Celestia's prime student and the Element of Magic - to learn what she needed to and got to where she
Ways To Annoy Claude FaustusAlthough I do like Claude quite a bit, I just couldn't resist making thisWays To Annoy Claude Faustus4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You may have to watch Black Butler 2 in order to understand some of these.
1. Steal his glasses
2. Stare at him constantly, but don't say a word.
3. When he's washing dishes, tell him he missed a spot.
4. Decorate Alois's entire mansion with pictures of Sebastian.
5. If Claude asks from where or how you got the pictures, tell him that you did a little favor for Sebastian in exchange for them. *wink wink*
6. When you see a spider, take off your shoe and go to kill it. Make sure Claude sees this.
7. Give Alois a Ricky Martin CD and urge him to dance to "The Cup Of Life" ~Ole!~
8. Invite Grell over and talk about how devilishly handsome Sebastian is. In front of Claude.
9. Tell Alois he should have Claude wear a pair of booty shorts as his new uniform attire.
10. Tell Claude he looks like he's the child of Sebastian Michaelis and William T. Spears
11. Ask Claude why he couldn't take the form of a more ominous cre
SpainxPregnant!Reader- The Magic of PregnancySpainxPregnant!Reader- The Magic of Pregnancy2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You rub your temples in a slow, circular motion. Having migraines while being pregnant was NOT fun. Though pregnancy was supposed to be a beautiful thing, but for the last nine months, you've felt like you've been placed into a living hell. Well, maybe you're exaggerating a little bit, but it hasn't exactly been easy. What with the food cravings, morning sickness, mood swings, swollen ankles and back pain, it certainly felt like a little slice of hell.
For a moment, you actually felt a bit sorry for the Spaniard, who had to go through your constant mood swings and frequent trips to the grocery store. But nonetheless, he was very understanding despite the fact he was a clueless airhead. It made you smile a bit and appreciate him just a bit more. Then the dull throbbing in your head finally made itself known once more, and you scowled slightly. Hauling yourself up from the couch with a groan, you waddled to kitchen to find coffee, hoping that the caffeine might dull the pain in your head
How To Be NormalHow To Be Normal4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
HOW TO SUCCEED AT BEING A NORMAL TEENAGER:
(In 15 easy steps!)
1. The first step in becoming a normal, bland, and spineless individual is very simple. Never think. About anything. Ever. If you have a thought, let it go. Let someone else think for you. Thinking is hard. Let someone else do it. Save your little conformist brain cells for something less difficult.
2. Now let's talk about music. You like unique music? Not anymore! You get to listen to the same generic, repetitive sound that everyone else does. You know, that one beat over and over with the words "Yeah", "baby" and "ooh" being repeated. Lucky you!
3. To be normal, you've gotta dress normal. If you're a girl, that means you wear leggings as pants and cut up your t-shirts so they just barely cover your chest. Uggs are a must, for any time of the year, including midsummer. If you're a guy, you wear the hem of your pants on the back of your knees. Overly violent band t-shirts for bands that you only know one song for is highly
How To: Write a DrarryHow To: Write a Good DrarryHow To: Write a Drarry4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Start with them hating each other
2. Put them in a room, all alone (detention or trapped in the Room of Requirement will do)
3. They miraculously become friends for no explained reason
4. Ron gets mad
5. They both realize they love each other, but don't tell each other
6. Ron randomly is no longer angry
7. One of them accidentally tells the other his feelings
8. They end up snogging in a public place that is randomly empty (such as a major hallway, the Quidditch pitch, or the lake)
9. They secretly "see each other" (i.e. have sex) nightly in the Room of Requirement or the Astronomy Tower. Strangely, this does not alter their sleeping patterns
10. Hermione finds out
11. They come out in the Great Hall in a shocking way (walk in holding hands, or randomly start snogging. Snogging is the best option). NOTE: it must be the Great Hall. It can't be an equally crowded place.
12. Everyone is shocked, but eventually they all start applauding, even the
L x ReaderHumming happily, you pushed the cart chalk full of various sweets down the hall of the investigation headquarters. Usually this was Watari's job, but he looked so tired that you requested to do it. Luckily, he recognized you right away.L x Reader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Opening a set of doors you see two serious looking men crowding around a computer screen with L sitting in his usual pose in the middle of all of it.
"Mr. Stalker, can you just let me go?" a high pitched voice whined from the computer. You raise an eyebrow at the computer screen, showing a blond girl fully restrained to a chair.
"'Mr. Stalker'? That's one of the kinder names you've been called," you comment, breaking the silence. The men looked stunned to see you while L glances back and nods. You push the cart up to him and hand him a slice of cake, then take one for yourself and the seat next to him.
"Soooooo, what are we watching?" you ask, eating some of the cake.
"Miss Misa Amane," L answers without looking at you.
"We suspect her-" holding up your
Top 100 Awesome Prussia FactsTop 100 Awesome Prussia Facts4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Top 100 Awesome Prussia Facts
1. Prussia doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets out of the way.
2. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Prussia can throw Brett Favre even further.
3. The Prussia military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Prussia could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
4. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Prussia can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
5. Prussia stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
6. Prussia can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head.
7. When Prussia does division, there are no remainders.
8. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Prussia.
9. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Prussia.
10. Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Prus
Prussia x Reader x England- Perverted Conversation"Arthur,Gilbo! i'm home from school." You yelled loudly, setting down your backpack on the living room floor, and throwing yourself on the couch. You sighed and shoved your head into a pillow comfortably. "Welcome home, love. How was school?" Arthur came downstairs, his arms out widely, hoping to get a hug from you. "Meh-ish." You groaned and leaned in slightly as you lay down, you hugged him and let him sit down, removing your feet that were in the way.Prussia x Reader x England- Perverted Conversation1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Where's Gilbo?" You raised an eyebrow and began to yawn and shiver. "I believe he's in his room." Arthur shrugged and looked over at you. "Are you cold?"
Arthur stood up, he went upstairs to retrieve a blanket for you, as you began to unwind and remember when you first moved in with the boys. They were really close friends and all, it was fun living with both the boys that were complete opposites. "Here you go, love. I hope that's warm enough for you, since it's mine." Arthur had a slight smirk on the edge of his lips. "
The Narrative OC MEME 3I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite original story characters that will embark in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank (or create a character on the spot!) Be sure to give a little description of them:The Narrative OC MEME 35 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
II. Character Two has taken a part-time job as a substitute teacher at a learning facility. How did their first day go? What were they teaching?
III. Character One and Character Five are hired as police officers and end up placing Character Three into custody. Does everything go smoothly?
IV. Character One and Character Two happen do discover a strange artifact while rummaging through an abandoned warehouse. Both fight and argue on over the artifact until one of them wins. Explain what the artifact looks like.
V. Depending on who wins the strange artifact, either Character One or Character Two are granted two wishes.
ItalyXReaderXRomanoTwas a peaceful afternoon in your house. You had just prepared pasta for lunch and your crazy neighbor and FINALLY stopped slamming all the doors in his house(I hate my neighbors...). You were currently waiting for your good friends: the Italian brothers, or as Iggy would say: Macaroni brothers. You sat down in front of your TV, you just couldn't wait to eat, you began to twirl the fort, picking up the pasta...you licked your lips almost succeeding in taking your bite util...ItalyXReaderXRomano2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
RING RING RING
You huffed, got up and picked up the phone. "Hello?" you said annoyingly, hopeful it wasn't a telemarketer.... oh god if it was, shit would just hit the fan.
"VE~ Ciao _____! It's-a me! Feliciano!" The bubbly Italian Said over the phone.
"Oh hey Feli, are you on your way over?" You asked sitting down with the phone, curling up next to the bowl of pasta.
"Yep! Lovi's driving us over." you heard faint 'DON'TA CALL ME THAT!' You laughed. Not at Lovino but the thought of shaken Kiku saying Italian
50 Things I Cannot Do To....... ENGLAND1. I cannot tweak his eyebrows.50 Things I Cannot Do To....... ENGLAND3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
2. Even if they need to be tweaked.
3. But, sadly, not by me.
4. Probably by America.
5. England fancies America.
6. I'm not allowed to mention this to anyone.
7. Even if it is really obvious.
8. And even if it would be really fun to see France's reaction.
9. Because France doesn't know despite the fact that it is really obvious.
10. I must not stray off topic.
11. England and Germany wouldn't like it.
12. I mustn't tell England his cooking is terrible.
13. Even if it is.
14. I mustn't tell him his cooking is wonderful.
15. Even if it isn't.
16. I mustn't sample his cooking to test either of these theories.
17. I mustn't sample his cooking not to test these theories.
18. I mustn't sample his cooking at all.
19. I would probably die.
20. I mustn't die so I can see England as a cook in hell.
21. Or as a policeman in heaven.
22. Even if that means he would have handcuffs.
23. and you can do a lot of fun things with handcuffs.
24. In hell, Germany has handcu
Cleverbot VS PrussiaCleverbot: Do you play wow?Cleverbot VS Prussia3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Prussia: Wow? O3o.
Cleverbot: You're not making any sense. I'm not impressed by your alleged intelligence.
Prussia: What sense? I am the almight Prussia! I DON'T NEED SENSE!! I AM AWESOME!!! KESESESESESESE!!!
Prussia: Praise my awesome!! Kesesese~!!
Cleverbot: I know, right?!
Prussia: Exactly, My awesome is wonderful is it not?! XD.
Cleverbot: It might not be existing. I don't think computers could harm us. Except for the radiation thingy.
Prussia: Radiation!? How did you get from my glorious awesome, to radiation!?!?
Cleverbot: I apologise. That was a mistake. I am okay - how are you?
Prussia: I'm awesome!
Cleverbot: Thats good. Do you have any pets?
Prussia: My pet Gilbird! He's like the most cutest pets EVER!!!! XDDD.
Cleverbot: Who is the most handsome man in Asia?
Prussia: Umm... Probably Kiku, he's HOT. XD
Cleverbot: You don't have a girlfriend!
Prussia: I HAVE MANY!!! I AM PRUSSIA!!!!! D
.:[REQUEST] Problems of the heart~Kyoya X Reader:..:[REQUEST] Problems of the heart~Kyoya X Reader:.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You sat in the passenger seat of your dads 1964 mustang (that's what my dad drives thought it would work nicely here) and sighed. You were on your way to sign the finalization paper work for your scholarship to Ouran Academy.
"Look Hun that's your new school!" your dad pointed to the large PINK building? What really PINK of all colors? Of course you had seen the school in brochures and the website but you never thought it would be so vibrant and........ disgusting. You scowled as you got closer and saw the female uniforms.
"Come in cheer up sweetie you'll have a great time no matter how hideous the school is." your dad smiled and walked around to your side and opened the door like he always does. "Come on girly let's get movin'!" you giggled and fallowed you dad into the school.
After about an hour of signing papers in the headmaster's office you were told you would roam the school on your own while your father was filled in on everything he needed to know. You nod and walk out into th